Chapter 11 Stuffy ~ Sao (First Update, Asking for a Monthly Pass)

June 2005, Jiading Ancient City.

The crew of "Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance" cleaned up a field and filmed the pictures of the four talents traveling in the mountains and rivers.

Because this is a movie with a very strong nonsensical style of Zhou's, the shooting is much simpler than "If Love", and there are not too many scenes, as long as the nonsensical comedy effect is brought into full play, the movie will be 8% successful.

The remaining two percent will have to be dealt with in detail.

"A flock of geese down the hill."

"Boo drove down the river."

"Fall into the river and catch geese to cure hunger."

"After eating, go home and play with my wife."

"Oh mystery!"

"Hahahaha...... Hee-hee-hee-hee...... Wahahaha......"

"Hey, it's really that funny?"

……

Through the lens, looking at Yin Tianqiu's nonsensical performance style perfectly displayed, Zuo Xiaoyou was very satisfied, this is Xing Ye's movie, this is the way Xing Ye should act.

We don't want to go west to conquer demons, we don't want mermaids, we don't want Yangtze River No. 7, we just want Xingye style Xingye.

Hee-hee-ha, exaggerated and funny, this is the peak star master, and it is also our favorite star master.

“cut!” Zuo Xiaoyou stood up: "Next!" ”

The crew immediately began to pack up their things and move the battlefield.

Halfway to the next scene, Zuo Xiaoyou told Liu Tianxian about the play: "The next scene is Mrs. Hua going to the temple to offer incense, and halfway through, the four talented people compete to see Qiu Xiang, a big beauty, and shout 'Qiu Xiang', you slowly turn around, revealing a look back that is not smiling, a little indifferent, but with a little inquiring expression." After all, you don't know who's calling you. After that, in the next shot, the four talents are called 'beauties', and you turn around with a few ugly actors who are not human, and they are still the same as before, only showing your beauty. ”

Liu Tianxian nodded frequently, remembering the scene to be filmed later. couldn't help but laugh: "Director Zuo, you are really a geek, you can think of such a funny scene." ”

"People with a sense of humor at heart can always come up with something humorous." Zuo Xiaoyou smiled slightly: "But the test of your acting skills is to return to Washington, after Tang Bohu sold himself into slavery, there were many funny scenes at that time, it depends on whether you can act more funny." ”

"I'll try." Liu Tianxian said seriously.

"Funny doesn't come by effort, it's by talent." Zuo Xiaoyou said: "Of course, with my script, I have already told you how to be funny." You can follow the acting as written, or you can add your own style. But if you don't act well, I'll let you adjust it appropriately. ”

Liu Tianxian nodded.

Under Zuo Xiaoyou's taught~tutelage, Liu Tianxian's Qiu Xiang is much better than Aunt Gong's back then, of course, this does not rule out that Zuo Xiaoyou let Liu Tianxian reshoot again and again, constantly shattering the trace of fairy sister's reserve in her body, and in the end, Liu Tianxian directly collapsed, and then Zuo Xiaoyou asked her how to act. Liu Tianxian didn't care at all. In this case, Liu Tianxian's image was completely ruined. But the acting skills did really explode.

Women, especially beautiful women acting in comedy, can easily ruin their image.

The most typical ones are Dandan, Cai Ming, and Mary, although they are not peerless beauties, they can at least score six or seven points, but because they have acted in too many self-destructive comedies. As a result, the charm value of these three women has plummeted, even if they are usually dressed beautifully, people's images have been fixed, and they really can't think too much.

What Zuo Xiaoyou is doing to Liu Tianxian now is to ruin his image. And after Liu Tianxian acted like this, the audience still had no regrets about Liu Tianxian because they hadn't watched the movie yet, but the actors and staff who participated in the filming on the scene really ruined Liu Tianxian's image subversively.

Is this Sister Fairy? Is this really a fairy sister? You lied to me! I don't believe it, I don't believe it, I don't believe it!!!!!

It's this hysterical subversion.

"Mrs. Yu, the villain lives on the edge of the city of Suzhou, his family has a house and a field, and his life is boundless, who knows that Tang Bohu ......"

Accompanied by Tang Bohu's strong percussion, the fairy sister's hair stood upside down! then robbed Mrs. Hua's lines:

"It's so exciting, I can't help but praise him! No, I can't show it. But this feeling is really like a cloud, his touching confession, can be expressed in a playful and brisk bamboo board, coupled with a strong rhythm of percussion instruments to end, really listen to my climax wave after wave......"

Woowoo...... This is not my fairy sister......

In the process of constantly ruining the image, "Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance" finally ushered in the day of completion.

"Wait! Draw two punches first. ”

"Huh?"

"None of this? Mahjong Pai Gow four-color tiles, you'll always be the same, right? ”

"Ah!!h

As Tang Bohu vomited blood and died, the curtain fell.

“cut!” Zuo Xiaoyou stood up and said in a loud voice: "I announce, "Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance", finished!" ”

"It's finally over!" Liu Tianxian took off the phoenix crown, took off his wedding clothes, and immediately returned to the hotel.

She wanted to be quiet......

Liu's mother doesn't know what to say to her daughter now. The image of a fairy that her daughter had finally established collapsed in one fell swoop.

Liu's mother can imagine that once "Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance" is released, her daughter's future drama path will be much broader......

Mixed blessings!

Zuo Xiaoyou doesn't care, he once had been a couple of Liu Tianxian for a few years in "Charlotte's Troubles", and he also has a good relationship in reality, so he is more familiar with some of Liu Tianxian's hidden attributes.

As the saying goes, the more serious a person is, the more he has a sullen heart. Unless it's a little dragon girl.

Although Liu Tianxian has played the little dragon girl, she is not the little dragon girl after all, so she actually has something sullen in her heart, otherwise she would not have had some kind of love with the stick in reality, and she was kissed and touched by the stick. If the heart is not agitated enough, how is it possible?

So in this movie, Zuo Xiaoyou smashed Liu Tianxian's disguise, allowing her to expose the most angry side of her heart. Not to mention, the performance style is really a bit like a big-mouthed aunt.

After the crew disbanded, Liu Tianxian and her mother returned to the capital, but before leaving, Liu Tianxian and Zuo Xiaoyou hugged each other. Then she bit him the shoulder.

"I hate you."

Dropping this sentence, Liu Tianxian left.

After the post-production of "Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance" ended, Zuo Xiaoyou did not immediately take it to review and screen, but after passing the review, it was temporarily sealed, and he planned to take it out for release in two years.

First, the mainland film market in 05 was too small. In two years, things would be much better; Second, in the past two years, Zuo Xiaoyou seized the time to shoot the upper and lower parts of "Journey to the West".

Because these two films require a lot of special effects technology, it took two full years to shoot Zuo Xiaoyou.

The new "Journey to the West", the makeup is absolutely sincere, and the special effects technology is based on "Avatar", with special effects from beginning to end, and the storyline of the whole movie has also been reorganized, and some unnecessary scenes and lines have been deleted. It has been carefully designed.

For this movie, Zuo Xiaoyou spent three years rewriting the script, and another two years for shooting and post-production. In this case, the pictures shot by the new version of "Journey to the West" are naturally beautiful and full of infinite shock. And the storyline also retains the style of Zhou's comedy. But some of the less elegant parts of the fighting picture have been removed.

For example, Sun Wukong was chased by Guanyin and said 'Sanba Po'. This 'Sanba' definitely can't have it. Otherwise, it's too vulgar and doesn't match the new version of the forced style.

and Sun Wukong stepped on the seven-colored clouds to 'grab the kiss', and the shape that he posed like a javelin thrower must also be removed.

In short, this kind of bloody fighting scene is absolutely not allowed to be vulgar and nonsensical in the world. Zhou's nonsensical gags in other episodes make people laugh, but the fight process is still like that. It's really annoying.

Of course, Zuo Xiaoyou has saved almost all the classic lines, such as '10,000 years', such as 'I served YOU', and then 'do you need it?' Don't need it? 'That.

Of course, Tang Seng's line of forcing the two little monsters to death must be retained.

In the summer of 2007, "Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance" was released at the same time on both sides of the Taiwan Strait. But it did not land in the European and American markets, not because it couldn't go, but because it was deliberately pressed down. He is afraid that "Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance" will directly snatch the box office of one billion Hong Kong dollars in the North American market, so how can "Journey to the West" be screened?

At this time, although the mainland film market has the potential of a billion box office, Zuo Xiaoyou feels that it is not easy to complete the one billion box office, but it is worth gambling. If "Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance" really breaks one billion at the box office in the mainland, he will return to reality with "Journey to the West", which can be regarded as a collectible item.

Zuo Xiaoyou once said that if "Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance" is released in the mainland after 2015, its box office will be at least one billion or more, even if it exceeds two billion, there is a relatively high possibility, if the appeal of Xing Ye at that time is the same as in reality, then it will be released in 2016, even if it exceeds 4 billion.

At that time, there was already such a big market in China, coupled with the appeal of Xingye, it was entirely possible to achieve this achievement.

But in 2007 this was not the case.

In reality, in 2007, the mainland box office champion was 300 million yuan, and it was also an imported film called "Transformers", and the domestic box office champion was 150 million yuan of "Assembly", which was only half of "Transformers".

By the way, the runner-up at the mainland box office this year is the famous "Lust and Caution", 120 million, and Tang Mou became famous.

Even Hollywood blockbusters like "Transformers" can only get 300 million box office, Zuo Xiaoyou has little confidence in "Tang Bohu Dots Autumn Fragrance", and thinks that it will be heaven if it can get 500 million box office.

But it turned out that he underestimated the appeal of the golden combination of himself and Yin Tianqiu.

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