Chapter Twenty-Seven: Pulling the Queue
As soon as his body fell, more than a dozen hungry people rushed up, using both fists and feet, and beat him with a fat meal!
Kuanzi looked at it and said, "This time this fat Zhixian is afraid that he won't be able to survive!" ”
Sure enough, I heard an old man on the first floor shouting: "Oh, you must not beat him to death!" Beating and killing the court officials, the whole family will lose their heads! ”
At this time, I heard only one person say: "Oh, no, he seems to be dead!" ”
I heard another person say, "Death is death!" This kind of dog officer should have been killed a long time ago! Now we are dead, and if we don't, we are dead! Why not just do it the other way around! ”
Yi An listened and said, "Not bad! This big brother is right! Princes and generals, rather have a kind! Now that the government is forcing the people to rebel, we have to rebel! Back then, Han Gaozu, Ming Taizong, which one did not ascend to the position of the Ninth Five-Year Plan by a cloth cloth! If they can do it, why can't we! What's more, this time God has sent two vice presidents to help us, so why should we worry about something big not happening! ”
As soon as the hungry people heard that the adjutant general from heaven had descended to earth, they all talked about it for a moment.
Mr. Yi An walked up to me and Kuanzi and said, "Both, please follow me!" ”
Kuanzi and I had no choice but to follow Mr. Yi An to the front of the stage. Mr. Yi An said, "These two are the two generals sent by heaven to help us!" This is General Liang, this is General Pan! Ladies and gentlemen, with these two generals of the Celestial Empire, we will definitely be able to achieve great things this time! ”
As he spoke, he knelt down and kowtowed to us three times!
Hiroko and I were stunned for a moment!
When the hungry people saw that Mr. Yi An was kneeling, they all knelt down.
I hurried over to help Na Yi'an up, only to hear Mr. Na Yi'an say: "Now that the people are in dire straits, since God has sent two generals down, please ask the two generals to lead us to do the right thing for heaven to save the world!" If the two generals refuse to agree, Yi will not be able to kneel for a long time! “
When the hungry people heard this, they also shouted: "Do the right thing for heaven and save the common people!" ”
As soon as I saw this situation, Yi'an insisted on pulling us into the fire pit! If I don't agree now, I don't know what bad tricks he will have to use against me and Kuanzi behind his back!
I hurriedly said, "It's right, I promise you!" ”
Yi An and the hungry people stood up!
I only heard Yi An say: "Then please say a few words to the two of you!" ”
Kuanzi couldn't bear it for a long time when he heard it, and said, "Okay, then I'll tell you a few words." Dear compatriots of the toiling masses, dear comrades-in-arms, colleagues of the proletariat, I am very happy to be here with you today! In my opinion, the conference was a great success! Mr. Yi An also said just now, those landlord class, those who are officials, are they now gold, silver, jewelry, houses, women, all brought out of their mother's womb? No, where did that come from? Created by our proletariat, of course! What they eat, what they wear, what they use, that is not something we created. We have been exploited and oppressed by them for a long time! We have to offer them the best fruits of our labor! And we are not even a dog in their eyes! Now that Counselor Pan and I are here, this situation must change! As loyal adherents of the proletariat, we must not allow oppression and exploitation to happen right under our noses! We're going to get back what is rightfully ours! If you don't understand what I said above, then it doesn't matter, you just need to remember the following sentence, the program of our action this time is: grab money, grab food, grab women! Okay, that's all for it, thank you! ”
As soon as Kuanzi finished speaking, these hungry people applauded enthusiastically, regardless of whether they understood it or not. As soon as I saw Kuanzi's triumphant appearance, I hurriedly said, "Commander Liang, if you can laugh now, laugh quickly, we will both cry in the future!" ”
Kuanzi said: "I said Staff Officer Pan, why are you so pessimistic and discouraged!" I see that you are unacceptable in this kind of capitulationism, and you see, the enthusiasm of the people is very high! ”
I almost vomited blood when I heard it. Rebellion is not just a matter of enthusiasm alone. With our current manpower and material resources, the Qing army only needs to come to a regular battalion to wipe us out! Rebellion in the Qing Dynasty is a crime of extermination, and when the time comes, it will be too late to regret it when you go to the guillotine.
Hiroko listened to my analysis, and his heart was also pang, he thought for a while and said, "It's okay, let's see the situation!" If it really doesn't work, the two of us will smear oil on the soles of our feet and slip away! It's a big deal, a new Long March! ”
I thought about it for a moment, and I could only smile bitterly. A powerful character like Mr. Yi An, anything that might make you want to slip away! But it's useless to talk too much at the moment, you can only take one step at a time.
At this time, I only heard Mr. Yi An say: "With two gods who will help, I believe we will succeed." I think everyone should eat and drink at this point, and it's time for us to get down to business! ”
Immediately, Mr. Yi An took two of his subordinates to gather the Cong people together, and picked out the old, weak, sick and disabled from the Cong hungry people, about 100 people. The remaining 300 people were divided into three squads, each with a pawn commander, and Mr. Yi An appointed himself as the commander of the army and commanded the overall situation.
After the assignment was completed, Mr. Yi An immediately summoned the commanders of each team, only to see him take out a topographic map and say, "This map is the topographic map of this county." Where we are now, the terrain is remote, and there are few outsiders who usually come and go. Therefore, as long as we don't disclose the news, we will have several months to recruit and train soldiers. At that time, even if the officers and soldiers come to suppress it, we will definitely be able to deal with them with the terrain here. When the world changes, we can attack and join the army! ”
When Cong people heard this, they asked, "Where did the army come from?" Could it be that there are still people who want to make trouble! ”
Mr. Yi An smiled mysteriously and said, "Do you think that with a few hundred of our people, we can fight against the imperial court!" Although I, Yi'an, am not afraid of death, I will not be so confused that I will let everyone die in vain! In short, as long as we can stick here for half a year, the world will definitely change greatly, and then it will be the time for you and me to show our talents! At present, all the squads are listening to my orders, one team, you immediately lead people to seal all the intersections in the town, and outsiders will all tell them to take a detour, and no residents of the town will be allowed to go out. If anyone has any doubts, you can say that there is a plague in this town, and this is done on the orders of the imperial court! Team 2, you immediately select 50 loyal and reliable people, put on makeup and go to the surrounding towns, and secretly meet with other hungry people who have been scattered in the surrounding area, so that they can come to participate in this grand event! Don't talk to them, don't talk about our incident, just tell them that Yi Langzhong invited them to the town to get together. If you don't want to come, don't force it! Third team, you immediately lead the rest of your team and the rest of the second team to attack Wei Fu! Be sure to take it before dawn! In addition, all the homes of rich businessmen and tyrants in this town will be captured and guarded by troops, and all the people in their families are not allowed to go out at will! If you understand, you can move now! ”
When the three captains heard this, they acted separately according to Mr. Yi'an's orders.
Kuanzi saw the three teams of people sorting out their weapons on the side, in fact, in a hurry, some of these weapons were hoes, some were wooden sticks, and some simply didn't bring anything, and they wanted to go into battle with their bare hands.
These hungry people are usually peasant peddlers, but now they suddenly want to revolt and become soldiers, and they are instantly uncomfortable.
Kuanzi watched from the side, and he couldn't stand it, so he walked over, called the commander of the third team to your side and said, "You stand on the side, I will personally lead the team in this attack on Wei Mansion." Listen to it all for me, stand upright! ”
Kuanzi is worthy of coming out of the army, and in more than half an hour, he put this team in order. I only heard Kuanzi say: "I ask you, if the meal tonight is delicious!" ”
"Delicious!" The soldiers of the third squad replied in unison.
"Do you want to eat it yet?"
"If you want to eat, follow me to fight the local tyrants! Some of the local tyrants have silver, some are delicious, and some are delicious. If you don't want to go, you can quit now, and I won't force it. If you want to follow, you will stay there but you are greedy for life and afraid of death, and you don't dare to come forward, and you blame me for Commander Liang's ruthlessness! Alright, grab your stuff and go! ”
Under Kuanzi's order, the third team walked out of the restaurant with pride.
When Kuanzi saw that I was still hanging on the side, he said, "Staff Officer Pan, what kind of flute is it?" Let's go! ”
I came back to my senses at this time, and the posture of Kuanzi just now was really a bit like a general commanding a million-strong army.
I hurriedly followed and said, "You don't fucking want to stay here and fight the country!" ”
Hiroko looked at me in confusion and said, "Let's take a look!" ”
As soon as I heard him say this, I felt that it was seriously unreliable! If he does decide to stay, then what am I going to do? Can't go back to modern times? What about Tie Ying? Am I still going to find her?