Chapter 2: Who Am I: XII. The Wedding Night

The wedding of Lao Pao and Lao Ash took place in a hotel. They didn't hire a wedding company to do it, and all the work was done by their friends. Lao Pao didn't have many friends in Guangzhou, and he didn't send out invitations, and his guests only had two tables together, and they were all male guests. But these people know each other, so although there are not many people, the atmosphere is lively. But Lao Shen has a lot of friends, including her classmates in middle school and college, her current colleagues, and her comrades-in-arms when she was a soldier at the second table, and one table is full of female comrades-in-arms. These retired female soldiers are heroic and sassy, becoming a beautiful scenery at the wedding.

The wedding was presided over by Lao Ash's two comrades-in-arms, who were TV program hosts and comrades-in-arms of the army's art troupe when Lao Ash was a soldier. The old gray's bridesmaids are also her comrades-in-arms, and the bridesmaids are extremely arrogant, and they will tease the best man at every opportunity. The best man of the old cannon is Li Lili. Li Lili was a little unable to let go because he took Xiaoxiao with him, and he was obviously at a loss in the face of the constant difficulties of the bridesmaids.

Li Lili served as the best man, so he handed over Xiaoxiao to me to take care of. Looking at Li Lili's constant embarrassment, I said to the novel, "Look, has Li Lili become a good man now?" ”

The novel, "After he came back from Tibet, he did change a lot. I will also care about people and take care of people, otherwise, I wouldn't be with him! ”

I said, "I took Li Lili back to you so well, how can you thank me?" ”

Little pouted and said, "I don't know you yet?" If you don't want to be responsible, you can use others as cannon fodder! I said, "Not really." Because I am now a member of the party, I have received a lot of teachings from Dundun, and I have understood that I should bear hardships first and enjoy the morality of the last. Listen, if there is any good thing or any beauty, I have to pay attention to others first! ”

Novel, "You don't know the edges!" ”

I said, "How do you feel when you look at someone else's wedding now?" Are you also thinking about a bigger wedding? ”

The novel, "Whew! You curse me for a second marriage! ”

While talking, the bride and groom brought the best man and bridesmaids over to toast. Some people at the table protested, saying that the seating arrangement was too unreasonable, this table was full of handsome guys, and that table was full of beautiful women, and they didn't know how to even out handsome guys and beauties! Some people echoed and said yes, as the saying goes, men and women match, and they don't get drunk when they drink.

The bridesmaid said, "It's not too late to adjust." Otherwise, go back and let the beauties perform a show, and then you go up to toast and show your favor, and whoever you fancy is who? ”

A table of people applauded.

After the bride and groom toasted, the female comrades-in-arms of Lao Ash really took the stage collectively to perform the chorus "Wedding March". When I heard the lyrics they sang, I couldn't help but laugh dumbly. They sang:

Silly B

Let's get married

In the future, there will be no way to make handsome guys

……

Looking at a group of heroic girls, standing there neatly, singing in a serious and neat manner, everyone was so happy that they couldn't close their mouths.

After the song, someone went to toast with a wine glass. The girls demanded that the handsome guys must also perform a show, otherwise, they would never give up. The boys unanimously recommended Li Lili as a representative. Li Lili couldn't refuse, so he had to sing a song "I Am a Little Bird" by Zhao Chuan. Li Lili sang very seriously, devotedly, and sang very decently.

……

Every time it's the dead of night

I couldn't sleep all the time

I wonder if I'm the only one who hasn't gotten better tomorrow

What the future holds

Who knows

Whether happiness is just a legend

I'll never find it

But when I sang it later, I suddenly changed the lyrics. Li Lili sang very seriously and devotedly:

I'm a little bird

If you want to be big, but it's not a big deal......

The audience was in an uproar, and the old gray female comrades-in-arms swarmed up, and they didn't know where to get a bouquet of roses, one person and one branch, which was all over Li Lili's body. Even the bridesmaids were no exception, she put a rose on Li Lili's ear and said, "It's gone." You're hiding it! ”

Next, the female comrades-in-arms of Lao Gray showed what it means to be a woman who does not let her eyebrows go. These heroic girls, under the leadership of the bridesmaids, filled a table of handsome guys sitting in the office in the company in a moment and were overwhelmed and complained. Because I was sitting next to me, these girls didn't embarrass me, they just politely raised their glasses and smiled, which was regarded as a hello.

A boy greeted one of the girls with a drink, and the girl said to shake hands as a token of gratitude. As soon as the two shook hands, the girl straining, and the boy screamed in pain. The girl shook her head and said that she didn't want to be an old hen in the future, and she had to protect a chicken.

I know that over time, the relationship between me and Xiao Xiao will be revealed. As soon as the relationship between me and Xiaoxiao is revealed, I will definitely be besieged by these girls. Just as I was about to slip away, the bride came straight to me with her bridesmaids. I knew that Ash was not at ease, but at this time I couldn't avoid it, so I decided that no matter what tricks she played, I would take it down.

The bride and bridesmaids stopped when they walked up to me, and the bridesmaids turned to look at the bride and said, "That's what you're talking about?" Okay?! ”

I said, "This kind of thing, she doesn't count if she says it, she doesn't count if she says it, you only count it if you say it!" ”

The bridesmaid said, "It seems to be kind of interesting." As he spoke, he beckoned, and the girls swarmed again. I finally saw that this was all a conspiracy of Lao Ash, and she wanted her female comrades-in-arms who had drunk an astonishing amount of alcohol to put down all of Lao Pao's friends.

Seeing the female comrades-in-arms of Lao Gray scrambling with wine glasses, I said, "I can't spoil so many beauties together?" How about one by one? ”

The bride smiled, "If you have any tricks, the sisters will take it." ”

I said, "Well, let's play a game together." Li Lili and Lao Pao and I are against you and your female comrades-in-arms, we play dice cups, a glass of wine in front of one person, a large glass of liquor. At the beginning of the one-on-one, everyone plays, one loses, and the next person plays, until all the people on one side lose. Drink a few cups if you lose, and anyone on the losing side can drink it. ”

In the end, they are from military backgrounds, and these girls have bold personalities, but playing these intrigues and tricks are not as famous as me, Li Lili, and Lao Pao. They are completely hard-working, unlike us who cheat when it is critical, and use their little fingers to hook the dice as required to change the number of points before the cup opens. Soon, Li Lili and Lao Pao and I only symbolically drank a glass of wine by ourselves, and all the wine was wiped out cleanly and completely by the female comrades-in-arms of Lao Gray.

After the show, I didn't go to the cave house with me, and went home alone. Just as I was about to go to bed, Li Lili suddenly called. Li Lili said breathlessly on the phone, "Something happened!" ”