Huang Shihu laughed loudly, snapped his fingers, and three men came out dressed as women.

"My dear."

Zhang Xiaofan gritted his teeth, compared to eating, it seems slightly better to kiss a man.

"Giggle......"

One of Huang Shihu's girlfriends patted her big breasts, hiccuped, and directly squirted out bad breath two meters away, plus the squeaky armpit odor, and cleaned up the territory of three zhang square.

Thinking to himself for a while, Zhang Xiaofan shook his head, forget it, let's eat.

In Huang Shihu's arrogant laughter, he licked the surface of his feet, and the black 'chocolate' didn't dare to touch it.

"But how can Master Xing have smelly feet? ...... vomit," Zhang Xiaofan turned around and spit out the little tea he had just drunk.

"Yes, Xiaofan, a man dares to be a good man, I am very optimistic about you......" Huang Shihu smiled mysteriously and turned to leave.

Zhang Xiaofan hurriedly ran to the table again, drank tea and rinsed his mouth.

"Silly boy, the spider web you licked just now is marshmallow, the small grains are powdered sugar, and this is chocolate," the eldest sister said as she wiped the things on her shoes on Zhang Xiaofan's mouth.

Zhang Xiaofan, who was still vomiting, felt that he was fed a piece of chocolate by his eldest sister.

Oh no, don't try to sleep well these days.

"That is real," Huang Shihu sat on the chair, turned around, and explained.

"Oh, you're even playing with me?" When the eldest sister heard this, she hurriedly wiped her fingers on Zhang Xiaofan's body.

Before Zhang Xiaofan lay down, his last thought was, eldest sister, don't be so funny.

When he opened his eyes again, Zhang Xiaofan found that he had returned to his residence in Hong Kong.

"How did you get me back?"

"How else can I get lucky, of course I asked my relatives for help, it just so happened that Uncle Seven's grandson-in-law is also going back to Hong Kong to send us back, do you feel better now?"

"It would be better if you were willing to accept my descendants." Zhang Xiaofan cried bitterly, it's so fucking embarrassing, a person in his eighties, he took every precaution, he didn't prevent the eldest sister's teasing, and he was fed a mouthful of shit.

"Oh, don't cry, I'm sorry," Pizza didn't expect her husband to be so miserable by her brother-in-law, thinking about it, she also felt a little sad, and when she saw her husband who couldn't stop crying, her heart softened, and she immediately comforted and persuaded.

Zhang Xiaofan's ear power is amazing, although he was crying, he still heard Pizza's nodding in agreement very clearly, and touched his face. It's nothing to eat, who didn't grow up in the pile of and urine, the pizza in front of her is the point, and finally got her to agree, so she has to take off her clothes, and strive to implement it tonight, so as not to turn back and regret this girl.

"You go wash it first, brush your mouth clean." Pizza said, also feeling a little embarrassed.

Zhang Xiaofan smiled, quickly took a shower, and brushed his teeth by the way.

Back in the bedroom, Pizza was already on the bed as soon as he entered.

"Hey, slow down."

"What's the matter, wife?"

"You're going to buy condoms...... Pizza really hasn't done it, and when it comes to condoms, his face is already red.

Zhang Xiaofan smiled: "You don't have to buy it." ”

"Why?"

Zhang Xiaofan stretched out his hand to touch the pillow and said with a smile: "I have long been ready for this day, no matter what reason you have, you can't escape my clutches today, hehehe......"

"Why are you so bad," Pizza said with even greater shame.

Zhang Xiaofan smiled, and was about to unequip the two.

"Wait, how did this open?"

"Open?" Zhang Xiaofan was also surprised, how did the box open? I won't get pregnant at all for physical reasons.,And other women basically haven't brought it.,This box is completely prepared for Pizza.,The box shouldn't have been opened yet.。

"Do you have any other women?"

"No, I'll just have a girlfriend for you," Zhang Xiaofan suddenly remembered the plot of the movie, the first love that appeared, this girl wouldn't come back so coincidentally, right?

"What's the sound outside? I'll take a look. ”

Afraid of something, Zhang Xiaofan put the quilt on his head and didn't plan to go out.

Pizza got dressed, and as soon as she went out, she saw a beautiful black woman walking over with a roast goose in her hand.

"Who are you? How do you have the key here? ”

"I'm Xiaofan's girlfriend, who are you?" The black long straight style is full of style, confident and straight, and it is not too proud of the twin peaks, but under the symmetry of the Pizza poached egg, it is more delicate, charming, and charming.

"Oh? It's such a coincidence, I'm also Xiaofan's girlfriend. Pizza replied with a strong grip.

"What a coincidence," the first love put a bunch of things on the table with the roast goose, hugged his chest with both hands, highlighted the career line, and smiled proudly: "Xiaofan likes me here very much, I have been rubbing it for an hour last time, and I can't stop it." ”

"Really?" Pizza couldn't hold back any longer, waved his hand and scolded: "Slut! ”

"You're the slut," the first love is agile, how could he let Pizza hit and hit back with a backhand.

Fortunately, Pizza also exercised, and the two of them made a mess of the living room after a while.

The fifty-five-inch display, 70,000 imported from Europe, was smashed by the first love with a bench.

The wenge Bogu shelf, on which three pieces of jade and some antique porcelain were placed, flew directly to the wall, and 170,000 were gone.

The sofas and recliners are all made of mahogany, and they have all been beaten.

The most infuriating thing is that a set of blue and white porcelain tea bowls handed down in the Song Dynasty was auctioned for 500,000 yuan, and Zhang Xiaofan also happened to be in an ancient market, and it took 390,000 yuan to exchange it.

When the tea bowl fell to the ground, the crisp breaking sound made Zhang Xiaofan in the inner room unable to hold back any longer.

"What are you doing? If you continue to make trouble, you might as well set the house on fire......"

"Okay, just order," the first love smiled playfully, but unfortunately this woman doesn't smoke, otherwise she can really do this, it's not her own, anyway, it's not distressing.

Pizza knew that the woman in front of her was a suspect her husband knew as an undercover agent, but she couldn't find out, and her chest ached faintly.

Zhang Xiaofan calmed down a little when he saw the scene, rubbed his hands, walked over, and said with a smile: "It's all a family, why make such a fuss, why don't I invite you to have a meal together and sit down to discuss it." ”

"Family? She still beats me at home? Xiao Fan, look, it hurts me so much here," the first love coquettishly said, and suddenly ripped off the black suit, revealing the twin peaks tightly wrapped in the black shirt.

"Indecent," Pizza couldn't do his first love so openly, and slapped him angrily.

Zhang Xiaofan's face ached, and he cried bitterly in his heart: "My first love is indecent, why are you beating me?" ”

Waiting for Pizza to slam the door and come out, the first love snorted coldly, glanced at him fiercely, and turned around to go back to the room to rest.

"Forget it," Zhang Xiaofan gave Pizza a preventive shot when he went to Macau with Pizza yesterday, hoping that this girl would not be stupid.

Looking at the tattered living room, my head is big.

Thinking about it again, the mother-in-law who fell in love for the first time is obviously taking the opportunity to sabotage, and the losses are more than one million, although it is only the money he earns in one day, but one million can get a first-line female star, and he can't put this mother-in-law on it, isn't it very wronged.

After cleaning up a little, I turned the doorknob and was locked.

"Think like that, I won't be able to get in?" Zhang Xiaofan sneered, when he arrived at the balcony, he threw a rope over, a distance of one meter wide, the height of the twenty-third floor, and he would definitely die if he fell.

As the saying goes, if you die under the pomegranate skirt, you will be a ghost.

It is impossible for an actress like Lin Meinu to be in reality, after all, her ethics are not bad. Lin Meinu seems to have only made a few movies, and she may not be lucky, and then travel to the movie played by Lin Meinu.

So, it's a rare opportunity.

Zhang Xiaofan jumped over easily, and a cold sweat broke out on his body, although he knew that he had a rope tied to his waist and couldn't fall, but this was fifty or sixty meters in the air, and the psychological pressure was really great.

"It's so open...... Naked, sleeping, I like ......"

Zhang Xiaofan jumped into the balcony, quickly took off his clothes, and climbed in.

"How did you get in......" The first love obviously didn't expect that he locked the room and was even slipped in by him.

"The ...... I jumped in from the balcony" Zhang Xiaofan felt that he had already entered, and slammed it hard.

The first love had a fierce look in his eyes, but he didn't react, just looked at Zhang Xiaofan coldly.

That's not interesting.

Zhang Xiaofan also knows that he is doing things more and more casually, and this impulse is basically the work of his villain's psychology. In the plot of "The King of a Thousand Kings 2000", the first love is a sacrifice for the sake of the flesh-faced flying dragon, which can be regarded as a sacrifice, and he is no worse than Ferrari in terms of age and appearance, and he has been the country's prime minister for decades in his last life.

If you calculate it like this, it doesn't make sense, this woman doesn't like herself.

Love is a thing that doesn't make sense in itself.

Zhang Xiaofan has to explain love with reason, which in itself is unreasonable.

For the sake of Ferrari, the first love can sacrifice hue to accompany those rich people, can take the initiative to get hurt, and even die, this is because she likes Ferrari, and the emotional thing itself is very wonderful.

The object of affection, good or bad, and how many.

Ferrari had dozens of mistresses, and these could not affect the feelings that the first love had for him. Ferrari's counter-plot itself also has the meaning of sacrificing the first love, but the first love willingly accepts the arrangement.

The only thing Zhang Xiaofan can do is to do it slowly, anyway, he has already made a mistake, so it is better to make a mistake to the end.

He talks love words in his mouth and constantly teases in his hands.

Fortunately, first love is not a stone, and after more than ten minutes, there was a slight reaction, so that the embarrassing scene was slowly eliminated.

Zhang Xiaofan is not noble enough to carry out platonic love, completely excluding flesh and desire, only spiritual communication, such love exists more between the same sex.

The platonic love of the opposite sex often does not end well, and a famous singer surnamed Cai agreed with her boyfriend to have a platonic love of the opposite sex, but after many years of suffering, he was still split.

There is a need for flesh and lust between the opposite sex, although there will be some differences due to various internal and external factors between the two parties. It doesn't have to be much, but it needs some.

The things of men and women are difficult to explain clearly, as the old saying goes, a husband and wife for a hundred days, and when the two of them open their eyes, they look at each other, dazed, helpless, tender, love and hate, and lust are intertwined.

In the end, Zhang Xiaofan could only turn into one sentence: "Does your shoulder still hurt?" ”