Chapter 173: What are you calling your father?
As soon as she finished speaking, Wei Xian casually took one out of the mushrooms she picked, opened her mouth to bite it, and ate it three times by two.
"Ahh
The timid girl had already screamed again at this moment, and invariably took a big step back. Jia Xuesheng and Cheng Zhicheng became serious, and there was a flash of anger in the latter's eyes.
According to the change that Chen Xing had taken the mushroom before, everyone should have thought that Wei Xian was about to dissolve. But seconds passed, minutes passed, and the person was still human, and there was no sign of dissolution at all.
"Why aren't you dead yet?"
After waiting for a long time, the girl who didn't see the result was shocked in her heart, and without thinking about it, she opened her mouth and said directly.
"As I said, it's not poisonous."
Wei Xian glanced at the girl, her eyes were cold, and the girl who could see the voice was a block, her face was pale and she didn't speak again.
"Is that how you explain it to us?" , Cheng Zhicheng looked at Wei Xian, and the anger on his face had long since disappeared.
"It's not."
Wei Xian shook her head, "I don't need to explain anything to you, I'm just sorry for Chen Xing." ”
"Perhaps, whether the food here is toxic or not has different effects on different people."
In other words, it's an exam. The answer you come up with can only be filled in by yourself, and if someone else uses this answer, it is plagiarism, which is 0 points.
Wei Xian somehow shook such a sentence in her mind, don't say it, thinking about it like this, it is really possible.
The food was her answer that it was non-toxic and edible, but Chen Xing believed her, not his own judgment.
It was considered plagiarism in the exam paper, and although the answer was correct, it was awarded 0 points.
"Hiss......"
Wei Xian gasped violently, his brain raced, and finally came to the conclusion:
The test paper is like the examination room, the standard answer is like the law of survival, and the person who does the question can only be himself. No plagiarism!
"If you say that, then the things here are still refined, and they will recognize people. If you want to be toxic, you can be poisonous, and if you want to be harmless, you can be harmless. ”
Cheng Zhicheng sneered, not satisfied with Wei Xian's answer.
"As classmates, we have come to this world to have a revolutionary friendship, and we don't want to lose any of our companions. But Wei Xian's statement is very dangerous! ”
"Wei Xian, did you listen to me?"
Finding that Wei Xian looked like she was wandering in the sky, Cheng Zhicheng's face was full of displeasure.
"Huh?" Wei Xian returned to her senses, "I didn't listen." ”
"What did you just say?"
"Ha," Jia Xuesheng originally looked serious, but when he saw Wei Xian's reaction, he couldn't help laughing, and successfully exchanged Cheng Zhicheng's glare.
But what if you stare at him, if you stare at him a few more times, he won't lose a piece of meat. So, Jia Xuesheng, who was already looking at Cheng Zhicheng wrong, said directly.
"What can she say, prepare for you to explain something that doesn't agree, just let you get out of the small group."
"But you are foolish enough to dare to look for food at night, and if you show your loyalty to her, she will keep you."
"Jia Xuesheng!" , Cheng Zhicheng turned his head and said angrily
"Eh, what are you calling Dad?"
Jia Xuesheng plucked out his ears indifferently, walked slowly to Wei Xian's side, and after looking at it for a while, he felt that it was better to go with a smart person than to pass with a bunch of fools.
You must know that mental retardation is contagious, what should he do if he stays here for a long time, becomes a mother, and his brain is not good?
"Whether you can go or not, I don't think there's anything to do in this group, so we'll go all the way. As the saying goes, men and women are not tired of working together. ”
"We're trying to get out of the world and keep them here."
Wei Xian: ...... This man's brain...... I'm afraid it's not sick. Although, ahem, she had that thought, too.
“…… Good. ”
Although she felt that Jia Xuesheng's approach was very abrupt, Wei Xian thought about it and nodded in agreement.
Seeing that Wei Xian and Jia Xuesheng looked like no one else, Cheng Zhicheng's eyes sank, "What are you talking about?" What can't we go, what we want here is to be united, otherwise how to get out of this predicament? ”
"It means that the two of us are looking at each other, I am confessing to Wei Xian, and then I am going to travel around the world on my honeymoon, and then go back to school and get engaged."
Jia Xuesheng was anxious by Cheng Zhicheng's constant biting of people and talking, and he hated such people the most.
Cheng Zhicheng and Wei Xian, at this moment, the rare brain circuit has come to a line: MMP, which mental illness released the mental retardation!
But after Jia Xuesheng finished speaking, he felt good about himself strangely in his heart. There is no old man in this world, they are in charge, he can let himself go?
Thinking about it, his eyes lit up, and his mouth became more slippery, then he turned his head to look at Wei Xian, and asked with an affectionate look.
"Xianxian, what do you think of my idea? Don't be like their sons, believe me, without the two of us, it will be absolutely difficult for them to survive. ”
Hearing the title of 'Xian Xian', Wei Xian's goosebumps fell to the ground, but it was only a few minutes, and this uncle's painting style changed abruptly.
However, Jia Xuesheng came here later than her, and he hadn't had much contact with it before, maybe he had always been in this style of painting.
I don't know what the daily life of a school with such a top student is like.
"Dad, I think you're a good idea."
Wei Xian is a very traditional scholar, and she is not familiar with Internet terms, so she thinks that Jia Xuesheng has repeated that he is 'Dad' twice, what is wrong with him, and now the united front calls him closer.
Jia Xuesheng: ...... Someone really called him Dad! Is it because he can't keep up with the times?
"Eh, good girl. We're *** now. ”
The expression on Jia Xuesheng's face collapsed for a moment, but soon a strange sense of satisfaction rose in his heart, and he saved his collapsed facial features.
Wei Xian: ...... Did she say something wrong?
Seeing that no one was sprinkled with dog food next to the two of them, completely ignoring her, Cheng Zhicheng's whole face was not good.
The rest of the girls are messy in the wind, the bends in front of them, they are caught off guard, what should they do?
"Sons, Dad is going to take your mother away, don't miss us too much, because we won't miss you, it's not good to be 'lovesick' alone, and you will have mental illness after a long time."
"There's no hospital here, but you can't see a doctor. So, don't think, don't read. ”
Jia Xuesheng squeezed his eyes at Wei Xian, turned around and said such inexplicable words to everyone, pulled Wei Xian, and disappeared from everyone's sight.
It's just that there is still a faint sound of the two talking in the air.
"Did I say that you and Cheng Zhicheng are quite compatible."
"No, dad only rides with mom, not with son."
“…… MD, retarded! ”