"I came this time to bring a piece of news to a few old friends."

"Sir, please."

"Thousands of years of compatriot blood, eternal brotherhood. Huaxia will always open the door of convenience to compatriots. ”

"I've been taught, I'll think about it again," the monk sighed, in fact, he was born abroad and never returned to China, and now Huaxia has become the world's top country, standing at the top of the world, and these former national sinners can only survive abroad.

The idea of returning to China can only be thought about occasionally in dreams, but in reality, not only can I not declare it, but even the other monks below are forbidden like tigers.

Zhang Xiaofan did not continue to preach, and the monks also traveled to many places, and the two talked about the rise of customs and landscapes around the world. In the end, Zhang Xiaofan told the monk again, the current landscape of various parts of the country, as well as the current domestic development situation. Now the Internet is very developed, and the monks have also browsed domestic news and construction in various places on the Internet, among which they have a special fondness for the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau.

The Qinghai-Tibet Plateau is divided into three provinces, with a population of just over 10 million, but the number of tourists per year is as high as 500 million.

The two talked a lot, and their emotions were a little out of control, and when the two spoke in Tibetan, they couldn't hold back anymore and burst into tears.

The wandering people are outside, terrified all day long, and the misery and cruelty in them can only be understood by those who have experienced it firsthand.

At the end of the conversation, the monk didn't want to be interested, so he said he wouldn't send it.

Zhang Xiaofan naturally doesn't have to be polite.

"Stop," a group of monks looked at Zhang Xiaofan with fierce faces: "You red/bandits, come here, come as you want, and leave as you want?" ”

Zhang Xiaofan smiled, no one has wanted to do it to himself for a long time, seeing that these monks can also cultivate to the copper head and iron bones of the rivers and lakes in the modern era when the aura is gradually disappearing, it is also a skill, but a twenty-year-old young man has become a thirty-year-old uncle, probably because of the shortcomings caused by the inability to keep up with the cultivation nutrition.

"Hah!" A monk shouted and slashed with his fist.

Zhang Xiaofan turned sideways slightly and dodged over.

The monks kicked their hands and feet, but Zhang Xiaofan was not in a hurry, and his mouth was pointing in Tibetan.

The two fought for a while, and the monk jumped out, panting heavily, and shouted: "Don't hide ...... kind"

"If you don't hide, will you be beaten?"

"Let's go together," the monk beckoned, and the other six monks swarmed up.

If the first monk punched, Zhang Xiaofan could still dodge it leisurely, and the seven monks formed a formation, forcing him to block and parry.

But that's all, with the method of four or two thousand catties, it is easy to throw off the seven warrior monks.

"Okay, Mr. Zhang has already shown mercy to his subordinates, so don't mess around," the monk controlled his mood, and when he came outside, he saw eight people fighting around, surprised that Zhang Xiaofan's strength was unpredictable, and after looking at it for a while, he felt that he was afraid that he would not be able to make any benefit if he went up, so he persuaded him to fight.

Zhang Xiaofan pushed the seven monks out with a push, a Tai Chi gesture, and it ended beautifully.

"Farewell, Master," Zhang Xiaofan folded and turned to leave.

The mood of the monk is more complicated.

Back at the hotel, the jade girl was doing the channeling technique, because of the vigorous promotion in China, the channeling technique was popular in the Chinese circle. There are many people who are extremely talented, and after five or six years of cultivation, they have all cultivated their true qi.

The physique of the Chinese has always been among the best in the Olympic team. The most helpless thing for the world is that the matches of the Chinese Super League football matches are broadcast live around the world, and the ratings of various programs in the world rank first.

The jade girl who has a good figure, although she is only in her thirties, but there is already a gap between her face and the youthful Zhang Xiaofan, when the two first met, the jade girl was still like a student girl, and now she can only pretend to be a husband and wife, this is still when Zhang Xiaofan is dressed maturely.

So the pressure on the jade girl is actually very great.

"You practice this is not standard, and the effect can only be simple to maintain the figure and slow down the aging of the body," Zhang Xiaofan saw the jade girl make a hungry tiger pounce posture, and subconsciously put his hand on the buttocks, this posture The jade girl has refused to do for herself for a long time.

"It's good to slow down the aging of the body," the jade girl said, changing her posture, standing up and making a white crane wings movement, her slender arms as if wrapped in a closed circle, and her chest rose and fell very attractively.

"If you want to be young and energetic, you still have to rely on your husband to be more reliable," Zhang Xiaofan said unashamedly and began to tempt.

How could the jade girl not know what her husband wanted to do, but she had to practice for two hours every day if she couldn't move the channeling technique, and she definitely couldn't delay.

Zhang Xiaofan was helpless, touched his nose, turned around and went to put the bath water, after a while the jade girl finished practicing, she also had to take a bath, she lay down in it first, and then helped the jade girl take a bath.

I thought that everyone was on the stage, and the plot was about to begin, but this time it was obviously a bit of a drag.

A month has passed, and the Unknown Monk has not yet appeared, and Lina's human rights exhibition hall is about to open. And Carl's movie theater is still cheating many old overseas Chinese out of their pitiful income every day.

Only Jade wanders the subway and bars, playing ambiguously with the Emperor of Toy Dou, and the joy and risk of life are kept constant every day. Zhang Xiaofan had seen the jade in danger several times, and couldn't help but rescue him.

"Here," shouted a Caucasian man in a suit and leather shoes, immediately waking up many tourists.

And Zhang Xiaofan was feeding the doves of peace in the square, and when the crowd was collided, the doves of peace were also frightened. Fortunately, the doves of peace flew a few meters away and came to a stop again, perhaps they were used to this situation as well.

"Unknown monk, is this the beginning of the plot?"

Zhang Xiaofan slowly stood up, clapped his hands, and walked towards the subway station.

The U.S. population also had a big bang, but the population was so concentrated that the gap between the big cities and the countryside was very large. Often, in big cities, every inch of land is expensive, while in the countryside a piece of land is cheaper than a few thousand dollars.

With a large population, the traffic is congested, and the car is not the most convenient means of travel, but the subway is convenient enough.

When Zhang Xiaofan came to the subway station, the crowd was crowded, and several Caucasian people in suits and leather shoes were still chasing the unknown monk.

"Mom...... Mom ...... "A girl fell into the railroad tracks and her foot was stuck under the tracks.

"Let me come," Zhang Xiaofan stopped the girl's mother's urge to jump, jumped down, took the little girl's little feet out of the shoes, then picked up the shoes, and jumped onto the platform with the child in his arms.

"Thank you, thank you," the girl's mother was emotional, but many people around applauded Zhang Xiaofan's act of saving people.

Zhang Xiaofan saluted the crowd, very cowboy-like, patted the non-existent dust of his clothes, and left on the subway. Disturbed the nameless monk and Carl to save the girl, I don't know if they can still meet.

But today, I have to check the little hooligan leader of the Emperor of the Doudou again, who has been very arrogant recently, as if he is laying out and planning to strengthen the jade.

Stared at it all night, Jade still went home safely, this month, Zhang Xiaofan sent Jade every day, Jade Girl was already very angry, received a call from her parents, and went back to China a week ago.

The jade girl is good at everything, it's this little family spirit, I've said it many times, I'm also for the task, although I can't say one, two, three, but I've been with the jade girl for ten years, have you ever cheated? And the jade girl is much more beautiful than the jadeite, how can she not have confidence in herself?

"Hey, I like her, why don't you confess it to your face?"

Zhang Xiaofan turned his head in horror, lying down, the nameless monk was following him, and he didn't even notice it, could it be that the nameless monk's skills were already more powerful than himself?

"Hello," the nameless monk smiled, very kindly, leaning slightly, as if showing off his old style.

"Hello," Zhang Xiaofan stretched out his hand and shook the nameless monk.

"You like this girl," the nameless monk gestured to the villa and said with a smile: "You should confess, if you don't confess, you will never know if you can impress her." ”

"I don't know what you're talking about." Zhang Xiaofan was stunned for a moment, and reacted randomly: "I don't like this woman...... No, I don't like Caucasian women... Well, their skin is rough... And the body odor is very strong... Of course, the main thing is the cultural aspect, they are too open... The woman I like is as traditional and beautiful as a Chinese woman... Even if you can't teach your husband and children, at least you have to maintain your attitude towards life all the time... I can't accept that my wife and I are in contradictory character. ”

"Quite machismo," the nameless monk smiled, not continuing to speak.

Zhang Xiaofan took a long breath, fortunately he didn't continue to talk about this topic, the nameless monk in front of him was standing in front of him, but in his divine consciousness, he couldn't see the slightest figure at all, as if there was a ball of air in front of him, what did this mean?

The skill of the nameless monk is unfathomable, and it is definitely not as weak as it is in the movie.

"If it's okay, I'll go first," Zhang Xiaofan waved his hand awkwardly, smiled and quickly escaped from the unknown monk's side, such a master is too filmable, he was still thinking about calculating the unknown monk, he really didn't know whether he was alive or dead.

The plan changed, as soon as Zhang Xiaofan returned to the hotel, he turned on the computer, and suddenly there was a sound of bathing in the bathroom.

Jade girl?

No, I personally sent the jade girl on the plane, even if the speed of the work is so fast, I should say hello to myself and come back, is it for a surprise inspection?

As soon as he entered the bedroom, Zhang Xiaofan saw the clothes on the bed and knew who was in the bathroom.

Unknown monk.

What is this old boy doing with him?

Shouldn't he go to that Caucasian man Carl?

Zhang Xiaofan racked his brains and couldn't figure it out, could it be that the little girl who fell into the track during the day was the plot lead?

Whoever saves the little girl will get the inheritance of the ancient scriptures?

"You're good here," the nameless monk walked out after taking a shower and wearing his nightgown, not caring at all about the embarrassment of two big men in a bedroom, and then actually ...... I lifted the quilt and lay down......

God, hit the lightning and slash this bastard in front of you to death, this quilt is what I slept with the jade girl......