Chapter 31 Pee out of a ghost

"Master, let's talk about the three of us advancing and retreating together! Why did you want to fly solo? ”

"Senior brother is right!"

Xiaohua echoed Liu Mang,

"Can you not talk like that, you are a zombie, not a sand monk, and the senior brother is right! Are you a monkey invited to tease? ”

Liu Mang felt a little sore when he heard Xiaohua's echo, who did you learn this classic line from? Could it be that Xiaohua has watched Journey to the West in the past two days?

"Shhh You see, this villa, the yin qi is even heavier than last time! We didn't do that last time! ”

Wu Fu's face was not very good,

Indeed, a stream of water vapor can be felt in the villa now, although I haven't seen a ghost, but the yin energy here has already condensed into a droplet-shaped, which shows how thick the yin energy here is.

"Master, it's so comfortable! The conditions here are very suitable for my cultivation."

Just when Wu Fu and Liu Mang felt very uncomfortable, Xiaohua said with a look of enjoyment,

"Xiaohua, are you saying that you can use the Yin Qi here to cultivate? But there is a bad atmosphere here, it won't make any difference, right? ”

"No, master, our zombie clan originally relied on the dark ability to cultivate, evil qi, yin qi is okay,"

"Well, after solving the problems here, if you want to stay and cultivate, you can stay here."

Wu Fu said to Xiaohua,

"Master...... I want to pee ......"

Liu Mang's weak voice sounded behind Wu Fu,

"Hold it, it's really lazy donkey grinding and urine!"

"No! I can't hold it back! ”

Liu Mang's face was anxious, he covered the bird under his crotch, clamped his legs, and walked around Wu Fu.

"Go!"

Wu Fu looked at Liu Mang's virtue, it was really a bit excessive, so he thought of the things on the plane, waiter, come to the toilet......

Liu Mang rubbed it out, the structure in the villa is quite familiar, I came here once last time, and I also went to the toilet, vaguely remembered the direction, ran to the bathroom and released the bird, the bird roared happily, and then turned into a water spray gun,

"Whoa"

I urinated for a few minutes, which shows how seriously Liu Mang is holding back, I ate salty things today, drank a lot of water, and finally my bladder is about to explode.

"Smack"

Liu Mang pressed the toilet and was about to leave, but as soon as he turned around and his pants were not lifted, he saw a person on the bathroom door behind him, no, it should be said that it was a ghost, only half of his head was left, pulled on his shoulders, a large number of blurred traces of flesh and blood on his body, and one leg was missing!

"Ahh

Liu Mang screamed in horror, and was about to grab the door, but the pants hadn't been lifted yet, and the pants fell directly after his hands were released.

"Ahh

This cry came from the ghost, and the ghost saw Liu Mang's expression frightened, and the whole person pounced, scaring the ghost almost away.

Liu Mang's scream made Wu Fu and Xiaohua hear, the two of them went straight to the bathroom in an instant, and when they opened the door, they saw Liu Mang's pants on his ankles, wearing only a pair of red underwear, and the whole person was lying on the bathroom floor.

Xiaohua hurriedly helped Liu Mang up, and coincidentally when Liu Mang stood up, a nosebleed dripped into Xiaohua's mouth.

Xiaohua stuck out her tongue and licked it.

The instant smell of human blood made Xiaohua enjoy it incomparably......

"Senior brother, I offended ......"

Xiaohua whispered to Liu Mang,

Liu Mang hadn't reacted from the panic, and heard Xiaohua say something inexplicably offended, and before she understood what was going on, Xiaohua hugged Liu Mang's head, stretched out her long tongue and licked Liu Mang, Liu Mang was dumbfounded, Xiaohua licked the blood on Liu Mang's face before letting go.

Liu Mang touched the saliva on his face in a daze, and the first thing he reacted to was to clench his fists.

"Bump"

A punch hit Xiaohua's eyes, Xiaohua suddenly became a panda eye, Xiaohua didn't dare to fight back first, and squatted directly on the ground and said:

"Senior brother, don't slap your face! I'll have to eat with my face in the future! ”

"I'll beat you to death pervert! I'll beat you to death! I'll beat you to death! Woo, my first kiss! It was taken away by your dead pervert who spent ten thousand bones."

Liu Mang smashed Xiaohua's body with punches and punches, and he didn't show mercy, but Liu Mang didn't have any sense of proportion, but he knew the strength of Xiaohua's body, even if Xiaohua let himself fight motionlessly, the strength of the pure flesh would not be a problem even if he beat Xiaohua for a day.

Wu Fu looked at the appearance of the two people and didn't stop it, anyway, it was just a joke, and there would be no other problems.

"Liu Mang, you take a break and then fight, what happened just now?"

Wu Fu still wants to ask what's going on.

"Master! Ghosts! ”

"You're a cultivator, why are you so afraid of ghosts?"

"Master, look"

After saying that, Liu Mang closed the door of the bathroom, and when Wu Fu came in just now, he opened the door of the bathroom, and now the ghost behind the door doesn't know if it's still there.

After opening the door, he found that the ghost was still there, and Wu Nu also gasped when he saw this image of the ghost, not because he was afraid, but because he felt that it was too miserable!

Looking at this appearance, it should be a suicide by jumping off a building, and the floor is definitely not low......

And the strength of this ghost ...... No, he can only be regarded as a geist, and the time of death is definitely not more than a month,

"Who are you?"

Wu Fu was very curious about how this spirit could be here!

The geist cried when he opened his mouth:

"Three help, help, I'm being chased by ghosts, and they're going to kill me!"

Wu Fu laughed when he heard this:

"Aren't you dead? How else are they going to kill you? ”

"I'm dead? I'm dead? No way! I'm not married! I still have parents to support at home! ”

The geist roared loudly when he heard that he was dead, clearly unable to accept this fact.

Wu Fu shook his head, and suddenly he thought of something.

"It's dead, you tell me, what happened to you, I can give you a superordinate, let you go to reincarnation."

"Ah...... I'm dead! ”

The ghosts are still dumbfounded!

Wu was helpless and asked him to walk through the bathroom door, and the ghost found that he could actually pass through the bathroom door instead of crashing into it, so he howled and cried.

After crying for a while, the ghost slowly recounted his experience.

It turned out that his name was Wang Mande, a native of Hubei, his hometown was in a mountain village, he came out to work alone, three years ago, Futukang reached a period of rapid development, and urgently needed a large number of factory workers, Wang Mande just came to this city, almost a week did not find a job, and the money in his pocket was almost spent, I heard that Futukang Group was recruiting, and rushed over, not for anything else, Futukang Group is for food and housing, no accidents, when expanding recruitment, Wang Mande was hired, and has been working hard for three years, Although he does not have a high education, he is down-to-earth and hardworking, and he has become the leader of a group, with more than a dozen people, and his salary has doubled.

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