When Sun Wukong left Huaguo Mountain, the saddest thing was not those monkeys, but the two female drunkards Qingfeng and Mingyue. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

"The Great Sage is gone, and there is no taste for drinking."

Every time I heard the two of them sighing while drinking, Zuo Xiaoright had a black line in his head, and these two senior sisters were really becoming more and more unreliable. Although the monkey wine is delicious, but the fruit wine is very strong, and it is often very uncomfortable when drunk.

Zuo Xiaoyou wants to find something for them to do.

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"You want us to sell wine?" In the Water Curtain Cave, Qingfeng and Mingyue, who were eating after a hangover, heard Zuo Xiaoyou's words and opened their eyes: "Senior brother, are you sure?" ”

Zuo Xiaoyou nodded and said: "The two senior sisters have been drunk and dreaming all day long, like rice worms, and the younger brother saw 'I can't bear it', so I thought of a way to mass produce and sell." This Huaguo Mountain Monkey Wine is also a rare wine in the fairy world, whether it is a fairy or a demon or a monster, there are countless good drinkers, if you establish a business relationship with it, you don't need money, you just need to exchange it with heaven and earth treasures to earn some cultivation resources. The two senior sisters can get 50% of the profits, how about it? ”

The breeze and the bright moon are more and more listening, the brighter the eyes become.

"Great idea!" Qingfeng excitedly knocked the bowl with chopsticks, and Mingyue also said excitedly: "In this way, we can also make some contributions to the master and impress the master." ”

"That's right." Zuo Xiaoyou nodded with a smile: "Now there are five hundred years of monkey wine, and some of it has become extremely pure after being reprocessed by the younger brother, that is, the immortals will get drunk after taking a sip, so how about we call this wine immortal drunk?" ”

"Good name." Qingfeng and Mingyue don't know much about the name, but they also think that this name is very good and powerful, and the high-end atmosphere is high-end. It's just that......

"Wow!" Qingfeng and Mingyue glared angrily at Zuo Xiaoyou: "Senior brother, you have good wine but don't give it to us to drink, are there still our two senior sisters in your eyes?" ”

“……”

The fairy wine is set as the third grade of high and low by the left and the right, and the ordinary monkey wine is the lowest grade, and the value of a thousand-year-old ginseng can be exchanged for ten catties; The slightly purified ones belong to the mid-range, and a thousand-year-old ginseng can only be exchanged for one catty; The most high-grade is Zuo Xiaoyou's carefully processed, this kind of wine Zuo Xiaoyou himself is not much, ten thousand-year-old ginseng can only be exchanged for one or two wines, which is a hundred times that of mid-range wine.

Qingfeng and Mingyue sweated after hearing this: "Senior brother, this wine is too expensive, right?" Can it be sold? ”

Zuo Xiaoyou chuckled: "What do the two senior sisters think of the taste of our monkey wine?" ”

"Of course!" Qingfeng and Mingyue had nothing to say: "It's not much worse than the immortal wine of Heavenly Court." ”

"And that's just the lowest." Zuo Xiaoyou smiled and said: "The mid-range wine is the same as the immortal wine, and the immortal drunk that has been reprocessed by the younger brother is even higher than the heavenly court immortal wine, and drinking a glass can increase the ten years of Taoism, these ten years of Taoism, the two senior sisters should know how much it is worth?" ”

Taoism, unlike cultivation, refers to hard power, while Taoism refers to how to exert the soft power of hard power. In layman's terms, this is again a comparison of software and hardware.

It is very easy to improve this kind of thing, as long as you insist on cultivating every day, your cultivation will naturally increase, but this kind of thing is related to your own understanding, if your understanding is not enough, your talent is insufficient, even if you have a thousand years of cultivation, you may be killed by a hundred years of cultivation with high talent. Therefore, ten years of Taoism is too important for those immortals and demons who are not very talented, even those who are extremely talented, drinking a glass of wine to add ten years of Taoism is worth it for them.

Qingfeng and Mingyue figured out the joints, and were amazed by the genius ideas of Zuo Xiaoright. The two stared at Zuo Xiaoyou with bright eyes: "Senior brother, you are really a genius." ”

Zuo Xiaoyou smiled: "Don't praise each other as your own family, let's discuss the sales issue!" ”

"Okay." Qingfeng and Mingyue nodded, and the three of them began to discuss the sales of the immortal drunk together.

"The junior brother is the son-in-law of the Jade Emperor, and he can talk to the gods in the sky, and the sales in the sky will be handed over to the junior brother." Qingfeng said.

Hearing this, Zuo Xiaoyou shook his head again and again: "Selling wine is the business of the two senior sisters, and I am only responsible for providing the source of wine." ”

"So ......" Qingfeng thought for a while and said, "Then junior brother, you also help us pave the way, our connections in the sky are too shallow, and we need more help from junior brother." ”

"It doesn't matter." Zuo Xiaoyou nodded and agreed, and Qingfeng also breathed a sigh of relief.

"What about the sales on the ground?" Mingyue asked.

"Hmm......"

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Heavenly Court, Lingxiao Treasure Palace, seeing that Zuo Xiaoyou, who had never been to the early dynasty, was actually standing in the hall, the Jade Emperor was very surprised: "God of Food, you came to the front of the palace, do you have something important to report?" ”

Not to mention the Jade Emperor, the civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty are also very novel. A person who had never been to the early dynasty suddenly appeared in the Lingxiao Treasure Palace, and it was impossible for nothing important. But since the monkey haunted the Heavenly Palace, there has been no major incident in the sky for 500 days, and I don't know what happened to Zuo Xiaoyou today?

Facing the curiosity of the Manchu Dynasty Wenwu and the Jade Emperor, Zuo Xiaoyou bowed and said, "Your Majesty, Weichen wants to ask for an official position." ”

"Official position?" The Jade Emperor and the immortals were even more surprised, people like Zuo Xiaoyou would actually take the initiative to ask for officials? Strange stories through the ages!

"God of Food." The Jade Emperor asked curiously, "Why did you ask for an official position?" And what kind of official position do you ask? ”

"Not a request, but a plea." Zuo Xiaoyou corrected a seemingly inconsequential slip of the tongue, and then said: "Your Majesty should know that since Weichen occupied Huaguo Mountain, he discovered the talent of those monkeys to make monkey wine, but in the past five hundred years, a lot of wine has been stored, and now there is too much wine, Weichen wants to sell these fine wines to the Three Realms, so that the people of the Three Realms can taste the wine together, and the two senior sisters of Weichen's master, Qingfeng and Mingyue, are very active in this matter, so Weichen wants to ask for the position of wine seller for the two senior sisters, named Dionysus, and I hope that His Majesty will approve it." ”

After hearing this, the Jade Emperor and the Manchu Dynasty Wenwu looked quite wonderful. How can there be such a priesthood as a god of wine in the world! This is the same as the God of Food, which can only be set up privately by the Jade Emperor, and belongs to temporary workers without formal establishment. If you have something, you will do it, and if something happens, you will get out. These two sentences are enough to tell the history of blood and tears of temporary workers. But it was such a small temporary official position, but it was brought to the Lingxiao Treasure Hall by Zuo Xiaoyou to discuss, you are the son-in-law of the Jade Emperor, can you go to the Jade Emperor in private and say no?

The Jade Emperor smiled helplessly and said, "Why should such a trivial matter be so solemn, no one is allowed to do it." ”

"Thank you, Your Majesty." Left Xiao bowed and stepped aside.

The Jade Emperor shook his head, and asked the Manchu Dynasty Wenwu again: "What else do you have to do?" If there is something to do, play early, and there is nothing to retreat. ”

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After retiring from the dynasty, the Jade Emperor called Zuo Xiaoyou to the imperial study for questioning, although he had agreed to Zuo Xiaoyou's request, but the holy decree and seal still had to be done.

Zuo Xiaoyou was a little puzzled, although this Jade Emperor was his father-in-law, he rarely played with himself so kindly.

Not normal, quite abnormal.

Left and right should not change everything, anyway, the gossip is endless, if you take the holy decree and the official seal and leave, you don't believe that the Jade Emperor can calm down.

Sure enough, when the holy decree was drafted and the newly engraved official seal of the God of Food was also in hand, the Jade Emperor finally tried to see the dagger.

"Ahem!" The Jade Emperor who was high above was a rare old man with a slightly red face, and asked with a little embarrassment: "Virtuous son-in-law!" Last time on your mother-in-law's birthday, did you give you a music box? ”

"......" Zuo Xiaoyou was stunned: "Father-in-law, this is?" ”

"Ahem!" The Jade Emperor coughed dryly twice and said, "This thing is a strange thing, but someone asked for it on the head of the widow, so ...... If the virtuous son-in-law doesn't have it, forget it, and the widow pushes this invitation. ”

"......" It's strange to believe you.

For the sake of the Jade Emperor happily giving him an official position, Zuo Xiaoyou said: "It will take some time to make this thing, and the appearance of this thing can be modified, I don't know what the requirements of the father-in-law are?" ”

"Well...... this Jade Emperor smiled at the corner of his mouth, touched his beard, and said: "How about taking the shape of Mingyue, Guanghan Palace, Yuegui, and Chang'e holding the Jade Rabbit?" ”

"......" Zuo Xiaoyou's eyes changed and became very strange.

When the Jade Emperor saw Zuo Xiaoyou's eyes, he immediately coughed dryly twice, and said: "This person has some affection for Fairy Chang'e, and the virtuous son-in-law should not talk nonsense everywhere." ”

Hehehe......

Zuo Xiaoyou said: "Father-in-law, rest assured, the son-in-law is not a person with a long tongue. After a pause: "It's just that it takes a lot of time to carve this shape, and I ask my father-in-law to give my son-in-law more time." ”

"It's okay." The Jade Emperor smiled: "Will it be okay in three days?" ”

"Well...... "Three days in heaven and three years on earth, that's enough time."

Zuo Xiaoyou nodded, and then left.

did not return to the Nether Realm immediately, but went to the Food God Palace, checked the growth of those crops in the Food God Palace, and then warmed up with his wife, and then returned to the Nether Realm, and handed over the priesthood and official seal of the God of Wine to Qingfeng and Mingyue.

After having the priesthood, what Qingfeng and Mingyue have to do is simple. The first is to build a god statue, put your own god thoughts on it, and then find buyers from the Three Realms to sell wine, as long as the other party is satisfied, establish a supply and demand relationship, you can give your own god statue to the other party, when the other party wants wine, as long as a bowl of good wine is poured on the god statue, the breeze or the bright moon will immediately appear and trade with the other party.

This way of trading is too convenient, Qingfeng and Mingyue are also very satisfied, especially when the other party pours a bowl of good wine, which is equivalent to offering to them, the more customers, the more offerings, which is really a beautiful difference for two drunkards.

When Qingfeng and Mingyue were full of energy to build their own statues, Zuo Xiaoyou also found Zhen Yuanzi and talked to him about it.

For these two uncompetitive apprentices, Zhen Yuanzi was originally very helpless, he had practiced for more than a thousand years, but he didn't have much ability, and he, who was a master, didn't worry less. But now it's okay, Zuo Xiaoyou asked for a position as a heavenly court immortal official for the two of them, although they are just two little gods who sell wine, but the number of people who drink in the world is countless, and it is estimated that there will be a lot of mortals who worship them in the future, which can be regarded as a positive result of cultivation in disguise.

Zhen Yuanzi sighed: "Xiaoyou, I will bother you to take care of your two senior sisters in the future." ”

"Master, don't worry." Zuo Xiaoyou nodded: "The two senior sisters have no ambitions, but they are greedy for the things in the cup, but this is also the appetite of the two senior sisters." Besides, there are disciples in Heavenly Court, and no one dares to bully them. ”

Zhen Yuanzi shook his head: "As a teacher, I am afraid that they will cause trouble for you in the future." ”

"Master, don't worry about it." Zuo Xiaoyou smiled and comforted: "There are disciples here, and there is the face of the Three Realms such as the master, even if the two senior sisters make some small mistakes, I believe that no one will care too much." ”

"I hope so." Zhen Yuanzi sighed, looked at Zuo Xiaoyou, and showed a look of relief: "The greatest achievement in this life as a teacher is to accept Xiaoyou as an apprentice!" Hahaha. ”

"Master praised it falsely." Zuo Xiaoyou smiled slightly, this kind of family-like feeling between master and apprentice is really comfortable.