Chapter 127: Yellow Pine Wood
When Su Xiaoman saw me handing the liquor to Li Yang, she seemed to be relieved a lot, so she slowly closed the door and walked downstairs.
After she left, Li Yang picked up the liquor, unscrewed the lid, and poured it violently.
In an instant, the room was filled with the smell of wine.
After a mouthful, Li Yang poured it again and said, "Xiao Chuanzi, brother told you, don't trust women in this life, once you believe in women, I will be your end." ”
Kindness?
What does this have to do with believing in women?
Then Li Yang should have seen my doubts, took a sip of liquor, and there were some tears in the corners of his eyes.
I don't know why, as soon as I saw him crying, my first reaction was that this Li Yang had a story, so I asked him what was going on.
He looked at me deeply and said slowly: "A month ago, I discussed marriage with my girlfriend who I had been talking to for three years, and gave her family twenty gold bars as a bride price, and her family gave me a wooden bed. ”
It's so stingy, twenty gold bars as a bride price, and then go back to a wooden bed, which is too much!
At that moment, I asked him, "What happened later?" ”
He smiled bitterly, took a sip of wine, and said, "That's how it turned out." ”
Instantly, I had a feeling that I had been fooled, this story is so special, isn't it?
At that moment, my face sank, and my tone improved a lot, "Li Yang, if this is the case, I don't think there is any need to talk about this matter." ”
When he heard this, he stared at me for a while, and said, "Xiao Chuanzi, if I tell you the truth, you have to promise me first, and you must help me in this matter." ”
I thought about it, and I didn't lose anything about five gold bars, so I said, "Okay!" ”
As soon as the words fell, his face turned ecstatic and said, "Pull the hook!" ”
I glared at him, "Just talk about it!" ”
He withdrew his hand embarrassedly and said, "Xiao Chuanzi, you should have heard of Huanghua pine wood when you opened the coffin shop, right?" ”
As soon as I heard this, my face suddenly changed, wipe! This guy is so shameless!
Without any hesitation, I immediately stood up, grabbed him, took out the gold bars on his body, looked closely, they were similar to gold bars, put them in my mouth and bite them, and they felt exactly the same as gold.
However, I did not dare to be careless, and stared at the gold again, took out my lighter, slid it, and burned it at the gold bar.
In a matter of seconds, the gold bar was just as I had predicted, and a trace of smoke and fire erupted.
Rub, that's true.
No wonder he gave the woman more than twenty, and the other party just went back to a wooden bed, how can this special say that the woman is stingy, it is obvious that this Li Yang is too special to fuck up.
If you guessed correctly, his so-called gold bars are actually just processed yellow pine wood.
And this kind of yellow pine wood, the color is golden, its texture is fine, there is no ordinary wood that horizontal and vertical lines, as long as the follow-up processing technology is not a problem, it is difficult for ordinary people to distinguish, Rao is a ghost craftsman who claims to have studied wood, and was deceived by this kind of yellow pine before.
This made me can't help but scold, "Grass, you want to marry someone's daughter with twenty broken logs?" ”
He smiled awkwardly and said, "Xiao Chuanzi, I don't want to, but those people in her family are too ruthless, you don't know how vicious that bed is." ”
To tell the truth, I wanted to kick him out, and I wasn't interested in hearing him continue, so I was ready to kick him out.
Then Li Yang should have seen what I meant, and hurriedly said: "Xiao Chuanzi, you listen to me first after I finish talking about the bed, I am sure that not only will you not drive me away, but you will also go to my house immediately." ”
For this kind of person, I really don't want to deal with it, but that guy pestered me to death, and with the strength of wine, he was stunned to tell this matter, in his words, if he didn't say it, his life would be ruined.
In desperation, I had no choice but to nod and say, "Give you a chance to say three words." ”
His face was overjoyed, and he hurriedly said: "The first sentence, the bed that her family gave me, I just slept for one night, and I had a strange dream, I dreamed that I went to the hotel for dinner, and there were many people in the hotel. ”
"The second sentence is, I slept in that bed for seven days, and I had that kind of dream for seven days in a row."
"In the third sentence, I wanted to throw away the bed, but I found that the bed seemed to be frozen, and I couldn't move it at all, and I used an axe to chop it, and the same is true."
After listening to these three sentences, my face sank, and I had only one thought in my heart, the bed of the evil sect, so I asked him: "Has that bed been tampered with?" ”
He shook his head and said, "At first, I thought so too, so I asked my girlfriend's family to theorize, but her family swore that they were just sending a bed, and it was impossible to do anything. ”
Hearing this, I wondered even more, if I didn't do anything, then what happened to his bed?
To put it bluntly, it is generally taboo to eat in dreams, like him who dreams of going to the hotel for seven nights in a row, and nine times out of ten he is robbing food with ghosts.
Just when I was stunned, Li Yang spoke again, and he said: "Since I had that dream for seven nights, my body has become fatter and fatter, and even my appearance has changed unconsciously, and what is even stranger is..." ”
At this point, I stopped talking, and suddenly picked up the rest of the liquor, and drank it all, and in less than three minutes, he vomited, and what he spit out was very evil, that black earth, with a strong rancid smell.
This rancid smell is very similar to the stench of the stinky ditch that has been settled for many years, especially the black soil, and some white maggots with large pinholes can be faintly seen wriggling.
As soon as I saw this situation, my stomach churned, I almost didn't vomit, where did I dare to hesitate, I quickly pulled out a few tissues to cover it, and looked at Li Yang, and found that his whole person seemed to be prostrating, lying motionless on the sofa, his face was even more pale as paper, without the slightest blood, and a pair of eyes stared directly at the ceiling.
The strange thing is that normal people's eyes are black and white, and in his eyes, I can't see anything black, some are just white, a white expanse, so evil that people can't help but shudder when they look at it.
"Li Yang!" I shouted tentatively.
He turned his head slowly and looked at me, but he didn't speak, but he made a strange sound from his mouth.
I don't know how to describe that voice, like the sound of burping after a full meal, and like the sound of burping after drinking water, and the most evil thing is that as soon as his strange voice came out, I only felt that the air in the entire office seemed to be covered with a layer of mist, which was unbelievable.
(End of chapter)