Chapter 27 Do You Have a Certificate?
As soon as the door opened, two miserable white figures came out.
Good guys, the two of them are generally tall, both wearing long white robes, wearing tall white hats, their faces are as white as their clothes, their expressions are stiff, their eyes are straight and hooked, and most importantly, everyone is wearing a big black character on their chests - ghost!
It doesn't look like a living person!
But these two goods obviously didn't see me, the Bloody Mary standing in the car with her head exposed, so it probably wasn't really a ghost.
However, the bald man, that is, the little sixth son of Xinxian County, was obviously frightened, and he didn't dare to scream, looking at the two white miserable people who came out, and his whole body kept swinging.
One of them looked down at Xiao Liuzi condescendingly, and asked in a strange flat tone with no ups and downs, "Where are the gold coins?" ”
"Here, here!" Xiao Liuzi hurriedly took out the box and lifted it.
However, Bai Miao didn't answer, and asked again: "Did you bring the corpse?" ”
Xiao Liuzi replied sluggishly: "Yes, in the trunk of the car!" ”
The white miserable next to him, who didn't squeak, immediately walked to the car, opened the trunk, and carried the big wavy corpse.
Yo, you really have a lot of strength!
As the saying goes, death sinks and sinks, once a person dies and is out of breath, ordinary people can't move, you see a hundred and eighty pounds of sacks can be moved, but most people can't move a hundred pounds of dead people, this white miserable body carrying a big wave roll is as if it has no weight, and it doesn't even bend its waist, obviously not an ordinary character.
The white miserable one who spoke was not idle, and bent down to throw Xiao Liuzi on his shoulders and carry it.
The two white miserable ones, one carrying the living and the other carrying the dead, did not speak, and ran into the courtyard with great strides.
I'm going to see Brother Biao.
I hurried to follow.
But as soon as he walked to the door, before he could go inside, he heard a deafening roar, "Stop, where is the wild ghost, dare to trespass into the living house!" ”
With this roar, I saw a burly man jump out from the ground.
I saw this big man, who had to be about 1.8 meters tall and had a waist circumference of 1.8 meters, wearing a straight security uniform, with batons and handcuffs pinned to his waist, if it weren't for the translucent body, it would be quite like that!
Yo, can a ghost be a security guard? Or was he reluctant to continue this job after the death of a security guard?
I asked him, "Aren't you also a ghost?" How do you look like the gate? Addicted to being a security guard? ”
"What the hell! I'm the door god! The big man roared, pulled out his baton, pointed at me, and shouted, "I know you, you are the Bloody Mary of Hungary, you perverted evil spirits who take pleasure in mutilating people, as long as I am here, you don't want to go in and kill innocent people!" ”
Yo, door god? Can a ghost call himself a door god?
I said, "You're a door god?" Who sealed it? Is there a certificate? Show me? ”
"What's the certificate?" Dahan was stunned and hesitated.
"Of course it's a door god!" I stretched out my hand to him, "Don't pretend to be confused, why don't you ask for a license these days, you have to have a driver's license to drive, you have to have a teacher's certificate to be a teacher, you have to have an accounting certificate to be an accountant, the black-faced god said, everything else is fake, only the certificate is real, you have a certificate to go all over the world, and it is difficult to move an inch without a license." When you are a door god, such an important messenger, you don't even have a certificate, who are you bluffing? ”
The big man asked with some humility, "What kind of god is this black-faced god?" ”
"Don't talk about this, what about your certificate, show it to me!" Of course, I couldn't have told him that the blackface was our homeroom teacher.
"I, I don't have ......a certificate," Dahan seemed a little uncertain, "When the company sent me, it didn't say that I still needed a certificate?" ”
"No license? That is, working without a license, your company is also a pheasant company, seeing that you don't look like a liar, then you were deceived by the pheasant company, what kind of door god are you still here, hurry back and ask clearly. Come, come, come, let the way, don't get in the way of me saving the world. ”
Pulling the big man to the side, I stepped into the yard, looked up, the two white miserable were about to disappear at the end of the path, quickly trotted to chase, ran two steps, looked back, the big man was still standing there thinking about cooing, a puzzled face.
Well, I know how he died, quasi-stupid!
This yard is so big, and very beautiful, follow the two white miserable all the way over, what rockery bushes, small bridges and flowing water, pond gardens, everything, just like a park, well, more beautiful than the broken park in our county!
The houses in the yard are built in these landscapes, one in the east and one in the west, the style is completely different from the boxy houses I usually see, special, how to say that word, yes, antique, a water of eaves and tiles, this in the inside, there is a kind of rush back to ancient times.
The two whites carried Xiao Liuzi and the big wave roll miserably to a three-story small building.
The lights in the small building are bright, especially the hall on the first floor, which is a little dazzling.
Take a look inside, well, the furnishings in this room are also very antique, and I can't say the specifics as a high school student, anyway, it's antique, and it's not much different from the scenes in costume movies.
There were a lot of people in the house, more than a dozen people, most of them were full of meat, just like those two white miserable, with the two big words "bad guy" written on their chests.
On the other hand, there is a person sitting on the main seat of the south, wearing a suit and tie, with gold wire glasses on his nose, and a dress that sells insurance, he doesn't look like a bad guy, but everyone is standing, just he sits alone, the bad guy among the bad guys, and it's the guy who can't keep it!
This Biao brother can support the ghost to do things, and can build such a labyrinthine house, obviously not an ordinary person, I don't know the situation, I didn't dare to follow up recklessly, floated to the side of the window, and peeked into the house by the window.
The two Bai miserable entered the house, threw Xiao Liuzi and the big wave roll to the ground in front of the feet of the golden wire glasses, and then stood behind the gold wire glasses, like two wooden stakes, and did not move.
"Brother Biao, I brought something to you." Xiao Liuzi shuddered and lifted the box above his head.
Sure enough, it's that Brother Biao, you guessed it right!
Brother Biao didn't take the box, but frowned and looked at Xiao Liuzi a few times, and suddenly asked, "What happened to you on the road?" ”
"No, nothing!" Xiao Liuzi stammered, "It's just that there are particularly scary ghost screams, and there are people urging me in my ear to let me go quickly, saying that you are waiting for me with me, and there is nothing else." ”
Brother Biao snorted coldly, suddenly reached out and took the box, kicked Xiao Liuzi to the ground, and shouted: "Since you are here, then you don't need to hide, you can enter my Liuhe Mystery Array, I think you are also a master, please come in and talk!" ”
Yo, he found that the ghost sent by his family was gone, so he guessed that someone followed Xiao Liuzi in.
In that case, there is no need to hide.
We are now Superman, Flash, and in the face of the evil forces, aliens have always been steel and never cowardly, since people have called the number, it must be answered.
But do I just jump out of the window and go in, or do I walk in through the door?
I was hesitating, but I heard a crisp laugh above me.
"Master Fan dominates the underground mage world of Haicheng, and it really deserves its reputation, since this is the case, then I'm welcome!"
With the sound, a fluttering figure floated down from the upper floor.