"Oh, you cowardly man, the other brother Ga is right! You're still complaining about you here! ”

As soon as Lin Zi finished speaking, a woman's voice came from the other side of the courtyard, sharp and piercing; I looked in the direction from which the voice came from and saw a woman with buck teeth, it seemed that it should be Huang Daya's daughter-in-law, Huang Daya's daughter-in-law walked towards us with an apron wrapped around her waist and a spatula in her hand. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Ahh I'm sorry, our man is stupid, you have to take care of it! ”

I have to say that this woman with big buckteeth is on par with Sister Feng, and she seems to be a match made in heaven with Huang Daya; At this time, the woman with big buck teeth stood in front of me, pointed at her own men, and sprayed me with spittle.

However, although the bucktooth woman is counting down her own men, anyone with a discerning eye can see that this bucktooth woman belongs to the kind of person who can run the house and is also very clear about right and wrong; Huang Daya is also his blessing to marry such a woman, although he is a little ugly......

Faced with such a situation, I could only smile slightly to show that I didn't care, and Huang Daya seemed to understand that his previous language was too slanderous, so he had to smile embarrassedly at me with a shy face; After I agreed to set up a stage for Huang's mother to summon the soul at night, Huang Daya's daughter-in-law, Da Luoya, left with a smile, waving a spatula and saying that we came from afar to catch the wind and wash the dust.

Huang Daya led us into the hall, and four or five of us sat on a kang; After that, Huang Daya was busy serving tea and pouring water. During the casual conversation, I learned that Huang Daya also has a 19-year-old daughter who is currently studying in a university abroad, but I don't know what the two daughters will become......

Because we didn't eat all the way by car, we had a very early afternoon meal, but it was also very rich; Huang Daya's daughter-in-law made us a unique kind of pasta "potato churn" for us, which belongs to the farmer's rice in the northwest region, and basically every household can make it.

When making dough, hold the flour in one hand and the rolling pin in the other, pour the flour evenly into the pot of boiling water, and keep stirring at the same time, stirring until there is no dry flour, then inject a certain amount of boiling water, use the rolling pin to divide it into a ball, and when it boils and bubbles, stir vigorously until it is uniform and has no small particles. Pour boiling water for the second time to heat, wait for cooking, stir well for the last time, and a pot of dough is ready. However, the artichoke dough adds a link to this, that is, the cooked artichoke is mashed and mixed in the flour and then stirred.

I don't remember the last time I ate the dough, my grandmother is getting older, and the dough is very laborious, so I haven't eaten such fragrant food for a long time. Now, when I eat the taste of the past again, I suddenly feel a burst of bitterness and bitterness in my heart. It was Lin Zi and Hu Qi who were happily eating with a bowl in their arms.

Our equipment is shipped in a large lockbox, so we don't have to worry about anyone opening the box to see it; After eating, I have already started to ask Huang Daya to prepare the materials needed to set up the table; And I went back to a guest room specially prepared for a few of us at Huang Daya's house with Hu Laoqi, ready to open the box and take out my seven-star sword, ready to set up a table for Huang Daya and his mother.

However, the moment Hu Laoqi opened the lockbox, the eyes of me and Lin Zi instantly froze! It's not because Lin Zi's sword and I are missing, or because the password of the lockbox is too simple, but because the neatly arranged things inside the box instantly shocked us!

Five miniature submachine guns, five desert eagles, five flashlights, five jungle knives, and some sapper shovels, gas masks, rubber gloves, etc., whether I know them or not; The graphics of the game are very realistic now, especially the CF (CrossFire) that has been very popular in recent years, and as a veteran player, I won't fail to recognize these familiar things; It's just that I used to experience it from the game, and now I see these real guys! My heart was pounding, and I turned my head to look around and saw that there were no outsiders except for a few of us, and then I calmed down a little.

"Are you going to rob tombs or be terrorists?"

There seems to be no one else at the scene except me and Lin Zi, and Hu Qi, as a special soldier, can naturally be excluded; What made me depressed was that Hu Laoqi and Xun Si actually sneered at my whispered questions as if they were commonplace.

"Wow, soft corpse incense, probes, grass! Do you have all the Red Soul Pills? This is a unique secret medicine of the Captain Jin faction, tell me how you got it? ”

Lin Zi seems to be more fond of things that I am not familiar with, and completely ignores these firearms; But even so, it was hard to hide the surprise in his eyes, as if the things he was talking about were something more mysterious than guns and ammunition.

"Anything can happen in the tomb, and these things are a must-have for every trip!"

Seeing that I took out my seven-star sword, Hu Laoqi explained to us and re-covered the lockbox; It's just that we tacitly chose to keep a low voice in our conversations, and we must keep a clear head at all times when we go out. It is indispensable to guard against people, not to mention that Huang Daya does not know the true identity of several of us at present, if he knows, he is afraid that he will be scared immediately!

If there really are any zombie dumplings in the tomb, I'm afraid you guys won't be of any use! As a half-hung Taoist priest, I know very well that these things can only deal with some weak existences in the tomb, and if I really want to encounter any hairy corpses and the like, it is definitely a pile of broken copper and iron, in order not to hit their self-confidence, I didn't say this sentence.

However, the full set of equipment in the lockbox reminded me that I had just finished studying my grandfather's "Cave Pole Sutra" some time ago, and I was always itching to try my learning results recently, including today's summoning of Huang Daya's mother is also because of psychological trouble. I never thought that it would be safer to use Taoist secret techniques in the tomb to deal with some beings that do not belong to the Five Elements and Six Realms, so I didn't make too many preparations other than a seven-star sword.

But it's not too late to think about it now, Huang Daya, who had just come back from shopping, was greeted out by me again before he could gain a firm foothold; I made a long list of the things I needed, including yellow paper, ink fountains, black dog blood, etc., and Huang Daya was a little dumbfounded, and before leaving, he was still muttering: "Do you want so many things for a soul?" ”。