Chapter Eighty-Seven: Yin Soldier Jiang Wu
Xiao Kui saw the door and said, "Look, this is the entrance to the Yin Illusory Realm!" β
As she spoke, she stepped forward and patted the door: "Is there anyone?" β
Just listen to "Click... With a bang, the door slowly opened.
Before the door was opened, I saw two Yin soldiers wearing Song Dynasty armor stringing out. One of these two Yin soldiers is tall and thin, and the other is short and fat, and they don't look like sergeants guarding the door, but like comedians who are about to go on stage to talk about cross talk!
The two Yin soldiers were shocked when they saw us. The short Yin soldier quickly turned from surprise to joy, and said to the short Yin soldier with a smile on his face: "Look, I said that the general could come back so quickly!" It must be that the lonely ghosts outside don't know the way, don't break in! β
The tall Yin soldier looked depressed and shouted, "Where are you lonely ghosts from! Dare to come here and go wild! Any idea what this place is? Come on....... Come on..... β
Xiao Kui listened and said, "Two big brothers, can you still leave this place?" β
The short Yin soldier listened to Xiao Aoi's words and said, "Femaleγγγγγγγ β
Xiao Kui said: "I've stood in front of you for so long, I'm a woman and a man, don't you know how to look at it!" β
The short Yin Soldier listened, kicked the tall Yin Soldier, and scolded: "You don't tell me if there is a woman, are you also blind!" β
Only then did we notice that this short Yin soldier had no eyes!
In this illusory realm, a blind man was sent to guard the door, and this is really fucking enough!
The tall Yin soldier heard this and said, "You didn't tell me that you saw a female ghost to tell you!" β
The short Yin soldier listened, and quickly pulled the tall Yin soldier aside, and the two muttered for a while, and the tall Yin soldier looked back at Xiao Kui a few times while listening, with a lewd smile on his face!
After a while, the two men came over and said, "All right, come in!" Eating, drinking, living, and playing are all free! β
Xiao Kui listened and said, "Really, then we came in!" I saw her take two steps forward, stopped again, and said, "We won't go in and we won't be able to get out!" β
The two Yin soldiers said: "No, no, as long as our two brothers are here, you can go out whenever you want!" β
Immediately we walked in the door.
As soon as you enter the door, it is like entering another world, although the whole door is soaked in water, but not a drop of water flows through the door.
Xiaoxue saw it and said, "It's amazing! Outside the door is the bottom of the lake, but not a drop of water can come in the door! β
Xiao Kui said: "The demon king should have put a water avoidance spell on this city. β
At this time, I only heard a bang, and it was the Yin soldier who had already closed the door.
I saw the two of them happily come over and say, "Haha, the door is closed, you will be trapped here forever in the future!" β
Xiao Kui pretended to be surprised and said, "You guysγγγγγγ Are you liars? You said we could go out! β
The short man said, "Who told you not to see clearly before you entered?" What kind of place is this, this is hell, I tell you, this place can't even be controlled by Lord Yama. We've been here for hundreds of years, and if we could get out, we'd have gone out a long time ago. Well, I'm telling you that the way to deal with women here is terrible, especially for new ghosts like you who are good-looking and youngγγγγγγ β
Xiao Kui listened to Chu Chu and said pitifully: "Then what should we do nowγγγγγ β
The short Yin soldier said, "Don't worry, I've already thought it out for you!" As long as you marry our two brothers, we will protect you. The other Yin soldiers didn't dare to touch you when they saw it, this is the rule of our city! Otherwise, newcomers like you, women, will be sold into brothels! β
Xiaokui listened and said, "But we have three women here, how can one man marry?" β
The short Yin soldier said, "It's easy to do, you two young ones will marry me!" The older one will marry my brother, and the man will come to my house and be my servant." β
When he said this, Tie Ying and Xiaoxue were so angry that they even turned white.
Xiao Kui still smiled and said, "It seems that this is the only way to do it now!" But before we marry you, we have one request! We're going to take a look at your house! β
The short Yin soldier said happily when he heard this: "What kind of request is this? If you want to marry me, I will take you home! Let's go, I'll take you there now. Second brother, you watch here first! I'll take them to settle in and come back."
The tall Yin soldier nodded!
We followed behind the short Yin soldier and soon came to his house.
chatting on the way, I learned that this short Yin soldier's name was Jiang Wu. Song Jianlong was born in the second year, and later died of illness in the fifth year of Taiping Xingguo! After coming to the underworld, he was waiting for reincarnation, but he was inexplicably thrown into this city and became a Yin soldier!
In fact, the buildings, roads, and various facilities and equipment in this city look exactly the same as those in the world. If it weren't for our own experience, who would have believed that this is actually a ghost town.
Jiang Wu seems to have deliberately taken us on a relatively quiet path, but we met a few lonely ghosts on the way, and a dilapidated shed on the side of the road was considered a home, and there were a few ghosts squeezed into some sheds.
Jiang Wu said: "These are all ghosts who strayed into the city, they can't get out anyway, and they don't want to join the Yin soldiers, and they don't have a good fortune, so they end up like this." β
Hearing him say this, we know that in fact, not all lonely souls and wild ghosts who enter the city will become Yin soldiers! This is similar to when you were in the human world, if you want to be a Yin soldier, you have to register for conscription, and only when you are conscripted can you enlist in the army. But if there is a time of war, the general is recruited, and the ghosts who are called up must obey the order and enlist in the army. Otherwise, it is very likely that he will be sentenced to death by the general, and finally his soul will be scattered!
There are three barracks in this city, one is the Song camp, one is the Ming camp, and the other is the demon camp! In this Song camp, there are the souls of those soldiers of the Song Dynasty, and the ghosts of the Ming Dynasty soldiers in the Ming camp, but in this demon camp, there are ghosts of a group of monsters, although they look like people, they are not people. Although the soldiers in the demon camp are all monsters, the general who leads them is a human!
For so many years, although he was in the same city, Jiang Wu had only heard of it, but had never been there!
In addition to the three barracks, there is also a living quarters in the city, where the lonely ghosts who come to the city for various reasons live, and it is also the center of the life and entertainment of the whole city, eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling.
Yin soldiers like Xiang Jiang Wu stay in the barracks on weekdays, and only when they are on vacation and rest, can they go to the living area to play!
Jiang Wu's home is not big, and it is only two thatched houses!
He opened the door and walked us in! The furnishings in the house are very simple, and ghosts don't have to live and cook like humans, so there is no kitchen or anything! There was only one bed and one table in the room!
As soon as we entered the house, Aoi closed the door and shouted, "Sisters, come on!" β
I still understand what's going on, Tie Ying, Xiao Xue, and Xiao Kui have already rushed towards Jiang Wu.
Jiang Wu didn't understand what they were going to do, so he stood there and looked at it with a confused expression.
I saw Tie Ying come to him, stretched out his foot, and kicked him to the ground, Jiang Wu reacted at this time, these chicks didn't want to make love with him, but to beat him!
He yelled and was about to slip away, but Tie Ying and the others had already rushed up, punching and kicking him.
Xiaoxue said while kicking: "Hmph, you still want to take advantage of us!" You don't look at what you look like! β
At this time, I saw Xiao Kui finger a little and took out a small wooden stick, only to see a grinning skeleton engraved on the head of the wooden stick, Xiao Kui said: "Do you know this thing?" β
Jiang Wu shook his head.
Xiao Kui said: "This is the soul stick that the demon king left in the world back then!" As long as I gently put it on your head, your soul will disappear like this dust! From now on, there will be no more perverts for you in this world! β
Jiang Wu was so frightened that he shouted, "A few women, the little one is wrong!" Leave me alone! I'm a bastard, I'm not a good ghost! I'm so daring! Have mercy on me, let me go! When I was alive, I didn't have a girlfriend, I didn't have a wife, I didn't have money to go to a brothel, and when I died, I didn't even touch a woman's handγγγγγγ β
We couldn't help but laugh when we heard his next few words.
Jiang Wu smiled when he saw us, and said, "What I said is the truth, if you don't believe it, you can go to Hades to check, he has a record thereγγγγγγγ β
I sighed and said, "Hey, why should I be embarrassed by Dick, to tell you the truth, I'm worse than youγγγγγγ β
Jiang Wu's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he said, "Really? β
Tie Ying gave me a blank look and said, "Don't let him listen to nonsense!" If you want us to spare you, you can do it, you just need to take us to find someone! β
Jiang Wu asked, "Who are you looking for?" β
Tie Ying said: "His name is Tie Sanye. If you hadn't lied to us, I think he should be on the demon camp's sideγγγγγγ β
Jiang Wu said with a sad face when he heard this: "I haven't seen this person!" But go to the demon campγγγγγγ I really don't dare to go! Although our three military camps are in the same city, it is a big weapon to go to the military camps of other families, and if you don't catch them, you will be punished with death! β
Xiao Kui raised the soul stick in his hand and said, "So, are you unwilling to goγγγγγγ β
Jiang Wu said with a sad face when he heard this: "I'll go, I'll goγγγγγγ Ouch, when did I create this sin, why am I so unlucky to provoke your aunts and grandmothersγγγγγγ β
Xiaoxue said angrily: "Who do you say is unlucky? β
Jiang Wu was about to speak, but he only heard the sudden ramp drum in the sky, and someone shouted: "The general has returned to the city!" β
Jiang Wu's face changed when he heard this, and he said, "It's not good, the generals are back!" I've got to go and meet them, or they'll not see me, and they'll be gone!" β
With that, he ran out the door!
When we saw a few of us, we quickly spread our legs and followed him closely.