In the yard, hundreds of hens, under the leadership of our roosters, are lining up in a neat queue and doing morning exercises!

Spread your wings and stretch your head, lift your paws and turn in circles, and do it neatly, and have a fight with the collective exercise of the North Stick Country, a hundred chickens are like a chicken!

My mother lowered her voice as low as a thief, "Xiao Qian'er, look at these chickens, what's wrong?" ”

I pulled my voice and said, "Mom, why are you moving so little?" This is my house, is it reasonable for these chickens to come to our house to practice group exercises? ”

"Be quiet, something is wrong with these chickens, do you think they have bird flu? I've heard that the bird flu is very contagious, so I need to close the doors and windows and don't let them in......"

Well, I never knew my mother's brain was so big! Chicken jumping group exercise can be linked to bird flu.

"It's impossible, I think they may have been scared by the earthquake last night, it's nerves, you come into the house and take care of my sister, I'll go get rid of them."

"Huh? You chase them, then, then you have a kitchen knife, or you look at your sister, I'll catch it. "My mom put the scoop down and went to get the kitchen knife again!

I said, "No need, it's not easy to clean up the blood here, I'll just go, you go back and take care of my sister." ”

"Then, then you be careful, these chickens don't look normal, or you jump out of the back window and go to Lao Zhao's house next door to bring the dog over."

"Alright, alright, you can rest assured." I pushed my mother into the house, turned around and went back to the house, carrying Ah Hua, and taking Huang Xiaoxiao and Huang Fei, two yellow turban wrestlers, out of the house with a menacing attitude.

The chickens all stopped, looked straight at us, and then covered their heads with their wings in unison, and pouted their buttocks.

Damn, what kind of plane is this?

I went over and kicked the in the lead, "What's the matter with you guys?" What the hell are you doing with so many hens running to my house? Hey, no, you're my father-in-law, where did you hook up with so many hens? What's wrong with wanting to open a harem? Look at what you can, I haven't opened the harem yet, what are you in a hurry to open? I want to rebel! ”

The rooster raised his head and said aggrievedly, "Little master, I didn't hook them up. I didn't do anything, I just got up in the morning and did sports in the yard, they all ran out and lined up to follow me, that, that, so many hens are willing to follow me to do sports, it means that I have a high charm value, of course I can't drive them away......"

Hey, it makes sense.

Ah Hua jumped in front of the rooster, startled the rooster, and immediately covered his head and fell down.

"What's the matter with you, you still dare to talk back when the boss reprimands? Believe it or not, I'm going to cook you and eat it? The light who took advantage of the boss's hand tide to mess around became a goblin, and he didn't stay honest, and he actually engaged in a group dance, you were afraid that others wouldn't know that you had become a sperm, right, you saw that you scared the boss so much that he was going to cut you with a kitchen knife, and you said that if she hacked all of you to death, how scary the scene was, the massacre......"

Ah Hua raised one paw proudly, stepped on the back of the rooster, and talked nonsense.

I grabbed it by the neck, threw it into Huang Xiaoxiao's arms behind me, and lifted the rooster up again, "When did you become a monster?" ”

"Just last night, there was a sudden thunder and rain, and there was an earthquake on the ground, and I was scared, so I fled, but I was caught in the rain, and after drinking some rain, I suddenly could speak, and my thinking was clear."

Ah Hua said in the back: "It must be the water vapor of the pot of refined vines that you boiled and flew down with the rain, this is a bad dish, and the animals in the whole village have to become fine!" I said Ye Qian, you have to act quickly, this animal is a spirit, his mind is blank, it is easy to act according to his habitual likes and dislikes, if there is no one to guide him, it is easy to do bad things, and it is impossible to hurt people and kill people! You don't want you to make a big news about the poultry and livestock herd, and you have to take care of them all before they understand what is going on. ”

"What's the matter? I won't, will you? "I originally came to Ah Hua for this.

"At least find a place to lock them all up, and then slowly train them, well, let's do it......"

Ah Hua patted her paws and said to the hens who were lying motionless on their stomachs: "You guys, don't jump here, hurry up and go to the village, for all the animals, one is counted as one, and say to them, that is, Ye Qian, the boss who gave them the opportunity to become demons, wants to open the mountain and set up a cabinet to pull the flag, and let them all go...... reported on the hillside behind Tunzi that those who dared not to go would not give Ye Laoda face, but turned around and cooked and eaten, and even Mao'er did not fade! Don't even think about running away, this mountain god of the Big Red Ridge is our little brother of Boss Ye, if you want to find you, you can find it in minutes! Come on, Boss, show them the mountain gods! ”

What is called Liangliang Mountain God, look at it.

How awkward it sounds.

I called the little green man out.

Ah Hua pulled the little green man exhibition to the hens, "See, the authentic big red mountain god, such as a fake change, absolutely genuine, look carefully, now act immediately, there is a yellow skin on the hillside behind the tunzi, that is also the boss's subordinates, you pulled the sheep, cough, pull the demon to find it to sign up for the count, pull more prizes, pull the most, see this strong body crown red big rooster no, just award to whom, enjoy it alone for a month, now, let's act!" ”

The hens immediately clucked excitedly and scattered.

The courtyard was finally quiet.

I hurriedly asked the little green man to inform Ah Huang.

The little green man muttered a little unhappily, "I'm the god of the Big Red Ridge Mountain, not your subordinate, this kind of errand work ......"

I said, "What are you talking about?" I didn't hear clearly, are you going to be my subordinate? Oh, you're the god of the Great Red Ridge Mountain, even if I kill you, it's not good for you to be your subordinate, right? ”

"Boss, please take me as your subordinate." The little green man immediately hugged my thigh and burst into tears, "I have lived alone in this big red ridge for hundreds of thousands of years, I am lonely, I am empty, I am lonely, now that I see you, even if I find the organization, from now on, I will no longer be alone, please accept me." ”

"In this way, it's quite pitiful for you to stay in the mountains by yourself, then I'll take you without embarrassment, hurry up, go and inform Ah Huang, let it take care of all the monsters that go to report, and wait until I think about how to place them...... Hey......"

I looked at the little green man and suddenly came up with an idea to house these new yokai!