Chapter 8: The Tramp
I was startled, and hurriedly leaned down to put my ear to Wang Linshuo's mouth, and heard him keep chanting a sentence in a low voice like a mosquito: There are ghosts in the water!
His words made me a little flustered, and after listening to it several times, I looked up after confirming that he was talking about ghosts in the water and not turtles in the water. www.biquge.info Zhang Siyuan and Wang Zhen looked at me with eager eyes, and Wang Zhen asked, "What did he say?" ”
I thought of the underwater passage of the black hole, and I couldn't help but feel a little chill in my back, and whispered, "He said that there are ghosts in the water." ”
The two of them looked back at the lake together, Wang Zhen turned on the flashlight, and the white light of the lake was shining. Zhang Siyuan turned his head, glanced at Wang Linshuo worriedly, raised his head and said, "That lake is indeed a little abnormal...... Did you find that there was no living plant or animal in the whole lake or on its shores. ”
I replied, "It looks like the lake was artificially mined. ”
Wang Zhen nodded: "What Zhang Xuan said is very right. How could a lake suddenly pop out of such a cave surrounded by mountains and woods? ”
I rubbed my temples, and I couldn't figure out what was going on. Zhang Siyuan rubbed his stomach with a sad face and complained: "Don't think so much about it first, solving the current problem is the big deal." The first question now is how do we get out of here? The second question is, what should I do if my stomach is flat and has to melt on its own? ”
When he said that, my stomach gurgled and I complained. I pouted and said, "Don't worry, you'll starve to death at best, but your stomach will never corrode itself." ”
Zhang Siyuan hunched his back and pressed his stomach, looking extremely painful, his eyes rolled around, and he suddenly caught a glimpse of Wang Linshuo on the ground. His expression changed, and he said with a hippie smile: "Or, let's eat Ershuo?" ”
I made a disgusted expression, pointed to Wang Zhen next to me and said, "Ershuo's tendon meat is not as much as his, if you want to eat him, eat him first." ”
Wang Zhen listened to us with a smile, and finally concluded: "Anyway, no one can eat Zhang Siyuan, there is too much fat." ”
Zhang Siyuan narrowed his eyes and was about to refute, but he heard a loud gurgling sound from the lake. We were taken aback, and hurriedly ran to the lake with Wang Linshuo on our backs, only to see that the water in the entire lake seemed to be boiling, churning and bubbling, and bursts of white smoke rose from the surface of the lake.
I was so amazed that I had the audacity to reach out and touch the surface of the water with a finger, and the scorching heat and pain quickly came from my fingertips. I gasped, pulled my fingers back at lightning speed, and shouted, "Fuck, this water must be 200 degrees!" ”
Wang Zhen stared at me in disbelief and wanted to reach out and try it. I showed him the reddened fingertips, and after all persuasion, he finally gave up the plan.
Zhang Siyuan stared at the lake in amazement, and sighed, "I finally understand why there are no creatures here." However, the heat of this water has arrived at home, and if you have any raw ingredients on hand, you can use it to make shabu-shabu to ensure that it is extremely tender. ”
He swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and I laughed secretly. After standing by the boiling lake for a while, I felt a little itchy on my face, and I hurriedly reached out to touch it, and as soon as my fingers touched my cheeks, I felt a dense layer of water vapor. I marveled at the magic of nature and pulled them a little further away to sit.
After this toss, Wang Linshuo still closed his eyes tightly, I was extremely impatient, what if I became a vegetative person, could it be that the three of us had to work in shifts to help him wipe his body and take feces and urine? Wang Zhen comforted me not to worry, and said with a smile: "If you really want him to wake up as soon as possible, go to the lake and throw him in, and make sure that he will climb ashore quickly with a scream." ”
I frowned and said, "I thought you were a very honest and reliable person, but I didn't expect you to always have such bad ideas, it seems that Siyuan really brought you badly." ”
Zhang Siyuan frowned and retorted: "Don't talk nonsense if you don't have any evidence, what evidence do you have to prove that he is not impregnated by you?" ”
I snorted coldly, put my hands behind my back to support my upper body, but the thumb of my right hand seemed to touch something wet and slippery, and it felt a bit like a loach.
I wondered what it was, and slowly turned my head. It's not good not to glance, at this glance, my whole person exploded directly, let out the most terrible scream I could, jumped up from the ground, picked up Wang Linshuo on his back, and took dozens of steps back. Wang Zhen turned back with a smile, and after seeing the scene in front of him, his smile was erased, and he blurted out a foul sentence, pulling up Zhang Siyuan, who was holding his chest in a panic, and pointed at him and stammered and couldn't even say a complete sentence: "You...... Who are you? ”
The man was covered in dirt, his hair was dirty and knotted, and his clothes were torn into strips, and his original color was completely unrecognizable. He stood hunched in place, his cloudy eyes staring straight at us.
Wang Zhen's hands trembled violently, and he trembled and raised his flashlight, ready to smash it at any time. My heart was still beating wildly in my chest, my legs were softer than noodles, I clung to Zhang Siyuan so that I didn't fall, the horror in my heart was like the sea in a tsunami, I really couldn't understand where it came from, and how it could stand behind us silently.
The two sides were at a stalemate for a few minutes, and I stared at the person across from me, who couldn't see his gender, and saw that he had been standing there for a few minutes without moving, his eyes staring at the ground without any light. My fear eased a little, and I shouted in a trembling voice, "Who are you?" ”
The other party didn't react, and they didn't even look at me. Wang Zhen looked around, and after making sure that there was no potential danger, he patted Zhang Siyuan and motioned for him to carry Wang Linshuo on his back, and he and I went over to find out the details. I nodded, and after repeatedly telling Zhang Siyuan to shout whenever he was in danger, he and Wang Zhen tiptoed to outflank him from both sides. My eyes kept looking at the man, and he was always staring at the ground with his eyelids down, which made me a little glad and even more frightened.
The stench of it hit my nose, and I almost fainted from him. I covered my nose and glanced at Wang Zhen, and just wanted to reach out to pat it on the shoulder, but Wang Zhen suddenly burst into a shout, and jerked his foot to kick its ass.
Wang Zhen and I glanced at each other, and we couldn't imagine that this person was so easy to subdue. Zhang Siyuan hurriedly ran over after seeing that we had the upper hand, stared at the man with fear for a long time, kicked it with his toes, and said angrily: "Damn, you told you to scare the masters just now, haven't you been kicked down now!" ”
I grabbed Zhang Siyuan and motioned him to move away from it, but the one on the ground seemed to be a little trembling, and suddenly began to mumble after being scolded. We were startled by it, and after taking a few steps back, we listened carefully, but we didn't understand a word.
Wang Zhen frowned and said: "I sound a bit like Yunnan dialect, could it be that it is a local villager?" ”
I shook my head and looked at Zhang Siyuan, who also had an embarrassed expression. It struggled to get up, and the dirt on its body continued to fall as it moved, and the stench came with it. The three of us took a few steps back and covered our noses, Zhang Siyuan was in a hurry, learned its tone, and said in a muffled voice: "Are you Xiao Bu Shao or Xiao Bu Mao?" ”
Although the Yunnan dialect imitated by Zhang Siyuan was terrible, the man seemed to understand his words, and replied in a daze: "Xiao Bu Mao." ”
I showed a hint of joy and patted Zhang Siyuan's shoulder, Zhang Siyuan was a little proud, scratching his hair and searching his stomach to find out more words in Yunnan dialect, his face turned white, but he still didn't pop out a word.
Wang Zhen tried to communicate with him in transposed Mandarin again, his twisted accent was so funny that Zhang Siyuan and I couldn't help but raise the corners of our mouths on such a tense occasion. The man stared at him, his mouth tightly closed, as if he didn't understand a word.
I was frightened at this moment, but when I looked at the dirty homeless man in front of me, my head was big again. Wang Zhen saw that he couldn't communicate, so he had to walk back to the place where he was resting and sit down. But the homeless man didn't know what was going on, and he followed us wherever we went, and when we sat down against the rock wall, he stood stupidly straight in front of us.
Zhang Siyuan couldn't stand the smell emanating from his body, and pointed indiscriminately into the distance while calling Xiao Bu Shao. The homeless man showed a look of puzzlement, but slowly walked in the direction of Zhang Siyuan's finger. We breathed a sigh of relief, but before we could rejoice, the stench got into our noses again, and when we looked up, he was walking towards us again.
Zhang Siyuan scolded Yangwen angrily, he tried to kick the homeless man or put on a fierce expression, but none of these could drive him away, he just looked at us blankly with empty eyes. I let out a long sigh, slowly put Wang Linshuo on the ground, and reached out to touch his forehead. When the homeless man saw Wang Linshuo's face, he suddenly screamed and made a fuss, and slammed towards him