"Where are you going?"

"You care about me, I can go wherever I want!"

"Okay, there is a hundred Buddha temple in the south of the city, I heard that it is good, it is very spiritual, you can go for a walk"

"Hmm... I don't want to go, but I declare that I'm not afraid, I just don't want to go."

With a swish, Zhang Wenshun disappeared, and at this time Zhang Qiang collapsed softly on the bed, it is false to say that he is not afraid, but seeing that this old ghost's eyes don't seem to be very complete, he will talk less and take care of it, if he really comes to the level of Sadako, Zhang Qiang would have peed his pants a long time ago

I'm not coming home tomorrow! Definitely not going home! Zhang Qiang, who had made up his mind, began to pack his things, toiletries, and change of clothes, and sat on the sofa until dawn.

After working overtime in the company for two days, exhausted, but I didn't dare to go home, what to do when I went home and met the "ancestor", this day Zhang Qiang continued to receive kidney medicine, the day came to an end, Zhang Qiang wanted to go to the supermarket to buy something, there was a supermarket not far from the company.

Zhang Qiang wanted to see what was surrounded by a bunch of people, and found that it was a person, with a bare head, crooked mouth, figure-eight eyebrows, high nose bridge, and a black and large mole on the left side of his face, with three erect black hairs on the mole, talking to a man in a suit

"Sao Nian, the poor monk sees that your bones are wonderful, the spirit is introverted, and you will become a great weapon in the future, the poor monk has a book of Rulai God Claw to sell to you cheaply, the broken price, don't want 998, don't want 788, as long as 58 Rulai God Claw to take home"

"Come on, your deception is too low-level, it's not as good as the toad seller on the flyover."

What's going on with flyover selling toads, it's that there is one wearing construction site clothes, wearing condoms, phew, hard hats! A man dressed as a migrant worker, with a golden cicada full of dirt in front of him, said that he dug it at the construction site, it was an antique, and he would sell it to you for a few hundred yuan, but in fact, he bought it from the Internet for 10 yuan in plastic, and the mud, deceiving people on the flyover.

"Hey, Sao Nian, don't believe me, I see that your bones are amazing, and the poor monk sold it to you at a broken price! I knew that this is the secret of my sect, of course, if you don't like it, the poor monk still has this ****, phew, Guanyin King Kong legs, as long as thirty-eight, after practice, use the legs to crack the stone, and the 100-meter sprint far exceeds Bolt"

Zhang Qiang knew that this was a liar at a glance, so he was ready to leave, and he had to go to the supermarket to buy something

"Sao Nian, don't go, are you hitting a ghost" Zhang Qiang was just about to leave, and the bald monk stopped Zhang Qiang

"You just hit a ghost, your whole family has hit a ghost," Zhang Qiangxin said that he wanted to lie to me, but there was no door

"Amitabha, that Buddha"

After reciting a four-different Buddha name, the monk continued

"Although they are all surnamed Zhang, they are older than you, and their seniority is a bit strange, so bury yourself."

The monk said slowly

This sentence was like a thunderbolt on a sunny day, and this thunder directly blew up Zhang Qiang's hair and stood on end, and Zhang Qiang's footsteps as he was about to leave suddenly couldn't move

"Master, can you borrow a step to speak?"

Zhang Qiang hurriedly walked to the monk

"Don't borrow"

“......”

"If you want me to lend you a step, there's a restaurant in front, and their food is good."

"Master, this is not a problem, please follow me"

Zhang Qiang whispered that what happened to him, Zhang Qiang didn't want to make a noise.

"Walking" the monk immediately came to the spirit

The two came to the door of the hotel to "Xiaoyu Home Cooking"

Zhang Qiang also came to this restaurant and usually came to eat with his colleagues, the taste is very good, the store is not small, it is very clean, and the quality of the waiters is also high

"Hello, are you two?" the waiter came up to greet him warmly

"Well, please give us a private room"

"Yes, sir, please come with me"

The waiter took Zhang Qiang and the monk to the private room

"Master, master, look at me......"

Before he could finish speaking, he was interrupted by the monk

"Shhhhh

"It's the master" Zhang Qiang thought that the monk was going to find a way for him to solve the problem, but then the monk's words hurt him

"Shhhh

"Sir, give you the menu"

The monk looked at the menu and flipped through it

"Waiter, go, fry a book"

"Hello, I don't know too much, fry, fry?"

"Yes, fry a copy"

"Are you saying that all the dishes on the menu are fried?"

"yes, is there a problem?"

"There are more than 300 dishes in this book, are you just two people?"

"Yes, go ahead, we have the money"

"Wait. Don't listen to him" Zhang Qiang really can't listen to it, this is not like words, how can he go to a restaurant to eat and fry a book

"Master, master, big brother, we can't eat so much, and it's all meat dishes" Zhang Qiang pleaded in a low voice

"Let's make eight vegetarian dishes, four cold and four hot," Zhang Qiang said to the waiter

"Cut, stingy, can you watch it if you can't eat! Monk I don't eat vegetarian, okay, I'm just kind, I'll suffer a little loss, waiter, you can make ten meat dishes, fat and greasy."

"Okay," the waiter gave the monk a strange look before leaving.

As soon as the waiter left, another waiter came in and put the teapot on the table

"Two, this is tea"

"Thanks, you get out"

"Yes sir, you call me for something"

Zhang Qiang brought the monk a cup of tea and poured himself another cup

"Master, what is your legal name?"

"My name is ...... The poor monk is not annoyed"

"Poof" A mouthful of tea squirted out of Zhang Qiang's mouth

"Brainless?! Brainless? ”

"The master's name is really chic"

"Thanks for the compliment"

Zhang Qiang roared in his heart, "Who praised you!!" Who praised you! ”

"Master Brainless, I beg you, show me quickly, I don't even know what to do"

"Alas, I'll help, don't worry, we'll go after dinner, you have to let me eat enough, otherwise I won't help you drop"

"You can eat whatever you want"

"Master, where are you practicing?" asked Zhang Qiang curiously

"Me, sometimes I practice at the aid station, sometimes I practice at the police station, sometimes I practice at the train station, sometimes I practice at the subway station, I have practiced many authentic ways," the brainless master said casually with a big mouth

"You're wandering around."

"I'm not wandering, I also have a serious career"

"Oh? What do you do"

"During the day, I sell martial arts under various office buildings, and I also have value-added business at night, which is to go to major squares."

"Oh, the master is really busy, he is our role model," Zhang Qiang said.

Zhang Qiangxin said that he co-authored this broken book that deceived people to sell a few dollars on the Internet during the day, and went to the square to beg at night

"Your dish is ready," the waiter came in with a tray. The first to do is braised pork, Dongpo pork, plum cabbage button pork, and sauce elbow

After serving the food, Zhang Qiang found that the eyes of the big monk sitting next to him were as bright as lasers, please wipe your saliva, your mouth is already crooked, and the saliva is lying down the corners of your mouth

The master doesn't care about these, pick up the chopsticks, and the elbow in the plate is a chopstick, the chopsticks twist the circle and pass, and the whole elbow skin between them is gone, and the red elbow skin is trembling and trembling to the brainless plate, the master tears open the cheeks, and the back molars are a meal

"Master, slow down, don't choke"

"Amitabha, that's okay, I can do it, I will definitely be able to overcome these," he said vaguely

“......”