Lie down in a big groove!

Could it be that this yellow skin was forced to be in a hurry and mastered a foreign language in an instant?

I turned my head to see that the yellow skin was still crying on the ground, not like he was talking, and then I looked up and looked, yo, the one who spoke was at the gate of the courtyard!

An old man, with gray hair, looked to be in his sixties, dressed in a gray cloth gown and holding a compass in his hand, quite like that.

"Little Daoyou, please!" When the old man saw me turn around, he slammed at me with one hand, "Poor Li Fangyi, this is polite!" ”

"What fellow Daoist? Uncle, you are not from our tunzi, I don't call you Daoyou, you have recognized the wrong person. ”

This old man is inexplicable, I can't just admit that I know magic, in fact, I don't know magic, we are Superman Flash, not a witch.

The old man laughed, looking full of confidence, "Why should you pretend to be stupid, ordinary people can't catch Tianhuang, let alone not be afraid of its soul-calling ability!" ”

As soon as I heard it, I understood, "You raised this yellow skin?" In broad daylight, I let out to run our house to steal chickens, and look at the old hens that scare our family, tonight I can't lay eggs, my sister is still waiting to eat, hurry up and lose money! ”

The old man was stunned for a moment, and then said: "Daoist friends are laughing, when this is a matter of life and death, what are you talking about?" ”

"Who does the big thing of life and death scare you?" I sneered, "Don't talk nonsense if you don't lose money, this yellow skin belongs to me, I'll stew it tonight to supplement my sister's nutrition!" ”

"Little Friends ......"

"I don't call you Daoyou, why are you still screaming nonsense, besides, even if I call Daoyou, even if we really know each other, we can't help but lose money, right?"

"Uh...... How much does it cost to pay for eggs? ”

"Then give me a hundred dollars."

"A hundred dollars for an egg a night? Even if you're a pure fool, you can't sell it at this price, are you a golden egg, or a silver egg? ”

"Look at what you say, as if I were slandering you. Is this a thing that doesn't lay eggs all night? You don't have a chicken, and the hen is so frightened that it doesn't lay eggs for at least a month. That's thirty a month, a piece of five, then it has to be forty-five, this month my sister can't eat eggs, then you have to buy, this in and out, it's ninety yuan, this month this chicken has to give some delicious supplements to soothe the wounded heart, can ten yuan stop? Count you a hundred, or get an 80% discount. Hey, hey, don't look at it, there are a lot of chickens in this yard, but my sister eats this one's ......."

"Alright, alright!" Li Fang waved his hand hurriedly, "Don't say it, isn't it just a hundred yuan?" Here you go, here you go! ”

He took out a red ticket from his pocket, shook his hand at me, and the big paper ticket flew towards me.

I raised my hand to catch it, touched it, confirmed that it was real money, put it in my pocket, raised my foot and kicked the yellow skin who was crying on the ground, "Don't cry, your master has ransomed you." ”

Huang Pizi immediately stopped crying, jumped up, ran behind Li Fangyi in a few steps, and then cautiously poked his head out to look at me secretly.

Li Fangyi sighed and said, "Little Daoyou, let's talk well this time." ”

I smiled and said, "Uncle, look at what you said, when did I not speak well, can't you care about serious things, what I care about is not serious things, right?" What did you just say about the big matter of life and death? You put this black nail? What are you trying to do with this stuff in my chicken coop? Is it trying to steal chickens? ”

"I didn't put it." Li Fangyi said quite seriously, "This is exactly what I want to say to Xiao Daoyou." Do you know what it is? ”

I said, "Nails, they're pretty big." ”

Li Fangyi was a little stuck, probably because I didn't speak according to his train of thought, and the prepared words didn't come out, so I coughed twice before saying: "This is not a nail, but a coffin nail!" ”

"Look at what you said, aren't coffin nails also nails?"

“……”

Li Fangyi's old face was full of grievances.

"Yes, yes, coffin nails are nails, it's me who said the wrong thing."

I said generously: "It's okay, as the old saying goes, knowing mistakes can improve a lot, just pay attention not to make mistakes in the future, since you know that you are wrong, I won't call you this time...... Ahem, you can move on. What happened to this coffin nail? ”

I almost slipped out of my mouth and said the words to call my parents. This set is what I often say about the black-faced gods, so let's just borrow it.

Li Fangyi said: "This is not an ordinary coffin nail, but a coffin nail for the deceased, nailed to the coffin for more than a year......

When I heard this, I quickly threw the black nail on the ground.

Damn, it's really from the coffin, how dirty it is, I don't know how many germs and viruses there are, I have to wash my hands well to hug my sister when I go back.

I made the old man a wolf with this action, and after a pause, he continued: "So this nail is also called a horizontal death nail, which can nail the soul, the ghost, and the yin, and it is a rare treasure." ”

Yo, baby!

I quickly pulled a tissue from my pocket, picked up the nail again, and carefully wrapped it.

Li Fangyi hurriedly reminded me: "Little Daoist friends, be careful, this horizontal nail is invading people, and it needs to be sealed to be preserved, so it is better to hand it over to the poor Dao to dissolve the seal......"

To my treasure, do you still want to go? How can there be such a good thing!

I hurriedly shoved the nail into my pocket, waved my hand and said, "Don't mention this, let's get down to business, who is so generous and throws the baby into the chicken coop?" ”

Li Fangyi reluctantly looked at the nail in my pocket, his face ached, and it was difficult to pull out his gaze, "Little Daoyou, this is your home, I don't know if you understand feng shui?" ”

I said confidently: "I don't understand, I said that I don't call you a fellow Daoist, why do you still call me that?" Feng Shui is a god, my dad said, that's feudal superstition, the last time the old king from the next village came to our village to see feng shui, he was beaten away by my dad. ”

Li Fang's face turned a little dark, and he covered his chest, and gasped twice before saying, "Okay, okay, don't understand." Let me tell you, your house is good, is in this area of the feng shui terrain of the green dragon wing tail, the so-called tail wing can take advantage of the green clouds, as long as people in this area can take advantage of the green dragon to make a fortune, your family can take advantage of the momentum to rise, share the rest of the luck. Over the years, your family should have been quite wealthy. ”

Yo, I didn't understand the front, but the latter sentence is quite accurate.

My dad has been working with the village chief outside for many years, and he has earned some money, I don't know how much, but my parents no longer worry about my tuition fees, and dare to have a second child, which is obviously not short of money.

However, I can know about this matter as soon as I inquire about it in the village, but I can't be bluffed by this old man.

I nodded and said, "My family is quite short of money, or my father won't have to finish planting and go out to work, you can't say it." And then what? ”