Chapter Twenty-Nine: Crazy Bumper Cars
"Uncle, you really have a bit of a light. You have an IQ of 120. Xu Wei said with a smile
"Gotcha. The rules all suggest that the cars after the first place will explode, so we can only tie for first place if we can reach the finish line at the same time, but how difficult is this? Not to mention so many obstacles, it is difficult to control the speed of the car. There are hidden crises everywhere in the mission, and there are routines everywhere, and I am now a little bit afraid of the well rope after being bitten by a snake for three years, and the shadow of the snake is just a cup. Yan Zijiu shook his head and pulled out the gun on his cuff.
"You take care of the drive, I'll knock down those obstacles, and the cars that come by."
Xu Wei nodded and started the car, although it was a bumper car, but it was the same feeling as the real car.
Xu Wei said: "Speaking of which, uncle, your driving skills are better than mine, otherwise you would have driven well." ”
Yan Zijiu shook his head: "You can't use the gun in my hand." You just have to concentrate on driving your car. Leave the rest alone. ”
"Since that's the case, I won't hide my title of the autumn famous mountain bike god, and I'll hold it firm. Let's go! Xu Wei started the car slowly.
Yan Zijiu's face was full of black lines and wanted to kill people: "What kind of turtle speed, when you run there, the entire racing track will blow up to the sky!" What are you afraid of, stepping on the accelerator to the end? ”
Xu Wei said: "Safety first, safety first." ”
"Safe your sister, it's blown up to the sky, and it's safe? Step on the gas. Saying that, Yan Zizhi pushed Xu Wei.
Xu Wei increased the strength of his feet, stepped on the accelerator to the end, and sure enough, the car immediately roared forward and galloped forward.
After the two set off, they chased after several cars and approached.
In each car sat a clown with different makeup, some with a playful face, some funny, some spooky.
Yan introspected: "Pay attention to keep the speed of the car, the one behind is catching up." ”
Yan Zizi tightened the gun in his hand, but unfortunately he couldn't use the gun to shoot their car directly. The gun can only be used against obstacles thrown at the finish line and traps on the way.
The clowns shouldn't just bump into them, otherwise it wouldn't be fair.
Yan Zizhi glanced at the chasing car in the rearview mirror, and suddenly found that a clown behind him actually took out a bazooka!
The startled Yan introspected himself in a cold sweat, and the clown aimed at the obstacle in front of him. With a "swoop", the bomb flew past Yan Zizhi and Xu Wei's car and swindled towards the obstacle in front of him.
"Boom!" The obstacle shattered and flew towards the duo's car.
The speed of the car and the force of the impact, Xu Wei's hand holding the steering wheel was cut open by a huge crack by the scattered object, and blood flowed.
And Yan Zijiu stood up behind him and punched the iron filings that came towards Xu Wei's door.
Yan Zizi retracted his fist, and his mouth was numb. The speed of the car is too fast, and the force of the impact increases exponentially.
After one or two comes, he can't bear to introspect himself.
I saw that all the clowns had entered the obstacle area. Yan introspectively saw the right moment and shot a gun at the iron fence next to the clown's car.
Due to the strong penetration of the air bomb, one side of the iron fence was directly broken.
Straight down towards the Joker's car.
The clown took the steering wheel and spun, dodging the fallen iron fence.
"Cut, he dodged him." Yan Zizhi said with a serious expression
Things weren't as simple as he thought, and even at such high speeds, the Joker managed to dodge the oncoming obstacles with ease.
Yan introspectively pondered a way to reduce the Joker's staff. The obstacle area was almost finished, and the clowns made two tentative attacks, both to no avail.
The first time Xu Wei was injured, it was also because Xu Wei's hands couldn't get out of the steering wheel. The second time, Yan introspectively learned smartly, and when the rocket had not yet flown to various obstacles, he shot first and exploded the rocket in mid-air.
The two of them almost overturned, and the clown behind them was no better, and they all stopped.
You must know that the car cannot be hit hard, otherwise it will explode directly, so even if it is a clown, he is willing to stop the car first to avoid hitting obstacles and being eliminated directly.
"Looks like they're going to be scared too, so it's a lot easier. Out of the obstacle area, there is the trap area in front of us, where we have a lot of things at our disposal, trying to take out one or two cars somewhere. Yan said with a smile
"The best thing to do is to kill all four cars behind before the finish clown strikes, so we don't have to be distracted to fight them."
Xu Wei tried his best to control the car, there were too many obstacles, and his speed had to slow down again and again. It is also difficult to be distracted to answer what Yan introspects.
The clown stopped attacking, and gradually caught up, their speed was much faster than Xu Wei, and after a while, they were side by side with the two.
Four faces with different expressions faced the two of them, either funny or indifferent. Or a smirk.
Yan Zijiu couldn't even resist the urge to shoot herself, wanting to kill this group of damn clowns.
These four faces caused huge psychological pressure on the two, and Xu Wei even felt dizzy!
The clowns drove the car and finally ran in front of Xu Weiyan and the two.
Yan Zizi's tense thighs standing in the car finally relaxed, and he sat down and said, "MD." I didn't expect the mental pressure to be so great, just being watched by these four clowns, I felt difficult to breathe and difficult to move. The whole person is like falling into a swamp. ”
Xu Wei's hands on the steering wheel couldn't stop trembling, and he smiled bitterly: "At that moment, I felt like I was almost done." There was a constant buzz in my head. Don't dare to look at them at all. ”
"Now I can understand why you hate clowns. It's really intimidating. Even if their makeup is so funny. Yan Zizhuo shook his head
"The recovery point will speed up to catch up, and we can't fall too far behind, although we plan to kill them, but whether we can achieve it is another matter."
"They're too good to catch up unless we don't want to drive straight ahead." Xu Wei said helplessly.
"There's always a way, the conditions are equal for us, they're afraid of going out and they're going to slow down when they have to slow down, or they have to stop. As long as we don't make mistakes, we don't make mistakes. There will be a chance, until then, you try to hold on, don't be pulled away, and when the obstacle area passes, there will be something we can use in the trap area ahead. Yan Zizi lit a cigarette, took a puff and said slowly.
"At this time, you still have the heart to smoke." Xu Weidao
"Anyway, we're in the back, it's you driving, it's not me, I'll relax." When you enter the trap area, you can drive well. Just teach me the next thing. Yan said casually.
For this person who has no sense of crisis, Xu Wei has long been indebted, and he will not be good anyway with a stinky face.