The hero is sad to pass the beauty pass, the enemy is so murderous since ancient times, no matter how gorgeous you are, once you are silent in the world of the young lady, no matter how shiny the character is, he will bend his waist under the two long legs!

Obviously, Jun Niansheng in front of him is such a guy, a martial arts master, the champion of the imperial examination, but he was stunned in front of his beloved woman. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

Therefore, this guy was sent to the door, and Poplar felt sorry for himself if he didn't take him to the crooked road!

With a light cough, Bai Yang looked at the night sky with a lonely expression on his face and said: "On coaxing women (on fooling people), I'm afraid there are few people in this world who can compare to me!" ”

Holding half a jar of wine, Jun Niansheng looked at the poplar dumbfounded, in his eyes, the image of the poplar at this time suddenly became taller, it was almost a mountain to look up, and the posture of standing at the peak of a certain field made him feel extremely small.

Subconsciously, he put down the wine jar and cautiously said to Bai Yang: "Please also ask Brother Bai to teach!" You don't know, I'm worried to death during this time, if you can teach me two tricks, my little brother is grateful! ”

See, for the sake of the young lady, Jun Niansheng doesn't want this guy to be disciplined, the grandson of the prime minister, the martial arts master, the champion of the imperial examination, and he calls himself a younger brother when he surrenders himself......

Sure enough, a single dog can ignore anything, regardless of borders or even places!

"For the sake of Brother Jun's sincere attitude, I will pass on a trick to you," Bai Yang felt that he had pretended to be enough, and said with a stunned face as if I was moved by you.

"Listen up" Jun Niansheng nodded, and almost took a small notebook out.

With a mysterious smile, Bai Yang didn't say anything tirade at the first time, but turned his head to look at the room in front of him and said, "Brother Jun, what do you think it is?" ”

"Uh, the house? Does this have anything to do with what we're talking about? Jun Niansheng didn't understand, but in his mind, he launched his IQ of two hundred and five to think quickly, what is the secret connection in this?

No matter how high his IQ is, it is impossible to keep up with the rhythm of Poplar, how can you figure out the unreliability of Poplar?

I only heard Poplar say: "I'm not talking about the house, I'm talking about the house"

"Up in the house? Sky? Jun Niansheng looked confused, why did he get farther and farther?

Bai Yang turned his head, looked at Jun Niansheng with an expression on his face that you can give up treatment, and said, "Forget it, don't guess, I'm talking about the tiles on the roof."

Jun Niansheng already had mosquito coils in his eyes, and asked like two fools: "Tiles?" What do you mean? ”

Taking a deep breath, Bai Yang's face crackled with an expression that although I was playing the piano to the cow, I didn't care about you: "Brother Jun, in our hometown, there is a saying that a creature like a woman, if you don't beat her for three days, you dare to go to the house to expose the tiles, to put it bluntly, it is not cleaned up, the more you get used to her, the more energetic you are, so when dealing with women, you have to take a tough posture, release the masculinity of men, suppress her, ravage her, and train her...... Ahem, it's far away, back to business, in short, human nature worships the strong, as long as you take a tough posture, let women feel their own weakness, and be convinced by you, in that way, it's not that you're crazy, I'm stupid, you're a tree, I'm a vine, lingering to the end of the world...... Understand? ”

Let's ...... The wine jar in Jun Niansheng's hand fell to the ground and shattered, and his head was blank after listening to the poplar crackling.

People worship the strong, which seems to be true, during this period of time, I seem to be too obedient to Sister Caiyue, so she is getting more and more energetic, it seems that this is really the case......

Combining his reality with Baiyang's theory, the more he thought about it, the more right he became, and he couldn't help but have a doubt in his heart, could it be that he was too obedient to the other party during this time, so Sister Caiyue kicked her nose in the face?

Bai Yang looked at Jun Niansheng's expression, and almost laughed in his heart, in the face of love, not only women's IQ has declined, but men can directly become stupid, see it, how smart this Jun Niansheng is, I was fooled and lame!

Striking while the iron is hot, Poplar bewitched: "So, you have to be cold, don't be too obedient to her, there is affection between you, and you can even alienate her when necessary, so that she will feel the gains and losses, women are strange creatures, the more you are estranged, the more curious and flustered she becomes, and she will wonder if you don't love her, do you have a dog outside...... Oh no, someone, wait, will go to the cranky thinking and some nonsense, so that a heart is occupied by you, and then you go the other way, a little closer, and she still doesn't obey you? ”

Knock, Jun Niansheng swallowed his saliva and sighed: "Brother Bai, is this really okay?" Although I read a lot, I don't get much from books, so don't lie to me."

"Why am I lying to you, keep a hundred tried, you are a smart person, you have to grasp one of these degrees, it is absolutely feasible!" Poplar swears.

Hmph, with the identity and status of the ninth princess, if you do this, it will be strange for her to take care of you, Lao Tzu is an undercover member of the FFF group, breaking up a pair is a couple, what kind of person is hard to dismantle to hell, seeing a couple drifting apart is simply happy......

"So what am I going to do?" Jun Niansheng asked, at this time, he was already in a state of panic, and he was deeply studying the theory of Poplar, and felt that there was great wisdom in it.

Often the easiest way is the most effective, and sure enough, Brother Bai is a thousand times better than me in terms of women, I realize!

"What to do is your business, Chen Caiyue is not my girl, I will help you go to the bubble, you are so smart that you can definitely implement every detail, so, Brother Jun, take action, I am optimistic about you!" Poplar continued to bewitch.

Take action, I'm waiting for you to drink bitter wine with you after you break up, I will comfort you, and I will tell you when the time comes, brother, don't cry, stand up and masturbate, there is no grass at the end of the world......

Uh, am I too bad?

No, I'm testing the relationship between them, well, yes, that's right, that's it!

"Taught" Taking a deep breath, Jun Niansheng looked at Bai Yang and said, his heart was convinced.

Did I say anything? In fact, I didn't say anything crackling a lot, you just thought too much about yourself, Bai Yang laughed wildly in his heart, but his expression was deeply thoughtful and said: "Brother Jun, on the road of chasing the young lady, you still need to work hard, you don't dare to be taught, we are just discussing with each other, in fact, what I said is also lacking, and I need to improve it together with Brother Jun."

"It makes sense, there is no end to learning, Brother Bai, come, let's drink, and I will teach you such profound knowledge to me without reservation, you will be my confidant in the future, or we will worship him, right?" Jun Niansheng looked at Bai Yang's eyes and said.

Poplar was cold,, I'm just fooling you, but I don't want to bend you, die, and worship the handle, do you want to cut off the head of the chicken?

Shaking his head, Poplar said: "Everything is in the heart, in the wine, the form of things has fallen down, Brother Jun, you are in love, I drink!" ”

"It makes sense, it's me who is wrong, punish myself with an altar" Jun Niansheng shook his head and said with a look of me who was wrong, and said with a jar of wine.

Well, drinking, flickering and cripple again, and selling it and giving me the money, we ordinary people are really happy today......

When Bai Yang and Jun Niansheng were muttering and drinking, Chen Caiyue glanced at this side from time to time, don't look at her and ignore Jun Niansheng's love, in fact, she still cares about him very much.

Although the distance was not very far, Bai Yang and the two deliberately lowered their voices, and she couldn't hear the specifics, so she only hummed in her heart: "Jun Niansheng, this guy, is usually arrogant, but I didn't expect to get into a fight with the surname Bai for a while, it seems that this surname Bai is really unique, however, these two big men smiled evilly, and they didn't say anything good, so they have to let Brother Jun stay away from him in the future......"

The barbecue continued, Chen Caiyue made something to eat for the first time, it seemed very happy and novel, she had to try everything, and unconsciously got too much in the end, because she was happy, she gave more things to Bai Yangjun to eat raw, plus the four sisters of the kitten Bingqing Yujie carefully barbecued, and several people ate and drank around the big table.

Later, Poplar was happy to play, taught them to play boxing, and after getting familiar with the rules, they all went crazy, and even the ninth princess Chen Caiyue stepped on the chair and shouted five and six, living like a rough man, completely led by Poplar......

I don't know how long I ate and how much I drank, and I don't know how the poplar ended in the end, and I was dizzy and was helped back to rest by the kitten. As for Jun Niansheng Chen Caiyue and them, naturally there are maids to serve.

Spent the night without a word, in sleep.

God's face will change, no one can guess, the first day is still gloomy and as if it is going to rain, but the next day is a sunny and good weather.

The sun shone through the window lattice on the big bed in the room, and Poplar lay on his back and fell asleep, and the kitten wearing only a belly pocket and obscene pants was lying on Poplar, the sun shone on her, and the gourd-shaped snow-white body was glowing.

The kitten had woken up, lying on the poplar, the bulging chest was deformed, and a pair of beautiful eyes watched the poplar blink, and couldn't see enough.

The thigh slammed into something more rocky, the kitten glanced quietly, then looked at the sleeping poplar, blinked, his face was slightly red, and his body quietly slid down, then looked at the poplar who was still sleeping, bit his lip, and then lowered his head......

Poplar slept in a daze, only to feel as if he was soaking in a hot spring, and his whole body was comfortable, but his body trembled, and he almost soared, and then he woke up.

When I opened my eyes, I saw the kitten's panicked eyes, looking at each other, and time seemed to freeze.

The kitten's mouth was bulging, and when she saw Poplar looking at her, her eyes panicked, and she quickly waved her hand to put on a piece of clothing and ran to the bathroom in the compartment......

"This ......" Poplar scratched his head, looked at his 'brother', and then at the kitten in the bathroom, and understood.

"Good morning, cat," Poplar said to the bathroom.

"Poof...... Ah, don't say it, young master, I'm ...... I'll go get the young master ready to wash up......," the kitten said in a panic, as if vomiting something.

"It's all old husbands and wives, what are you ashamed of, and cats, remember to wake me up next time," Poplar said as he got up and dressed.

"Oh, young master, you still say, you're ashamed......"

The two laughed warmly at each other and got up, and after washing, the next person came to report that Jun Niansheng and Chen Caiyue were waiting for Bai Yang to prepare to leave in the living room......

(Happy May Day, the stone also wants to have a holiday, hey...... ）