It's a boy......

Well?!

How can it be a boy?!

Su Shu was stunned for a moment, then his eyes widened, and he quickly looked up at the seat, only to find that the seat was empty. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

"Are you looking for me? New to the kids. ”

With a soft laugh, a small white hand appeared in Su Shu's field of vision, and playfully flicked Su Shu's forehead with his fingers.

The 'girl' in the blue skirt, who originally claimed to be a boy, had already come to Su Shu's side.

"It's really fake...... Su Shu slowly turned his head, looking at the beautiful little face smiling next to him, his gaze couldn't help but move down, staring at the flat chest, and muttered: "It doesn't seem to have any breasts...... But are you really a man? ”

The 'girl' in the blue skirt shrugged her shoulders and said: "Although I have always been regarded as a girl by others, my real gender is indeed a man, if you don't believe me, you can also see me as the opposite sex, I don't mind much, after all, my parents have raised me as a girl since I was a child." ”

Such a justified pseudo-mother......

Su Shu only felt that his scalp was numb for a while, as an out-and-out abandoned house, he only had a little fantasy about the two-dimensional pseudo-mother, but he had no interest in the three-dimensional pseudo-mother!

"That's the end of the!" The young man said impatiently: "Sissy, what's your name?" ”

Cissy?

Who is this talking about?

Is it the pseudo-mother?

As soon as Su Shu thought of this, he found that the young man's gaze fell on his face upright, and he came to his senses and couldn't help but shout angrily: "Who is the sissy?!" Do you want to fight?! ”

The young man said disapprerovingly: "It's clear that you are seated by yourself, I didn't say that you are a sissy, and are you sure that with your soft little body, you can fight against me as a basketball player?" If you want to die, I can fulfill you. ”

Seeing the strong muscles bulging on the young man's thick arms, Su Shu shivered, and quickly changed the topic: "That's right! This is a two-dimensional club that is not cute, right? Who are you? ”

The young man turned his head and said: "That's right, the club is here, my name is Zhang Hao, Ritian Hao, and my screen name in the group is 'accused Lori'." ”

"What the hell!" Su Shu was shocked, "You are the Lori in the group who irrigates every day?!" ”

In Su Shu's impression,The accused Lori often sells cuteness in the group.,Every time she goes online and offline, she will send a meow pass.,Usually the speech will end with a kind meow.,No matter how you look at it, it should be a little boy who gets along very well, right? How could it be this muscular man with a face full of acne in front of him?!

"It's all said!" Zhang Hao gritted his teeth and roared, "Don't show me this kind of eating expression again!" It's very infuriating! ”

Su Shu sneered: "The main thing is Lori, your performance on the Internet is very different from the reality......"

"Don't give people nicknames!" Zhang Hao's face turned red in an instant, and he roared: "Lori, that's just a screen name!" Screen name! Do you understand?! ”

Su Shu smiled in his heart, but pretended to be calm on the surface, "I can understand you, after all, this is the third dimension of all evils, and everyone has unspeakable hardships, Brother Lori." ”

Zhang Hao sighed helplessly: "It's strange that you can understand......"

"Words-" Su Shu shifted his gaze to the blue-skirted pseudo-girl, first secretly regretted for a while, and then curious: "Who are you?" ”

"My name is Xia Lan, Lan of the waves, and my online name is 'Tiger Emperor'." The blue-skirted pseudo-lady understated.

It's actually the Tiger Emperor!

Su Shu's pupils contracted suddenly, no matter what he had imagined before, he never expected that Xia Lan would be the Tiger Emperor in the group who was known for being a tough guy!

In Su Shu's impression, the Tiger Emperor who occasionally bubbles in the group is a local tyrant and a real man, it is said that this person insists on walking ten kilometers every day to exercise, and has a large collection of valuable tiger figures, and also has a deep understanding of military aspects, once the group discusses this matter, the Tiger Emperor's mouth cannon is absolutely unrecognizable!

So......

The imaginary Tiger Emperor who is covered in the smell of men's sweat...... Why can't you be linked to this soft and weak pseudo-mother in front of you?!

"I know it's hard for you to accept reality, but it's better to calm down." Xia Lan pursed her lips and was obviously not very happy, because Su Shu's surprised face was too unpleasant.

"Okay...... Su Shu cried and laughed: "A Lori, an emperor, how do I think the identities of the two of you should be swapped to be reasonable." ”

Zhang Hao immediately glared and said, "You seem to be very superior?" Which guy in the group are you? Say it! ”

Su Shu said with a smile: "My name is Su Shu, don't get me wrong, it's not Shu Xiao, it's a book in the library, and the screen name is 'My King and My Wife'." ”

He thought that the two of them would be surprised by this, but he didn't expect that the faces of the two of them could not see the slightest change, as if they had known it for a long time.

Su Shu said embarrassedly: "Hey, what kind of expression do you have?" Don't you give me any face? ”

Zhang Hao looked disgusted, waved his hand and said: "I know, I know, my king and my wife, it's okay, I guessed it a long time ago." ”

Xia Lan snickered: "Su Shu is really a person who is the same as he looks, and his way of speaking on the Internet and in reality is exactly the same. ”

"Do I have one?" Su Shu felt that his embarrassing cancer was about to be committed.

Zhang Hao sneered: "Of course there is, obviously you are already an old man in his twenties, and he is still shamelessly mixed into our two-dimensional circle, and even naïve and simple to the point of integrating the net and the present, probably belongs to the type of hopeless abandoned house." ”

Su Shu was speechless, as if he had been completely seen through.

Seeing this, Xia Lan said narrowly: "It seems that Lori is right, Su Shu is really that kind of rare abandoned house." ”

"It's all said! That's it! Don't call me Lori! Zhang Hao roared angrily: "Do you want to fight?" Even if it's a pseudo-mother! I won't let it go either! ”

"Lori Lori Lori, the accused Lori." Xia Lan said even harder, and didn't forget to make a playful grimace at Zhang Hao.

"What a despicable hypocrite!" Zhang Hao clenched his fists angrily, "Do you really think I won't dare to beat you?" ”

Although he said so, anyone could see that Zhang Hao couldn't make a move on Xia Lan, who looked like a beautiful girl.

"Speaking ......," Su Shu suddenly said, "When I came in earlier, why didn't you turn on the lights?" The black lights inside really scared me, and I thought I had encountered a ghost in broad daylight, and it was your prank, right? ”

As soon as the words fell, the atmosphere froze instantly.

"Don't be kidding, the lights are always on." Xia Lan smiled and broke the silent atmosphere.

"Isn't it—" Su Shu's pupils tightened, and he explained, "Before I came in, I obviously saw that it was very dark here...... And when I was at the door, I was pushed by something to come in, and then I fell to the ground, and I heard a strange breathing...... You're all doing it, right? ”

"Hey, hey, hey! The more you talk about it, the more terrifying it gets! Zhang Hao heard this, goosebumps stood up all over his body.

"It must be the group leader who is playing a prank." Xia Lan didn't care too much.

"Could it be the group leader?" Su Shu turned to look at the closed door of the screening hall, and pretended to be calm: "Why don't we go out and see the situation?" ”

Speaking of this, Su Shu suddenly thought of a very serious question, so he turned back to them and asked, "Lori! Great! How did you get to Jiangbei City? ”

He felt that something was wrong from the moment he came in, but he never figured out what was wrong, and it wasn't until now that he woke up, why did Xia Lan and Zhang Hao appear in the cinema in Jiangbei City?

He remembered very clearly that Xia Lan claimed to live in a certain first-tier city, and he also posted two photos of the scenery on foot for ten kilometers in the group in the morning, how could he run to the remote and backward Jiangbei City in a blink of an eye?

Xia Lan was puzzled: "Which third-rate city is Jiangbei City you are talking about?" This is the theater of Tokai City. ”

Airplanes!

There was a roar in Su Shu's head, this is obviously a movie theater in Jiangbei City! Xia Lan doesn't know Jiangbei City?! Or even say that this is a theater in Tokai City?! Even if it's a joke, there has to be a limit!

"What Jiangbei City, Donghai City?" Zhang Hao was stunned and said: "It's clearly Zhongyun City here, right!" Belch...... Why are you two so cruel in your eyes? ”

Zhongyun City?!

Su Shu and Xia Lan looked at each other, and they both saw the look of fear in each other's eyes, and only Zhang Hao, the guy with a long reflex arc, had not yet reacted.

"Ahh Zhang Hao exclaimed: "I understand! We should all be in different cities! How is it possible to meet together?! ”

Don't tell me the answer!

Su Shu let out a frightened cry in his heart.

"Run!" Xia Lan's face changed drastically, and he rushed to the gate first.

"Damn, there's a ghost!" Zhang Hao shouted and chased after him not to be left behind.

Looking at the two people who fled, Su Shu didn't even lift his legs, because he saw a vague black shadow suddenly appear at the gate, although he couldn't see what the black shadow was, he had a strong sense of unease, if he touched that black shadow, something very terrifying would definitely happen!

Xia Lan and Zhang Hao still sprinted towards the gate as if they couldn't see the dark shadow.

At the same time, the black shadow gradually became huge, like the bloody mouth of a giant beast, spreading a strong terrifying aura, about to devour the two people who rushed over.

They...... Are you blind......

There's a ghost up ahead!!

Su Shu's two rows of teeth kept chattering, and he felt as if his heart was being pinched by an invisible hand, and he was about to gasp for breath.