Chapter 15: Dealing with Zombies

"I know!! You're asking the right question! I really know, I may not be able to get my hands on the things in front of me, I know this zombie, but I can't beat it! ”

Do you really know? Wu Fu suddenly came to his senses

"Where? Let's go catch ......"

"In ...... In Guangxi, Yuding Mountain"

Liu Mang's words flickered a little when he said where he was, but Wu Fu didn't notice his abnormality

"Guangxi...... I'll book a plane ticket, you go with me! ”

Wu Fu grabbed Liu Mang and walked out......

"Master, don't you need to prepare again?"

Liu Mang, who was caught in his hand by Wu Fu, said weakly

"Prepare what?"

"Zombie fighters!"

Liu Mang completely collapsed, Wu Nu probably thought that he could find zombies when he got to the place, and zombies would stretch out their arms to donate blood!

"Uh...... Still need so much? What to prepare? I remember that zombies seemed to be afraid, boy urine, glutinous rice, peach cones, and me, trembling at the zombies when they saw me, kneeling down and singing conquest! Niehaha~"

Looking at the narcissism I Wu Annoyance, Liu Mang was completely convinced, but I also felt that what Wu Annoyed said earlier was right, although in the end I was afraid that Wu Annoyance was a little unreliable, but the previous few things were right,

Boy urine - when the male is not broken, the Yuan Yang is not lost, the innate Yang Qi, advantages: the damage to zombies is not small Disadvantages: not enough fatal damage

Peachwood Cone - Peachwood is cut into a cone shape and nailed into the zombie's, which can make the zombie immobilized. Pros: Something enough to make a zombie deadly. Cons: Zombies don't stand still waiting for you to nail them

Glutinous rice - sprinkled on zombies can make zombies move slowlyAdvantages: Something that saves money and is easy to use, Disadvantages: Same as child urine, not enough to kill,

"Although this master is a little stupid, he knows a lot about this knowledge."

Liu Mang thought in his heart,

In fact, Liu Mang doesn't know Wu Fu's realm at this time, although Wu Fu's mana is gone, but the Tao is still there, and he has reached a very high realm, called the realm of the true self, no matter who he is, the true self has no other, this is the deepest analysis of human nature, in order to reach this realm,

The master and apprentice decided to go out and buy these things.

The two people on the road discussed zombies, Liu Mang has always known about zombies, but he doesn't know much about zombies.

Along the way, the master who was a little lacking told him the origin of zombies.

"Liu Mang, I'll give you a lesson for the teacher, this is a rare thing in books, you remember it."

Wu Annoyance said quite formally, Liu Mang also listened carefully, and finally Liu Mang summed up Wu Annoyance's words,

Zombies are born with the resentment of heaven and earth, not old, not dead, not born, and not destroyed, and their whole bodies are as hard as iron, but they are abandoned by heaven and cannot enter reincarnation, so they hate the world, feed on blood, absorb the blood of various animals, and are especially interested in human blood, which has yang energy in human blood and can increase their cultivation.

The formation of zombies is not easy, it must be a mouthful of resentment gathered in the throat before death, and buried in the place where the corpse is raised, after time, brewing out, the long will take a hundred years, and the short will be three or five years, depending on whether the yin qi of the corpse is heavy or not.

Some people who don't understand say that zombies are afraid of sunlight,

In fact, this thing is not right, first of all, zombies are not afraid of sunlight, but they don't like it, zombies are corpses, not ghosts, the biggest difference between corpses and ghosts is that one is composed of matter, and the other is formless and substantial, and the ghost will hurt a lot when it encounters sunlight, and the ghost will dissipate almost instantly when it encounters the sun, and the ghost and the ghost will also cause great damage when it shines into the sun, but the ghosts and ghosts are ghosts and immortals, and the fear of the sun is getting lower and lower.

The cultivation of ghosts is getting higher and higher until the last is not afraid of the sun, let alone the zombies who are not afraid of the sun?

After listening to Wu Fu's explanation,

Liu Mang heard that he only bought two things, and asked a little worriedly,

"Is it enough for the master to buy these two things?"

"It's useless for zombies to prepare too many other things, besides, we can't bring a lot of things with us when we fly! Otherwise, you think I don't want to bring a bunch of bombs, and I'll have to finish all the zombies by then! ”

I went to the lumber market and collected a large piece of mahogany wood. I bought 20 catties of glutinous rice in the supermarket.

Of course, these things are all held by Liu Mang, Wu Annoyance said, the master is so old, can you bear to let the master work?

When I got home, I almost exhausted Liu Mang to death, a piece of wood is more than 60 catties, glutinous rice is 20 catties, and together it is more than 80 catties.

After arriving at the house, Wu was annoyed and said:

"Apprentice, it's still the same, boy pee, I'll go see if there is a little boy in the neighbor's house, go and ask for boy urine"

"Master!! No need to go! I!! I!! I'm a boy!! ”

"I'll it! Are you still a child at your age? You're a miserable bastard, aren't you?"

"Uh-huh...... Master, I see that your cultivation is so high, isn't it a child's body? ”

Liu Mang smiled dryly and was extremely embarrassed, blaming himself for his fast mouth

"Hmm...... I...... It was a stormy night...... I lost my virginity ......"

"Poof"

Liu Mang's stomach hurt with laughter, and he was still in the stormy night......

But Wu Fu didn't lie, he did lose his virginity recently on a stormy night, but that was a long, long time ago.

That year, he was still running a brothel, and it was also the first time that Wu Fu had done such a big deal.

One night, Wu Fu drank wine, it was raining outside, and pedestrians wore hats and robes, or walked slowly, or sprinted home, or sat in a sedan chair.

I am different from them, I don't seem to be a complete human being, I don't seem to have anything to do with human beings, is there a human being who is immortal? Have it! A burst of anger! Evil fire ripples in my heart!

Instructed his subordinates to call the jade fan to the room, "jade fan" is the top brand, proficient in qin, chess, calligraphy and painting, the ancient prostitute is like this, when the old bustard introduced the guest - this guest officer our girl is proficient in qin, chess, calligraphy and painting

"Jade Fan" was brought to the room of the shopkeeper behind the scenes, and he also knew his fate, the shopkeeper was not ugly, and with a special temperament, the jade fan was very fond of Wu Fu,

Wu Fu walked into the room, his eyes were red, and he was burning with lust.

Knocking down the jade fan, tearing open the placket of the jade fan, Xiao Wu stood up in annoyance, the jade fan pounced, and finally gave up resisting weakly, and the following content made up for himself.

Afterwards, Wu Fu put the jade fan, although the jade fan was beautiful, but he didn't like her, so he gave the jade fan a lot of silver tickets. Let her go,

Jade Fan thought that she would be married by the shopkeeper, but she didn't expect the shopkeeper to give her money directly, so she returned to the countryside in frustration and found an honest man to marry (honest man: Who did I offend?). ）

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