Chapter 14 On the Cat's Ability to Die

"Rhubarb, I heard that you actually sold more than 200 books written by our Truth Order, which really gives me a long face! The old man at the cross dared to look down on me, he even mocked me that the book would not sell at all, and he had forgotten that it was the result of a long time ago that he and I had worked together! What do you want to eat with rhubarb? Just mention! In a bamboo forest with the fragrance of birds and flowers, an old man with white hair but full of energy was stuffing the small vermilion fruit in his hand into the paws of a yellow fat cat lying lazily on the stone table in front of him.

"Meow? Despite mentioning? Big D! Come and order! The cat, known as Rhubarb, shook his ears, stuffed the fruit into his mouth, chewed it without chewing, and then called out to his good brother to come and order food together.

"Meow? Rhubarb, the menu is here, you order first! The black cat that was playing under an ancient tree covered with vines not far from the bamboo forest heard Rhubarb's cry and quickly rushed over, jumped on the table, and summoned a thick book out of thin air and put it in front of Rhubarb and said, It is also very righteous.

As the two cats finished their meal, and did not make them wait any longer, some of the apostles, who were temporary attendants, brought up plates of food, and the two cats ate happily.

Just when the two cats were full of wine and food, the old man just now held a cup of tea as if he suddenly remembered something, and asked Rhubarb:

"By the way, Rhubarb, I forgot to ask, how did you sell those books, I remember that you seemed to have watched a TV show and suddenly ran to be a newcomer guide on a whim, how can a newcomer who has just entered the main god space have reward points to buy books?" The old man asked with a puzzled look on his face.

"It's easy, meow! I signed a contract with them, and they can pay on credit if the Lord God is the just! Rhubarb blinked, then said calmly. At the same time, it thought to itself: these humans are so stupid that they can't even think of such a simple solution.

"Lord.... Host. God... Indenture? The old man suddenly asked with a little trembling, and the tea in the cup in his hand spilled out with the trembling of his hands.

"That's right, meow, what do you mean by that, old fellow? Do you think this meow is selling less? Never mind! Another big meal, Ben Meow immediately went to apply to become a guide, and help you sell again, this time it will definitely be more popular, I already have enough sales experience! Rhubarb was very puzzled by the old man's reaction, so he thought about it for a while and said confidently.

"How many copies have you sold?" The old man asked tremblingly.

"More than two hundred and seventy copies, some newcomers just have bad brains, doubt this and that, I have given them such a good opportunity, I dare not buy it, I am really angry!" Rhubarb seemed to recall the newcomers who made him dissatisfied, and said angrily, the tail behind him was straightened and erected, which showed the anger in his heart.

"You... You! After the old man confirmed Rhubarb's words again, he rolled his eyes and wanted to say something, but he couldn't catch his breath, and then fell headlong on the table, and the tea cup in his hand fell to the ground, turning into fragments, and all the tea was spilled on the ground.

"Meow? Could it be that the old guy fainted excitedly? Big D, what do we do? Rhubarb shook his beard suspiciously, stretched out his paws and probed the old man's head, and when he saw that he didn't react, he reluctantly asked the good brother beside him.

"Rhubarb, I think we should go out for a walk now to eat, I just ate a little too much, but the old guy is our owner after all, I think we should still notify the people outside, let them deal with the meow, although the old guy is quite strong, but after all, he is old, and he still needs to take care of it." The black cat, called Big D, rolled its turquoise eyes, and then said righteously.

"Big D makes sense, let's go! Meow~~" Rhubarb nodded his head in agreement, then jumped off the table and said.

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"Now broadcast a real-time news, according to the news just came, the leader of the Truth Order was once again stunned by his pet cat Rhubarb, it is reported that the reason this time is because Rhubarb in order to sell the books that have not been sold to the newcomers who have just entered the space to prepare for the novice task, so he used his authority to mobilize the Order's funds and signed two hundred and seventy contracts of the main god. The deputy head of the regiment said: We really can't afford this kind of mascot, if it weren't for the fact that the head of the regiment only likes to keep pets now, more than 1,000 people in our sect would immediately stew it! Well, it is reported that the deputy head of the regiment who made this remark has now been imprisoned in a small black room by the awakened head of the regiment for reflection. ”

Just as Twilight Star followed Chen Hao leisurely walking in the legion area and watching the flags of the legion wander around, such a news appeared on a light curtain next to it, accompanied by a picture of the cat, a photo of no one enjoying the food.

"Is there still this in the main god space? News? Media? Or something? That cat still has that deeds, it seems that the cat we just entered the space and tricked us into buying a book! Twilight looked at the light curtain on the side of the road with a look of surprise and said, the infinite city is really far from what Twilight once imagined, he once thought that the main god space should be full of violence and barbarism, darkness and cruelty after reading the introduction of the main god in that book, but he didn't expect that civilization itself is also an evolution.

"Yes, since there is almost no difference between the Infinite City and the Future City, it is not surprising that there are news media, after all, there are even organizations such as foundations. The news media is composed of a number of apostles who make extra money and the aborigines of the world under the control of the main god, initially a newly formed legion to distribute leaflets to promote their own behavior, and then someone was inspired to form a media organization to make the infinite city realize the information, the main god instinctively felt that this was conducive to evolution is involved. Although it is said to be a news media, it is actually mainly based on entertainment programs and advertising, after all, the information of the apostles is confidential, and no one wants to be known on TV when they have no strength, especially when they are exposed to various abilities, so the media reports are controlled by the main god, and the main god feels that the things that need to be kept secret are absolutely not allowed to be reported and leaked without the nod of those apostles, and the news they are reporting now seems to have been authorized by the Truth Order. But such a thing that can be regarded as a scandal can be authorized to be released by others at will, and it is really a cult without scruples. Chen Hao said with a natural expression.

"The key is the cat!" Twilight repeated absentmindedly.

"Actually, we earned it, do you know how many reward points are required for a contract with the Lord God?" Chen Hao said suddenly.

"Huh? 10,000 bonus points? But that cat only earned 10 bonus points from us! Twilight Star was stunned for a moment, then said in surprise after a quick check of the main god's redemption options.

"That's why it's on the news, hehe, spent nearly three million reward points but only returned to nearly three thousand reward points in the end, and used the legion funds, no wonder their head was stunned, but it seems that such things seem to be the norm, and the people in their sect are used to that cat doing strange things from time to time." Chen Hao said with a smile.

"Haha! What's more, it's not just weird.,Last time, when the seven presiding judges of the FFF group went to the Truth Church to participate in the council, they actually found two female cats to sing in the legion hall.,Singing some love songs.,It's a new generation of love song king.,Although the FFF group doesn't pay attention to the couples who are not in the group.,But this kind of show of affection in front of others and force-feed dog food simply doesn't treat people as people.,I was almost roasted by the seven angry presiding judges on the trial frame with the fire of faith that they burned to death the head of the group who betrayed the organization.。 A gossip passer-by in a robe next to him laughed and added, and then walked away.

"Is it so powerful? It's amazing that it's alive and well. Twilight muttered to herself dumbfounded.

"It should be said that it's because the head of the regiment has been covering it, didn't I see that the deputy head of the regiment who said he was going to stew it was already locked up in a small black room just after he threatened it." The corners of Chen Hao's mouth twitched and said, although he was already mentally prepared, he didn't expect that cat to be so capable of doing things, I heard that cats have nine lives, and the one who will die in the end must be killed by himself!

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(PS: In other words, tomorrow weekend, it seems to be the last day of my 30-day new book period, I decided to change 10,000 words in three changes!) Then it was almost 200,000 words in the past two days, and I applied for a second signing, and I don't know if I can pass it. )