Chapter 519: Classes Begin
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It seems that Anna followed the instructions of Vivian and the others, and did not tell the others about "there is a spatial crack in the underground palace leading to the Golden Township", and Igor did not know that Hao Ren and his gang had gone to other worlds. And now there is no need to worry about someone passing through that rift: when Hao Ren returned, he had already set up sensors and rift disruptors near the spatial rift, which could prevent unrelated personnel from entering Tanagus.
Igor also asks why there is no one missing from the team - Betsy stayed in the dream plane and did not come back, to which Hao Ren explained that he went back to his hometown to visit relatives.
Instead of accepting Igor's offer, the crowd decided to go straight home. The first thing Hao Ren did was find his official car in the courtyard in front of the castle - the car had been parked here for a whole week, and it was covered with snow. He patted the roof of the car, and laughed at himself a little: when he came here, in order not to scare the ordinary people in the castle, he didn't directly take the car into the carry-on space, but parked it in the courtyard, but he didn't expect that the angry spirit phenomenon in Andrea's castle had become so strict that everyone here was not surprised by the supernatural phenomenon, and he didn't expect that the Andrea family turned out to be the descendants of Vivian's younger brother.
"Take care of the dungeon below the castle," Vivien explained to Igor, "set up some manned sentinels in the different dimensions of the dungeon, but don't go too deep. Anna knew a few things about the space. Allows her to decide where to go to the sentinel point. We've set up a seal near the Wraith Gate, but if anything out of the way happens. Remember to report back to me immediately. ”
Igor bowed respectfully and nodded, then asked cautiously, "Lord Witch." How do I contact you? I'm sorry...... Our family has lost the mystical techniques left by our ancestors. ”
Vivien patted her head, "Oh yes, you wait. ”
As she spoke, she picked up something in her coat pocket, and Igor suddenly looked nervous and stern, thinking about what kind of magic props should be taken out, and the communication between ordinary witches and human servants depended on the cry of a black cat, the shadow of a crow, the ashes of a mandala flower, or something. However, Vivian only took out a small notebook for a long time, she tore off a piece of paper and wrote a number: "I have a mobile phone now, this is my mobile phone number - remember to add 0086." ”
Igor: "...... Isn't it a magic prop? I remember that the ancient books left by my ancestors mentioned that there was a blood drop or something......"
Vivien frowned: "When is that coming, people have to keep up with the times, do you know - can blood droplets send text messages?" ”
Igor: "......"
A 10,000-year-old bat spirit educates a modern person to keep pace with the times, and Hao Ren feels that this kind of thing can happen to him.
After explaining what had happened, the group left the castle of Andrey. It was then teleported directly back to home. Itzhax was sitting in the living room reading the newspaper, and such a bald man sitting on the sofa reading the People's Daily looked like he was receiving ideological education in a labor camp. Noticing the spatial distortion around him, Izax raised his head and smiled like a selective one, "I think you should come back, and it won't take that long to deal with an angry spirit...... Well? Where's Betsy? ”
"She's back to her hometown," Hao Ren hehe Yile, "you can't guess what we found in the angry spirit's lair!" It's a shame you didn't go this time, we found a stable passage between the real world and the dream plane. ”
Izax didn't expect this either, and was immediately surprised: "Really? You'll have to tell me about it later. ”
"Before that, any of you will talk to me about it," Nangong Sanbayi fart. Shares sit on the couch. Spread his hands and shouted to Hao Ren and them, "I'm a mess now, and I'm still stuck in another world and haven't come back." Who can tell me what the hell are you doing here? What organization what gang? Is it a superhero who works alone or a coalition of revengers? It seems that your team doesn't look like an earth force, so am I a civil servant or an outside the system when I join you? ”
Nangong May glanced at her brother: "Brother." You have a lot of problems. ”
"I should make it clear to you," Hao Ren nodded, "Are you mentally prepared?" In the future, you'll have to follow a bunch of Chrono Agents all over the world to deal with chores - and many times to other worlds. Our work is highly risky. But there's also plenty of stuff in terms of safety and security, which is exciting. But there will also be great gains. You will broaden your horizons and increase your knowledge and knowledge. And often there are rewards that exceed worldly material things, such as ......"
Hao Ren said, taking out a golden apple from his personal space: "Golden apple, that's right, it's the one in the story, Hercules can't take care of the life of Atlas for this thing." This is genuine, with a trademark, and I can guarantee that it is as reliable as the peach stolen by the monkey, and it is 100% from the divine realm. If you join the gang, you can get these things and go to the top of your life. ”
Lily blinked: "Why do you feel like the landlord is a pyramid scheme?" ”
Nangong Sanba looked at the golden apple in Hao Ren's hand in a daze, feeling that he was in a fog. He subconsciously asked, "Then what will happen if I don't join the gang?" ”
"I don't think normal people can refuse this, but if you really don't join the gang, it's okay," Hao Ren said and took out a pen from his pocket, "Then you just look at the little light on here, and when I count the one, two, three, and the little light is on, you will forget the one you saw in the other world." But to be honest, I don't know if this thing works, when my boss handed this thing to me, he said that it was obtained from a place called Erliqiao Small Commodity Wholesale Market, which is the largest gathering place for fakes in the entire god realm, and there are a bunch of well-fed guys who pour some copycat toys from the world all day long to cheat money. So this stuff may make you forget more things, and it's said that there's a 10 percent chance of causing gender cognitive disorder. But don't worry, I'm in charge of introducing you to a website, and you can go on another happy life without you remembering that you once liked a woman...... Eh, Lily, don't bite! ”
Lily let go of her mouth and raised her head from Hao Ren's arm: "Because the more you talk, the more boundless it becomes!" ”
Nangong Sanba broke out in a cold sweat when he heard this, and hurriedly swore to the sky: "My heart for joining the gang can be learned from heaven and earth - but then again, why do I suddenly feel that you are like an illegal gang......
"You can't find a more legitimate team in the whole world than us," Nangong May stuck out his tongue and threw Hao Ren a roll of his eyes by the way, "It's just that the captain is too unreliable to misunderstand." ”
"Then let May tell you about the situation of our Space-Time Administration EN35 node in Wang Batuozi's office, and I'll take you to your superiors to report to the boss later," Hao Ren put away his pen and threw the work to the Kraken girl by the way, "I'm going to find the bearded man, now that the passage to the dream plane has been opened, I have to ask him if he is going home." ”
"He's out for lessons," Itzax called out to Hao Ren, "and he'll be back in the evening." ”
Hao Ren was stunned: "Class? What classes are taken? ”
"Teach a bunch of old men, old ladies and housewives in the backstreets about health and environmental protection and low-carbon life," Yitzax said with a strange expression, "The class started a week ago is now hot...... He's about to become a friend of women. ”
Hao Ren was stunned when he heard this, he didn't expect that the bearded ascetic, who usually looked the most wooden and rustic, would become such a toss-up person. However, when he heard that the other party had gathered so many people to give a lecture, he faintly felt that something was wrong, so he raised his leg and walked out: "I'll look for him!" ”
Hao Ren came to the back street, and just wanted to find someone to inquire where the lecture was, but found that there was no need to inquire at all: under the big poplar tree at the east end of the street, there was an evil spirit. There are three or four layers of people around the teaching, and 80% of them are housewives, and this is needless to say, it is the scene of the bearded man preaching and teaching and solving doubts. He hurried over, and sure enough, he saw a small clearing in the crowd, and the bearded man was sitting on a rock, giving a lecture with a vivid expression:
“…… Therefore, the way of natural harmony is the way to survive for a long time. Woman...... The sages taught us that all things in the world are born with the same origin, death is the same return, everything is a speck of dust in the cycle of heaven and earth, people are a lump of flesh and bones, and plants and trees are all living beings regardless of whether they are high or low. Life in the world, from the ashes to the earth, should be content and happy. Usually three meals of water and dry food are enough to support life; The strategy of sleeping is a few feet of straw mats, and it is enough to sleep soundly; Dressed up in three-foot linen cloth is enough to cover the body. If you want to be happy, you should be self-sufficient......"
The bearded man spoke in a set of ways, and the idle housewives around him listened to it nodding frequently, and these unclear but low-carbon and environmentally friendly things were most in line with these people's appetites.
At this time, a voice suddenly came from the side: "Hao Ren? You're coming to the lecture too, huh? ”
Hao Ren turned his head and found that it was an old neighbor, the fat boss who opened a supermarket on the street. He shook his head: "I'm here to find someone - by the way, you're also coming to the class?" ”
"Who wants to listen to this, I'll drag my daughter-in-law back," the fat boss was about to cry, "this unlucky class...... My mother-in-law listened to the fascination, I ate five days of flatbread rolls, steamed buns and rice mixed with white water, and told me that if you want to eat meat, you will go to the field to catch rabbits, this TM is health! ”
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