"Once a fairy?"

"That's right!"

"Even if you are an immortal now, you can't recognize your grandson everywhere!" Yuan Fan rolled his eyes, "You old man, either pretending to be a master with me, or acting as a senior, let's say, what is the purpose?" ”

"Actually, I want you to do me a favor. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ”

"What's the busy?"

The old man surnamed Zhang stammered for a while, he clicked his mouth and said: "Are you busy, if I just say it so bluntly, it will definitely not be easy to impress you, can you let me finish the matter all the time?" ”

Yuan Fan nodded and said, "Then you can say it, I'll listen and see if there is any desire to help." ”

Old man Zhang may have never been so quiet in his life, including after becoming an immortal, and he was still talking to a teenager who was less than twenty years old.

But it doesn't wait for anyone, he shook his head helplessly, and continued: "Actually, it's not a loss for you to call me grandpa, I have to be hundreds of years older than you, and I am still young when I am a grandfather!" ”

"Then I don't want to call it, I'll call you Lao Zhang for the time being!"

"Good, good! Whatever you call it, okay? The old man blew his beard, "I won't talk about my experience as a human for the time being, just say that I will ...... after I become an immortal."

"Wait!" Yuan Fanyi frowned, "Are you a cultivator and an immortal?" So those who ascend really exist? ”

Old man Zhang nodded and said, "Looking at my outfit, you should be able to know that I am a Taoist priest." Actually, I didn't believe that there was such a thing as ascension at first, but the world is so wonderful, my master and brother are bent on ascending, but they have not succeeded. On the contrary, I am the most suspicious of the existence of immortals, but I am the only one who has become an immortal. ”

"You must be very proud, right?"

"Well, I was really carried away at first. But later I found out that in addition to living a little longer, there are no special benefits for ascending to immortals. The Divine Realm is a very indifferent place, and there is very little communication between the immortals, and most of the immortals I know come from a place called 'Cultivating into a God Reception Office'. ”

"Cultivating to become a god reception office?" This was the third time Yuan Fan had heard of this place, and the first two times he had learned about it from Sword Immortal Lin Yi.

"What? Do you think the name is 'down-to-earth'? Hehe, actually, ......"

"You don't need to explain this, I know that there is this department in the Divine Realm." Yuan Fan interrupted him.

Old man Zhang was surprised and asked, "You know?" How could you, a mortal, know? ”

Yuan Fan raised one eyebrow and said, "Since you know that I have seen Xiang Yu's ghost, it looks like you should be familiar with me, why don't you even know that I know Lin Yi Sword Immortal?" ”

Old man Zhang suddenly said: "So that's the case, I do know that you know each other, but I don't know that Lin Dajian Immortal would actually tell you about the God Realm." ”

He paused for a moment and continued: "This place has the most immortals who have ascended to the god realm, so everyone can communicate a little. Since I don't have any position in the god realm, I am very idle, and I drink with other immortals all day long, chatting about my experience, and it is quite pleasant for a while. ”

As he spoke, he sighed and said, "But later, I met a woman from the divine realm, and the two were in love, which caused trouble. ”

Yuan Fan was stunned, woman? Two lovers? He couldn't help but wonder: "You confused me, aren't you a Taoist priest?" Why are you still close to women? ”

Old man Zhang's face turned red, and he said angrily: "What's wrong with the Taoist priest? Didn't Zhou Botong also get together with Duan Wangye's princess? Isn't Zhen Zhibing also a little dragon girl? ”

Yuan Fan laughed and said, "Dare to love you, an immortal, and also read Jin Yong's novels?" ”

Old man Zhang sneered: "Are you bored, you have nothing to do, it's right to read more!" ”

Reading more books makes you read martial arts novels? Yuan Fan was speechless for a while, and said that he was an immortal, and even used a fictional martial arts novel as an example.

Old man Zhang coughed and said, "Off topic!" It is said that the woman is a native immortal in the divine realm, and she is the daughter of a very powerful immortal, her identity is very noble, and she is beautiful and kind, and it can be said that there are countless suitors. ”

When Yuan Fan heard this, he was surprised: "Lao Zhang, you're not joking with me, are you?" What kind of bridge is this, do you think it's appropriate to use you as a rough old Taoist priest? ”

Old man Zhang's eyes widened, and he asked rhetorically, "What's inappropriate?" ”

"Look at your face, not to mention whether you look handsome or not, this is a face that looks at least eighty years old! If people are really beautiful and kind-hearted, they are the bright moon in everyone's hands, how can they fall in love with you? ”

"Superficial!" Old man Zhang's radish fingers were about to point to Yuan Fan's nose, "People have seen the beauty in my heart!" Everyone is a fairy, age is not a distance, and appearance is not a problem! ”

Yuan Fan's head shook like a rattle, "I still don't believe it, either you're bragging, or you're an old man with aesthetic problems, and the girl is also an old lady in her seventies and eighties." ”

"You, you, you ......" Old Man Zhang was speechless angrily, "Forget it!" At your age, how can you know how to love? Hum! ”

He tried to catch his breath and said, "The matter of the two of us was later known by his father, you must know that the local immortals have a great prejudice against the ascension immortals, how can they agree to us being together?" ”

"Okay, I guessed the rest of the story, his dad beat the mandarin ducks, and wanted to break you up, you are stronger than Jin, life and death depend on each other, her father beat you up!"

This time, the old man shook his head like a rattle, and said, "Then you guessed wrong." His dad did want to break us apart, but we didn't resist. But after we separated, his father joined forces with another immortal and adopted the method of marriage, so he married his daughter to the son of another immortal. ”

Yuan Fan was stunned for a moment, and said uncertainly: "The gods still play marriage?" Isn't that the woman loyal to you and swore to die, and then his father got angry with you and beat you up? ”

Old man Zhang was speechless and said, "Why do you always guess that his father will beat me!" Alas, it's my fault for speaking of this, when I was with that woman, I was in love, you and I were in love, so I ...... Just ......"

"Could it be a pear blossom pressing a begonia?" Yuan Fan asked.

Old man Zhang nodded.

"Shhh Yuan Fan gasped, "I said that you are too unqualified as a Taoist, so you are great to become an immortal?" Why are you not only dating other girls, but also being old-hearted? ”

Old man Zhang's face turned red, sighed, and said, "What's the use of talking about this now. Just because when I got married, the woman was not a virgin, so the gods of the man's family were angry with me and beat me up......"

"Yikes! You're embarrassed to say it! Yuan Fan had a disgusted expression, "And then?" Did you later rely on your ability to cultivate strong step by step, and then strive for revenge? ”

Old man Zhang shook his head and said, "Where did you come from, then, just that beating, I was beaten to death!" ”