Chapter 076: I have big breasts

When Wu Di and the others drove the Shenlong God of War used in the store to leave, the salesman of the Shenlong car, who was scared by him before, had not yet recovered from his seriousness, it was worth 8.8 million, known as the Chinese version of the Knight XV's ultra-luxury armored off-road vehicle, Wu Di actually bought it and drove away in less than 15 minutes after entering the store, and he completed a sales performance of nearly nine million after watching the excitement, how did this make him not excited and confused? And his colleagues beat their chests and said that they knew that there was such a good thing, and they also went to see the excitement, maybe this single is their own......

The salesman of the domestic Shenlong Automobile was hit by a pie falling from the sky, and he was so excited that in the Akita Automobile 4S store across the road from the Shenlong Automobile 4S, Zhuang Xiaobin was scolded by the manager for a fraction of the blood, which can be described as a double heaven of joy and sorrow, he finally couldn't bear it anymore, took off his badge and fell to the ground fiercely: "Cao Nima, Lao Tzu is gone." ”

When Zhuang Xiaobin, who was holding back the fire, came out of the store, a black armored car with a domineering three-clawed dragon inlaid on the front of the car stopped beside him, and the person who got into the car suddenly honked the horn, startling him, Zhuang Xiaobin wanted to point at the other party and scold, but after all, he did not completely lose his mind, knowing that the person who drove such a car was not something he could afford to provoke, he secretly cursed in his heart, Zhuang Xiaobin turned his head and was about to leave.

However, at this moment, the front and rear windows of this armored car, which was two heads taller than him standing, were rolled down, and the two faces that made him full of anger at a glance appeared in front of him, and it was Liu Xiaobin in the cab, and who was sitting behind him instead of Wu Di, who made him suffer humiliation?

"Little rabbit, put bright spots on the cover in the future, and then look down on people with dog eyes, Lao Tzu will blind your dog eyes."

Wu Di really took out a strong flashlight and shook it at Zhuang Xiaobin, so that Zhuang Xiaobin couldn't open his eyes, his eyes were stinged by the sudden strong light, and he covered his eyes and squatted down.

Wu Di patted Liu Xiaojie's backrest, and a carload of people drove away laughing, leaving Zhuang Xiaobin, whose eyes were red, to jump to his feet and scold when he smelled the exhaust of their car.

After scolding for a while, the manager of the Akita 4S store came out with two security guards and kicked Liu Xiaobin over: "Cao Nima, go crazy and stay away." ”

"You ......"

"Take him away, it's annoying to look at this stupid beep......"

The two security guards, who usually call Zhuang Xiaobin brothers, also did not show affection and dragged him away from the scope of the 4S store.

Now who can't see that people are here to deliberately fix him, take hundreds of thousands of "change" to buy a car, and let him spend a few hours counting the money and then say that he will not buy it for 18 yuan. Didn't you tell people to get out of the way and buy domestic ones if they didn't have money? What's wrong with domestic production? Who stepped on the horse and said that there are no good cars in China? Is this a person who is short of money? Akita Alpha, who can't afford more than 600,000 yuan for 18 yuan, spent 8.8 million to buy a Shenlong God of War, this horse is here to slap the face, and it is the kind that kicks the foot in the face......

In the Akita 4S store, a short-haired female saleswoman committed a nymphomaniac, and pressed her hands to her heart and said: "No, I'm really handsome, and I'm so rich, I really want to give him a monkey." ”

Another long-haired salesman said, "Come on, people will look up to you just because you look like this?" If he wants to choose, he will also choose me? ”

"Why did you choose you? Where are you better than me? The previous saleswoman was not convinced.

The long-haired salesman said proudly: "I have big breasts." ”

The short-haired salesman was angry: "I'm a high-achieving student with a lot of money." ”

Rapunzel: "I have big breasts." ”

Short-haired woman: "My family runs a restaurant, I am a good cook, and they all say that to capture a man's heart, you must first grab his stomach." ”

Rapunzel: "I have big breasts." ”

Short-haired woman: "Can't you just change it?" ”

Rapunzel: "I'm so much bigger than you." ”

Short-haired woman: "......." ”

"Well, you win."

The long-haired woman did not show a happy look, but sighed: "Alas...... What's the use of my big breasts? I don't know if I can see this local tyrant again, I want him to see how big my breasts are, and I don't have a chance...... Hey, by the way, Yali, did you have a phone number for the long-haired tyrant just now? ”

Zhu Yali hurriedly withdrew her gaze from the Divine Dragon God of War who had almost disappeared from sight, and said, "No." ”

"Really?" The big-breasted sister expressed skepticism.

Zhu Yali said: "I swear, there is really no phone number for Mr. Wu." ”

She didn't lie to the big-breasted sister, she did not have Wu Di's phone number, but she added Wu Di's WeChat message just now......

"Alas...... I'm blind, I've grown such a big pair of murder weapons, and I don't know when a local tyrant will be able to hold them in the palm ......of his hand," the big-breasted sister sighed.

"Okay, let's go to work, the manager is in a bad mood, let's not hit the muzzle."

Zhu Yali sent the two colleagues away, she also found something to do casually, while others were not paying attention, Zhu Yali secretly pulled off her shirt and took a look, and said in her heart: "Actually, my breasts are quite big......"

……

"Brother Di, you almost spent all the money at once, is this appropriate?"

As Hao Tian, who is in charge of the income of Wu Di's two songs, he felt heartache when Wu Di spent almost nine million at once, but Wu Di didn't care and said: "If you don't spend the money, why do you earn it?" And isn't everyone in favor of buying a better new car?

Hao Tian said: "Then it didn't let you buy such an expensive luxury car?" How much gas does such a big car have to burn in a month! ”

Liu Xiaojie sat in the cab, looked at the cars outside with a condescending feeling, and said: "It's not spending your money, why are you so heartbroken?" Do you really think you're a housekeeper? ”

Hao Tian said: "What's wrong with me being the housekeeper's mother-in-law?" Liu Xiaojie, let me tell you, in the future, this car will not be allowed to go out without my permission, let alone drive this car to go out to pick up girls, do you hear? ”

Liu Xiaojie really had this idea, the car drove out, and as soon as the door opened, I don't know how many chicks were willing to drill up, and immediately protested when he heard the words: "Why?" This is Wu Di to buy a common use for our band, why do you have the final say, Wu Di, you can say something! ”

Hao Tian said bitterly: "It's useless for anyone to speak." I AM WU DI'S AGENT, AND NATURALLY BEYANDER'S AGENT, THIS CAR WAS BOUGHT FROM MY BANK CARD, AND YOUR FUTURE COPYRIGHT SHARE WILL ALSO BE DISTRIBUTED TO YOU THROUGH MY HANDS, IF YOU HAVE AN OPINION, DON'T THINK ABOUT SHARING THE MONEY. ”

"Why? I protested. Liu Xiaojie said.

"Protests are ineffective." Hao Tian was unmoved.

Liu Xiaojie sought the support of Wu Di and Bi Yang, but both of them just laughed and did not speak, and he could only accept his fate......

Hao Tian turned his attention to Wu Di again and said, "Wu Di, don't you be allowed to spend money like this in the future?" ”

Wu Di smiled: "Do what you like." By the way, how much money do you have left? ”

Hao Tian said: "There are more than one million." ”

Wu Di said: "Okay, you take one million as a hardship fee, and the rest will be given to beyand as an activity fund, and after we record the songs sung during this time, you will distribute the money to everyone every month." ”

"What? Give me a million? Hao Tian was surprised.

Wu Di said: "Yes, I said it before." ”

"But you said you only gave me a hundred?"

Wu Di said: "Yes, it's a hundred." ”

"A hundred is a million?"

"Nonsense, do you want it? If you don't want me, I'll save it. Wu Di smiled.

Hao Tian hurriedly said: "Why don't you, I don't want you to take it and spend it again." ”

Liu Xiaojie choked and said: "You're not his girlfriend, what do you care about him?" ”

Hao Tian said: "I just love it, can you manage it?" ”

Liu Xiaojie: "I ......"

"Don't talk nonsense, I won't give you dividends if I talk nonsense."

"Okay, you're the boss, you have the final say."

Several people happily drove the new car back to the practice room, they still had to rehearse, waiting to attend the night of Suicheng in the evening, but they didn't know that their band's singing qualifications had been deprived......