Syllable......

Hua Sanniang slapped the chopsticks on the table, and looked at Bai Yang without speaking. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

"What nerves do you have?"

Poplar asked curiously.

"Can you stop a bit?"

Hua Sanniang looked at Bai Yang with disdain and said

"You take care of me, I don't get in your way"

Poplar said with a roll of his eyes.

At this time, his hands were kneaded in Lin Qing'er and Lin Yu'er's clothes, and Hua Sanniang's unhappy performance not only did not make him restrain in the slightest, but became even more proud.

'Hmmm......'

Lin Qing'er Lin Yu'er's face was red, and she couldn't help but moan, and Poplar gently pinched the key point of their chests......

"Obscene, none of the men are good things, but it's the first time I've seen shamelessness to the point of you"

Hua Sanniang gritted her teeth and said.

"Thank you for the compliment, life must be happy, don't make the gold bottle empty to the moon, there are flowers that should be folded, don't wait for no flowers and empty branches, the beauty is in the arms, is it difficult for me to just watch? Then it's better to hold a vase, this person, maybe when he will die, why care about other people's eyes? Also, you seem to have a man, and a man doesn't have a good thing, Jie'er, feed me drink, good ......"

Bai Yang smiled shamelessly, and the last sentence was said to Lin Jie'er.

Lin Jie'er held the cup in her hand and put a glass of light blue wine to Bai Yang's lips.

"That's not how you feed it."

Poplar looked at Lin Jie'er's pretty face with a smile and said.

Lin Jie'er's face turned red, she was cramped for a moment, put the wine glass to her lips, drank it in one gulp, but didn't swallow it, lowered her head and kissed Bai Yang's lips and crossed the wine.

The red lips are warm, the wine is pleasant, the taste, the poplar is drunk before drinking, this is the fucking enjoyment of life......

Hua Sanniang looked at the poplar but was stunned for a moment, and didn't care about the picture that made people blush, and after a while, she shook her head and said very complicatedly:

"You are so strange, but you have said such a noble thing, who wrote the poems you read? Why haven't I heard of it? ”

"You don't believe me when I say it, do you?"

Poplar let go of Lin Jie'er's small mouth, looked at Hua Sanniang and smiled.

"You can't write such a poem!"

Hua Sanniang pouted.

I have a temper, although I really didn't do it, but I am upset if you say this, Bai Yang glared at Hua Sanniang and said:

"Then you tell me, if I hadn't done it, where else would you have heard of it?"

"Although I have never heard of it, it will definitely not be what you did, with your heart, you will never want to make such free and easy verses in your life"

Hua Sanniang despised again.

"It's like you know poetry very well"

Poplar was powerless to refute, pouting and changing the subject.

Look, no one is a fool, plagiarism or something, forget it, it's not that piece of material, people will see through you at a glance, and people won't believe it if you don't have the corresponding experience, and you will only be despised.

"I don't understand, but I listen a lot, and I can tell the difference"

Hua Sanniang said with a smile.

Poplar didn't bother to answer, I don't care about you, so I continued to tease/tease the quadruplets girl, only he knows the fun, Hua Sanniang's eyes don't care at all, Lao Tzu is specifically angry with you.

"If you didn't do it, who did it?"

Seeing that Bai Yang didn't speak and took care of herself, Hua Sanniang couldn't help but ask.

"It's a drunken maniac, and you don't know it"

Poplar said casually.

"You ......, hum, I think the person who can make such free and easy verses must be a suave man, I don't know if I will have the opportunity to meet him in this life"

Hua Sanniang said with some yearning.

Ma Dan, sure enough, the poetry pretend/forced bubble/girl is an invincible weapon, which can be called a little fresh killer, and this Hua Sanniang seems to be a little nymphomaniac.

Poplar muttered in his heart, looked at her and said with a smile:

"Actually, you can see him at any time, as long as you wipe your neck now, you can see it right away"

"I didn't expect the person who wrote such a poem to pass away, hey......"

Hua Sanniang was stunned for a moment, then sighed, picked up the wine jug on the side and poured it violently.

I'll go, do you want this? Poplar was directly dumbfounded, she was obviously sad and regretful!

"Come on, you, I'm done, isn't it time to go?"

No matter what Hua Sanniang's mood was, Bai Yang refused Lin Bing'er's mouthful of food and looked at her and said.

"Let's go"

Hua Sanniang stood up and replied with a little depression.

Sick, isn't it? Poplar was speechless.

After eating and drinking, several people left the private room, and the original twenty black-robed people were killed by the poplar pit, and the remaining thirteen were already waiting outside the door.

The group went downstairs and came to the lobby below, Shan Qiulin hadn't left yet, just when Poplar and they walked not far from him, he looked at Poplar in the crowd and asked with a smile:

"This brother, although I have no intention of eavesdropping, you don't seem to have taken me seriously, saying that you can kill me at any time?"

Hua Sanniang's face changed, and she looked at Shan Qiulin nervously, but she didn't expect that her angry words in the private room upstairs before were actually heard by him, and her heart was about to end......

"yes, I said, what's the problem? Also, it's rude to eavesdrop on someone else."

Bai Yang is a person who does not play cards according to common sense, and he hugged the two girls and looked at Shan Qiulin and admitted it directly, and even teased.

Dog, this guy can still hear what we're saying on the third floor while sitting in the noisy lobby? Are you fucking downwind ears?

Is it Liang Jingyu who gave you courage? If Hua Sanniang was an earthling, she would definitely say so.

"I have practiced martial arts since I was a child, and I have experienced countless battles, and in the territory of Aoki County, although I have experienced life and death dangers many times, I have never met anyone who can kill me, and you are the first person to say this kind of thing to me."

Shan Qiulin poured himself a glass of wine and drank it, looked at Bai Yang, and said calmly.

Hua Sanniang was so nervous that she was so nervous, this Shan Qiulin was not easy to mess with, and if she didn't pay attention to it, she would die, so she didn't dare to interject rashly, and motioned to Baiyang to go quickly with her eyes, but Baiyang didn't pay attention to her at all.

Shan Qiulin is just that, in this position, no matter how powerful he is, my brother teaches him to be a man every minute, is it so terrible? I'm nervous about you, hum, little smashing ......

"Since you've heard me, you should understand that she wants me to kill you, right? It's just that then she seems to be afraid of you, so she doesn't do it, and I am also very depressed."

Poplar shrugged and pointed to Hua Sanniang on the side and said, continue to dig a pit for her, threaten me to bring me, I can't kill you.

"You shut up for me"

Hua Sanniang's face changed greatly, cold sweat came down, she looked at Bai Yang and said in a deep voice, and always paid attention to Shan Qiulin's attitude.

Shan Qiulin didn't look at Hua Sanniang, but stared at the poplar for about a minute, and suddenly raised his glass to the poplar and smiled:

"To be honest, although your words are not good, but I can't hate them, plus the sentence from your mouth, 'Life must be happy, don't make the gold bottle empty to the moon, there are flowers and even folds should be folded, Don't wait for no flowers and empty branches', I won't care about you, originally I was leaving, but after listening to the verses you read before I stayed, life must be happy, time waits for no one, but reminded me to grasp the moment, there is something hidden in my heart for a long time, has been avoiding, but this time it seems that it is time to face, no matter what the result is, maybe there will be regrets, but will not regret, we will meet again in the future, when the time comes, I will look for you to drink, and finally I see you as if you are in trouble, do you need my help? ”

"I'm not in trouble, I'm not bothered, and then I'll listen to you, it's about women?"

Baiyang shook his head and said that he was fine, and it was Hua Sanniang who was in trouble. You got it reversed, and looked at Shan Qiulin with a playful look and asked.

"How do you know?"

Shan Qiu was stunned for a moment and said.

"Guess, look, you're so good, if it's an enemy's thing, you can settle the account with a sword, only a woman would make a chivalrous man like you entangled, am I right?"

Poplar laughed.

The so-called heroes are short of breath and have long children's love, and they didn't run away.

"Huh...... You don't understand."

Shan Qiulin said a little lonely.

"Look at you so entangled, I can't stand it, tell me what the situation is, I'll help you come up with ideas, if you don't make it, you can hold the beauty, first say okay, I'm going to charge"

Bai Yang was interested, let go of the two girls and sat swaggeringly opposite Shan Qiulin and asked with interest.

Hua Sanniang has the heart to eat poplar at this time, Shan Qiulin is so dangerous, you still come to him? Don't you think you're dying fast enough? Also, can you take care of your mother's feelings? I'm so careful, it's so exciting......

"Aren't you afraid that I will kill you with a sword?"

The corners of Shan Qiulin's mouth twitched and looked at Bai Yang and said speechlessly.

"Don't mention it if you say you want to kill me, don't say that you shouldn't kill me or not, you can't kill me, in this position, in fact, your life is already under my control, hurry up, tell me about your affairs, what's tangled, I'll give you an idea, declare again, I'm going to charge"

Poplar didn't care about the attitude of other people at all, and looked at Shan Qiulin and urged.

The hundreds of people in the entire inn hall looked at Bai Yang dumbfounded, this person has a sick head, anyway, aren't you and Shan Qiulin hostile? Why are you still sitting together? And is it really good for you to inquire about people's privacy like this? Aren't you afraid that people will kill you?

Shan Qiulin looked at Poplar and was super speechless, this kind of person who climbed up the pole was the first time he had encountered it, and he didn't know if it was because of Poplar's appetite or because of the poem that Poplar recited, he wanted to talk about it, so he glanced around with cold eyes.

"What's that, boss checkout, I have to go beforehand"

"Checkout, I'm busy"

Suddenly, the people in the entire lobby were cold, and they were very knowledgeable and walked away, slow for fear of being cut......

"We ...... I'm going to wait for you outside."

Hua Sanniang was stunned at first, then speechless, then gritted her teeth, and finally warned Poplar with her eyes not to play tricks, and depressedly left such a sentence and ran outside in a gloomy manner.

"Okay, now that everyone is gone, you can say it, you have to say important things three times, I have to charge for helping you sister"

In the empty lobby, Bai Yang looked at Shan Qiulin and said.

After being speechless for a moment, Shan Qiulin grunted a pot of wine, and then said with a face of vicissitudes:

"I have a little junior sister, half a yuan younger than me, originally we were all orphans, living in a village, when we were all three yuan old, the current master passed by our village, and took a fancy to me as an apprentice, originally I and my sister depended on each other, and she had no one to take care of me when I left, so I prayed that the master also accepted her, and then came to Aoki County, while following the master to practice martial arts, I also met the current senior brother......"

"I probably get it"

When Shan Qiulin said this, Bai Yang interrupted him and said.

"What do you understand?"

Shan Qiulin was stunned, I just started to say okay......

"Look, I'll give you an analysis, is it that your senior brother is very good, takes care of you in every way, and has good martial arts, and often helps and guides you, and then, your martial arts are much worse than him, so your little junior sister gradually sticks to him, thus alienating you, and then you practice martial arts silently, hoping that you will become strong to protect your little junior sister, but now you find that your little junior sister has almost no you in her eyes, and there is only your senior brother in a pair of eyes......"

Poplar squinted and smiled.

"How do you know?"

Shan Qiulin was dumbfounded.

How do I know? You're being dug into the wall.,You don't have to guess to know it.,It's all a routine.,It's all played like this in TV novels.,If you let things develop.,It's hard for you to be the protagonist's life in the future.,Eh,It's far away......

"Guess, that's not the point, the point is that you want your little sister to confess now, right? And no matter what the result is, can it be regarded as an explanation for yourself? ”

Poplar continued to ask.

"Yes, I want her to show her heart, no matter what the outcome, at least I want her to know that I have her in my heart all along"

Shan Qiulin smiled bitterly.

"Silly"

Bai Yang looked at Shan Qiulin with disdain and said.

"Why did Brother Tai say that?"

Shan Qiu asked.

"Let me tell you, you run like this to show your heart, this is forcing your little sister to make a choice, it is estimated that you have no chance, once she really makes a choice, you will wait to cry to death"

Poplar said with an expression on his face that I had already seen through everything.

"But what can I do? It's always hidden in my heart, and it's better to make a break than to make myself uncomfortable."

Shan Qiulin shook his head and said.

"If that's what you think, I guess you can only drink your little junior sister and your senior brother's wedding wine, let me ask you, do you want your little junior sister to throw into your arms?"

Poplar pouted and asked, well, he's about to start fooling around again......

"I want to, but it's impossible"

Shan Qiulin said with a lonely face.

"Nothing is impossible, of course, it is probably impossible for you, but don't you still have me?"

Poplar patted his chest and said.

"You?"

Shan Qiulin asked in amazement.

"Yes, I can let you get your little junior sister, first of all, I will charge, but what can you pay?"

Poplar said with a smile, like a big-tailed wolf.

Look, buddy has fooled another one in a few words, and he is about to take the bait.

"If you can make my sister fall in love with me, I can do anything"

Shan Qiulin gritted his teeth and said.

Look, this is a fool, a typical head can say anything when it's hot, but I like it, hehe......

"Your attitude is very good, I estimate that you can't get much out of your hands except for a body of force, and I don't embarrass you, you swear first, if I help you get your little junior sister, you have to promise to help me do three things, how about it?"

Poplar continued to flicker.

You can't say things like letting the other party become your subordinate, that's too much, this kind of person is arrogant, and if it's not good, it will backfire.

"Yes, I swear, if my sister falls in love with me with your help, I promise to help you do three things, if you violate this oath, the sky will thunder!"

Shan Qiulin thought about it, and finally couldn't resist the temptation/temptation and swore an oath.

Look, this is so special and lame by the poplar, the woman is a disaster, such a person who is coaxed by a bull fork is because a girl is carried in the hands of the poplar, sad and pitiful......

"Ahem, although I don't know your junior sister, I have three good strategies here, divided into upper, middle and lower, from simple to difficult, do you want a simple solution or a difficult point? Easy risky, difficult to secure but take time"

Poplar said with three fingers outstretched.

"What are the upper, middle and lower strategies? Can you elaborate on that? ”

Shan Qiulin looked at Bai Yang a little dumbfounded and asked, is there so much way to pursue a girl? How did I not know?

"You listen to me slowly give you ...... Speaking of which, let's talk about the next policy first, the most simple and direct, but the custody is effective, you only need to ask your little junior sister out alone, give him some medicine or stun or something, this depends on your own choice, and then you can go straight in, so what hehehe, in the end, are you afraid that your little junior sister will not follow you? ”

Poplar said with his chin raised.

"No, no, no, no, it's too inferior, how can I do this to my little sister, no, never."

After listening to Baiyang's strategy, Shan Qiulin's head shook like a rattle and hurriedly refused.

"I know no, I don't have a middle strategy and a good strategy, listen to me slowly, now let's talk about the middle policy, the previous next strategy is called attacking the body, easy to understand, right? Hey...... The middle strategy is called attacking the enemy, this is a little troublesome, the so-called non-toxic husband, in order to get the sister, for your own happiness, it doesn't matter the means, in view of your current situation, your senior brother is your enemy, you just need to kill him, your junior sister is yours......"

"No, although I like the little junior sister very much, but the senior brother is very good, how can I kill him"

Before Baiyang finished speaking, Shan Qiulin decisively interrupted and shook his head,

"Don't worry, listen to me slowly, it's not that I want you to kill your senior brother, I mean that your senior sister is not obsessed with your senior brother? You just have to find a way to make your little sister dislike him, such as stinking his reputation, it doesn't matter, right? For the sake of your sister, you let your senior brother suffer a loss, and make up for it later, specifically, I'll give you two examples, find a way to let your junior sister see the bad side of your senior brother, such as letting him look for flowers and ask the willow when your junior sister saw it, for example, let your junior sister see that your senior brother has abandoned it from the beginning to the end, etc., these are all operable, you can find your senior brother to drink, get drunk and give him anti-youth/Lou, give him a few sisters to be stuffed, and then let your little sister see without a trace, As long as you're not stupid, you should be able to handle this, right? Abandon this even more desperately, you find a green/building woman, remember to be strange, let your senior brother and your little sister be alone together, let the girl go to hug your senior brother's thigh and cry, saying that he was pregnant with his child but he didn't want anything, in short, it is to stink your senior brother, of course, in this process, you try to hide yourself, don't let your junior sister know that you did it, and you still have to elevate yourself without a trace, and even speak for your senior brother, this is called confusing the opponent, Then give some comfort when your junior sister is sad, and finally let your junior sister realize that your senior brother is a scumbag, and in the end, your junior sister has no choice, of course, I can only follow you, this is my middle strategy, no matter how many 'enemies' you have, you can use this method to get it"

Poplar crackled and said a lot, flickering, his mouth was dry, and he drank it violently when he picked up the teapot.

To be honest, it's a shame that Poplar's head was able to come up with such a way in such a short time......

Shan Qiulin was directly dumbfounded, why does this sister have so many ways? Lao Tzu has been living on a dog all these years, he deserves to be single, if he met Poplar earlier, why would he be depressed for so long?

"This method is good, I'm not stupid, for the sake of my sister, I can only grieve the senior brother, I'll start planning now, don't worry, promise to help you do three things, you can come to me at any time, I'm in Aoki County, you can just ask someone to know me"

Shan Qiulin's eyes lit up, and he stood up impatiently and was about to leave.

"What are you busy with, and you are not in a hurry for a while, so you don't want to hear the best advice?"

Bai Yang's words made Shan Qiulin stop, sat down from the new and looked at Bai Yang with burning eyes and asked:

"Then tell me what the best strategy is."

He accepted it, he really convinced it, the middle policy was already so hung and exploded, and the best policy didn't fly yet.

"The next strategy is to attack the body, and the middle strategy is to attack the enemy, this is the best strategy, it is called attacking the heart!"

Poplar squinted his eyes and said, almost taking a feather fan.

"Exactly?"

Shan Qiulin asked with a wink.

"The specifics are also very simple, the so-called things are man-made, the sky will not fall pie, you don't have my ability, it is impossible for a sister to automatically run into your arms, the so-called attack, is to get your sister's heart, how to do it, you have to start with small details, the so-called is afraid of pestering, you have nothing to do with your sister where to brush some sense of existence, send something small, care about something, but remember, you must point to the end, not too much, in this, don't have any idea of returning, just simply care, Warm men do this, over the years, little by little eroding her heart, and finally quietly her heart is occupied by you, of course, just this is not enough, you have to increase your own weight, such as improving your martial arts, so that you can give her a sense of security, you can also find a down-and-out scholar, let him write some poems for you, if you have nothing to do, read to your sister to play, show your talent, and then watch more touching stories, nothing to tell your sister, deceive her tears, etc., In short, it is to moisten things and silently occupy her heart, but these are not enough, and there is a fatal blow in the end! ”

At this point, Poplar stopped again, numb, thirsty, and wanted to drink......

"What is a fatal blow?"

Shan Qiulin asked with impatience in his dumbfounded eyes.

"The so-called fatal blow is divided into three stages, when you use the upper strategy, the middle strategy must also be performed together, and when the weight of your senior brother is very small in your junior sister's heart, you find an opportunity, and your junior sister is in danger at the same time, experience life and death, in the most dangerous time you stand up and use your life to protect her, this remember to play tear jerker, it is best to let her go quickly when you want to die or something, anyway, you do it yourself, remember not to really kill yourself, the so-called adversity sees the truth, life and death have true love, so that, Can your little sister's heart escape the palm of your hand? At this time, your junior sister is almost your person, and in the end, use the next strategy, she will not refuse to be half pushed and half pushed from you, be thick-skinned, don't be embarrassed, that's it, in short, it is to take down her body in one fell swoop, drive straight in, and go straight to Huanglong...... Ahem, what good thing is accomplished...... The upper, middle and lower strategies were carried out, and the sea, land and air were attacked in an all-round way...... Forehead...... In short, your little sister is yours! ”

After Bai Yang finished speaking in one breath, he breathed a long sigh of relief, I am so easy to fool a person......

“……”

Shan Qiulin was dizzy, looking at the poplar was no different from seeing God.

"Brother, I'm convinced, I didn't have the slightest hope for my sister to fall in love with me, but after your click, I found that it was too easy, I'm not stupid, I can do better with the method, you just wait for my good news, when the time comes, please drink the happy wine, I will never forget the great kindness"

For a long time, Shan Qiulin looked at Bai Yang and hugged his fists and said gratefully.

Where is this, where is this, Lao Tzu's bubble / girl, twelve, thirty-two, seventy-two, one hundred and eighty, and you have not yet used it, you will take it......

(The two chapters were sent together.,More than 6,600 words.,Because it's too long.,Especially the large paragraphs of dialogue are troublesome to modify.,So it's late.,Please forgive me.,Well.,About these three strategies, everyone is interested in experimenting by themselves.,How the stone is not responsible for the result) (To be continued.) )