The kitchen knife ghost crossed his waist and stood there, looking left and right, quite majestic, and quite annoyed.

Yo, I haven't seen you for a day, he's still loaded on, it's not like I was playing like a ball last night.

Moreover, it's quite unsightly, I am obviously in front of him, and he actually pretends not to see me.

I put down the store Xi Shi, and picked up the baby who was crying in her arms, not hugging it, it was jumping off the building and flying and ghost possession, the climax was stacked, the store Xi Shi couldn't stand this stimulation anymore, and fainted.

The kitchen knife ghost who was originally pretending to be forced at the forked waist stared at the baby, and shouted in some surprise: "Who is it?" Who's messing with it, put down my son! ”

Damn, he still pretends not to look at me, and dares to say that I am his son!

Your uncle, if I don't teach you a good lesson today, you won't know how many eyes Lord Ma has!

When I went up, I slapped the kitchen knife ghost and hit him three times on the spot.

The kitchen knife ghost covered his face and shouted in horror: "Who, who, there is a kind of appearance!" ”

Yo, it doesn't look like it's pretending, can't he really see me?

I raised my hand and slapped him again, just now I hit him on the left cheek, now I hit the right cheek, fair and just, impartial.

This slap went up, and the kitchen knife ghost turned around three times, and when he stood firmly, his head was crooked, and the kitchen knife on his head was loose, swaying, and he was about to fall off.

I looked at it, this is not good, what if it falls off and inserts it into me?

I reached out and pulled out the kitchen knife.

"Ahh......h

The kitchen knife ghost covered the wound without the kitchen knife, screaming like killing a pig, it was called an ugly one, the baby in my arms was crying a lot quieter, but he was so frightened, a shiver and a wow, and how did I see white smoke on the top of his head coming out?

I went up and kicked the kitchen knife ghost over, and then stomped on his face twice, shouting: "Shut up, dare to scream again, scare the baby, I will ...... you"

Uh, what can I do with a ghost? He's dead, and there's no way he's going to die again, right?

I thought about it hard, and finally thought of what Qiao Xiaomin had said before, and hurriedly continued: "Fight until your soul is gone!" ”

These words are really powerful, as soon as they say it, the kitchen knife ghost immediately stopped calling, and covered his mouth with two hands, for fear of making a sound.

That's pretty much it.

I didn't care about him, and coaxed the child first.

Don't look at us as just high school students, but we have experience in coaxing children, my parents just asked me for a little sister, and my main task when I go home from vacation now is to help take care of the children.

I held the baby and shook it, humming while shaking, "The moon is clear, the wind is bright, the baby wants to sleep......"

Just hummed a few words, the baby's eyes closed and he fell asleep!

Hey, my coaxing skills are getting better!

However, the white smoke on the top of the baby's head did not stop, and it was gurgling out, like a pot of boiling water.

After a while, the white smoke finally stopped, and it became a ball on the top of the baby's head, turning into a baby-like, looking around, patting the buttocks and swishing a guy flew away.

Flew away......

The black smoke is because the ghost is possessed, so what's the matter with the white smoke?

It still looks like a baby that comes out.

I looked at the little baby in my arms, sleeping very deeply, his face was red, and he chattered a few times from time to time, reached out and touched his head, hot hands!

He didn't fall asleep, he lost his soul!

The old people in the village said that children are unstable in their souls, and they are easy to lose their souls when they are frightened, and the symptoms of losing their souls are that they can't wake up, sleep restlessly, and have a high fever that doesn't go away!

All of these symptoms are consistent.

It turns out that white smoke is a loss of soul!

Although the child will suffer a little sin, it can be solved by finding a capable gentleman to summon the soul.

I'll still solve the kitchen knife ghost first, and then I will talk about it, this product has stared at the store Xi Shi several times, not to mention, and will kill the store Xi Shi and her child, and he must not be spared.

But what can I do with a ghost? Did you get him to the point of being scattered?

While pondering, I kicked the kitchen knife ghost who pretended to be a dead dog, "Hey, what's the matter with you, people sell shops, cough, Sister Yu recruited you to provoke you, you want to kill two people, I have seen a lot of evil ghosts, I will see you for the first time if you are so evil, there is no lower limit, what do you want?" ”

The kitchen knife ghost looked at where I was standing in horror, but there was no focus in his eyes, and he stammered: "Big, great immortal, I, I have a grudge to take revenge and revenge, dissipate resentment, heaven and earth, you, you are stopping me, is going against the sky, God, cough, do you know who I am with?" Be careful, if you break my grievances, my eldest brother won't let you go! ”

I thought you wanted to say that if you go against the sky, you will be punished by God, and it took a long time to come out with a big brother, and you don't know which one your big brother is, and you have one defeated general.

I went up and kicked the kitchen knife ghost again, "Sanhuazi is a fart, my subordinates are defeated, even if he comes, he has to kneel down and sing conquest for me." If I ask you now, you will answer honestly, don't talk nonsense. Say, why can't you get along with Sister Yu? ”

"I can't get along with her?" The kitchen knife ghost was suddenly excited, "It's her who can't get along with me, if she hadn't cuckolded me, I wouldn't have died so unjustly, this stinky bitch ......"

Damn, big gossip, big gossip.

This ghostly world is so exciting, and there is gossip every night.

I hurriedly kicked him, "Speak well, you have no reason to be loud, what are you yelling." Are you Sister Yu's dead ghost husband? Didn't you say you had a heart attack? Look at you like this! Could it be that you were hacked to death by Sister Yu and the adulterer? ”

The death method of inserting a kitchen knife in the head is too far from the death method of heart attack.

Who could be the adulterer of the Shih Tzu? Proper Headmaster, I just caught a deal last night.

Could it be that it is like the Water Margin, Yu Jinlian hooked up with Liu Menqing and became an adulterer, and was discovered by this modern martial artist, and then the two of them teamed up with a kitchen knife to chop him up, and then pretended to have a heart attack and buried it in the coffin, unaware!

Logical, no problem!

I've heard that the husband of the store Xi Shi is buried, and he has been fined for it.

The kitchen knife ghost said angrily: "Even she can hack me to death, I'll cut her eight!" ”

I raised the kitchen knife in my hand, "Then how did you insert this knife, could it be that you couldn't think of it yourself, and committed suicide by inserting a knife?" ”

"I, I...... I was supposed to get the news to catch the rapist, but when I went upstairs, my foot slipped and I fell down the stairs, and the kitchen knife in my hand stuck in my head......"

Well, for such a tragic story, I shouldn't have laughed.

Hahaha......

died so weakly, this one can be regarded as a talent!

The kitchen knife ghost was so black that my face turned purple because of my laughter, his head swelled several times, and black smoke came out of his nose and ears.

Well, it's important to get down to business, and you can't laugh anymore.

I coughed twice, suppressed the laughter, and then asked, "That's not right, even if you have a grudge against Sister Yu, this son is yours, you don't need to jump off the building with him, right?" You're not lying to me, are you? ”