Chapter 173: Falling (lao) Khan (I)

Just when I was stunned, Joey glanced at me and said lightly: "Ghost craftsman, do you want to go through that yin and yang opening." ”

Isn't that nonsense?

If you don't want to go through that yin and yang, who would come here!

At that moment, I hummed and wondered, "Do you have a way?" ”

She smiled, "There must be a way, otherwise, I wouldn't have taken such a big risk to get to this position." ”

I hurriedly said, "What's the solution?" ”

She turned her head to glance at me and said softly, "Boy pee." ”

I thought about it, this boy urine used to hear the master say, saying that this boy urine is a unique liquid on the man's body, containing extremely heavy yang, and the so-called yang, in the traditional sense, is the breath of the human body, there is also a saying that is the smell of the human body, and according to the Taoist "Tao Te Ching", yang is qi, in the supreme sentence of the Tao Te Ching, one gas turns into three clear, which shows the importance of yang.

It is also in this way that according to legend, all those who cultivate and become immortals have become heavenly immortals, also known as yang immortals, and some immortals who practice other methods are called yin immortals, and this yin immortal is an earth immortal, to put it bluntly, that is, he went to the underground Hades Hall on an errand.

However, because people's habit is to like life and hate death, therefore, Taoism is biased towards the propaganda of yang immortals, thus ignoring the yin immortals, and over time, there is no distinction between yang immortals and yin immortals among the people, and some are only called immortals.

It is worth mentioning that the so-called yang immortals are in charge of the underground yin immortals, which is a kind of wrong common sense in a certain sense, because these two kinds of immortals are completely immortals of two different systems, just like the relationship between heaven, earth and man, just like Wu, Shu and Wei during the Three Kingdoms period, each with its own set of systems, each of which is irrelevant.

And the reason why people worship the gods in the sky, to put it thoroughly, is like people worship stars now, why do they worship?

One is because I haven't seen it with my own eyes, and people are more yearning for the unknown.

Second, the propaganda of various media has beautified it and created an illusion.

In fact, celebrities are just like ordinary people, they all have a mouth, a nose, and two eyes.

Of course, this is just a statement, and it is impossible to tell whether it is true or false, but when we ghost craftsmen chant words or draw ghost craftsmen, we will follow this relationship between heaven, earth, and man.

It's far away, let's get down to business.

Seeing that I didn't speak, Joey thought that I didn't know about the boy's pee, and was about to speak, so I hurriedly said, "Are you sure that the boy's urine can handle this yin and yang?" ”

She looked at me, her face turned red, and she said, "Just... Pouring the child's urine on us fills us with yang energy, and the yin and yang mouths are full of yin energy, as long as the two reach a balance, we can pass through it safely. ”

I thought about it, if I want to talk about yang, as a child, the yang energy on my body must be sufficient, which made me glance at her weirdly, and I had a very evil idea in my heart, that is, I can wear it, and Joey Yi is a woman, and the yang energy on her body is definitely not as good as that of a man, after all, women themselves belong to yin, and Qiao Yiyi is to take some boy urine to wear through.

So, I stared at her tightly and asked her, "Miss Qiao, should there be no problem with the yang energy on my body, right?" ”

She glared at me and said coldly, "It's not enough, you have to drench the boy's urine." ”

If I don't understand these things, I will definitely be fooled by her, but I also know some about these metaphysics, and I will definitely not be fooled by her, so I say, "Why don't I go through it first?" ”

She grabbed my arm and said coldly, "You dare! ”

As soon as I heard this, I immediately understood, and I guessed that she was the one who needed to drench the child's urine, but I was afraid that I would tell her about the child's urine, so I asked me to pee with her.

Once I figured this out, I definitely wouldn't want to, for the simple reason that a normal person would do this.

At that moment, I hurriedly said: "Miss Qiao, don't worry, only you know about it, God knows it, and there will definitely be no third person who knows." ”

"No way!" She was sure.

I was very depressed, you said that you were going to drench the boy with urine, what are you pulling me for, doesn't this embarrass me, so I said, "Miss Qiao, really, I promise you, I will never say it." ”

When Joey heard me say this, her face froze, as if she was thinking about something.

After about a minute, her next action made me completely stunned, and my whole body trembled.

She... She... She actually put her arms around my waist and kissed me on the lips.

I'm confused, I'm really confused, what the hell is this woman doing, I'm still ...

Wait, no, this is not a simple kiss, but excessive yang, to put it in layman's terms, she is thinking that I am asking for yang.

Just as I was thinking about it, her feet began to move, and I immediately determined that she was definitely thinking that I was asking for yang energy.

So, I didn't dare to think about it, and hurriedly followed her footsteps towards the yin and yang.

Not to mention, just the moment I raised my legs, I could clearly feel the difference in this place, it was colder than other places, this kind of cold was not like ordinary cold, but the kind of cold that was cold to the bone marrow, and the cold hairs that made people stand up immediately at this moment.

That Joey Yi obviously felt this scene too, according to what I mean, must have gone back first, but that Joey Yi obviously didn't have this intention, but walked straight over.

Since the diameter of the mouth was only thirty centimeters, many black ants fell from our thighs, and strangely, those black ants seemed to be in a deep sleep, and they slid over our thighs and fell to the ground without any reaction.

This made me very curious, and I didn't dare to hesitate, and the whole person followed Joey's steps and stepped outside.

In an instant, the black ants fell on us like a torrential rain, and to my relief, as before, the black ants slid over our bodies and fell to the ground.

Although the black ants just slid over our bodies, the feeling of the black ants sliding off the body was very evil, like small round beads sliding over the face, slimy, and there was an indescribable feeling of nausea.

At this moment, Joey's steps seemed to speed up a little, and he suddenly raised his other leg and stepped outside.

I immediately followed her and stepped outside.

In less than a moment, the two of us walked out of the yin and yang opening, and unbelievably, as soon as we stepped out, the passage made of black ants suddenly collapsed, like a plate of loose sand, and fell to the ground.

(End of chapter)