"Wait, wait!" I quickly let out a loud cry and climbed through the window into the house.

I'm familiar with this work, our class is on the first floor, and I always jump out of the window to skip class.

This dance is chic, this dance is beautiful, this ...... Damn, am I stupid, I can go through the wall now, and what kind of window can I jump on!

Forget it, now is not the time to worry about this, I have to get down to business.

I dusted off my tattered gray robe, and said to Brother Xinbiao with a constipated expression: "The gold coin is mine, can you give it back to me?" ”

"You want me to have this yin gold?" Brother Xin Biao raised the box in his hand with an incredulous expression, "Don't you know how to write dead characters, you, a foreign wild ghost?" ”

I said sincerely: "I'm a foreign ghost, I really can't write your Chinese characters, but the gold coin is mine, please give it back to me!" ”

"Give, give you Ma, give!"

As soon as Brother Biao slashed at me, he flew over a piece of yellow paper and swooped it to my chest.

Yo, it's a lot of work to be able to throw a piece of paper so far!

I quickly took off the piece of paper and looked at it.

There's a talisman drawn on it, which is quite complicated.

"I want gold, not this piece of paper!"

Even so, I still put it in my pocket.

This look is a ghost-subduing talisman, and I'll go back and make a copy of a hundred and ten copies of the children's costume master!

Brother Xin Biao's face was full of ghostly expressions, "You, you took my talisman?" You, what the hell are you??

"I'm a foreign ghost! I want my gold! I said as I floated forward.

"Little devils dare to be presumptuous in front of me!"

Brother Xinbiao was angry, yelled, threw down the perverted beauty, rushed over to me, raised his hand and pasted the yellow paper charm on my body.

This hand speed is really ...... He used to post small advertisements.

Brother Xin Biao finished pasting the talisman, and he was not idle, he took out a wooden sword from his back, more than a foot long, and strung a talisman on it, and then danced around me as if he was convulsed, and he was chanting some words.

What is as urgent as the law, what is the Quartet to listen to my order, what is the divine soldier is as urgent as the law, I read it so fast and urgently, I can't hear the number.

As soon as he finished reading, he poked me with a peachwood sword.

I certainly can't stand there and let him poke it.

I'll hide, I'll hide, I'll hide again!

Fortunately, we are superhuman now, our physical strength is good enough, we jumped a hundred and ten times, our breath is not thick, our legs are not sore, and we don't sweat a drop.

Look at Brother Xin Biao again, he is far worse than me, he is so tired that he is out of breath, sweating profusely, he can't lead his breath, he has to rest and breathe after reciting two spells, and the sword pierces slowly.

I sympathized with him and said, "Brother Biao, why don't you take a break and jump again?" ”

"What the hell are you!" Brother Biao gasped and said, "If you stand still and let me stab a sword, I won't believe that I can't stab you!" ”

"You treat me as stupid, just because I'm afraid that you will stab me to death, so I hid...... Oops......"

Before I finished speaking, I felt a pain in my back, and I was poked by something hard, although it didn't hurt very much, but I was also startled and turned my head to look.

Lie down in a big groove!

Another Biao brother!

What's going on?

I was having a flute in my hair, and I had a pain in my back, and when I turned my head, it was Brother Xinbiao who took the opportunity to stab me as well.

Is this Biao brother like an earthworm that divides and reproduces on its own?

As I was thinking about it, I felt a pain in my butt.

I'm in a big groove!

He actually stabbed me in the ass.

This pervert!

I was furious.

Soldiers can be killed, but they can't be humiliated, phew, and they can't be killed!

I raised my hand and snatched the peachwood sword from the hand of the third brother behind me, turned behind him, and pointed a sword at his ass.

"It doesn't hurt to stab someone with a wooden sword, dare to stab me in the ass, you perverted ......"

Uh, poke in!

Isn't this a wooden sword?

How can a guy stab him to the point of no handle!

The third Biao brother who I stabbed through the ass fell to the ground without saying a word, and his whole body began to pump, snorting black smoke from the place where the wooden sword had stabbed it.

I glanced up at Brother Xinbiao.

Brother Xin Biao had an expression on his face when he saw the evil ghost, "You, what the hell are you!" ”

"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to." I feel quite guilty, this violent chrysanthemum died too much, and it will damage my reputation if it is spread out, but I am a superhero who wants to save the world, which superhero will go to the chrysanthemum of the mob's house?

I said as I leaned over to Brother Xinbiao.

"Don't come, don't come!"

Brother Xin Biao looked horrified, took out a large handful of yellow paper talismans from his pocket and threw them at me, and danced the peach wood sword in his hand like a flower.

Seeing it, everyone is afraid, even such an evil villain is scared like this.

I said, "Give me back the coins, and I'll be gone." ”

"Just because you, a foreign wild ghost, want to threaten me! My brother Biao is powerful in Haicheng, and I won't be afraid of you! ”

Brother Xin Biao drank, threw the peachwood sword in his hand, made a flower-like handprint on his chest, pushed at me, exhaled, and shouted: "Hurry like a law, King Kong Lux out!" ”

What about tricks?

I hurriedly ducked to the side, but I didn't see any effect, and I was wondering what to do, when I saw a swoop jump out of the ground.

I saw this man with a big waist and a round waist, one meter eight vertically, and one meter eight horizontally, wearing a security uniform, how to look at it, how familiar it looks.

Damn, isn't this the undocumented door god?

I couldn't help but blurt out, "Why are you again?" ”

The strong man security ghost who jumped out was also startled, "Why are you again?" ”

Brother Biao in the back shouted: "Lux, take him quickly, accept him quickly!" ”

The strong man took off the baton from his waist, shook it, and said to me, "Wild ghost, your doomsday ......"

"Wait a minute!" I waved my hand, "You changed careers so quickly?" ”

The strong man was stunned for a moment, and said hesitantly: "No." ”

I wondered, "Then what are you running out to make a fuss, aren't you a door god?" Why are you still a part-time thug? ”

"It's one of the security duties, and it's a contract." The strong man said seriously, "Caring for the home and protecting the employer are all within my scope of business." ”

"It's quite wide!" I nodded, then asked, "Did you find your card?" ”

"Security guards don't need a badge." The strong man said confidently, "I worked as a security guard before I was alive, and I don't need a certificate for this job!" You can't fool me this time, so hurry up and catch ......"

I said, "But you just said that you are a door god, and you also said that you didn't change your career?" If you can't get a certificate, immediately change to a business that doesn't need a certificate, your company is enough for the grass team. ”

"It's not that I've changed careers, I'm still a door god......"

"Do you have a certificate?"

"Security guards don't need a badge!"

"Didn't you say you were the door god?"

“……”

Brother Xin Biao couldn't bear it anymore, and was angry: "What are you grinding with a wild ghost, do you have a certificate, what does it have to do with him?" Take him! ”