Chapter 261: Change
Lu Rui's love in life - food!
So thinking that he was leaving Beijing, why should he eat the food of Jingshi. With-Dream- . lā
Lin Yubin thought that she didn't know when she would come again, so she also wanted to go out to eat and have fun, of course Lin You and the three who stayed in Beijing would not stop them, but it happened that they only took over the appointment order, and they had not officially taken up their posts, and there was time.
So I hit it off, and first asked about the delicious food nearby, and the seven people gathered and set off early in the morning.
First stood on the side of the street and carefully ate the supposedly delicious pancakes, then went to the stall with sweet water noodles and ate noodles, and then all seven of them held up.
Everyone decided to walk back slowly.
Lin Yubin's legs were short, and he felt a little tired after walking for a while, for convenience, they came out on horseback, and Shang Mingjie directly helped people to the horse.
Lin Yubin can ride a horse, so no one thinks there is a problem.
As a result, I don't know what she thinks, but suddenly she was full of pride, clicked the horse's belly, and the horse was more excited, and ran away by herself.
The six people who were left behind were stunned, and when they reacted, they immediately jumped on the horse to chase them, and at that time, the thoughts of the six people were unprecedentedly unanimous: if Aunt Lin knew, they would definitely be beaten to death!
Fortunately, this is in the inner city, there are few people, the streets are spacious, Lin Yubin rushed all the way back, except for the dust in the early morning.
Well, she's okay, but the six people behind her are gray, so the dust is really not ordinary.
But no one dared to say these words to Lin Qingwan, and they all acquiesced to Shang Mingjie's words.
Lin Qingwan glanced at them and didn't ask for the bottom of the matter, "I heard that there is a sheep scorpion in Wicker Alley that is very delicious, and we will eat that at noon." ”
All seven of them had a light in their eyes.
"If the six of you go, remember to ask someone to pack and send one to the Four Princes' Mansion," Lin Qingwan finished speaking, "I'll take Yubin out to visit friends in a while." ”
Lu Rui was a little disappointed, and it seemed that he couldn't eat.
When Lin Qingwan's aunt and nephew arrived at the Four Princes' Mansion, it was already lively, a group of children were chasing and playing around the hall, and when they saw two beauties coming in, the Five Princes rushed over directly like a small cannonball, and Lin Yubin grabbed his collar before he rushed into his aunt's arms......
The fifth prince was strangled, and he was not angry, seeing that Lin Yubin was also good-looking, he turned around and wanted to hug her.
The fourth prince had a black line on his face, and stepped forward in a few steps to bring the person from Lin Yubin's hand, "Fifth brother, if you mess around again, I'll send you back." ”
"No, I don't want to go back." The fifth prince was a lot quieter, and his eyes rolled and said, "I, I just want to be close to the third sister and the eldest niece." ”
Lin Qingwan is the righteous daughter of the emperor and queen, and if you talk about ranking in the royal family, it is the third line.
Her face turned dark, and she endured it, but she didn't reach out to twist his ears, but warned with a smile: "Fifth Highness, indecent assault is a very dangerous thing, it will be broken at least with broken hands and feet, and at worst it will be killed." ”
The fifth prince smiled and said: "The third sister also scares me like the second sister, I just like beauties, I just want to be close to them, they are all voluntary, how can it be dangerous?" ”
The fourth prince couldn't help but pat him on the head, "How old are you this year?" Be honest with me! ”
The fifth prince is nine and a half years old this year, eleven years old, but he has obvious hobbies.
Lin Qingwan took Lin Yubin, who breathed a sigh of relief, patted her hand and said, "Go play with a few of your cousins." ”
separated the five princes from her.
The fifth prince watched Lin Yubin leave with regret, touched his neck and said, "Third sister, the eldest nephew's hand is really big enough, my neck hurts a little, you, you let the girl next to you blow it for me." ”
In the end, he didn't dare to let Lin Qingwan blow it.
Bai Feng shrunk his neck and lowered his head to look at his toes.
Lin Qingwan smiled, reached out and grabbed his collar and said with a smile: "What kind of girl, the third sister will blow it for you." ”
The fifth prince trembled, and was about to refuse when Lin Qingwan dragged him in.
The grandmother of the fifth prince frowned slightly, and was about to stop it when she was coldly stung by the fourth prince.
Lao Wu's bad habit still has to be corrected as soon as possible, if his mother is allowed to indulge him so much, he will not bring disaster to the country and the people in a few years?
Lin Qingwan was angry, and directly dragged the person into the inner room, the eldest princess was talking to the fourth princess, and when she saw her coming in around the screen, she turned her head and asked with a smile, "What are you waiting for so long outside?" ”
Seeing the person she pulled in her hand, she couldn't help frowning slightly, "What's the matter, the fifth child provoked you again?" ”
Lin Qingwan didn't see a trace of anger on her face, and said with a smile, "No, the fifth brother's neck hurts, I'll blow it to him, and talk to him by the way." ”
But his hand was not polite at all, and he directly dragged the person to the couch next to him and sat down.
The eldest princess and the fourth princess were all a little surprised.
Although Lin Qingwan is the righteous daughter of the emperor and queen, she has always been polite and polite, rarely calling people in the rank of brothers and sisters, and mostly honorifically calling them as ministers.
Looking at the anger in her eyes again, the two of them knew that the fifth child was provoking her.
The fifth prince also noticed it, but he didn't take it to heart, but was about to beg for mercy, but Lin Qingwan ripped off his collar and asked with a smile, "Where it hurts, I'll blow it for you." ”
The fifth prince couldn't help but hesitate for a moment, and then touched his neck and said: "It hurts here, so the collar is strangled, and the eldest niece is too ungentle to me as an uncle." ”
When everyone in the room saw Lin Qingwan stretching out his hand to touch his neck, they couldn't help but widen their eyes, and looked at the neck of the fifth prince in horror for a while, for fear that Lin Qingwan would break him if he was excited.
Lin Qingwan didn't fold it, didn't even pinch it, but turned around and took the ointment from the hand of the palace maid who was shaking her hands, and said while rubbing it on his neck: "Do you know why I said that indecent assault is dangerous? ”
"Third sister, don't worry, I'm not rude, the beauty I like must be dealt with willingly, this time it's an accident," the fifth prince smiled: "Didn't I see that the third sister and the eldest nephew were too excited, so I pounced, and I didn't expect the eldest niece to dare to do something to me." ”
"You're too fast, your eldest niece didn't see who you were, even I didn't see clearly." Lin Qingwan smiled softly at him, "It's your eldest niece, I didn't see it clearly and dragged it, if you dare to pounce like this outside, then the guards around me are afraid that they will directly draw their knives and cut them, do you think it's very dangerous?" ”
The fifth prince was stunned, was this threatening him?
"But this is all light," Lin Qingwan said softly: "You are the prince, with people around you, outsiders can't recognize you for a while, and the misunderstanding will be cleared as soon as you sign up, so you are not afraid of the danger outside, you are afraid of the danger inside." ”
Lin Yubin, who was sitting outside the screen playing with the eldest princess's two sons and the daughter of the fourth prince, pouted and continued to play with them.
The fifth prince asked, "What is the danger inside?" ”
Seeing that they were communicating quite friendly, the four princes lifted their robes and sat down on the side, watching silently.
The eldest princess and the fourth princess also pricked up their ears to listen.
Lin Qingwan asked, "I see that you like beauties so much, then you must know how to mate now, right?" ”
The fourth prince squirted out a mouthful of water, and couldn't help coughing violently.
The eldest princess was stunned, and then she couldn't help but cover her face and laugh silently, mating, is this when the fifth child is a brute?
The fifth prince blushed, he was young, he couldn't say this kind of thing, and it was still very shameful to say it, so he got up and said, "Third sister, you don't want to humiliate me." ”
Lin Qingwan stopped her hand and said, "How can I humiliate you?" Copulation is a matter of nature and a major event in nature, and how does everything in the world exist? Isn't it just reproduction? ”
Lin Qingwan dragged someone and said solemnly: "Sit down and listen carefully, I have a serious discussion with you, not to humiliate you." ”
The fifth prince looked at her suspiciously.
Lin Qingwan looked up at him frankly and said: "Animal mating is nature, it is for reproduction, and human beings are much more complicated, because we have reason and thought, and we can restrain ourselves and converge **, this is the biggest difference between humans and animals." ”
"I said you're dangerous because you're still young, you don't know how to discipline yourself, and you don't know how to restrain yourself, I ask you, do you know how long the average animal lives?"
The fifth prince was stunned when he heard this, and asked rhetorically, "How do I know?" ”
Lin Qingwan sighed and said, "Why don't you know anything, how did your gentlemen teach you?" ”
The Sixth Prince sneaked in and pricked up his ears to listen.
"Legend has it that man evolved from monkeys, and the lifespan of monkeys is generally twenty years, dogs are about eighteen years, and horses are about thirty years, you see, they all live much shorter than people, do you know why?"
The fifth prince shook his head in a daze.
Lin Qingwan smiled at him with teeth: "Because they have no thoughts, they don't know how to restrain **, they don't know how to restrain, and they don't know how to maintain health." ”
Lin Qingwan looked at the fifth prince with a very regretful gaze and said, "You are only eleven years old this year, do you know what age it is best for men to get married?" ”
The fifth prince hesitated: "Sixteen? ”
Lin Qingwan smiled slightly: "And the crown." ”
She pointed to the fourth prince and said, "Your fourth brother is considered to be early, but he is also eighteen years old, and you ask him how old he is to open the meat." ”
The fourth prince couldn't help but blush, and coughed: "Third sister! ”
Lin Qingwan smiled lightly: "Fourth brother, today we are only talking about science, you have to look at the sexes objectively, this is also to teach the fifth brother well." ”
The fourth princess also blushed, turned her head and glanced at the eldest princess, seeing that she was listening with great interest, she also sat still and didn't move, she also wanted to hear what Lin Qingwan said.
The fifth prince's gaze swept over the eldest sister and the fourth emperor's sister-in-law and the many girls in the house, and when he saw that their faces were calm, he really thought that this was normal, so he also stared at him with blazing eyes The fourth brother asked, "Fourth brother, how old are you to open meat?" ”
The fourth prince's face was flushed, and he was about to get angry, but when he saw Lin Qingwan looking at him lightly, he was angry in his heart, pursed his lips and said, "When you get married." ”
The fifth prince's eyes widened, and he looked incredulous.
The eldest princess picked up the apple and smashed it at him, "Put away that stupid look, I thought they were all like you." ”
Lin Qingwan nodded and said, "That's right, then how do you see your fourth brother's health?" ”
"Good!" The fifth prince glanced at his fourth brother, he just took a kick from his fourth brother yesterday, but it hurt.
Lin Qingwan said: "Go back and ask your fourth brother to find you a few perverts, and the people who have been mixed in the wind and moon early will show you, you can compare." ”
She moved her gaze downwards and said meaningfully: "I read that the medical book says that a drop of essence and a drop of blood, you don't know how to restrain yourself at a young age, that is overdrawing your essence and blood, and now you feel full of vitality, and you will wait for twenty-five ...... after you."
Lin Qingwan sighed: "You are so much younger than me, my sister doesn't want you to walk in front of me." ”
The fifth prince understood, this is to scare him.
He jumped up and said, "Third sister, don't I just want to hug you and my eldest niece, you don't need to retaliate against me like this, right?" Hmph, I know you adults can't afford to play, so I just don't play with you. ”
Then he raised his feet and rushed out.
The fourth prince frowned fiercely and asked people to follow.
Lin Qingwan sneered, turned her head and asked the fourth prince, "Although I saw him last time, he was not in a hurry, why is this the case after not seeing him for a few days?" ”