Chapter 20: The Snake of the Land
There was no movement in the plaque.
"Don't pretend to be dead, come out quickly, or I'll smash the plaque for you and take you to stew and eat."
The unicorn snake popped out of the plaque, staring at me with big eyes and looking at me angrily, hissing, hissing......
Is this really a man who can't speak, or is it a lie to me? As it says in the book, youkai can speak human language.
Let me cheat it.
"If you can't speak human language, it's useless, it's better to stew it and try it."
As I spoke, I reached for it.
"You, don't deceive people too much!"
All of a sudden, there was a voice, but the stumbling was not very skilled, and the voice was very immature, sounding like a little girl.
Yo, it's still a female snake, will it become a white lady when she grows up?
"What are you pretending to be unable to talk about, using me as a mallet?" I raised my hand and knocked it on the head.
"You, what do you want to do?" The unicorn snake didn't look very beaten, but when I knocked it like this, its eyes turned in circles, and its speech became even more slurred.
"Seeing that you're afraid of that, how can you be a monster if you're so cowardly?" I first expressed my contempt for the unicorn snake, "Let me tell you something, do you know where all the ghosts on this street have gone?" ”
"There's no ghost on this street." The unicorn snake shook its head and said, "With Master Liu here, which ghost who doesn't have long eyes dares to run to die?" There are only ghosts on the streets where there are no mages. Generally speaking, the landlords with the most ghosts are schools, hospitals, and cemeteries, and you want to find ghosts to go to those places. ”
I just don't understand, "Why are there so many ghosts in school?" ”
"Because the school is messy and people generally can't get in." The unicorn said, "What should I do if a guy like a mage who engages in feudal superstition activities goes into the school and brings bad students?" The mage will not go to the school to find himself bored, anyway, the place in the school, there are many young people, and it is the place where the yang energy is the heaviest, even if there are ghosts, there are grievances to repay grievances, and it is impossible to toss the big storm. ”
It makes sense, and there's nothing wrong with it.
If this is to let the black-faced god know that there is a mage who claims to be able to catch ghosts and exorcise evil spirits into the school, and beat it out in minutes, swallow, our teacher is so materialistic in the school, all demons, monsters, ghosts, ghosts, snakes, and gods are all overturned!
It's a problem, there's no ghost here, I'm going to ask where the big wave is going.
I was in trouble, when I heard the unicorn ask, "What are you doing in this street?" ”
I replied, "I want to inquire about individuals." ”
The unicorn didn't ask me why I didn't ask someone during the day and had to come to the ghost at night to inquire about it, but said, "Ask me who you want to ask, there is no one on this street that I don't know." ”
I looked at it suspiciously and said, "You are chained to this plaque every day, and you can still know the whole street?" Do you have ears to listen to the streets all day? ”
"I lie here every day, and people who come and go say a sentence and a half, and if you listen to it a lot, you can know almost everything when you get together." The unicorn snake said impatiently, "I don't know, you just ask." ”
It makes sense, but after I asked, will it talk nonsense to Liu Daozi?
I was thinking about it, but I heard the unicorn snake say, "However, I have one condition. ”
I said, "I don't know if you really know, so you just ask for benefits and don't agree!" ”
The unicorn snake said: "It's not about benefits, it's about a request, you can't tell Master Liu that I can speak human words." ”
Yo, Old Man Liu really didn't know that he could speak human words.
I couldn't help but raise my eyebrows, "Didn't he raise you?" Why are you afraid to let him know that you can speak human words? ”
The unicorn snake said, "I didn't raise it." I was raised by his master. Old man Liu is poor and crazy, he wants to find a chance to squeeze into the circle of upper-level mages, if he knows that I can speak, he will definitely take me out to show off, he doesn't know what my situation is, this show will definitely be someone to rob me, with his little ability, he can't protect me at all. I don't want to be robbed of it by the evil mage. ”
I couldn't help laughing and said, "You're not afraid that I will refine you?" Dare you talk to me? I was going to stew you just now. ”
"You're not that kind of person, I can see a lot of people, and I can see at a glance that you are a kind-hearted person." The unicorn snake shook his head and said, "A person like you, no matter how low the lower limit is, is higher than the upper limit of the evil mage. ”
Why does this sound so awkward, does it praise me or hurt me?
However, after thinking about it again, since it doesn't want Old Man Liu to know that it can speak human words, it naturally won't tell Old Man Liu about tonight's events, isn't it just what I want?
I said, "There's an antique shop called Treasure Pavilion over there, and there's a female clerk with a big wavy curly hairstyle, do you know her?" ”
"Oh, the big wave of the Treasure Pavilion, her name is Wang Shuwen, she is two years old Chinese New Year's Eve today, she just divorced last year, she has no children, and the boss of the Treasure Pavilion is a cousin, but there is still a little unclear relationship, although she is nominally a clerk, but in fact she is half the boss, and she is in charge of the daily operation, and the valuable things have the eyes of the experts who are invited. Well, she usually likes to wear ***, and there is a takeaway guy who specializes in delivering this piece, and I have seen it twice when I send it twice. Also, she ......"
Damn, it really knows everything.
A snake is still so gossipy, this monster is very unreliable, okay?
I quickly interrupted it, "Alright, alright, needless to say, do you know where she lives?" ”
"The newly built French-style Vallenna town community in the west knows, her cousin bought her a villa there No. 678, I heard that her cousin is 135 live at home, 246 live in her, Sunday rest to go out to hunt wild food, the favorite is to go to Haicheng, there are many universities, park the car at the school gate, put a bottle of drink on the roof of the car, you can catch college students, young, good quality, let go, willing to spend money to fly is not impossible......"
Damn, as a female snake, are you like advertising a pheasant?
I didn't talk nonsense with it anymore, I turned around and wanted to leave, but after taking two steps, I remembered something, turned my head and asked, "Do you know if there are ghosts around here?" The closer the better, I'm in a hurry. ”
The unicorn snake shook his head and said: "I can't say for sure, I heard that there is an idle small building in the middle of Xiuchun Street behind, which was originally an office building of a company, after the company went bankrupt, this building was fined and confiscated, and it was auctioned for judicial auction, but it has not been auctioned out for many years, and it is empty." This house is unpopular when it is empty, and if it is unpopular, it is easy to be haunted, saying that it is haunted at night, and it is quite noisy......"
Damn, there's so much nonsense, I really can't see that this snake is still a chatter!
I didn't have time to listen to it, and before it finished speaking, I couldn't wait to go straight to Xiuchun Street.