"Congratulations to the user for winning the Monkey Gohan's calculation ability."

Pinch and calculate: Pinch your fingers to calculate, you can know the good and the bad.

"Wow! It's a great calculation. Zhizi was pleasantly surprised and said, "Brother Zuo, quickly calculate for me, can I win the lottery if I buy a lottery ticket tomorrow?" ”

Zuo Xiaoyou smiled and said: "I can only know the good and the bad, and I can't count the specific examples." After a pause, he pinched his fingers and counted them, and said, "Huh", and said, "I can't count it." ”

"What?" Tomoko was curious: "Can't count anything?" ”

Zuo Xiaoyou looked at Zhizi, pinched his fingers again, and frowned. Closed his eyes and pondered for a moment, thinking of Zhang Ayi and Zhang Acai in his mind, pinched his fingers again, and soon stretched his eyebrows and eyes, and smiled: "I see." ”

"Brother Zuo, what are you thinking?" Zhizi hugged Zuoxiao's right neck from behind, and said crookedly, "What happened just now?" ”

The big hand stroked Zhizi's cheek, and left and right smiled, "Zhizi, I want to congratulate you." ”

"Congratulations?" Tomoko was stunned: "Do I have anything to congratulate?" ”

"You have jumped out of the Three Realms and are not in the Five Elements, and your fate is completely controlled by yourself, shouldn't you congratulate you!" Zuo Xiaoyou smiled.

"Huh!?" Tomoko took two steps back in surprise, covered her mouth with her hands, and her eyes were wide open.

Left and right turned around, smiled and extended a thumbs up.

It's very cute, plus ten points.

For several days, Tomoko was in a daze, smirking from time to time, holding a machete and slashing indiscriminately. I don't know which psychiatric hospital she thought she was a patient from which she ran out.

Only Zuo Xiaoyou knew that she was knocked unconscious by a huge and sudden pie.

He was very envious of Tomoko.

Jumping out of the Three Realms and not being in the Five Elements, controlling your own destiny, is there anything more exciting than this?

In fact, Zuo Xiaoyou has also calculated for himself, but more than ninety percent of the parts are pitch black, and nothing can be calculated. Fortunately, there is still a little bit of something that can be calculated.

According to the calculation, this little bit should be a portrayal of his reality, and there is basically no major disaster. Correspondingly. He didn't have much luck in his life, he was basically an ordinary person's life.

It fits well with his life for the past 30 years.

So......

The left and right eyes flickered, implying an uncertain light.

……

On the weekend, Zuo Xiaoyou went to pick up Zhang Ayi and Zhang Acai from school. Because of the rejuvenation of youth, the left and right looks are full of the vitality of young people, and when the two sisters saw him, they were amazed.

"Brother, your complexion is much better." The two sisters were pleasantly surprised: "It's really much better." ”

It's also better-looking.

The two sisters were embarrassed to say this. Because Zuo Xiaoyou's facial features are no different from before, they don't know why they suddenly feel better than before? Maybe it's psychological!

"Yes." Zuo Xiaoyou smiled: "If you are well, your complexion will be better." Come on! ”

"Hmm." The two sisters handed over their school bags. Got in the back seat of the car.

Zuo Xiaoyou hung his schoolbag on the handlebars and asked, "How was school going this week?" ”

"It's good." Zhang Acai happily hugged Zuo Xiaoyou's waist and said, "Brother, our results for this week's quiz are out." ”

"Oh?" Zuo Xiaoyou smiled: "Seeing that you are so happy, you must have done well in the exam." ”

"It's okay!" Zhang Acai grinned and said, "My sister and I have both been admitted to the top 20. ”

"So powerful?" Zuo Xiaoyou was surprised and smiled: "You guys did a good job, I'm proud of you." ”

"Hee-hee." The sisters were happy and a little shy. For the first time, they were called pride and honor. It's a strange feeling, but it's also good.

In order to celebrate the good results of the two sisters, Zuo Xiaoyou did not take them home immediately, but went to KFC for a fast food.

The mood of the three of them was much better than the previous week. At that time, Zuo Xiaoyou was worried about the aging of his body. The pressure is increasing, and the two sisters are also affected by the left and the right, resulting in low interest. But they are all considerate and sensible good girls, who take the initiative to relieve pressure for the left and right. This allowed Zuo Xiaoyou to spend that relatively short and difficult time.

Now that everything has passed, Zuo Xiaoyou has been immortalized, and the two sisters' academic performance is getting better and better. Everything is moving in a good direction. Maybe this is the so-called one shun and one hundred shun.

Because of the delay at the fast food restaurant, when the three of them got home, it was already completely dark.

In fact, the two sisters were still a little worried when they came back, after all, the road conditions in Liangshan were too bad, it was not easy to walk during the day, and they couldn't see the road at night. Zuo Xiaoyou drove a motorcycle to walk on the mountain road at night, which is simply a fatal move.

Zuo Xiaoyou could also feel the worries of the two sisters along the way, so he took the initiative to tell some jokes with the two sisters along the way and talk about life at home and school. Gradually, the two sisters settled down and arrived home safely.

Able to walk safely on the mountain road at night, the left and the right rely on the ability of night vision.

Martial arts are as high as his level, day and night are no longer a problem, and even he can rely on the flow of wind and grass breath to automatically sense the surrounding environment, even if he closes his eyes, he can run around the world in a circle.

The lights in the Liangshan small residence were turned on, and although it was already dark and a little cold, the sisters still took out the clothes they had accumulated in the past week and washed them very well.

Zuo Xiaoyou also boiled a pot of hot water, moved out the wooden bath bucket, and waited for the two sisters to finish washing their clothes, so that they could take a good bath.

But after spending so much time in the Dragon Ball world, he forgot one thing.

Since last month, the two sisters have been bathing him before going to bed.

Seeing that the sisters began to help themselves undress, they were embarrassed...... Didn't refuse.

He felt more and more like a Japanese......

……

As the days passed, Zuo Xiaoyou thought that this was another monthly vacation that was no different from the past, but in the middle of the monthly vacation, a small crew shooting a movie walked into Liangshan.

This should be the debut of a new director who has just graduated, filming the 'nourishing' life of the earth emperor in the depths of the remote and backward mountains.

This can be seen from the actors who came with the group, the actor is a middle-aged man in his forties, and he is ...... How to say it! It's very distinctive, isn't it? The gangsterism of that body can't be concealed even if you wear clothes.

The actress is a beautiful girl in her twenties, who looks soft and weak, giving people a sense of cleanliness that has not gone through the world. Especially those big eyes, full of aura and very expressive.

The moment of seeing this actress. Left and right can be sure that if this girl can't become popular in the future, she will definitely be eliminated.

The reason is simple.

The girl's eyes are too aura, her figure and temperament are quite good, and her appearance is also excellent in the entertainment industry.

There are many dramas that this kind of girl can cross, and it is either the first female or the embryo of the second female. If all goes well, the girl's popularity is to be expected.

But why is there an ending of elimination? Just because Zuo Xiaoyou saw from her eyes that 'I would rather bend than bend'.

This is a girl who has her own bottom line of principles, and will never change her principles for any temptation~temptation. So if the girl encounters some unspoken rules in the future, she will definitely reject them.

It's great, but it's also easy to offend.

The people in the circle basically know each other. If you offend one person, you are likely to offend the whole circle. Then the people in the circle inquired and it was a newcomer.

Yes, he is also a 'dead ghost' who is not afraid of power, that is, an actor who may be popular, but 'dies' halfway.

There are too many people who want to enter the entertainment industry, and there are more than a million young men and women in the entertainment industry who do everything in order to get to the top.

But the cake is so big, and there are so many resources. Do you want to be on top...... How can you do it without paying enough price!

However, even if you pay an unbearable price, you may still be eliminated.

What a fucking circle.

has been drifting for more than ten years, and Zuo Xiaoyou has already seen through this. So after getting the watch. He decisively said goodbye to the past and came to live in seclusion in this cool mountain.

thought that his life here would always be peaceful, but he didn't expect that in just half a year, his life would be dealt with with the crew again.

Since it is the emperor of the mountain village. The emperor of the soil must have a good house, and in the end, he didn't know what was going on, so the director fell in love with Zuo Xiaoright, although it was not luxurious. But it's quite distinctive, and it's new enough for the house.

It is estimated that the latter is the main reason.

So the director took the crew and actors to visit Zuo Xiaoyou in person and put forward his request.

"You want to borrow my house for a movie?" In the living room, a tea and fruit plate was placed on the left and right, and a pot of hot tea was made. When the teacup was handed to the actress, Zuo Xiaoyou looked at it carefully.

This is really a very beautiful girl, with two long braids, and her eyes are like mountain elves who are eager to see the outside world, this kind of aura of eyes, Zuo Xiaoyou has only seen in two actresses.

One is Lin Qingxia and the other is Zhou Xun.

"Ahem!" The actress blushed a little when she was watched, and the actor next to her couldn't stand it anymore, and coughed heavily.

Zuo Xiaoyou looked at this actor who looked like a bandit again, pondered for a moment, turned his head and asked the director, "What kind of movie are you?" ”

The director's age is only twenty-six or seventeen years old, and he also confirmed that he is a student who has just graduated from the directing department of a film school, and he is currently shooting a micro-film, which is estimated to be only 20 minutes long and can be completed in about ten days.

"That's the case, I filmed a film about the life of the soil emperor in the mountain village, he bullied men and women, and did all kinds of evil, and then a newly graduated college student village official came to the village, and the village flower who was favored by the soil emperor had feelings for him, which caused the soil emperor to be dissatisfied, and he wanted to be strong in front of the college student village official~ Rape the village flower, but was killed by the college student village official."

After listening to the story, Zuo Xiaoyou will understand.

Tsk, it's another perverted story of six generations of directors.

The so-called six generations of directors are directors who specialize in filming directors who reflect China's ugly phenomena, and such directors can basically win many awards internationally, but they can't be released in China. Even if it is released, it will not get a good box office.

So there are many people who scold these sixth-generation directors for being a bunch of minions who make films for foreigners.

Zuo Xiaoyou has no opinion on these six generations of directors, although the box office is definitely not good, but most of the actors they selected have good follow-up development, such as Brother Xun, Baoqiang, Da Meiyuan, they have all been actors of six generations of directors.

So the actors who want to cooperate with the six generations of directors grab a lot of them, especially an actress, in order to cooperate with a sixth-generation director, she even did not hesitate to act in several passion scenes in the film.

Zuo Xiaoyou won't tell anyone that he has used this movie to solve several physiological problems...... (To be continued......)

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