Chapter 246: Feng Shui Master
Now that he was discovered, Yuan Fan stopped hiding and walked out of the aisle. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
But I saw an old man who was about seventy years old sitting in the center of the room, one hand was holding the hand of the ghost clone, and the ghost clone finally stopped swaying from side to side at this time, and the color of the entire soul body became lighter, and it seemed that the old man was taking the ghost clone back into his body.
Yuan Fan smiled: "It turned out to be an old ghost, so you did it this time to steal books?" β
The old man's hands kept moving, and he asked, "Are you human?" How can humans see me? β
"It's not a big deal! Ghosts, many people can see ghosts, but to be honest, I'm a little special. β
The old man asked in a deep voice, "What's special?" β
"Not only can I see ghosts, but I can also fight ghosts! Let me introduce myself, my name is Yuan Fan and I am an exorcist! Yuan Fan said very stinkyly.
"Exorcist? So what? β
Yuan Fan choked suddenly, daring to love this old ghost, although he is "old", but he has little knowledge, isn't his flattering eyes thrown to the blind?
"Didn't I tell you, it's someone who can fight ghosts!"
"You're a monk?"
Yuan Fan pulled his face and said, "A ghost like you, with shallow knowledge and rigid thinking, who told you that only Taoist priests fight ghosts?" Well, I don't have the patience to tell you the difference between a priest and an exorcist, I'm in a hurry. β
"What are you doing in a hurry?" The old man said unhurriedly.
Yuan Fan wondered, is this old ghost really not afraid or is he delaying time with me?
Looking at the fading ghost clone, he smiled and said, "It seems that you are pretending to be crazy and stupid with me, and you want to wait until the ghost clone is fused to fight with me?" β
Yuan Fan shook his head, "I advise you to put away this thought, I have already found out your ability, and I am a very qualified exorcist, more than enough to deal with you." If it weren't for the traditional virtue of respecting the old and loving the young, I wouldn't have talked so much nonsense to you. β
At this time, the nightmare ghost also came over and said, "That's right, although Yuan Fan is an exorcist, although he is not afraid, but with me, a powerful nightmare ghost, it is definitely not something you can match, surrender quickly!" β
The old man frowned and looked at the nightmare ghost, and couldn't help but wonder: "This round thing is also a ghost?" β
The Nightmare Ghost said angrily, "You're the round thing!" β
"This ghost is my subordinate, although there are many words, but there is still a little bit of use."
Ignoring the nightmare's angry gazeβhis two wide-open yellow eyes, no one else could see the angerβthe old man continued, "You say you're an exorcist, but there's a ghost next to you, why don't you beat him?" β
Without waiting for Yuan Fan to speak, the nightmare ghost took over the words, "How is that the same?" I'm a good ghost, not only can't he beat me, but he has to serve me with good wine and meat! β
The old man raised his head and asked puzzledly: "I don't understand this, he is a good ghost, you won't beat him, but I'm not a bad ghost, why did you beat me?" β
Yuan Fan's eyebrows jumped, "At least you stole other people's things, human beings steal things and the police will punish them, you ghost stealing things, of course people like me will punish you." β
"I don't want to steal." The old man shook his head, "I'm just taking it for the time being, I'll return it." β
Seeing that the old ghost seemed to have a hard time, Yuan Fan frowned and said, "Why is this?" You're a ghost, if you want to read these students' notes, you can go out and read them. If you're a studious person, you can skip classes! Why would you steal your classmates' books? β
"Because I can't get out! I'm stuck here. The old man shook his head bitterly.
Stuck here? Yuan Fan saw that this old ghost had been sitting on the ground and had not moved, could it be said that he was a lame ghost? Then he thought of the eight sarcophagi in the mausoleum, or could it be that another immortal stepped in and sealed this old ghost behind the screen in the projection room of this library?
Thinking that when everyone usually watches movies here, there is always a ghost behind the screen, this is the real ghost movie!
"I want to get out too, but if I don't complete my redemption, I can't get out at all."
When Yuan Fan heard this, he became interested, he dragged a half-high iron frame from the side, sat on it and said, "Yes, you have aroused my interest, come!" Gaffer, give the lights to this old ghost and let him tell his story! β
The old man shook his head with a wry smile and said, "Do you know who I am? I'm a master! Specially shown Feng Shui! β
"Feng Shui master?" Yuan Fan straightened up, he didn't expect this.
"That's right, I used to be a master admired by everyone, and because of my reputation, many people came to me to see Feng Shui. For example, the placement of objects in the house, the location of the mausoleum, the exorcism of evil spirits, the avoidance of disasters and so on. As for me, I rely on this to support my family. β
"In that case, why do you want to change careers now and read the book of architecture?" Yuan Fan asked with a smile.
"Alas! I've become a ghost, so I won't hide it from you, what kind of feng shui master am I, I ...... I'm just a liar. The old man looked embarrassed.
"Liar?" Yuan Fan raised his eyebrows, "Won't it?" Even if you are a liar, everyone can't be stupid, how can so many people come to you to see Feng Shui? I often walk by the river, can I really not get my shoes wet? β
The old man smiled bitterly and said, "Isn't it my luck? I think that at the beginning, when I had just learned art from my master, I knew that I could only rely on deception, because my master was also a person who didn't learn and didn't know how to do it. β
According to this old ghost's own account, his name is Bai Shixi, and he came out of the mountains to work hard. Originally doing a good job at the construction site, he was already at the level of a small foreman, and one day, he met a "half-fairy" who told fortunes on the street, and he watched it for a long time, and he was sincerely envious.
He was tempted for a while, and wanted to worship the "half-fairy" as a teacher, and the "half-fairy" looked like a master at first, refusing to accept apprentices, and Bai Shixi knelt on the ground and kowtowed. "Half Immortal" seemed to be moved by Bai Shixi's sincerity, so he reluctantly agreed, if Bai Shixi passed the test, he would be accepted as an apprentice.
The more Yuan Fan listened to it, the more he felt like the story he had with Chen Chuan, but he listened to Bai Shixi continue to talk about it.
Bai Shixi passed the test and entered the mountain gate, in order to learn from the master, he quit his job at the construction site and went away with the master to learn fortune telling and feng shui.
But when he entered the door, he found that this so-called "half-immortal" master turned out to be a liar who could only deceive! His words about divination gods and ghosts are all clichΓ©s in memorized books, and fortune-telling is mostly foolishness.
Bai Shixi didn't think about leaving, but he couldn't resist the temptation!
Although the "half-present" master is a liar, but the world is so strange, people's fear of ghosts and gods makes them always willing to be deceived, and they are happy to do it. "Half Fairy" accounts for Feng Shui's income at one time, and wants to top Bai Shixi's family's income for a year, can he not be moved?
In this way, he followed the master to "swagger and deceive", and at the age of 50, he was considered a teacher.