Chapter 0042: Han Lu Temple, Who, When, and Where (I)
In the thick fog, Feng Baobao couldn't find Xu Zhaohua, and walked around aimlessly, walking and walking, and came to an unknown place.
In my ears, the military training horn of "one, two, three, four" appeared, which was very familiar.
Subsequently...... A flash of daylight appeared in front of me.
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That year, the afternoon sun lazily shone on the tree-lined paths, speckled golden petals bloomed from the gaps between the leaves, and the brilliant light burned the pedestrians on the road, and the tired sea of clouds looked unclothed.
The sky on the day of the start of Shen Tear's high school career was blue, it was still the first of September, and the sky was so clean that it was spotless, and there was not even a single cloud that blocked the view.
So, you can see further.
As far as the eye could see, in the slightly narrowed line of sight, two wild geese chasing each other crossed and broke away from the southbound team, looking a little aimless, or maybe panicked.
In short, the two wild geese were trying their best to fly higher and to the sky, but they were alone.
"Brother Meng, are you okay, today is my first day of school, you have been grinding for a long time, and you haven't packed up in advance, delaying me to report to school, but I can't spare you!"
Looking at the sky in a daze for a while, Shen tearfully rubbed his sour eyes and shouted at his neighbor, Meng Qingyuan, who was playing with his bare ass until he was older but one year older than himself, and his father's car parked outside the yard also honked its horn twice.
Shen Tear's father specially let the driver take a holiday today, personally sent his son to school, the Bentley car is particularly dazzling today, and the father's face is always full of pride in his son Jackie Chan, and the vicissitudes of life have left a deeper fold mark on his face.
Under the bright sun, my father sat in the Bentley car that was shining all over my body, which made people dizzy, and Shen Tear also showed a big smile to his father.
After getting into the car, my father started the car with a buzz, and Bentley got on the asphalt road, merging into the countless traffic and slowly moving forward, heading towards the imperial capital, which was coveted by countless students, and painted a beautiful ink painting in harmony with the morning sun.
The next thing is a little sad, because Shen Tear went out late, and today is the big day for all students to start school on September 1st, and the vehicles that pick up and drop off students on the road are endless, and the traffic is a little blocked.
Thereupon...... Shen Tears is late!
"Shen tears, I'll put down my things and go back to the middle school directly, take care of yourself at school." Meng Qingyuan walked and turned back lazily.
"Okay, don't be verbose, what else can I do, it's burning my ass when I'm late for school, I'll withdraw first-"
Finally found the door number of the class, Shen tear passed by the window and glanced inside, it seemed that the head teacher was still talking on the podium.
There was a pestle at the door for two or three seconds, and then Shen Xian took a deep breath and pushed open the door and shouted, "Report!" β
"Please come inβ"
A thick male voice came, and under the gaze of dozens of hot eyes in the class, Shen Tear walked in with his schoolbag on his back and closed the door, and explained to the head teacher: "Report to the teacher, I am a freshman Shen Tear, I am a little stuck in traffic on the road today, so I am late, I'm sorry." β
The head teacher stared at Shen Tear carefully, and said in an unpleasant tone while flipping through the roster: "Being late is being late, where can you use so many excuses, you are busy with so many people in the class?" β
was flipping through the roster, the head teacher suddenly sighed, and said to Shen Tear who was standing by the door, "It turns out that you are Shen Tear, Shen Lao's grandson...... Okay, everyone is late, don't stand stupidly, it just so happens that Feng Baobao in the last row is not at the same table, you go over and sit down. β
Shen Tear came to the last row of the classroom with his schoolbag on his back, and found that this tablemate who was forced to give him by the teacher was actually a little beauty! It's just that why are there a few male classmates around gloating? Shen Xi sat down with some doubts.
Shen Tear's first and last tablemate, Feng Baobao, wore a school uniform gown from No. 1 Middle School on the day of school, but wore a pair of ripped jeans on the lower body and canvas shoes on his feet.
Feng Baobao's whole person exudes vigorous youthful vitality, and the sun shines through the window on his body, faintly feeling like a sun goddess. The slender eyelashes are particularly moving, the peach blossom eyes are also quite spiritual, the pink earlobes have been pierced, and the mutton fat and white jade skin looks particularly delicate through the rolled up school uniform sleeves, and the whole person looks very rebellious.
"Look at you, rascal!"
Shen Tear was walking in his mind, and the head teacher on the podium was still chattering about some student rules, Feng Baobao suddenly turned his head and choked Shen Tear in a low voice, and his short hair with fragrance floated into Shen Tear's nostrils.
"Uh.... Oh... Oh I'm sorry, I didn't mean to see you, I... I...."
"Can you please not bother me!"
Bang bang bang β
The head teacher knocked hard twice on the podium with a blackboard eraser, "I'll talk about you two at the top, right, it's quite good to talk at the beginning of school, right, why don't you two come up and talk about it?" β
The surrounding classmates also turned their heads and looked at Shen Tear and Feng Baobao curiously, with a gloating look.
Shen Tear was a little ashamed to affect Feng Baobao, and at the same time secretly said in his heart that this tablemate has a weird temper, could it be that there is no tablemate because of this? Shen Xian could only hold back his words, thinking about it and waiting for an opportunity to explain it to her.
After school at noon, Shen returned to the dormitory with tears in his eyes. When I woke up, it was already 1:50 p.m., and a dormitory man jumped up from the bed, shouting that he was going to be late, and then he put on his clothes and shoes, and ran out of the dormitory door towards the playground.
When I arrived at the playground, there were already thousands of students standing on the playground, and from a distance, there was a sense of shock that 'black clouds were crushing the city and wanted to destroy it'.
The afternoon sun was scorching, and the dazzling sun halo shone in the eyes, flashing so that people couldn't open their eyes......
A few people turned around to find the team of their own class, and squeezed into the line, with a team of boys and girls in each class lined up neatly.
Shen Tear glanced at the queue of girls, just near his left hand, light blue jeans, a clean and experienced No. 1 middle school uniform with small white shoes, the beautiful carcass of a whole girl was outlined concave and convex, and the two chopstick legs revealed one or two places of green onion belly white through the holes in the jeans, and the figure was just right to give people endless reverie.
It was Feng Baobao, she was wearing a white peaked cap on her head, although the brim of the hat was very low, but it couldn't prevent Shen Xi from distinguishing who the people around her were through her figure.
The poplars around the playground fluttered in the breeze, and occasionally a few sparrows chirped through the sky.
Feng Baobao didn't seem to notice Shen Tears, and then a speech came from the playground rostrum: "Lizheng - take a break!" Lizheng - Okay, all the students have it, sit down on the spot, and now we will start the opening ceremony of military training. β
Presiding over the opening ceremony of the military training on the rostrum was a sophomore student union cadre, who held the speech and pretended to give a speech for half a day, "Next, let us invite the director of the first high school, Director Pan, to speak on stage with warm applause!" β
Bang Bang Bang β
The students on the playground who were humming in the sun applauded scatteredly, all of them were weak, but Director Pan who walked on the rostrum was very energetic, maybe the air conditioner was blowing too much, and he wanted to come to the playground to breathe fresh air.
"Dear instructors, teachers, and students,
Good afternoon, everyone!
First of all, let us express our sincere thanks to the officers and soldiers of the armed police detachment who have supported the work of our school and the education work with warm applause! Secondly, on behalf of the school, I would like to extend a warm welcome to the freshmen who have entered our school!
Students, to participate in military training is to learn the excellent qualities of soldiers who are not afraid of hardships and dare to endure hardships; learn the excellent style of military discipline and prohibition; Learn from the excellent spirit of soldiers who work hard and forge ahead and bravely create first-class. Through military training, exercise your physique, strengthen your spirit, improve your quality, and shape a new self. In the new semester and the new school, each of our students will have a new beginning, a new realm, and create a new glory in life.
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On the rostrum, Director Pan was holding up his more than a dozen pages long speech with great interest, and the students below began to whisper, completely losing interest in continuing to listen.
Shen Tear plucked up his courage and secretly poked Feng Baobao on the left hand side, Feng Baobao turned his head, and his handsome side face came over, seeing that he was a little red-faced.
Seeing that it was Shen Tears, Feng Baobao just asked a little displeased: "Shen Tears, what's the matter with you?" β
Shen tear scratched his head and said, "That.... I'm sorry for the morning, I didn't expect to upset you..."
Feng Baobao turned his head again, snorted coldly and said, "You're right, it's none of your business, something happened at home recently, and it's because I'm not emotionally stable." β
"I see...... Then you can be regarded as having forgiven me, I am really guilty of upsetting my table mate on the first day I came. Shen said with a smile.
Feng Baobao lifted the brim of the cap, pouted and said, "I see that you look quite quiet, but I didn't expect you to be a guy with a mouth full of flowers, just like those stinky men, there is no good thing." β
Ga? Shen tear touched the back of his head, stinky man? I'll go, this girl thinks of herself as something, she just wants to make a joke to ease the icy atmosphere with her.
"Uh.... Say whatever you want, it's good if you're happy..."Shen tear scratched his head helplessly, and continued to say without words: "By the way, I made you unhappy this morning, or I'll tell you a joke and make you laugh, so won't it be clear?" β
Feng Baobao sighed, "What kind of joke can you tell?" β
"Okay, I'll talk about the first one first, and I'll talk about it until you laugh?" Shen Xian still didn't believe it, after reading so many extracurricular books, it was not easy to tell a joke to tease the little girl?
"Listen up to the first joke. I had a friend who used to have a teddy, and Teddy you know, it's the kind of dog that looks very obscene, and legend has it that he has to lie down twice when he sees anything. Until one day, Teddy met a hedgehog caught by his friend's father, and he met his opponent for the first time in his life...... Poofhahahaha, it's funny, I laughed a little when I first heard this joke! β
Shen Tear held his stomach and fell uncontrollably on the body of the classmate behind him as soon as he finished speaking, and after getting up, he said sorry behind him, and looked at Feng Baobao's side, but he didn't expect her to react, so Shen Tear was unwilling to continue to talk about the next:
"I had a friend who rented an old apartment building and the neighbor across the door was the type of beauty he liked.
One day, I happened to run into a banana on the stairs, and my friend took a banana from her backpack and gave it to her.
She politely refused: "No, no, no......"
My friend didn't know what was wrong, so he said casually: "You don't need it, you can eat it!" β
Now friends have to avoid the opposite door when they come out and go in, and the key is that they can't stand the thief-like eyes of their beautiful boyfriend......"
After telling this joke, Shen Tear secretly glanced at Feng Baobao again, and the corners of this girl's mouth twitched slightly, she was the kind of person who wanted to laugh but was embarrassed. The corners of Shen Tear's mouth hooked, knowing that this girl would soon be unable to hold it, and she was still pretending to be cold.
"Hey, what's so funny, it's boring!" Feng Baobao held back such a sentence.
"Okay, come again! A classmate asked his teacher: "Teacher, last night I saw a blind man walking with a lantern. He can't see it, so what's the use of lighting a lantern?
The teacher replied: If he is afraid that others will not be able to see the road clearly, this is Confucianism.
If he is afraid that others will bump into him, this is the Mo family.
If he thinks that when he goes out at night, he must light a lantern, this is Legalism.
If he thinks he wants to fight, he will go with the flow, this is Taoism.
If he wants to use this to enlighten sentient beings, this is Buddhism.
If he pretends to be blind when he can see it, this is a politician.
If he is really blind, but he is guiding people with lanterns, this must be an expert in China! β
Finally, Shen Tear covered his mouth after seeing Feng Baobao listen, wanted to laugh but held back his strength, his pretty face turned pink, and after a while, he giggled and said: "Shen Tear, you actually said that China's brick family is necrotic!" β
"Hehe, look, I made you laugh, now we're even." Shen tearfully hugged his shoulders and said.
"Hmph, whoever laughed, people didn't laugh at all, okay, this doesn't count." The corners of Feng Baobao's mouth twitched, and he said badly.
Shen Tear's brain twitched, and he reached out to scratch Feng Baobao's squeaky socket, and said with a smile in his mouth: "Laughing or not, I want to admit it when I hear my jokes, 'old right' You are not righteous to do this!" β
Feng Baobao wanted to hide to the side, but he was still caught, and he laughed at the tears.
After a while, Feng Baobao suddenly blushed and opened Shen Nian's hand, "Let go of your hand, I hate it to death!" β
"What's wrong?" Shen Tear looked at Feng Baobao's little face that suddenly turned red, a little inexplicable.
But then he reacted, when Feng Baobao dodged just now, he seemed to have grabbed something that shouldn't be touched, or was it soft, soft?
For a while, Shen Tear and Feng Baobao were both embarrassed, and they didn't speak anymore. Fortunately, Director Pan also ended his speech at this time, and the opening ceremony of the military training was about to end, and the military training would officially start tomorrow, so this embarrassment did not last too long.
"Students, you are the future and hope of our school, and the school eagerly hopes that you will use your own efforts and hard work to make greater progress, win glory for the school, and write a more gorgeous chapter for your life.
Here, on behalf of the school, I wish every student participating in the training to make progress and wish the military training a complete success.
Finally, let us once again express our heartfelt thanks to the officers and men of the armed police detachment who participated in the training with warm applause.
Thank you! β
Bang Bang Bang .........