The train roared, the sound of the rail collision sounded rhythmically, Zhang Qiang was bored, and suddenly remembered the strange tombstone on the West Mountain, the more he thought about it, the more weird it became, and his body couldn't help but shudder, who can erect a monument for himself? Is that really his ancestor?

At twelve o'clock in the night, Zhang Qiang got off the train, took a taxi back to his apartment, he had to sleep, and he had to go to work tomorrow, so he hastily cleaned up, and fell asleep on the bed

"Hey, hey, hey, grandson, grandson," a shriveled voice sounded beside Zhang Qiang's bedside

"Huh? Who's talking? Zhang Qiang, who was awakened all of a sudden, opened his eyes and let him see the most terrifying scene in his life, a person, no, should not be called a human, a dry old man with big pigtails and a shaved moon head sat next to him, his head was facing the wardrobe at Zhang Qiang's feet, and he looked at Zhang Qiang's face strangely, huh? Why do you stare at your face with your head at your feet?

Take a closer look at the face of this thing.,What's special about this thing is squint.,Two cross-eyed.,Very serious cross-eyed.,If there's no nose bridge in the middle.,The two eyes can look at each other.。。。

Looking at this face again, the white, shriveled cheeks, and the moonlight reflecting on this face from the window, looks even more terrifying

"Ahh Help me!! The miserable howl came out of Zhang Qiang's mouth, although he was highly educated, and he had never encountered such a thing as a ghost, so he usually didn't believe it too much, but this time he saw it with his own eyes, and he collapsed on the bed all of a sudden, shaking all over his body

"Grandson, grandson, hey, hey, hey," said a grin, a mouthful of big yellow teeth, and his head towards the wardrobe

"You're the grandson! What the hell do you want to do! "Zhang Qiang saw the image of the ghost, and found that it was not so scary, unlike on TV, what Sadako ran out of the TV, so terrifying, there is hair left on one head, and then this Sadako is not a meat ball with long hair? When I hear it, I always make my grandson angry! Grandson.. Anger arises from the heart, and evil arises from the side of the gall! Zhang Qiang actually stood up from the bed!

"Don't move, don't move, I didn't lie to you, you are really my grandson, and you are a great-great-grandson, I am Zhang Wenshun! Your ancestors! The old man walked to the closet and said to the closet

"......" This cross-eyed is my ancestor? Zhang Qiang was speechless for a while

"Are you really my ancestor?"

"That's right! It's me! I'm so bored in my hometown, the paper money you burn is all counterfeit money, I'm too bitter in the underworld, a pile of waste paper, the underworld is now all made of smoke and miasma by the waste paper you burned, Hades is furious, telling us ghosts to work every day and eat paper! It's the paper money you burned, you burn a lot, you eat a lot! When I looked at it yesterday, you guys were full of paper money! Gold ingots! I almost scared me to pee, when do I have to eat, last year's Qingming Festival, I ate for a whole month after eating, and my cheeks were swollen! ”

“。。。。 That one... Ancestor.. Ancestor, you don't eat people! ”

"What kind of people to eat, we are all recorded in the underworld, and the ghost hearts are copied in the book from the ground, if we harm the book from the ground of the king of Hades, it will be turned into ashes in an instant"

"That's good, that's good. When are you leaving? Also, I said can you please stop talking to the cabinet, I'm scared to see you like this."

"Bastard, didn't I watch you talk? How can he come to the wardrobe, not the descendants of the descendants" Zhang Wenshun pointed to the wardrobe and scolded!

“......”

Zhang Qiang really couldn't face this ancestor anymore

"Grandson, do you have anything to eat? I am hungry! ”

"It's in the refrigerator, take what you eat,"

Zhang Wenshun's head turned weirdly, this turn almost scared Zhang Qiang to pee his pants, he didn't turn it himself, but took his head off, turned it half a circle with his hand, and pressed it on his neck again. Zhang Qiang gritted his teeth and didn't let himself call out, for fear that this monster ancestor would do something more terrifying, I can't afford to provoke it, I can afford to hide, and I will go to live in the company tomorrow

Zhang Wenshun has also seen everything in the underworld, after all, the two worlds of the world and the underworld are connected to a certain extent, and what is in the world will also be in the underworld, just like if you go to the paper shop now, you will find various series of iphone, and now even iphoneX can be found

So Zhang Wenshun knew the refrigerator, and he didn't see how he did it, the refrigerator door opened automatically, and the things inside were all taken out, yes, all the things were placed on the table, a table full of them!

Looking at Zhang Wenshun, who was full of delicious food on the table, he cried, "Woo woo, ahhhh

"Why are you crying, I said my ancestor" Zhang Qiang looked at the crying and was so sad that he couldn't help but ask

"You know the, I haven't eaten in decades, and if you hadn't broken the seal this time... Curse, I can't get out yet, I haven't eaten for decades, the price of goods in the underworld is high, I can't afford it, and I still have to eat the burned things you gave me! Have you ever eaten paper" continued to sob......

"Then you won't cry like this, now you can eat so many delicious foods"

"Why can't I cry! Last month spent all the money on the house, in the underworld inlaid dentures, ceramic! I forgot to bring it out!! ”

"It's wonderful"

It seems that Zhang Wenshun has remembered a lifetime of sadness! The rambling began to talk endlessly!

“......”

"Why don't I cry! With so much to eat, I can't eat any of them! You unscrupulous descendants! I remember that I was 15 years old that year," Zhang Wenshun began to fall into memories at this moment.

"I'm looking at Jinping Coal in my room, and I'm about to explode the small universe, by the way, I also made a poem, [Sitting alone in the study and being a wife, this love is not known to outsiders. If you change your left hand to your right hand, you will stop marrying again. strangled after strangled, itchy and bone-inspired. Bit by bit fell to the ground, and the children and grandchildren all turned into mud]"

"But just as I was about to release your unscrupulous descendants, my father, that is, the father of your ancestors, of course, was also your ancestors, and at this time I pushed the door and walked in, and I squirted out, spraying as I went."

"Tut-tut, ancestor, great-grandson, I really obeyed your wave of A, which is comparable to the top ADC!"

"What kind of mess are you talking about, bastard?"

"Later, when I finished dressing, my father said to me, son, when I beat you in a while, you scream quietly, don't make noise until your mother sleeps"

“......”

Zhang Wenshun also wanted to say that Zhang Qiang's stomach was about to burst with laughter, but Zhang Qiang stopped him

"Ancestor, don't talk about it yet, you tell me another day, I have to go to work tomorrow"

"No, I have to say, I have to say all the grievances in this life," Zhang Wenshun said with a sob

"Don't talk about it, I'm too sleepy"

"It's okay if you don't let me say it, you can buy me a pair of dentures tomorrow"

“...... Even if you buy it, you won't be able to use it."

"I'll tell you what to do when the time comes, and I'll be able to use it"

"Okay, let's rest."

"Where are you going?"

"I'm going out for a walk"