This old man is not an ordinary person at first glance, we are superheroes now, and we should also get in touch with the world of Superman, so that we don't know anything when we bump into the dark in the future.

"Then disturb the uncle." I actually want to ask my friends to pretend to be forced, but when I think about it, we don't understand anything, and it's easy to be struck by lightning if it's too big, so let's honestly call it uncle.

This small shop, the outside looks small, and the inside is ...... It is smaller, a total of more than a dozen square looks, the four walls are the top of the ceiling of the big shelves, on which there are all kinds of tattered jars and bottles, there are porcelain and iron, not to mention, but also full of ash, at a glance is no one to manage.

Four large shelves swinged, and then there was a small counter, and one person stood reluctantly, and two of them couldn't turn around.

As soon as the old man entered the room, he went behind the counter, took a plastic stool from it and handed it to me, and said apologetically, "The humble house is cramped and cramped, and I ask for your forgiveness." ”

I felt so tired, put on a cute expression, looked at the old man and said very seriously: "Uncle, you speak so profoundly, I don't understand a little, can I understand it all the time?" ”

The old man looked like he was about to vomit blood, and he relieved his breath before saying, "The place is small, little brother, you will just take it." ”

"I'll understand. Your place is quite small, not only small but also dusty, you are very lazy when you look at the uncle, my mother said, this house, is a person's face, see if this person is diligent, as long as the house is clean......"

The old man's face was a little dark.

Hmph, let you just point at the unicorn snake and scold Huai!

The old man's luck was relieved, and he said: "I see that the little Taoist friend's face is tight, I don't know, cough cough, little brother, I haven't seen you before, are you from Xinxian County?" ”

This is to deal with me, I understand, it is said in the novel, this master meeting is the same as a gangster negotiation, you have to set up a chassis first.

"I'm from Xinxian, I haven't seen me before, because I usually don't come here when I have nothing to do. Uncle, you are so lazy, you must not usually wander around, besides, there are hundreds of thousands of people in our new county, do you know everyone? It's normal that you don't know me......"

The old man felt like he was about to vomit blood, picked up the teapot and sneered a few times before saying: "Little brother is really good at telling jokes, if you want to say that I can't know all the hundreds of thousands of people in Xinxian County, but there are more than 100 mages in the entire Xinxian County that I don't know, otherwise I can't sit still as the chairman of the Xinxian Mage Association, right?" ”

Yo, the New County Mage Association, the name sounds quite lofty, and there is such an organization.

I asked, "I heard the teacher say that social organizations must be registered with the Civil Affairs Bureau, and those who do not register are illegal organizations. ”

This is what the black-faced god just said last semester, because there was a student sorority association organization that ran the school to hook up with female students, and the school specially arranged a safety class to teach everyone.

The old man had an expression on his face that was about to vomit blood, in short, he was very entangled and entangled, "We are people who are outsiders, how can we register with the government of the mortal society?" ”

"Oh, that's an illegal organization. Uncle, it's not me who said, although I'm young, I also know that abiding by the law is a good person, you can't say that you are still a good person who violates the law every day. My dad said that as for this person, you have to be honest and behave, and you can't do those things that violate the law and discipline. You see that you are so old, and you still have an illegal organization...... Hey, you're not going to be a cult, are you? ”

"No, it's not a cult!" The old man's face was a little red, he picked up the teapot and snorted twice, "Forget it, forget it, it looks like you really don't understand, let's not talk about this, you don't usually come here, so what are you doing here today, do you want to buy something, sell something, or find someone?" Tell me, I can help, and you can save some time, right? ”

It's not interesting to talk to me, and I want to hear him talk about what this mage association is all about.

I thought about it, then I took out another gold coin and put it on the counter, "I want to sell a gold coin, can you show it?" ”

The old man jumped up with a flutter, startling me, "Uncle, slow down, don't flash your waist, how can you still be shocked at such an old age." ”

The old man ignored me this time, but stared at the gold coins on the counter, then took out a pair of gloves and put them on carefully, and then carefully took out the gold coins and looked at them over and over again in the sunlight.

I said, "Uncle, this glove is not yours." "Look at his sloppy appearance, such white gloves can't be his, if he is accurate, they will be black.

Hearing me say this, the old man's expression was a pang, he slowly put down the gold coin, and said solemnly: "Dao friendly eyesight, just now it was so hard to trick the old decay, since you shine the coin to the bottom, then the old decay can't help but continue!" After saying that, he put the teapot in his hand on the gold coin very slowly and solemnly, and then looked at me with blazing eyes.

And these things I don't understand!

What is he doing with that broken teapot to press my gold coins? That's a gold coin, worth more than 3,000, what if you crush the scum?

I quickly reached out and removed the teapot.

Yo, I really can't see it, the small teapot is quite weighty, just the strength of my punch to fly the dynamometer, I didn't move it at once, and I picked it up with a lot of strength.

I'm surprised, his small counter is the kind of old-fashioned wooden counter, I don't know how many years, crooked eyes are about to fall apart, so heavy a teapot put down, actually not collapsed, is there anything extraordinary about this counter?

I've got to take a good look!

I picked up the teapot in one hand and the gold coins in the other, and then bent down to take a closer look at the counter.

Well, the paint is gone, the wood is rotten, and the glass under the bottom is broken in two pieces.

I looked and looked, but I really didn't see anything famous, so I looked up and said, "Uncle, I'm afraid you're holding up this counter...... Hey, uncle, uncle, don't scare me, do you need me to call you 120? ”

Just looking down at the counter, the old man blushed as if he was about to drip blood, and he was panting heavily.

This is how it was when Lao Liu, the old man in our village, had a heart attack, and a few minutes passed, and it was useless for the ambulance to come.

This old man, you said that he has a bad heart, how good it is to stay at home honestly, what kind of nonsense is running out.

The old man said intermittently with difficulty: "Little, little Taoist friend, good, good means, old decay, old decay admit defeat, and please accept the supernatural powers." ”

Damn, what does he mean? Do you want to say that I caused him to have a heart attack? This is especially to touch porcelain, I have been watching similar news recently, what old man and old lady will slander people as soon as he falls, I can't imagine that he has not fallen and started to slander.

Do I look like a deceitful person, I grumpy? Believe it or not, I'm going to scare you to death tonight with a ghost!