Chapter 20 Phew, too salty

"Apprentice, do you still have martial arts practitioners in Fumo Mountain?"

"Yes, master, I have a lot of martial arts in my sect, and there are many refining books, but the Dao Law is missing, it is said that I offended someone, and all the Dao Law books were burned!"

"It's so pitiful...... Follow the master in the future, and the master will teach you the joy of Zen ......"

“……”

Wu Fu saw that the place between the walls of the martial arts training ground was a place for refining qi, there were a total of ten stone piers, the stone pier was not high, about one meter, and there were futons on the stone piers, as for why he cultivated on the stone piers, it should be to prevent the disciples from being lazy to sleep, and they would fall off the stone piers when they fell asleep.

It's just that it's already a mess here, futons are all over the ground, weapon racks have arrived, and weapons are scattered all over the ground.

"It seems that this zombie was originally born as a robber, otherwise how could it be so similar to the scene of theft in the market"

Wu Fu whispered......

"Master, you're right! This zombie is a bandit! There is no consciousness of zombies at all! ”

Liu Mang also echoed and said,

The two of them continued to walk inside, and inside was the third courtyard, which was used to place the classics and rest.

It's still messy everywhere,

"Master, the fourth-floor courtyard is the ancestral hall of our heads and elders over the ages. I suspect the zombies are there! ”

"The way you talk nonsense is very much the charm of Lao Tzu!"

Wu Fu looked at Liu Mang and said seriously......

Is this still doubtful, there are no first three floors, it must be on the fourth floor!

Your Fumo Mountain is so big! Or sealed and isolated! Wait a minute! Seal? Seal? If it's sealed, where did the zombies come from? Wu's annoying brain reacted more slowly, and he couldn't figure out what was going on.

When I got to the fourth floor of the courtyard, I still didn't see the shadow of the zombies, where did I go?

In the courtyard on the fourth floor is an ancestral hall, and when the two walked in, Liu Mang also put a stick of incense on the elders of the previous generations, and muttered in his mouth

"The ancestors of the past generations helped! Disciple Liu Mang, today I pray to all the patriarchs to bless me to destroy the zombies and let the master return to my hands."

"Click"

There was a sound under the table where the enshrinement was ranked.

"The Ancestor Manifests!!"

Liu Mang shouted

"I don't know if it's your ancestor's apparition, but it seems that there's a big guy down there!"

Wu Fu hurriedly pulled Liu Mang behind him

"Huh"

A shadow flew straight out from under the table, its body clinging to the ground, it should be said that it slid out.

"Hah"

An ugly voice came out of the zombie's throat, and he stood up straight, it was the red zombie, at this time the red zombie was very angry, these two humans were trying to seize their treasures just now, and now they are coming again, this time they must not let go of the two people!

Jumped directly in front of Wu Fu! The metal nails on his hands are bubbling black,

Poisonous, corpse poison! Wu was annoyed and didn't dare to take it hard, so he dodged it, and at the same time grabbed a handful of glutinous rice from his pocket and raised it against the back of the zombie's head.

In an instant, the glutinous rice was sprinkled on the zombie's body, but it did not slip down, but stuck on the zombie's body, burning directly, making a "zizi" sound.

"Kill"

A word came out, and Wu was annoyed that he had heard it wrong.

"Kill"

The zombie shouted another killing word, and Wu was sure that he had heard it correctly, but the sweat also came down......

"Apprentice...... It's a big deal, this zombie can talk! With consciousness, do you not die and say that zombies are only conscious when they reach the realm of flying zombies, no matter how I look at it, it doesn't look like flying zombies...... Our master and apprentice seem to have confessed, it's okay for the teacher, at least if you break the virgin body, you will be miserable, you are still a virgin, the master is wrong, I should take you to the small hotel before coming, and find you a sixty or seventy-year-old girl to let you break the virgin body......"

"My master, when is it, you can still think of this, what a virgin is not a virgin!"

Liu Mang was about to cry with his big mouth! Are talking zombies easy to deal with?

However, Wu Fu guessed that the zombie in front of him was not a flying zombie, if it was a flying zombie, he didn't have to resist, just wait for death, and he couldn't run away.

The zombie is still a red zombie, and it is a red zombie that is about to evolve, which can only mean that this zombie is a mutated zombie! The zombies have mutated, and the strength is definitely stronger! How should we deal with it?

Wu Fu was thinking about it......

"Kill"

There was another roar, and he rushed towards Wu Fu again, Wu Fu didn't have time to take the second handful of glutinous rice, and the zombies had already pounced!

Fight! Wu Fu grabbed the zombie's wrist, wanted to bring it to his side, and then attacked with his knees, but he didn't pull it twice, this zombie had a lot of strength, the zombie saw that his wrist was caught, he was very angry, and threw his arms upward.

"Bang"

Wu Fu was thrown out more than three meters and was smashing on the door frame next to him.

Suddenly, his chest felt like he was about to explode, and he felt a huge shock in his internal organs, and his throat was loosened, "Wow", and a mouthful of blood spit out.

"Why are you still stunned, use the boy's pee!"

Wu was annoyed and vomited blood, feeling a little better, and his chest was still a little swollen.

"Hurry up with a boy pee!!"

Seeing Liu Mang as if he was dumbfounded, he shouted anxiously!

Liu Mang heard the voice and just reacted,

Knowing that now is not the time to speak, he took out his own child urine, opened the bottle cap and ran to the zombie, the mouth of the bottle was against the zombie's head, and when he was about to splash, he tripped over a brick protruding from the ground!

The whole person looked up, and a bottle of his own "boy urine" was not wasted at all, and it was all poured on his face.

"Ahem"

I choked on my mouth,

"Phew, bah, too salty, too salty!"

Liu Mang said while plushing,

Wu was stunned to look at Liu Mang's series of actions, and he was stunned by Liu Mang's masochistic methods!

"Vomit"

Wu Fu couldn't control it anymore, he was so disgusted that he was about to vomit, and the stupid apprentice actually drank urine! And said it was too salty!

Vomit......

Look at the zombie again, although it didn't fall on the zombie, it still has an effect!

The zombie was stunned!

Stunned and still! Suddenly, three things appeared in the zombie's mind!

"The first person must have a good character, otherwise he will be like this person"

"Second, is he intimidating me? I want to tell me that he is so cruel to himself, let alone me, a zombie."

"On the third day, I was running in the sunset, becoming a zombie without regrets, it was too difficult to be a human being, and I was too cruel to myself...... Alas"

The brains of zombies are not very bright now, but they also deeply understand a truth, it is good to be a zombie~

Wu was stunned when he saw the zombie, and knew that it was an opportunity! With him behind his back, he took out a peach wood cone from his pocket and nailed it into the zombie's with all his strength!

"Poof"

The mahogany cone was nailed in without hindrance.

In an instant, the zombie can no longer move,

Wu Fu relieved his heart and half-sat on the ground.

At this moment, Liu Mang was still spitting there, took out mineral water from his bag and prepared to rinse his mouth, opened the bottle and took a sip.

"It tastes weird!"

Liu Mang looked down! I rub ...... Pale yellow ...... Or urine!

"Vomit"

Wu Fu, who had just finished nailing the zombie, couldn't hold on anymore when he saw this scene

Wow wow, I vomited,

The cave was darkly lit, and Liu Mang didn't even look at what he took out, and put it directly into his mouth.

But Wu Fu's eyesight is extraordinary, even at night, he can see things clearly, and he can clearly see Liu Mang pouring a bottle of bright yellow liquid into his mouth, iced black tea? How can it be!

They only bought mineral water along the way and apparently knew what it was......

"It's so salty."

"You say! Vomit! ”

When Wu Annoyance couldn't vomit, he sat weakly on the threshold, and was injured by zombies, but later after the stimulation of Liu Mang, a brute, he vomited for a long time, and Wu Nu no longer had the physical strength to stand up again.

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