Chapter 128: The Illusion of Whiteness
I couldn't bear to let Princess Miaoyue go hungry, after all, the fat man and Huo Nan were tired for a few days, and they were not embarrassed to call them up, so I ran out alone.
After buying a lot of food and two bottles of red wine, I ran back again, and the two bottles of wine were directly given to Shibai, and Miaoyue and I watched TV while eating a table of food.
This leisure day, in fact, is quite good, halfway through the meal, I saw the fat man sleepy eyes came out, wearing a pair of flower pants underneath, the upper body was naked, all the fat was exposed, the huge belly was the same as Zhu Bajie, Princess Miaoyue saw it, her pretty face was red and she directly covered her eyes with her hands.
I threw the half-gnawed chicken leg at him and said, "Don't fucking be a hooligan, go back and get dressed!" ”
The fat man was stunned, and when he saw Princess Miaoyue, he suddenly understood, after all, Princess Miaoyue's thoughts were mostly still stuck in ancient times, and as soon as the fat man's flesh was revealed, she was naturally embarrassed to look at it, and the fat man grinned at me, and immediately caught the half of the chicken leg I threw over, and did not dislike that I had already gnawed it, and chewed it directly in her mouth.
This thing is not ashamed of a woman who knows it's not herself, while gnawing on the chicken legs, while rubbing her buttocks, she walked back, and ran out in less than two minutes, with an extra short sleeve on her upper body, and the lower body is still the big pants, I estimate that these pants are like pajamas for fat people.
"Yo he, eating, morning!" After the fat man said hello, he sat down next to me directly, and began to look through the table full of food I bought, the coffee table in front of it was broken, this table seemed to have been moved out of the basement by Huo Nan, and there were some moldy dots on it, and they didn't sweep it away.
I've eaten almost, just watched the fat man gobble up and began to eat, the combat power of this thing to eat is amazing, the table is full of food, snacks, meat and fruits, a cigarette has been halfway down.
Looking at the fat man's eating appearance, Princess Miaoyue couldn't help laughing, she was also full, so she left a table of food to the fat man, and began to watch TV seriously.
When the fat man stuffed all the things on the table into his stomach, his already round belly suddenly became bigger, and the fat man patted his stomach with satisfaction, and saw that I looked at his little scary big belly, and actually slapped it on the stomach violently, and then closed it hard, I was stunned to find that this product actually has abdominal muscles!
"How is it, are you fascinated by the fat man's abs, do you know how many little sisters have knelt and licked the fat man, haha! Man, how can you make girls beg for mercy in bed without abs. "I kicked the fat man on the calf.
This thing really doesn't know how to pay attention to the occasion.,Usually it's just the two of us.,Now after all, there's a girl here.,This guy really doesn't know how to be more restrained.。
The fat man didn't care, and after a full hiccup, he wanted to go back to sleep.
I stopped the fat man who wanted to run back and said, "If you sleep again, you're really a fucking pig, you've slept until now, let's go out and buy some furniture later, will your bronze gun still be sold?" ”
"Not for sale! Fat man, I'm going to keep it for myself in the future......" The fat man shook his head and said.
I don't know how to answer at once, this guy actually wants to keep it for himself, that thing is more than 30 kilograms, he has a hard time carrying it, do you still want to play it, although the fat man's body is fat, and his strength is also a grade greater than that of ordinary people, but if you want to use that bronze gun as a weapon, the difficulty is not ordinary.
"Are you sure? This thing should be quite valuable, although it is in the tomb of the Qing Dynasty, but I think the age may be even older, if it is placed in the auction house, the price will definitely be raised very high, even if it is resold underground, how can there be hundreds of thousands. I began to say in a subtle way.
The fat man shook his head a little unexpectedly and said: "Don't sell it, this weapon is good, it has also been bladed, the evil aura on it is quite heavy, there is no suppression of my dead jade, and others dare not buy it, I will keep it as a barbell for the fat man, I feel that I am a little weak for a while, and it is not good to go on like this, after all, there are still so many fights waiting for the fat man to fall, and the body cannot collapse." ”
"Then come on, if you don't sell it, you won't sell it, anyway, you made it, the decision is in your hands, we haven't been short of money to spend recently, just keep it, you go change your clothes, let's go out to buy things, this hall is no longer for people, let's change the TV." I raised my chin at the fat man, this guy's current outfit is too nondescript to look at.
The fat man didn't want to go, but after I kicked him twice, he reluctantly moved his ass and walked towards the room.
"Hongu is going too! It's not fun to stay in this house every day......" Princess Miaoyue said something that gave me a headache.
I looked at her somewhat pitiful little eyes, although I also wanted to take her out for a walk, but I also knew that for a while, it was better to let her stay in the villa for a while, watch more TV, and then go out after getting familiar with this society, otherwise something happened outside, she was okay, Shibai This guy would be difficult to do, and I also tried to equip her with a computer to come out, so that she had nothing to do to play games or something, if she could be an otaku or something, it would be easy to do.
"You stay in the villa for a while, I'll go out and buy you a mobile phone this time, and when you can use it, I'll take you out to play, otherwise if you get lost, I won't be able to find you, and you'll never see me again......" I looked at Princess Miaoyue, with a little bit of scaring her.
Princess Miaoyue stopped making trouble immediately, and her little head was attached to my shoulder, but she still nodded a little aggrieved and said, "Okay, you go buy it and teach me~"
I smiled and nodded, in fact, it is not unreasonable to scare her so much, after all, she is not familiar with the electronic products of this society at all, if she is really separated from me, with her ancient thoughts, she will be lost in a while, this Nizi is simply like a blank paper, if it is picked up by that obscene uncle, then I will simply cry to death.
So for the time being, it is safest to leave her in the villa, and there will be no accidents at all when Shibai looks at her.
Waiting for the fat man's kung fu, I saw that Shibai had finished all the bottles of red wine, and was opening another bottle, and some stiff hands were using the red wine opener to open the wine cork, the picture was full of sense, I really couldn't stand it, so I walked over for three or two days and twisted it for him, and after pouring it myself, I handed it to him.
Shibai smiled at me with a zombie logo, I looked at Shibai with some curiosity, and said with a hint of the last line: "Xiaobai, what should you do if you pee when you drink so much red wine?" ”
After Shibai took the red wine, he poured it into his mouth, and was stunned by my question, shook his head and stammered: "No...... Urine...... Pee. ”
Without waiting for Shibai to finish speaking, I suddenly had an idea, this thing should not be a eunuch, after all, in ancient times, it seems that in addition to the emperor and ministers, there are basically eunuchs in the palace, but if you think about it carefully, it is not necessarily true, those guards with knives and the Imperial Forest Army, it is impossible to be eunuchs, otherwise how to fight, if Shibai knows that I have this idea, I don't know if I will jump up and strangle me, I can't help but look at Shibai's mouth again, two gradual fangs, will converge back on weekdays, But some of them pop up when fighting and drinking red wine.
When he saw the little scumbag on the corner of Shibai's mouth, he also realized his ridiculous idea just now, Shibai is indeed a normal man, and what he said about not peeing should mean something else.
Shibai was a little hairy by me, and muttered uncomfortably, I smiled awkwardly and walked back, the fat man also got dressed at this time and walked out, and the two of them walked out of the villa side by side.
(End of chapter)