Bang bang bang –

There was a knock on the door, a powerful fist slamming against the door, and the fat on his hands trembled.

"Feng Baobao, what are you tossing in the room, the ghost is crying wolf, the guests are going to be scared away by you, can we still do business?" The fat man yelled at the door.

"I know, I know, don't be noisy, bother me again, this girl is pumping you now believe it or not, you can shout loudly all day long."

There was a plop, as if something had hit the door, and the fat man at the door scratched his head, stuck out his tongue, and went downstairs again.

In the room, on a huge double bed, a head poked out from under the pink silk embroidered by mandarin ducks, Feng Baobao stretched out his paws and rubbed his messy short hair, smashed the pillow on the door, looked at the watch, trembled and immediately jumped up from the bed.

"Damn, it's half past eight again, why do you keep having nightmares these nights!"

Feng Baobao put on his clothes with his hands and feet, squeezed the toothpaste and brushed his teeth, and simply cleaned up, Danfeng eyes and peach blossom eyes, distant mountain eyebrows are narrow and charming, and a peugeot melon seed face is still very pretty even if it is not powdered.

When she put on her shoes and socks and was about to go out of the room, she looked in the mirror again and found that her short hair was a little messy, so she grabbed two handfuls with her hand, and the caramel-colored hair was straightened, and the two locks of sideburns naturally fell between her eyebrows, and the whole person looked much neater.

"Fatty, what did you call me outside my room just now?"

Feng Baobao walked down the stairs from the second floor, his fingers crossed together and creaking.

The fat man was cleaning up downstairs, and when he heard the voice, he was scared, and suddenly a smile came to his face, "That's naturally calling you baby......"

Immediately, a cold light shot from upstairs, and the fat man felt a chill on his neck, so he hurriedly changed his words, "Sister Bao, Miss Feng, Boss Feng!" ”

Hearing this, Feng Baobao nodded with satisfaction, slowly leaned on the railing and came down, sat on the sofa and lifted Erlang's legs, "Come on, little fat man, pour a cup of coffee for Bengong first and wait." ”

The fat man put the rag on his hand to his shoulder, stood up and saluted, nondescript, "Huh-"

The man with glasses guarding the counter raised his hand to support the frame of his glasses, and rolled his eyes at the two, "You two are really good actors, you are fat, are you addicted to playing a eunuch, beware of being a eunuch one day, let you play enough." ”

The fat man pouted his butt and poured coffee powder into the cup and squeezed: "Go and go, what are you talking about, I and the boss are adjusting the pressure of going to work after work, if you can't act, just study hard, don't know how to be serious all day long." ”

The glasses put down the newspaper in his hand, and said earnestly: "I don't call this a false seriousness, this is called calmness, do you understand calmness?" Our great leader once said that impulsiveness is the quality of an artist, composure is the quality of a statesman, and decisiveness is the quality of a military strategist. And I am precisely the great person who gathers impulsiveness, composure, and decisiveness. ”

Feng Baobao almost couldn't get up in one breath, and lay on the sofa with a smile, "Glasses, glasses, you are a narcissist, all day long, didn't you mention that your great Comrade Su Shi once said, 'not one is you, but two things', why are you changing people today?" ”

The glasses picked up the newspaper again to cover their heads, and sat in front of the cash register with a red monkey ass face and stopped talking.

The fat man took the brewed coffee and put it on the table in front of Feng Baobao, rubbed his hands, and said with a small eye: "That...... Boss, I'll pay some wages today, I've been a little tight lately......"

Feng Baobao raised his eyes to look at the fat man's innocent, honest and simple face like an old peasant, and smiled, "Pay salary......

The fat chick nodded vigorously as if pecking rice, "Hehe...... Hey hey ......"

Feng Baobao showed two beige teeth at him, "No money." ”

The smile on the fat man's face stopped abruptly, and he became bitter, and pitifully shook Feng Baobao's sleeve, "Boss~Boss~"

Feng Baobao raised his fingers and flicked away the fat man's pig hand with a cold face, hugged his shoulders and rolled his eyes, "Our antique store has been out of business for a month, and I'm poor Jingle, is it possible to mortgage me to you?" ”

The fat man's eyes lit up, and he was about to clap his hands and applaud, when he caught a glimpse of the other party twisting his fingers, and the click sounded, so he touched his nose and shook his head, "How can I want you, the boss is the pillar of our antique shop~ I can't help it, I can't make it ......"

Feng Baobao raised his legs with bright eyes and pretended to kick, and said with a smile: "There are many people who want me, so you better go to the end and line up first." ”

Yiqingzhai is an antique shop opened by Feng Baobao, all kinds of black-market and white-market genuine fakes of antiques she accepted all the orders, at the beginning because she couldn't tell the real from the fake and lost a lot of money, and then by mistake recruited from the Internet glasses and fat two capable masters, the business in the store improved.

The original name of the glasses was Sun Peng, and it is said that he was a doctoral student in the history department of a certain university, and after graduation, he came to J City and applied for a job in Yiqingzhai, and he was careful to do business, and played the role of Mr. Bookkeeper. The fat man's original name was Wang Chu, a native of J City, he dropped out of junior high school, he had no ability but had a wide range of contacts, and later went to the army as a compulsory soldier for two years.

A month ago, J City carried out a crackdown on what kind of operation, many antique shops have been closed because of selling black goods or fakes, Feng Baobao also instructed the glasses to put away the fake and shoddy fakes in a Qing Zhai, and avoid the limelight first. Yiqingzhai is a small antique shop that does not make much profit, and now it has taken away the high-quality and cheap fakes, and the real ones are not more precious and sold at a dead price, and it has been a lot more deserted in the past month.

Feng Baobao leaned on the sofa with his legs, and played with two jade Bodhi beads with luster in his hand, these two pearls in the palm of his hand were the treasures of the town store of Yiqingzhai, which were received by Wang Fatzi at a low price from the heir of a Manchu remnant. The beads are painted with the totem of a unicorn beast, which has its teeth and claws, and its eyes are fierce, as if it is about to come to life.

Feng Baobao likes these two beads very much, to the extent that he can't put it down, he will hold the beads and play with them when he has nothing to do, it seems as simple as a walnut, but each bead weighs two and a half catties, and two have five catties, the fat man once tried it while Feng Baobao was away, but his wrist was numb after ten minutes, he couldn't understand where Feng Baobao came from so big hands, and he could play for half a day when he played.

After playing with the beads for a while, Feng Baobao saw that the fat man was still staring at him with a resentful face, like a complaining woman, so he was a little uncomfortable, and reluctantly took out a black card from the small wallet in his pocket and threw it on the table, and said painfully: "The password is still six six, hurry up and hand it back to me after taking the money, do you hear?" ”

Wang Fatzi grinned happily, and was about to touch the black bank card, when his wrist suddenly hurt, and he was pressed by Feng Baobao's raised legs, and there was no excess fat on his slender legs, which can be called the golden ratio.

"Boss~ You see that you have given everything, and you still have to regret it?" The fat man struggled hard, and his big ass twisted and shrank.

"What are you doing with your money? Going to stock trading again? Feng Baobao pinched the fat on the fat man's face without smiling, and twisted it vigorously, "Listen, this is the last time you will be paid a salary to speculate in stocks, you have lost five years of salary, and then speculate in stocks, the contract in your life will not expire, don't blindly follow the trend of stock speculation without that diamond diamond." ”

The fat man got up and muttered, "It's a big deal, I'll do it for you for the rest of my life, and I'll give you the deed of sale." ”

Feng Baobao snapped his fingers, smiled and said: "If you want to stay with me, I can't afford to support you if you can eat so much, and when you are old, I will send you to a mental hospital, out of sight, out of mind." ”

"Don't, boss, how good is our relationship......"

"Go, go, who has a relationship with you." Feng Baobao scolded with a smile and let go of the thin leg that was holding the fat man's wrist.

"Hey, thank you, Boss!" The fat man carefully put the bank card in his hand, and then brought a few convenience bags from the other side of the table, his eyes were shining, "Boss, have breakfast, the soy milk and fritters I bought for you are still hot!" ”

Feng Baobao looked at these foods, remembered the nightmare last night, and felt that he didn't have much appetite, so he waved his hand, "I won't eat it, you can take it and give it to Huazi to eat, otherwise it would be a pity to throw it away." ”

After speaking, Feng Baobao fell on the sofa and hummed a song, humming in a strange tune, "I shake the sack without taking away a cabbage, my left hand caress the stove, there is a pot on the stove, there is water in the pot, and the water is poisonous......

Cheap can be cheap, very cheap, the sky is cheap, the gentleman will not hesitate to be cheap......

Li Bai didn't give money by boat, the boatman kicked off the boat, the water of Peach Blossom Beach was thousands of feet deep, I don't know if Li Bai is dead......"

The fat man stood in place for a while, originally wanting to pat the boss's ass again, but he couldn't stand Feng Baobao's magical singing, so he quickly picked up the soy milk fritters and rolled his eyes and escaped.

In the words of Wang Fatzi, Feng Baobao sings when the cat walks the pool, the dog barks, and the ghost cries and the wolf howls......

In the words of glasses, Feng Baobao sang that it was the scene of a car accident that killed 10,000 people and injured a million people, which was more piercing than sawing wood. What did you say? Incomplete pentatonic sounds, magic sounds in the ears? The glasses smiled coldly, this kind of low-level vocabulary can't describe Feng Baobao's natural voice at all!

The fat man squeezed his eyes vigorously towards the glasses, and went out with breakfast to find the man named Hanako, "The wind is tight, I'll withdraw first~"