Chapter 24: Famine

Kuanzi and I had long expected him to have such a move, but when we saw Kuanzi stretch out his feet, the surnamed Liu instantly fell to the ground with a loud cry.

Kuanzi didn't wait for him to get up, flew up and made up for it, sat on the body surnamed Liu, and said angrily: "His mother dares to lie to your uncle." Believe it or not, have you ever seen such a big fist in a casserole? ”

The one surnamed Liu shouted: "Two masters, the little one will not dare next time!" Please spare your lives! ”

Kuanzi said angrily: "You still want to have a next time, I tell you, if you want to live." Just confess your crimes honestly, confess leniently, resist strictly, know it or not! Tell you, don't play tricks with me, your little tricks can't escape the eyes of the people. ”

The man surnamed Liu said: "Don't dare, don't dare!" I'll tell the truth, I'll tell the truth! After finishing, he asked: "What does it mean to be lenient in confession and strict in resistance?" Who are the masses of the people? ”

I almost laughed when I heard it.

Kuanzi was instantly embarrassed, stretched out his hand and patted the head surnamed Liu and said, "Now I'm judging you, where did you get so much nonsense!" Hurry up and tell us about your problems! ”

Under the coercion and temptation of Kuanzi, this surnamed Liu told his old bottom in a hurry, and he didn't even dare to hide that he had a few concubines in his family and had an affair with that maid.

There are only two kinds of officials. Officials and corrupt officials. Qing officials tend to eat soft rather than hard, while corrupt officials are the opposite. This surnamed Liu is a corrupt official himself, and Kuanzi interrogated him, which was quite handy.

It turned out that the surname Liu was called Liu Guicheng, and it was the county order of the county. The person who intercepted us just now was the big catcher in this county, named Fan Yong. And that Wei Gongzi is called Wei Chaoqun. This Wei Chaoqun is a local tyrant, and his father was an official to the top of the third grade. Wei's father was an honest and honest official, and he was very much loved by the local villagers. After Wei's father died, Wei Chaoqun inherited his father's business, but he was pampered since he was a child, and his personality was very different from his father. This person has an arrogant personality, is arrogant, domineering, cold-blooded and brutal, runs rampant in the countryside on weekdays, and has been active everywhere for several years, hoping that he can one day become a minister in the court like his father.

According to Liu Guicheng, this afternoon, Wei Chaoqun came to him and said that he had brought back two immortals from the Heavenly Kingdom. These two immortals have strange arts, and they have the art of making people immortal, if they can dedicate these two people to today's saints, it must be a great achievement!

The two of them discussed bringing people together to round us up, and their plan was to use medicine to stun us first, and then use it directly if the medicine failed!

Listening to Liu Guicheng say this, I understood that if Wei Chaoqun wanted to arrest us, why he didn't do it at the beginning, it seems that he was afraid that Kuanzi and I had strange skills, and I was afraid that he would not be able to deal with us alone.

I only heard Liu Guicheng crying: "I didn't really believe what he said at the beginning. Now when I saw the two of them, I knew that what Wei Gongzi said was true. The villain has eyes and doesn't know Mount Tai, please let me go! ”

Kuanzi listened and said leisurely: "It's late, I happen to lack a janitor at home in the underworld, I think you are quite suitable, I'll cross you with me!" ”

Liu Guicheng's face turned pale with fright when he heard this, and he said tremblingly: "Daxian, it's not that the little one doesn't want to go with you!" The small ones are old and the little ones are small, and they really can't do without the small ones。。。。。。 ”

When I heard this, I quickly said, "Don't listen to his nonsense, let you play!" Let me ask you one last question, have you seen two young ladies recently, very beautiful, one named Tie Ying and the other named Xiaoxue coming to your town? ”

Liu Guicheng was stunned for a moment, shook his head and said, "No!" Our shabby town is very poor, and now there is a famine, and the town is full of hungry people fleeing! Those big ladies, where are you willing to stay here! ”

When Kuanzi and I heard this, we couldn't help but wonder, could it be that Tie Ying and Xiaoxue were really teleported to other places?

I asked again, "Since you haven't seen it, why does the person surnamed Wei say that these two people are in your hands!" ”

Hiroko listened and said, "Yes, he also said that you caught them and wanted to use them as your wife!" ”

Liu Guicheng was taken aback when he heard this, and said, "He。。。。。。。。 He talks nonsense! The whole town knows that I have a tigress at home. I'm fifty years old this year, and I don't even dare to accept a concubine, let alone change my wife. It's the one surnamed Wei, lustful and greedy, beautiful in the town, no one can escape his poisonous claws, since he said so, those two girls are in his hands! ”

Hiroko and I listened and nodded. It seems that we really need to find an opportunity to get to know Wei Chaoqun in depth.

I asked again, "Then have you heard of Professor Chen Yongnian Chen?" ”

Liu Guicheng was stunned for a moment, with a surprised expression on his face, and then looked up at us.

Kuanzi saw it and shouted: "What do you see, I asked you, didn't you hear?" ”

Liu Guicheng listened, quickly lowered his head and said, "I haven't heard of it, I've never heard of it!" ”

I was about to continue asking, when suddenly I saw someone shouting not far behind: "Wei Gongzi, there is one here, oops, it's Fan Zhutou." ”

I only heard Wei Chaoqun say: "Quick, the two of them must be in front!" Let's chase! β€˜

As soon as Kuanzi and I heard it, we knew that the man surnamed Wei had brought someone back.

Liu Guicheng heard a burst of excitement on his face, and Kuanzi saw it and said, "What are you happy about!" Believe it or not, I'm going to dare you head down right now! Hurry up, take off all your clothes! ”

Liu Guicheng's movements were also swift, and he took off all the clothes on his body in an instant.

Hiroko and I each took one and put it on the outside. There was only one pair of pants anyway, so neither of us would change them.

After getting dressed, we tied Liu Guicheng and took him to the side of the road, and Kuanzi said, "Go down, you!" A kick fell on Liu Guicheng's buttocks, and Liu Guicheng screamed miserably and rolled down the diagonal break on the side of the road. I only heard him shouting: "Help, come and catch them!" They're here."

Kuanzi and I had already run dozens of meters by this time, and I listened and said, "I forgot to close his mouth just now!" ”

Kuanzi said: "The next time I see him, I have to make him look good!" ”

We ran for a few minutes, turned a col, and there were lights not far in front of us.

Hiroko and I ran for our lives, and in a short time we came to that town.

But as soon as we entered the town, we were dumbfounded.

I saw that the streets and alleys of the town were full of beggars in ragged clothes. Some stood, some sit, and some simply lay on the ground, looking at their motionless appearance, and did not know whether they were dead or alive.

When the beggars saw us, they immediately became agitated.

Those who could walk gathered around, some holding children in their hands, crying: "Uncle, please, give me something to eat!" I haven't eaten in days! β€œ

Some said: "What is it if you haven't eaten for a few days, uncle, look at my child, she is dying of hunger." Please have mercy on her, uncle, and give her something to eat! ”

These people surrounded me and Hiroko, and some of them even started reaching out and pulling things out of us. We don't know what to do at this point.

Kuanzi said: "Staff Officer Pan, whatever." Let's meet a beggar gang to hold a conference! Hurry up and think of a fucking way, or I'll have to strip them naked of my clothes! ”

I'm also in a position to protect myself at this time, and I've been stripped of two pieces of my clothes.

This is really the fast coming of the world. We had just finished picking off Liu County's clothes, and now it was our turn to be picked.

I was thinking about how to get out, but suddenly I heard two "bang, bang" sounds, and Kuanzi shouted: "The court catches the errand quickly, and those who don't want to die will let me go away"

As soon as the group of beggars heard the words "catch the court", they instantly dispersed and ran away, with a look of fear in their eyes.

It turned out that these hungry people saw that Kuanzi was still holding a bag in his hand, so they started to grab it, and in an instant, Kuanzi was anxious, took out his gun and fired two shots, learning the lines in the TV series to come to these two sentences, but I didn't expect it to really work.

The hungry people were gone, but our clothes were snatched and torn by them, and now the two of us looked no different from a beggar.

After a day of tossing today, Hiroko and I both wanted to find a place to eat and sleep quickly.

This town is full of hungry people, but we have just dispersed them, and we will ask them for directions again, but they may not tell us.

Hiroko and I had to walk along the street. After walking around, I went back to the original place. Isn't there even an inn in this town?

Hiroko looked around and suddenly walked towards a little girl in the corner. The child was about six years old, her clothes were tattered, her face was black, but her eyes were very bright, like pearls in the night.

Kuanzi stepped forward, crouched down and asked, "Little girl, what's your name?" ”

Before the little girl could answer, a young woman beside her suddenly took the little girl behind her and said, "Official, she is just an ignorant little girl, please let her go." If you want to kill, kill me! After saying that, he kept kowtowing to the two of us.

Hiroko and I were stunned.

I hurried to help her up and said, "Get up." Don't get me wrong, we're not officials. I just said that in a moment's urgency. We came here to ask if there were any inns in this town. ”

The young woman listened and looked at the two of us with a puzzled face.

Kuanzi also said at this time: "Those grandsons just now wanted to rob me of things, I had no choice but to scare and scare them!" Originally, there is a saying that the army and the people love the people, and the people's army loves the people. ”

After listening to what Kuanzi said, the young woman said, "There is only one inn in this town, and it is on the west side of the town!" ”

Although this town is not big, it is now dark at night, and if Hiroko and I go to find it by ourselves, it will take a lot of time.

Kuanzi's thoughts were similar to mine, but I just heard him say: "Now it's dark here, let's go to find it ourselves, and we really can't find it, or can you take us there?" I'll pay you! ”

The young woman listened, hesitated for a long time, and finally shook her head.

Kuanzi turned around and wanted to leave, but I quickly pulled him back. He said to the little girl, "Little girl, what is your name, how old are you this year?" ”

The little girl was very lively and said, "My name is Lan Xiang, and I am six years old this year!" ”

I said, "Are you hungry or not, is it okay for my uncle to take you to eat!" ”

The little boy looked at me, then at the young woman, with a pout, and shook the young woman with both hands, and said, "Mommy, Mommy, I am hungry, and I want to eat!" As she spoke, tears flowed down her cheeks.

Kuanzi couldn't look past it, and complained to me, "You're only fucking going to do this kind of thing!" As I spoke, I opened my backpack and took out a bag of biscuits and a silver ticket, and was about to hand them to the young woman, when I quickly stopped him and said, "If you give it to her now, you will harm her!" Look around! ”

Around, many hungry people are quietly watching our every move. If we give these things to this little girl now, I can guarantee that as soon as we turn away, they will rush up and grab a clear light. Maybe they'll catch up and snatch up our backpacks, and we'll be hungry to the point where they'll be able to do anything to survive.

Kuanzi glanced at it, quickly put the silver ticket back, handed the biscuit to the little girl, and said, "Hurry up and eat, uncle will watch you finish eating before leaving!" ”

Lan Xiang took the biscuit and looked at the young woman, who nodded, and then she devoured it.

In a matter of moments, she swept away a bag of biscuits. Hiroko and I were dumbfounded.

I saw the hungry people all around me stirring. I'm afraid that if we don't leave, we really won't be able to leave. Hurry up and get up and leave.

As soon as we left, the young woman stopped us and said, "Wait a minute, two masters, it's better for me and Lan Xiang to take you over!" ”

Hiroko and I were ecstatic to hear this.

Immediately we followed the young woman and walked to the east of the town.

I wondered in my heart, didn't she just say that the inn was on the west side, but now she led us to the east.

Kuanzi also noticed something wrong at this time, stopped and asked, "No, didn't you just say that the inn is on the west side, but now we are walking to the east!" ”

The young woman whispered, "Two masters, I misremembered just now. The inn should be on the east side of town! ”

Hiroko was about to speak, but I quickly motioned for him to stay quiet.

We followed the young woman all the way and talked as we went.

It turned out that the young woman's surname was Zhao, and Lan Xiang was her youngest daughter. Her family of five was originally a family of five, but in recent years, the drought has left the family and the hungry people all the way to the famine, and her husband and two sons have died on the way. Now it's left for their mother and daughter to rely on each other.

After talking and walking, Zhao led us to the door of a restaurant.

I saw that the lights in the restaurant were brilliant, and several tables of diners were chatting inside, so it was not lively.

At this time, I saw a scholar walking past us, before coming to the restaurant, he looked at the inn, shook his head, and sighed: "It's really Zhumen wine and meat stink, and there are frozen bones on the road!" How! How! After saying that, he walked in.

Kuanzi saw it and said angrily: "Ya, I thought he chanted those two lines of poetry, turned around and left!" He walked in! ”

I said, "When you see more, it won't be strange!" This is like a corrupt official shouting anti-corruption slogans, superficial articles always have to be done! ”

Kuanzi sighed when he heard it and said, "Really, the world is going down, the world is going down!" ”

After saying that, he walked in first.