Chapter 420: Several major gifts from the Black Mountain bandits
Black Mountain Cottage.
"General! We have completely controlled the Black Mountain Cottage, and the soldiers are ready and ready to stand by at any time! A soldier ran up to the commander of the Flying Attack Army and reported.
The lord nodded, "Before I came, the commander told me to be careful of the Black Mountain bandits, they are not only outlaws, but also quite military rules. Now it seems...... That's it. Everyone is ready to ......"
Before he finished speaking, a piercing whistle suddenly sounded in the air in the direction of Shiji City, and randomly, some small and almost invisible red light spread out there, which was exactly the signal that Yang Jin asked Yuan Fan to help tell Ling Zhihan and let her send in the east of the city after Ling Su left Shiji City!
Seeing this signal, the corners of the Flying Attack Army's mouth curled slightly, and he said loudly: "Brothers! Let's go! Take the stone chicken city directly! ”
Several generals clasped their fists and took orders, and each went down to arrange.
In just a few minutes, the originally quiet cottage was like a machine with a full tank of oil, running quickly. And among the busy southern soldiers, an inconspicuous figure—even a figure that everyone was avoiding—also laughed secretly like the commander of the Flying Attack Army.
"Hehe, but that's it? If all my Montenegrin bandits stay, your little army will not be enough for the grandfathers to stuff their teeth! ”
If the commander of the Flying Attack Army can see the expression of the fifth child at this time, his heart will definitely tremble, and the fifth will look at the Flying Attack Army, his eyes are not like looking at an iron army, but like looking at a group of ignorant people who are going to die!
The Black Mountain Cottage opened to the gate on the west side, and the pioneer battalion of the Flying Attack Army rushed out one yard ahead. But before they could rush too far, a cloud of green smoke suddenly rose from the woods in front of them, and the sound of explosions was heard in the woods on both sides.
"Beware of ambushes! Back off! Enter the cottage and find out the enemy! "The commander of the Flying Attack Army is quite calm, if there is really an ambush in this wood, then the enemy is dark and clear, and he must not attack rashly.
The soldiers of the pioneer battalion were fearless, and they went around and returned to the cottage.
"Hurry up and find out!"
As soon as the outpost came out of the camp, the commander of the flying attack army suddenly felt a sharp pain in his stomach, he endured it for a few seconds, his stomach churned, and then a burst of turbid air "exhaled" out.
It is said that the commander of the first army will fart at this time, which is always bad, because it will feel a little frightened by the enemy's ambush.
But soon the general found himself worried, because in this big cottage, everyone from him down had an unbearable expression.
In just a few breaths, as the soldiers' sphincter muscles could no longer be tensed, the sound of "fart" continued to sound in all corners of Dazhai.
At this time, Lao Wu had already run from a secret passage to the outside of the cottage, and he saw the scene inside the cottage from a distance in the tree, showing a smug smile.
"Hehe, all the laxatives in the cottage have been put in the well for you to drink, if you can still stand up and go out of the village, won't it weaken our ability?"
In the cottage, seeing such a scene, even the most stupid people can see that they have fallen for the trick, but the commander of the Ren Fei Attack Army can't figure out what reason the gang of sub-mountain bandits in the Black Mountain Village want to design to harm them. Or is this laxative made by the military of an enemy country? Their plan has long been seen through, and the Montenegrin bandits have also been bought by the government?
"Quickly report back to the Chinese army, please follow the military doctor to prepare an antidote! At the same time, report back to the marshal, please send a raider army to support! "The lord will give an order, and the soldier who gave the order is carrying in his crotch, and he has to quickly pass the news back.
And because the thatched toilets in the cottage are really not enough, the army is full of big men, so they don't care about those, and the soldiers have untied their belts and made it convenient everywhere.
The commander of the Flying Attack Army wanted to scold: What kind of system is this! Do you want military discipline?
But his mouth was only slightly open, and there was a strong tumbling in his belly.
After carefully thinking about which is more unseemly as soon as the pants are taken off and squatting on the spot or the pants not taking off the crotch and shit, the flying attack general crooked his mouth, and finally gave in to fate, untied his trouser belt in three or two times, regardless of his damn military discipline, the living can't be suffocated to death by shit!
"Alas! It's a pity that our Dazhai has become a dung pit for these people! The fifth in the tree shook his head, "Of course, it's not over yet......"
The messenger who stumbled all the way away ignored it for the time being, Lao Wu jumped off the tree and clapped his hands, next is Lao Tzu's time!
He quickly touched the outside of the village, perhaps dealing with this smell all year round, and at this time, in the face of the stench in the black mountain village, the fifth child did not frown. Maybe there was a reason for Eda to keep him behind, if it was someone else, they were really not sure if they still had the courage to get close to the Black Mountain Cottage at this time.
He untied an inconspicuous knot tied with thread on the outside of the stockade, and pulled hard.
"Whoosh!"
With Lao Wu's movements, the sound of breaking the sky suddenly sounded in the cottage, and almost at the same time, the screams of the soldiers of the Flying Attack Army also came out.
These soldiers who were squatting on the ground and enjoying themselves never imagined that the laxative that could make them pull out of water would be the first attack!
They didn't even expect that the pillars in the cottage, which looked like supporting the beams of the house, actually hid mechanisms, and the crossbow arrows shot from them began to harvest their lives like the call of hell.
Just in the first round of volleys, many soldiers fell on the filth they had just excreted.
Suffering only minor injuries and a quick reflex, the soldier quickly picked up something that could protect him, and before he had time to lift his pants, he retreated into the house.
"I knew you would hide in the house, just what I wanted......" Lao Wu laughed evilly, lit the fire letter at hand, and sneered at the sound of the fire letter, and quickly withdrew into the distance.
"Bang!"
"Boom!"
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The Yan family's team went out of the city and went all the way to Wen County.
As soon as he reached Wulipo, he heard a sudden whistle in the woods behind, and then a large group of people rushed out, it was E Dali with 900 mountain bandits!
Where has the team seen this kind of posture? Although the Yan family has some warriors, they are too far behind the Black Mountain bandits in terms of quantity and quality.
These bandits howled and galloped all the way, and as long as you dare to face them, you are their enemy. At least he was kicked to the ground, or he had to accept a head-on knife directly.
Soon, Yan Yunhai, who was in a hurry to pick up the bride, found out in despair that his team to welcome his relatives had been "wiped out", and he who was lucky enough to think that the mountain bandits only came for money, and he had to admit that the goal of this group of mountain bandits was himself, no, to be precise, his own bride!
Yuan Fan rushed out with the mountain bandits, but naturally he didn't hurt anyone, and he also took the time to save a few Yan family members who were almost killed by the mountain bandits.
It was the first time he had seen this kind of cold weapon confrontation with real knives and guns, and it would be good to be able to stay sober. He had just saved a family member, and when he looked up, he saw that the battle had come to an end, and E Dali's big ring knife at this time was being raised on Yan Yunhai's head!