Chapter 2: My Confusion: 7. Competition
I was woken up in my sleep by a violent shaking. I opened my eyes wide and saw that it was Lao Cannon and Lao Gray. I said dissatisfiedly, "I don't know how to have fun, and it disturbs people's dreams." ”
The old cannon said, "How can you waste a good time in a dream?" ”
Lao Ash said, "Hurry up, the rivers and lakes are in emergency!" ”
Reluctantly, I sat up and said, "Are you husbands and wives?" Or is it a mess? ”
The old cannon said, "Whatever you urinate." ”
Old Ash shoved me again and said, "Hurry up, we've discovered something strange." ”
I said, "Why are you so breathless?" The world is no longer strange. ”
"But it's really weird. ”
I said, "I said, what could be stranger than a dog man and a woman pulling a person out of the bed?" Are you trying to occupy the magpie's nest?! ”
The old cannon said, "Don't interrupt, there is serious business." ”
I said, "What could be more serious in this world than sleeping?" ”
"You don't know, today we got up early in the morning, and as soon as we walked out of the gate, we found that this was a tribe that practiced martial arts. ”
I said, "What's so strange about that?" Do you think that only in Shaolin Temple can you see people practicing martial arts? ”
Lao Pao said, "Of course, there is nothing strange to see people practicing martial arts, but it is not strange to see everyone in a village practicing martial arts." ”
"As soon as we walked out of the gate of the ancestral hall, we saw that the whole village was practicing martial arts in the open space outside the ancestral hall. The people in the village were divided into four groups, one for the men, one for the women, one for the boys, one for the girls, and the old people and the children, all of whom were practicing kung fu. And from the point of view of skill, all of them are very good. ”
I lay back on my mat and said, "You don't have to fool me anymore. You must have seen people practicing martial arts, and your hands were itchy, and you were looking for someone to compete, and the result was disgraceful. You want me to give you a head start and help you get back some face, right? I won't fall for you. ”
The old gray blushed and lowered his head.
I said, "Don't be embarrassed, no one can see if you're so dark anyway that you blush." ”
The old cannon said, "Let's put it this way, all the people in the investigation team who can do it are gone, but they just came out with a random person and beat our people down." You're also a member of the expedition team, right? You don't have a sense of collective honor at all, do you? You are the only one in the investigation team who can do it, and you can go today, and you have to go if you don't go. Haikou has already boasted for you, if you can afford to lose someone, you will lose it. ”
I said, "Don't mess me off. You just say it's useless to break the sky. ”
Lao Ash said, "Originally, there were winners and losers in the competition, but I lost, that is inferior to others, and I admit it." I didn't mean to ask you to give me a head. I just found out that the people of this tribe practice the same kung fu as you, which is weird. If you don't believe it, go out and see. ”
I looked at Ash and saw that she didn't look like she was lying to me. I asked Ash, "What kind of person did you lose to this morning?"
Old Gray was a little embarrassed again, "It's a seventeen or eighteen-year-old girl." Although his body is thin and small, he is extremely agile, with great strength and slippery tightness. I'm no match at all. ”
I said, "I'm sorry, I really can't get out of this breath for you." Even if I can beat others, I can't call out to other girls. ”
I asked again about the defeat of the others. The old cannon said that a few fifteen or sixteen-year-old half-grown children were beaten down. They have not yet sent out a serious opponent, and the people in the inspection team have all been defeated.
In addition to Lao Ash, I know in the investigation team that Xiao Yu and Xiao Xiao's work is good, and these people were all defeated by a group of children, which is indeed surprising enough.
I thought about it for a while, but I still went out with the old cannon and the old gray. First, I wanted to see the children who defeated Lao Gray, Xiao Yu and Xiao Xiao. Second, after listening to Lao Ash's words, I really want to see if the kung fu practiced by the people in this village has any relationship with what I practiced.
I walked out of the gate of the ancestral hall and saw that the open space in front of the door was indeed divided into four groups, one for men, one for women, one for boys, one for girls, and the old people and children, all of whom were practicing kung fu. When I looked at their fists and feet, they were really on the same path as me. It's just that I'm wondering, how can they practice the same kung fu as me? Because there are a lot of punches and kicks that I didn't learn from anywhere, but I experienced it myself. Could it be that this tribe really has something to do with me? But I've never been to this place, and I don't know anyone here.
As soon as I went out, I saw Li Lili leaning into Bakken's ear and muttering something. Bakken nodded his head and glanced at me from time to time. Seeing Li Lili's virtue, I knew that this guy must be having a moth in his stomach again. He wanted to borrow the hands of this tribesman to show my foreign appearance and relieve his anger.
I pretended not to see anything, and followed the old cannon and the old ash towards the middle of the field.
A boy of sixteen or seventeen years old came running up to Bakken and said, "They all say you're very good, I'm going to try it with you to see if you're as good as they say!" ”
I laughed and said, "I'm not going to compare to you." ”
The little boy obviously didn't expect me to refuse him. The little boy was stunned and said, "Why? ”
I said, "I'm an adult, you're a child." If I do it with you, people will say that I am a bully to children. So, I'm not going to do anything with you. ”
The little boy was unconvinced and said, "Children are not afraid of you. ”
I said, "So, I can't do anything with you." You think, I'm going to suffer too much if I do it with you, I won against you, and everyone thinks it's right. If I lose, everyone will look down on me. I won't do anything like that. We're all acquainted now, and you can't bear to let everyone here look down on me, can you? ”
The little boy reached out and scratched his head and smiled.
Li Lili saw that the little boy was not moving, so he walked over. I said politely, "Don't think I don't know what the hell you're up to." Why don't we have a game and let me warm up? ”
Li Lili said, "Boss, you don't want to show my foreign appearance." I'm just a messenger. Besides, it wasn't my idea to let you appear, it was unanimously recommended by all the members of the inspection team. ”
I said, "If you really want to fight, I'll just have a game, and you ask them to send the best one to fight." ”
As soon as Li Lili heard what I said, he immediately ran to Bakken's side.
After a while, a sturdy man walked up to me step by step.