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"Really, look at my hand!"

"Hmm, Brother Gu, you ......!"

"Senior brother, are you sure that it is really appropriate to stuff the artistic conception of Miss Hua's "Thirteen Styles of the Breeze" into "Tianshan Folding Plum Hands"?"

"Wow, Brother Jing, you look east and west again, don't teach me to practice knives seriously!"

"Brother Gu, look at the results of my Dongfang Weiming's intensive cultivation and miscellaneous studies, multitasking, and open the bow left and right!"

“…… The Dongfang brothers can actually use two kinds of martial arts against the enemy at the same time?! ”

It is a very common picture that the day of a diligent martial arts person starts with "washing", practicing martial arts, and eating breakfast", and it is the same when Liz diligently cultivates "Transferring Flowers and Connecting Jade" and "Overlord Swordsmanship" in Murong Villa, but after it comes out......

"-I also admire you, the men are sweaty, the women have sachets and are barely sweating, and a group of people are not afraid of being smoked into stinky salted fish when they are stuffed into a broken carriage. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info "Because of this reason, Liz has been abandoning martial arts cultivation, and even Zhang Jing and Murong Jiu changed their cultivation time to after dinner and before taking a bath because they were worried about being disliked by Liz.

"Cut, unlike you, a Western Taoist priest who is so idle that you don't know where to hang out at night, our martial arts have to be practiced by ourselves!" Thorn said disdainfully, disdainful of the boss of the team who was either idle or flirtatious every day.

As for whether there is envy, jealousy and hatred for others who "stabilize and get a little stronger every seven days" without doing anything, it is not clear.

"Eh, I'm not convinced of this, on the surface I'm idle, but in fact, the training I have experienced is much stronger than that of you closed-door car makers." It wasn't easy to say a few days ago, but today Leeds can really say it with his chest puffed up...... Without him, last night's experience had a slight "Jianghu flavor".

"You're a liar!"

"Hmph, stupid young man," Liz wished for a fool like Thorns to raise the bar with him, "I was kicked out of the room last night after I successfully attacked Jing'er and Ninth Sister at night, and then I took Sakiya out for a night trip, guess what I encountered?" ”

“…… Hey, don't you have a little bit of shame? "Thorns are powerless.

Liz didn't answer, and continued, "I saw an old woman who sold fried chestnuts with sugar, her waist was bent as if she had been broken, and she could only see our chests down with her face raised...... "Perhaps, if she could see the faces of Liz and Sakiya, it wouldn't have happened."

"-And then~~?" Thorn wanted to say something, but Zhong Ling jumped over and pulled him to grab it, and he grunted.

"This "Divine Hero" is universal to all sentient beings, compassionate, chivalrous, and heroic......" Under the questioning eyes of everyone, Liz finally stopped his subjective evaluation of himself, "So out of kindness, I bought five catties, and I definitely didn't plan to feed my maid while traveling at night and spend a romantic winter night." Although the master peeled the shell for the maid, this benefit was rejected by Sakuya.

"......" Everyone rolled their eyes and covered their foreheads, only Sakiya showed cold eyes, after all, venting anger can't completely bring back what you missed.

"I naturally peeled off the fried chestnuts with sugar and ate them on the spot, but I didn't expect it...... Ah, by the way, I've been to a civilized world where you will be fined for littering, but I have a good idea of throwing the shell back in the backpack. ”

"I didn't expect anything ——?" The most hated thing for storytellers is this kind of storyteller who deliberately hangs his appetite!

"Huh? Since I'm going to say this, I'm not going to describe how fragrant and sweet chestnuts are, there's only one possibility, isn't it? Under the guidance of Liz, everyone nodded, "Yes, Sakuya and I were poisoned, and the second chestnut was coughed up at the same time with a mouthful of blood before it was peeled, according to your point of view, this should be considered highly poisonous, right?" ”

Everyone looked 'sure enough', and there was nothing to worry about, after all, these two people were standing in front of them now.

"For you, if you are poisoned, if you don't take the antidote immediately, you will fall to the ground and die, but for us, the so-called 'poisoning' is just a matter of losing blood for dozens of seconds, and the more toxic it is, the faster the blood will fall...... But last night's poison is obviously far from enough, and there is no problem in leaving it alone. "Maybe poisons such as Seven Heart Begonias and Tianyi Divine Water can drain Liz and Sakiya's blood in a short time, but the 'granny who sells chestnuts' is not qualified to get this kind of high-end goods," Sakuya and I neither took the antidote, nor did we use various means to restore blood, pretending to be in a state where we were about to fall, at least we must know why she killed us...... Could it be to avenge Lin Xian'er? ”

The surprise on everyone's faces was not for the 'story itself', but for Lez's description of his own abilities - they were not Zhang Jing and Murong Jiu, and they didn't know that much.

"I didn't expect that old woman to meow out of his voice, 'I haven't even seen you, how can I have hatred with you'," Liz's words drew everyone's distracted attention back, "and then stood up very forcedly, looked up at the moon straight and said, 'When the moon is full, I want to kill ......people.'"

"What the hell !!" ””

Just like Bai Happy in "Hurting People and Not Benefiting Others", murderers for no reason are just as difficult to understand.

"After that, I hacked her to death with Sakiya, only to find out that this old grandmother is not only not an old man, but also a beauty who looks okay under the disguise technique," because I was in a bad mood when I went out to meet a madman, and I cut it while performing the rejuvenation technique when I came back, and I just broke up this thing even with the desire to survive or something, not to mention it, it affected my heroic image, "I nailed her corpse to the main gate of the yamen, if you have a fetish * corpse * fetish, you can go and see it." ”

"Who is so perverted!"

"The rivers and lakes at night are so terrifying! I will never go to the night market again! Dongfang Weiming shouted...... Of course, this product is just saying, and I turned around and went to the night market again.

"Idiot, the two of them can't smell poison, you can't smell the girl who has been soaked in the doctor's house?" Thorn didn't have a good breath, "Besides, isn't it just a crazy person who is bored and hurts people everywhere, what is there to be afraid of." ”

"By the way, that madman's combat power can keep up with Hua Zhenzhen."

“…… Huh? Everyone turned their heads to look at Hua Zhenzhen, and they all knew how ferocious this girl's combat power was.

"A sword dance in one hand is beautiful and dangerous...... Alas, it's a pity that he's a madman, so it's not bad if he catches Murong Villa and dances. Liz shook her head and sighed, looking very regretful, as if the person who had been violent with similar cold eyes to Sakiya last night was not herself.

“…… Cough, girl Zhong, don't wander around at night if you have something to do. ”

"Uh, well, Brother Jing also remember not to go out."

A madman with Hua Zhen's real combat power, the rivers and lakes at night are so terrifying!

"After dealing with the madman, let's move on—"

"-Hey, there's a follow-up to the story?" Gu Yuexuan said strangely.

"Yes, to put it simply, Sikong Xingxing tried to steal my Yuxiao and handed it to Lu Xiaoji to show his skills, and after I found out, he was chased and beaten all over his head, and then when I chased Sikong Xingxing, there was a stupid * who was all black and watched from afar, I saw that he was unhappy and chased after him and beat him up...... The specific process is quite interesting, especially the part of how Sikong picks stars to avoid tracking, do you need me to tell in detail? "So Leeds had a wonderful life last night.

“…… Well, although I'm interested," Gu Yuexuan smiled bitterly and pointed behind Liz, "But I think it's better for you to deal with your own affairs first." ”

"Ah......h

"............" Zhang Jing who gritted her teeth.

"............" Murong Jiu, whose face was pale.

“…… It's too bad to patronize and beat people, and I forgot to come back to coax my sister. ”

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1, Gongsun Lan, who claims to be a 'thief who robs the rich and helps the poor', is actually just the leader of the [Red Shoes] of a 'criminal organization composed of tyrannical women'. Proficient in disguise techniques, the reputation of the rivers and lakes is not obvious, but her heart is more poisonous than snakes and scorpions, and her methods are more terrible than ghosts, "female butcher", "peach blossom bee", "five poisonous girls", "ecstasy mother-in-law", "grandma bear" These people are all her incarnations.

Cause of death: Turned into "Grandma Bear" and killed people casually, she didn't look up, and accidentally sold poisonous chestnuts to a man named Liz.

2, Sikong picks stars, known as "The King of Stealing Kings", good at stealing, light skills, disguise techniques, and bone shrinking skills, he is a person who regards stealing as an art.

Cause of injury: Stealing something from a person who comes with a quest system and a map system.

3, Murong Bo, the former head of the family of Gusu Murong Yiline, shouted that he wanted to inherit his father's business and become the overlord of one party, but in fact, he didn't do anything except be a-stirring stick in the rivers and lakes.

Cause of injury: Standing too close to onlookers. (To be continued.) )