Chapter 90: Li Xiang's Ideal Life
When Li Xiang received a call and returned to the dormitory in disheveled clothes, he found that these two goods were really about to be broken!
I saw that these two goods were perfectly tied up and hung in the center of the dormitory gate!
Moreover, I don't know that the good deed person also took off the underwear of the two of them and put them on the heads of these two goods!
The blood-red underwear sets off the skin of these two goods even fairer!
And, most importantly, I don't know that the great god also wrote a couplet on both sides of these two goods-
Uplink: The opposite sex is only for reproduction
Downlink: Same-sex is true love in the world
Horizontal criticism: Long live true love
"Poof!"
Ma Yue, the female ghost who was following Li Xiang, couldn't help laughing, with a pair of big eyes like crescent moons, when she looked at the two of them, she couldn't help but show a hint of narrowness!
Hmph, let these two little men fool themselves before, should!
However, the methods of those two female ghosts to punish these two goods are really relieving!
After rescuing these two goods and settling in the dormitory, Li Xiang took Ma Yue to the classroom!
No way, who made Ma Yue a more traditional woman?!
In Ma Yue's cognition, students have to learn in the classroom! However, she can accompany her little man to study with her!
Anyway, others can't see themselves!
Of course, the two people who left didn't notice that Liu Changqing and Liu Congluan had never taken off the underwear on their heads!
That's right, each of them was wearing a pair of underwear that they didn't know how long they had been wearing, and they were played with by female ghosts for most of the night a few hours ago, and their yang energy weakened a lot, so these two goods actually saw Ma Yue!
Shaking his head, these two goods finally determined that the ghost of Ma Yue actually existed!
At this time, these two goods remembered that last night, Li Xiang seemed to have really introduced Ma Yue to them!
Because I was scared by the female ghost last night, I don't know how many times, so now the two goods can not change their faces, pretending not to see the ghost, until the two of them left hand in hand, then they looked at each other and hurriedly put on their clothes!
No, it's dangerous here!
Although these two don't mind that their good roommate finds a female ghost as a wife, these two don't mind being frightened at every turn!
Therefore, it is still necessary to get something like a talisman!
Immediately, the two of them didn't care about class, and went directly to a temple on the outskirts of Manxue City!
It is said that where the incense is very prosperous, and where the host is really capable!
There is even a rumor that the presiding officer of the Manxue Temple is a living Buddha who has lived for thousands of years!
The words are divided into two ends!
Over there, Liu Congluan and Liu Changqing left to go to the Manxue Temple without mentioning it, here, Li Xiang and Ma Yue have already entered the classroom!
Habitually sitting in the corner of the right back of the classroom, to be honest, college students in modern society are basically in a state of sleeping and playing with mobile phones in class!
Before the change, Li Xiang, who came to the classroom, had already taken out his mobile phone to read novels!
However, today, Li Xiang didn't take out his mobile phone for the first time, and he didn't fart and chat with a group of good buddies who ate and waited for death as usual!
This time, Li Xiang decided to be a good student in front of Ma Yue!
There are two classes in the morning, the first one is high mathematics, for Li Xiang, a mathematical genius, high mathematics is a subject that can get high scores with his eyes closed!
In the whole class, Li Xiang cooperated with the teacher for the first time to make the atmosphere very active!
In the whole class, in 40 minutes, the high math teacher asked questions five times, and Li Xiang took the initiative to answer five times in a row!
This sudden change made a group of good buddies who were eating and waiting for death all stupid!
If it weren't for the fact that this was in class, these people would definitely drag Li Xiang to the school hospital!
This guy won't get sick, will he?! Such a proactive learner!
It's incredible!
As for the high math teacher, it was the first time that he found out that there was such a math genius as Li Xiang in the class!
Feeling the gazes of those good buddies around him as if they were looking at a neuropath, Li Xiang pursed his lips disdainfully, what do these ordinary people know? !
Right and wrong in the outside world, right and wrong, how can there be an exciting look of Xiao Yueyue's adoring gaze?!
During the recess, a group of people directly pressed Li Xiang on the table for interrogation, and even some of them had large brains, and they were also holding needles and preparing to give Li Xiang some blood to see if he was an alien!
In the second class, although it is not Li Xiang's strong point, he is most afraid of the word concentration in everything!
In this lesson, the English teacher realized that there is a good student in the class who loves English!
No, in the case that almost all students play with their mobile phones, Li Xiang is still concentrating on studying!
The real and a few words of authentic American English pop up from time to time!
So, in class, the English teacher had a pure English communication with Li Xiang for the first time, and even in the case of deliberately using rare words, Li Xiang completed the conversation with him without the slightest pause!
So, almost everyone, including the teacher, exclaimed in their hearts - inhuman!
As for Li Xiang, it was an evil smile, and almost all the women in the class who laughed couldn't help but tremble in their hearts!
Of course, Li Xiang didn't pay attention to these at all, but continued to learn pure American English with Ma Yue!
No way, who let Ma Yue used to be a professional English translator and has been in the United States for nearly ten years!
So, there was a strange scene in the classroom -
The teacher was contented with the ......
Li Xiang was talking to himself below, which was incomprehensible to almost all college students, even teachers......
And the surrounding students were all staring at Li Xiang intently!
That's right, in class, students don't look at the teacher, but stare at a student!
This is the first time!
It was Friday, there were two classes in the morning, and there were no classes in the afternoon, so Li Xiang accompanied Ma Yue on the playground for a long time, chatting and talking about his vision for the future!
So, that afternoon, all the students on the playground, who had no problems with their eyes, all saw this creepy one-
A sophomore walked around the playground alone, and even turned his head to the right while talking to himself!
Even, this thing is still laughing while talking, as if there is someone next to it!
Immediately, someone reported Li Xiang's situation to the school, and the school attached great importance to it, and regarded Li Xiang's suspected madness as the most important thing this month-
This month, there was no trouble at school, so Li Xiang's suspected neuropathy became the biggest thing this month!
Under the intervention of the school leaders, the student union was dispatched urgently, and the security team also sent a special person to hide next to Li Xiang in plain clothes!
Of course, this is not the most exaggerated, the most exaggerated thing is that at this time, Liu Changqing and Liu Congluan, the two goods, are walking towards the dormitory with a bald monk!
If Hou Wanquan were here at this time, he would definitely find that this monk was none other than the golden cicada!