Chapter 0001: Quiet Van
Rumble!
Xu Huai didn't have time to react at all, his brain buzzed blank, and he felt that he was flying, flying, flying, and then quickly falling and falling into the darkness.
I don't know how long it has been.
Xu Huai woke up from the darkness: "Where is this, where am I, why am I so strange?" He felt groggy and his mind was a little blurry, as if he was pressed by something, and he couldn't breathe.
There was a glimmer of light not far away.
And then there was darkness, as if it were going to swallow him up.
Gradually, he adapted to the dark environment, and he could see clearly where he was now, which was a small shop, and the shelves had collapsed and had been knocked down.
Merchandise is scattered all over the floor.
"Was the shop hit by a car, did I do it, I was in a car accident?" Xu Huai's drowsy mind gradually sorted out his thoughts, "So, am I seriously injured now?" It's not like, I feel pain, no, is my body paralyzed and unconscious? How long has it been, and why hasn't anyone come to my rescue? ”
He wanted to open his mouth and shout for help, but at this time, he suddenly found that he couldn't open his mouth.
Yes, he can't open his mouth, it's not that he can't control his body, it's that he doesn't have a body anymore.
"This ...... What's the ......?"
Xu Huai "looked" at himself, looking at his current appearance - a half-new van, the front of the car has been deformed, the window glass is all broken, the tail lights are still flashing, and the engine has long been turned off.
In the driver's seat, there was no one.
I don't know how long I was stunned, Xu Huai had to accept the fact that he had become a van, or the van he drove before his death. Shenche Wuling Hongguang S, 2016 1.5L manual basic type, the landing price is 46,800 yuan, and the license plate number Anhui A four numbers plus one letter.
He is a black-headed car driver, driving his own magic car, going back and forth between the county and the provincial capital, pulling people and goods.
Although it is very hard and I have to avoid the traffic police, the income is okay, at least a little better than a part-time job. Originally, I was going to save enough money for my wife, so I asked someone to say a partner and get married and live.
Unexpectedly, my wife didn't save enough, so she had a car accident.
The most important thing is that I don't know if I am dead, or if I have hallucinations, and I turned into my own van, which is too funny.
"Am I dreaming?"
"This dream is so real, I can feel every detail of Wuling Hongguang S, as if it is really my body now, but I can't control it...... I seemed very weak and dizzy. ”
"Where is my real body, not in this little shop, by the way, what part of my mind now, if I become a van, I don't have a brain!"
"Hey, anyone, can someone help me, I'm still young, I don't want to die yet."
Xu Huai was in vigorous mental activity.
I hope that someone will come to save him and free him from this funny state. He wanted to be himself, even if he was a short, ugly and limp disability. But at least you are free to wander the streets and alleys, and even visit the shampoo room.
Now turn into a car, so that his life is worse than death.
Bang!
There seemed to be lightning outside, a violent thunderbolt, and the howl of a howling wind.
"Is it raining, it should be autumn now, will it rain in autumn too?" Wang Yaowu could only continue to think boredly, "Maybe because of the heavy rain, no one came to save me in time?" ”
"By the way, where is my body, will it fall outside! Oh my God, what would I do if my body was swept away by the rain, what would I do if I was struck by lightning, and if I didn't die and I drowned in the torrential rain, how would I avenge my grievances? Come on, help me! ”
I cried out for help infinitely in my heart, but no one came to the rescue for a long time.
In this way, he turned into a van, got in close contact with the collapsed shelves, and looked at the instant noodles scattered all over the ground, unable to move.
I recall a lot of stories from my life, and those memories fly by in my mind like a movie.
"I've heard that before people die, they will recall the pictures of their lives, and I guess that's how I am, gradually dying, right? Haha, that's ridiculous. Instead of ascending to heaven, my soul became a van, with a cold texture, is this what a van feels like every day? ”
"Alas, it's unreasonable, I'm still a virgin."
"I really regret that I didn't go into that hair salon with Dali last time I passed by Oil Road, and the girl who played with her mobile phone in the hair salon was really beautiful! A pair of big white legs, so full chest. ”
"If God can give me a chance to do it again, I will definitely follow the vigorous in, it's only two hundred yuan, and I can earn it by running for half a day. If I did, I wouldn't have any regrets if I died now...... If there was hell, I would probably be laughed at by my fellow inmates. ”
After a while.
He was bored and thought, "How did I get into a car accident?" Let me reminisce, well, I set off from the provincial capital, I didn't pull people, and I was ready to see if I could take a few passers-by on the road. Not out of the city yet, it seems to be a flash of light? After a flash of light, I probably crashed? Or did you hit the wrong direction? ”
"Anyway, the van is now rushing into the small shop, and I, I guess I was thrown out, and the windshield was shattered."
Outside, thunder and lightning were still shining, and the wind was howling, but no raindrops could be heard.
Xu Huai didn't know how long he had been thinking nonsense.
There is still no one to help.
"How long has it been, as for it, is there no one next door on the left and right, and they won't call the police? Or is the police so inefficient? ”
"If I delay like this, I will definitely die."
"Actually, it's nothing if you're dead, an orphan, probably no one cares, and relatives may be able to get a sum of compensation, Meizizi. Dali should shed a few tears for me.,Forget it.,I'm not doing it.,I want him to shed a hairy tear.,It's a pity.,There's not even a good relationship with a girl.。 ”
"Dali, every New Year's holiday, remember to burn some paper money for me, and I will thank you."
A person is going to die, what will he think, Xu Huai really doesn't know, anyway, what he thinks is messy. But no matter how messy it is, there is always a time to finish thinking about it.
For example, now, he has nothing to think about, and he has summarized the circumstances of his life twice.
In short, it's sad and lamentable, my parents died early, and I didn't make any difference, and I came and went naked. Belong to the kind of people who are of little use to society when they are alive, and no one cares about them when they die.
After summing himself up, he fell into a more bitter boredom.
Can't move, can only think cranky, of course boring.
"Alas, the body is estimated to be completely hiccuped, I don't know when my current mind will completely stop cooking, let's take a good look at my van, it's rare to have a unique experience and cherish it."
He gradually turned his mind to the van, and it stands to reason that he had no body and no eyes, but he could really see all the details of the van. The wiring, materials, including half a tank of oil in the tank, are all clear. The nose of the car is deformed, but the basic structure is intact.
"It should still be open, not to the extent of scrapping."
"If only I could just drive it, the keys are still in the car, and the fire can be ignited with a slight twist. It's a pity that I don't have hands, I want to have hands, twist the key now, no one will take care of me, I will drive to the police myself. ”
Dysphoria.
Thinking produces strong fluctuations the next moment.
The car key under the steering wheel of the van suddenly turned with Xu Huai's emotions. The movement was not very big, and there was no fire, but it stunned Xu Huai.
"I'm able to control the car keys!"