In fact, Zhu Ling is really not fat, at least in Qi Lin's eyes.

Women, who weigh no more than 100, are either flat-chested or short.

Zhu Ling is not short, and she has a big chest.

But she also has the common problem of women - she can't stand being asked about her weight.

In fact, Qi Lin seriously doubted that a large part of the reason why Zhu Ling worked hard to cultivate was to maintain her figure.

Of course, he didn't dare to ask Zhu Ling.

usually calls her a "little fat pig", and Qi Lin is already walking a tightrope.

"Jingle bell", Qi Lin received a message from Zhu Ling to him.

"The surname is Lin, this fairy officially announces that your property has been confiscated."

Qi Lin immediately replied: "Then your weight must break 110." ”

Zhu Ling was furious.

She held her mobile phone, her body trembled slightly, and a flame actually broke out of thin air in her hand.

The passing Modu University student ~ happened to shoot this scene with his mobile phone, and then posted it on Weibo, causing netizens to complain.

"It seems that Little Phoenix's mobile phone is updated very quickly."

"Who made my wife angry?"

"The angry little fairy is still so beautiful."

Zhu Ling is the current figure of the hour, and among the university ~ students, only Zhu Ling can compete with Qi Lin in popularity.

Soon after her news was published, she was officially recommended.

Qi Lin's mobile phone, half an hour later, received the news sent by the official push~.

After seeing this short video, Qi Lin smiled dumbly, boarded his Weibo, forwarded and commented: "It seems that the little fairy's magical powers have not yet been practiced at home, the revolution has not yet succeeded, and comrades still have to work hard." Come on, I'm optimistic about you. ”

Zhu Ling quickly replied online: "Why don't you die?" Still not angry with you? Within three days, if I don't receive a new 'Orange X' phone, you can prepare a coffin for yourself in advance. ”

The two joke extremely casually on weekdays, so there is no psychological pressure when they scold each other on the Internet.

But the people who eat melons are dumbfounded.

Suzaku silently forwarded and commented: "What's the situation? I have an extra sister~ husband? ”

Suzaku is one of the top stars of the Chinese Super League today, and she is also a super beauty. She has nearly 100 million fans, so every move will attract the attention of the whole people.

With her forwarding, Qi Lin and Zhu Ling's jokes couldn't be contained at all.

Lin Qi forwarded and commented: "As an empty nester and your agent, I would like to solemnly remind you to take safety measures. It's normal for young people to go off the rails, just don't blossom and bear fruit. ”

The corners of Qi Lin's mouth twitched~, and Zhu Ling completely collapsed.

This is just the beginning.

Netizens couldn't sit still when they saw that Zhu Ling and Lin Qi were joking like this.

Soon, various jokes appeared on the Internet.

"Tangerine X, national, three days. You don't have to wear a condom, I'll take the medicine. ”

"Qi Lin, is it okay for a man? I take Viagra myself. ”

"Surprised, martial arts star Zhu Ling actually committed to Qi Lin for three days for the sake of 10,000 yuan of orange 18, is this a moral degradation or a distortion of human nature?"

……

"Lose your sister, distort your sister." Zhu Ling couldn't stand it at all.

But whether it was Lin Qi or Suzaku, they all sent messages to Zhu Ling one after another, so that she must not be angry.

Occasionally blacking yourself off or teasing a few times on Weibo is an excellent way to get closer to your fans.

Many operation teams will do this on purpose, but after all, it is not as natural as Zhu Ling Qilin.

So with this kind of opportunity, Lin Qi, as an agent, of course, will not miss it.

"Lingling, calm down, it's a big deal to let Qi Lin bleed more."

Suzaku and Lin Qi both have this attitude, so Zhu Ling wants to cry without tears.

What made her even more angry was Qi Lin.

This product casually went to Weibo to flip the brand, and finally took a screenshot of a page where he placed an order by himself, and then @ himself, which read:

"Jiangsu, Zhejiang and Shanghai free shipping, when is the little fairy ready to fulfill her promise? I'll open a room and wait for you. ”

"Don't be angry, don't be angry, I'm a magnanimous person." Zhu Ling comforted herself like this.

With a smile on her lips and an MMP in her heart, Zhu Ling thought about Lin Qi and her sister's instructions, and then replied to Qi Lin with poison:

"Don't you like men? I didn't plan to be a wife. ”

Seeing Zhu Ling say such a thing, Qi Lin sprayed directly.

The people who eat melons also sprayed.

What about the little fairy?

Qi Lin could only give a thumbs up, and then say, "You are ruthless!" ”

"That's a must." Zhu Ling added a triumphant expression, "Sample, I can't cure you." ”

Tiefutu silently reposted the Weibo of the two, and then commented: "I lost, the two of them have already entered the realm of transformation, and they are bowing to the wind." ”

Zhu Ling's face turned red again.

Like an ostrich, Zhu Ling decisively went offline, and then kept hinting to herself: "I can't see, I can't see, I can't see." ”

Qi Lin shook his head and smiled, and redevoted himself to the great cause of studying Feng Bo's cultivation notes.

He only thought it was a spice in his life, after all, it was boring to cultivate all the time, and it was not a bad thing to relax once in a while.

It's just that this kind of thing is a matter of leisure fun after all, and it will be over when it's over, and Qi Lin didn't pay attention to it at all.

But what he didn't expect was that soon, an unfamiliar QQ number applied for his friend.

Qi Lin can be regarded as a public figure now, and under normal circumstances, personal information will not be leaked.

So whoever can find his contact information will not be an unrelated person.

Although surprised, Qi Lin still chose to agree.

"Qi Lin, I'm your idol."

When Qi Lin saw this, he looked confused.

The other party also reacted quickly, and then hurriedly withdrew the above sentence and sent what he really wanted to say again: "You are my idol." ”

Qi Lin frowned, is he a fan?

So how do you know his Q number?

Although it was strange, Qi Lin still replied politely: "Thank you." ”

"No thanks, no thanks, Qi Lin, I have something to ask you."

"We don't know each other, so let's not ask." Qi Lin replied directly.

He had never been interested in chatting with a stranger.

Lin Xinran was confused, but she quickly regained her spirits and posted a selfie of herself.

is wearing pajamas, and the mountains on his chest are looming, which is very seductive ~ bewildering.

Seeing this photo, Qi Lin's brows furrowed even deeper.

"Who are you? What do you want to do? ”

"I'm also a student ~ of Lincheng University, and I want to make a deal with you. I'll stay with you for three days, play whatever you want, how about you give me an 'orange X'? Lin Xinran asked expectantly.

Qi Lin: "...... Neuropathy. ”

Then he directly blocked Lin Xinran.

He didn't expect that there were really people who took ~ jokes seriously.

I didn't expect that this woman would do so many bad things for a mobile phone.