Chapter 44: A Thick Face

Lingsu Daoist is a former celebrity of the official family, and the Zhang family naturally treats him well, and cooks two more dishes for lunch, for fear of neglecting the Daoist.

Wang Han was also silent, polite to the Taoist chief, first stabilized him, and then slowly put a trap on him.

After eating, Wang Han invited the Taoist chief to go out to play, but the Taoist refused: The land of red dust is not conducive to my cultivation.

This is a good excuse, but it is said that the Taoist monks of the Great Song Dynasty have precepts, and if they can't break the precepts, then they must not break the precepts.

But the Taoist priest is better than the monk in that the Taoist priest can marry a wife, such as the Heavenly Master of Longhu Mountain, his family is passed down from generation to generation, father to son, son to grandson, so Taoist priests hook up with women from good families less, monks steal more.

Especially the Taoist priest who has mixed with Lin Lingsu's status sees his reputation as extremely important, no matter how embarrassed he is, Wang Han asked him to go to a brothel to eat flower wine, which is absolutely not good.

Wang Han was so embarrassed, impatient like an ant on a hot pot, and said to Lingsu: "The Taoist chief didn't want to go with him, so I went by myself." Said and laughed, "Xuannu passed on my martial arts to make me physically strong, but there is a drawback, that is, I have to do things for men and women every day, one day does not do uncomfortable body, three days do not do blood spillage, and if I don't do it for seven days, I will explode and die." ”

Lin Lingsu, who heard this, stared, how could there be such a thing in the world? If you don't do that for seven days, you're going to die?

This is not nonsense, since he took over this body, it is carefully served, carefully fed, only eat cattle and sheep, do not eat pork, and have no grain of rice, but also use a scientific way to exercise and fitness, two years to cultivate an excellent killing machine, body coordination, perception, nerve response are the best.

With such a strong body, a discerning person can see at a glance that it must be a humanoid pile driver when it arrives in bed, and it is in great demand.

Of course, as Wang Han himself, he will definitely have restraint, leisure and entertainment can be, if he really wants to eat the affairs of men and women as food, he estimates that he will not live to be forty people. Therefore, if you don't do it for seven days, you will explode and die, which is nonsense. But he is not the only one who is so nonsense, Ji Xiaolan of the Qing Dynasty also feeds on cattle and sheep every day, without grain of rice, five women in the day, five drums such as the dynasty once, return to the apartment once, once at noon, once in the twilight, and once in the bed. If you don't resist for a day, your skin will crack and your muscles will twitch.

After Wang Han finished speaking, Lin Lingsu was first stunned, then relieved, looked at Wang Han, felt more and more strange, and asked: "Could it be that the Xuannu also passed on your room technique?" ”

Wang Han was stunned, he didn't understand what this sentence meant, but he felt that he should admit it, so he responded.

Lin Lingsu was shocked, looking at Wang Han at a loss, his heart was frizzy, and he didn't know how to deal with it.

The art in the room has been in the house since ancient times, and it is stored in the Taoist classics, "Yun Ji Qixi Xuanyuan Benji" The Yellow Emperor received the art of the room in the Xuannu plain girl, and he was able to control three hundred women. "Hug Puzi Inner Chapter: Jiyan" The Yellow Emperor talks about Taoism and cultivation, and he is the second daughter of Xuansu. In later generations, there was a book dedicated to the health preservation in the room, which made great contributions to the enlightenment of women in the Great Song Dynasty.

For example, Wang Han and Li Qingzhao are newly married, and the books and periodicals at the bottom of the box are the techniques of the plain woman's room, which records 18 kinds of ** postures.

For Lin Lingsu, the room technique is not unusual, what is strange is that the Xuannu actually passed on this kind of exercise to Wang Han, you must know that since history, only the Yellow Emperor and the Xuannu have practiced the room technique, and the others have never been.

Emperor Xuanyuan is the emperor of the people, it is understandable for him to have sex with Xuannu, Lin Lingsu can accept it, this Wang Han can also have a bang with Xuannu, he can't sit still.

Could it be that Wang Han can be on the same level as Emperor Xuanyuan?

Lin Lingsu felt that there was something strange about this, and asked again: "Xuannu personally passed it on to you?" ”

Wang Han couldn't guess what Lin Lingsu was thinking, but looking at his expression, he speculated that he might have blown a little fiercely, saying that he had a bang with Xuannu, which made Lin Lingsu unhappy, did he violate some Taoist taboos? After thinking about it, he immediately changed his words and said: "It is not the Xuannu herself, but the two goddesses around her who ordered the Xuannu to teach." ”

The two goddesses, this Lin Lingsu knew that Wang Han went to see the Xuannu, and when he went, he was carried by the Crane Goddess, and when he came back, it was carried by the Jinwu Goddess. In this way, it was the crane and the golden crow goddess who taught him.

Then this is also very good, there are hundreds of millions of men in the world, how many of them can have a fight with a goddess?

Lin Lingsu was envious and jealous in his heart, but he wondered, there is such a person as Wang Han in the world, why did the master never predict it? It's just a special reminder for Nagalen.

Lin Lingsu couldn't figure it out, although he was a Taoist disciple and knew some magic methods, but it was all taught by the master, and he didn't understand the mystery himself.

However, Wang Han went to the brothel, what should he do? Master's words really have to be fulfilled?

Thinking of this, Lin Lingsu rolled his eyes twice and persuaded Wang Han: "Even if you have miraculous skills, but you have a beautiful and young newlywed wife at home, why bother to go to the place where you sell your bones?" ”

Wang Han said in a low voice: "My wife has arrived recently, and I am helpless." ”

Lin Lingsu was anxious, and said, "There are still maids available." ”

Wang Han waved his hand, "No, the maid is young and frail, and she can't stand my toss." ”

Lin Lingsu was dumbfounded, looking Wang Han up and down, there was really no nonsense, this pair of body frames is draped, as strong as a cow and a horse, as fierce as a tiger and wolf, ordinary women must not be able to bear it.

In this case, it is necessary to go to a brothel.

Lin Lingsu hesitated, "If you don't go, I should accompany you, that demon star Galen has obtained the thunder and dust magic weapon in my palm, I am afraid that I have studied it thoroughly at this moment, and if I want to seek revenge on you, I must protect you thoroughly." ”

The righteousness of these words was awe-inspiring, and Wang Han was shocked.

I've seen a shameless one, I've never seen such a shameless one, and I smiled at the moment, "It's supposed to be like this, then let's go with you." ”

Lin Lingsu hurriedly said: "I am a person from outside the party, if I want to go, I have to change my clothes." ”

Wang Han smiled: "It's easy to say, it's easy to say." "Go outside and call the coachman and the old horse, and ask for the old horse's clothes. Lin Lingsu said again: "Don't tell him the truth. ”

Wang Han laughed again, and when the old horse came, he only said that he wanted the old horse to have a set of clothes, but he didn't say what to do.

Lin Lingsu changed into the servant's coarse linen coat, while Wang Han went upstairs and told Li Qingzhao, "Daoist Lingsu wants to take me on a night tour of Tokyo, and I won't come back tonight, so you can rest early." ”

Li Qingzhao was also interested when he heard this, "The official travels to Tokyo at night, and he doesn't take the slave family with him?" ”

Wang Han was dumbfounded, and said in his heart that this woman was really troublesome, thinking about it, he shook his head, "Let's do it another day, I think it's the Lingsu Daoist who has a confidential explanation, and if there is no him another day, I will take you on a night tour of Tokyo." ”

Li Qingzhao was disappointed and displeased when he heard this, but he didn't say anything. When Wang Han went down, she looked down on the second floor, but saw that Lingsu Daoist was wearing civilian clothes, going out with Wang Han, and he didn't bring a coachman, and she wondered, what kind of secret is this?

The woman was curious and bold, so she hurriedly changed her clothes, beckoned the maid, and walked quickly to see what the officials and the Taoist chief were doing.

went downstairs to greet the coachman Lao Ma and wanted to follow the officials.

The old horse was embarrassed and persuaded: "The official said not to follow, so don't go, this wind is high and the night is dark." ”

Li Qingzhao said: "Didn't I go out at night before?" Walk fast, walk fast. ”

This is Li Qingzhao's style, after she became famous at the age of fifteen, she often visited friends, and also had a few girlfriends, and also had a few confidants, all of whom intersected with their talents, and the Tokyo night market was prosperous during the New Year's holidays.

Lao Ma is concerned and helpless, and today I am afraid that everyone Li will be sad. During the day, Wang Han dared to play with prostitutes in the car, and changed clothes with Taoist priests at night, what else could he do?

This is no coincidence that there is no book, Wang Han is a prostitute during the day, just scratching her and squeaking, and giving her a sum of money afterwards to make her happy, and not to break the reason. That sister is a good person, how can she not know that the big official is telling her to shut up, there are some things that can be said, and some things that cannot be said.

As for having to go to the brothel at night, it is also to set Lin Lingsu a trap, first create a false impression, let Lin Lingsu know that he must go out at night, and then find an opportunity to change his identity to Galen to scare the old thief, otherwise, it is difficult to force him to tell the whereabouts of Zhao Shengbao.

According to Wang Han's thoughts, when he went to the brothel, Lin Lingsu would not follow, where did he think, his face was still thick, and Lin Lingsu would rather wear the coachman's clothes to follow.

It's helpless to do this, and go and watch, and act when the opportunity comes, in short, it's good to scare Lin Lingsu.

Xiaoyu Street is full of brothels on all sides, these Li Qingzhao had said before marriage, but after marriage, he never saw Wang Han go, seeing him walking in front, he thought that he was going to Goolan Tile to watch sumo wrestling, or to Panjia Lane for supper, where did he think that this usually extremely well-behaved little official, walked to Jingmingfang, did not squint, and went straight in.

He actually went to Jingmingfang!!

The carriage walked to the door of Jingmingfang, stopped, the coachman Lao Ma sighed in his heart, turned around, and asked in a low voice: "Little lady, are you still going?" ”

Li Qingzhao's mind was empty, and the root of his nose was sour, but he endured it and said slowly, "Go to Panlou East Street and Alley, I want to eat skewers." ”

The maid Cuilian is a personal essence, and hurriedly said, "I heard that there is a new Tubo skewer, the taste is excellent, and there is a long queue of people who buy it every day, so let's try it too." ”

The sound of horses' hooves and the noisy sound of people in the night market, Li Qingzhao opened the curtain and looked out, with a faint smile on the corner of his mouth.