Chapter 22: Lao Cao

The fat bear drove directly into the suburbs, and the two of them didn't dare to get on the highway when they were killed, so they chose to bend the country road with scars, so that they were not afraid of being surrounded and intercepted, and if they were angry, they could directly abandon the car and go up the mountain to fight guerrillas.

After Yun Yanuan finished making the call, the fat bear took the phone, dialed a number, and after a while, the phone was connected, and he heard the music that exploded in rhythm from the microphone, and the person who wanted to answer the phone was hilarious at night.

As he walked, the man shouted in R at the top of his voice: "Wait, wait, it's too noisy here, I'll change places." ”

After a while, the noise was much quieter, and the creaking of the door and the rattling of the water could be heard.

"Who?" The guy is supposed to be asking while peeing.

The fat bear drove the hands-free, concentrated on driving the car, and shouted: "The king of heaven covers the tiger!" ”

The other side immediately replied: "Pagoda Town River Demon!" ”

"What is one hundred and twenty-five times two?"

"Cao Nima! Brother Xiong! ”

"Lao Cao!"

"Brother Xiong, don't you always go to the sea to pour water buckets? Got a fortune back? The old Cao hurriedly asked.

"I'll go, don't you watch the news? Master Xiong is a man of the hour! The fat bear shouted triumphantly.

"You know, I don't watch treasure shows, and I don't watch financial news!" Lao Cao replied.

"Master Xiong is indeed on TV, but he is wanted, and I don't blame you, I don't know if I cultivate immortals at night, it's normal to not know, you only remember it now, get me five phones, a durable car, put a small car in the trunk of the car, prepare more food and drinks that can last for a long time, let's see you in the old place!"

"Well, Brother Xiong explained, it must be completed, how long will it take for you to arrive?" Lao Cao asked.

"Around dawn, you just go and wait early! Don't be so lazy! You will benefit from it in the future! Also, don't drink tap water, you can't eat food made with tap water, be careful, it's estimated to be fatal. The fat bear commanded.

"Hey, Brother Xiong is polite, these things don't need money, it's a foreign thing, let's see you later!" You always put a hundred and twenty hearts in tap water, and my brother only eats and drinks junk food. After Lao Cao finished speaking, he hung up the phone.

This guy is round, and if the bear fat man is a big black bear, this old Cao is a little raccoon. In the middle of the night, he wore black sunglasses, a black suit, a windbreaker, and a bright comb on his back.

When he came out of the toilet, he didn't wash his hands, he stuffed his fingers in his mouth, and when he whistled, several young people with long hair and two little girls with heavy makeup surrounded him.

"Yellow-haired spear, you two hurry up and get me an Optimus Prime, and then throw the two anti-manufacturing carts into the cargo box and drive to my warehouse, do you hear?" Lao Cao smoked a cigar with a unique style.

"Don't worry, big brother, that thing is easy to play, it's just that GPRS takes some time, and the two of us have to hurry up!" Yellow fur hurriedly beckoned to the spear, and the two of them quickly disappeared into the crowd of frantically dancing and writhing.

"Coquettish, you and your little sister go to the crowd to get me five phones, pick out the whole one, my buddy will use it." Lao Cao said to the two little girls.

"I know the boss, I'll send it to you later!" The two little sisters said, getting into the crowd that was crazy, and the two of them went one after the other, and when they saw the target, one threw themselves into their arms, and the other started behind their backs.

"Biaozi, you go and get some food, enough for one person to eat for ten days and half a month, and the amount of food is calculated according to the pig!" Lao Cao pondered for a while and said.

", Brother Cao, this is what Master Xiong ordered, right?" Biaozi is not biao at all, and guesses directly from the amount of food to the right point.

"You just know it yourself, don't go out and say that Master Xiong is committing a crime!" Lao Cao took a puff of cigarette and said.

Biao Zi hurriedly said: "Don't worry, Brother Cao, I don't worry about you, don't say anything about death." ”

"Get out! Hurry up, time is pressing! Lao Cao kicked Biaozi away, and just took two steps, he suddenly said to himself: ", I forgot to ask Brother Xiong if he wanted a weapon!" ”

The two of them ran wildly all the way, passing by a small village, this place where the fat man Xiong came, what is the name of Dongzhi, Yun Yanuan didn't ask in detail, and the fat man Xiong parked the car in the dark place on the side of the road.

Then he tiptoed around the village, and in a yard where clothes were dried outside, and took away all the clothes, and the fat bear scolded in a low voice: "You thief, why do you take so much?" You make the two of them bright tomorrow! ”

Yun Yanuan scolded back: "You know a fart, these things are very useful, you will know when the time comes." ”

The two returned to the van, wiped their original cotton T-shirts soaked in mineral water, and then began to change into stolen clothes.

After a few months on the island, both of them had long hair, and they had never had a haircut, and both of them wore a pigtail at the back.

"You want Kaha?" The fat bear looked at Yun Yanuan holding a set of women's clothes and gestured there, and asked in a daze.

"Disguise, I'm pretending to be a woman, the goal of the two of us is not so obvious, I'll find a way to give you plastic surgery in a while." Yun Yanuan said, she had already taken off her shirt, put on her bra first, and then in the food pile, she took out two packaged glutinous rice cakes and stuffed them in.

After getting dressed neatly, Yun Yanuan shaved his beard with a water sword, and pulled his hair on the top of his head, and in the night, he really couldn't distinguish the flaws.

The fat bear gave a thumbs up and praised him, Yun Yanuan didn't pay attention to him, gave him a casual haircut with the Renshui sword, and repaired a civilized beard, then waved his hand, and the two set off.

When the sky was bright, the two of them arrived at Furukawa, and the bear fat man was careful to park the pickup truck in the distance, and the two of them crossed three streets and came to the door of a warehouse.

As soon as the people arrived, the iron door of the warehouse creaked and slowly opened, and it was dark inside, and the fat bear didn't care, and strode in, followed by Yun Yanuan.

Obviously, the bear fat man is very familiar with this place, and when he walks in the door, he doesn't need to look at it, and when he pats his hand, the iron door slowly falls again, and then he walks to a house with lights on not far away.

Before I got to the door, I saw a fat round guy with black sunglasses rushing out, and the two fat men wanted to hug, but the two towering bellies were too delayed, so they had to get together at first glance.

"Ready?" Fat Bear asked.

"Brother Xiong explained that the task must be completed, and it is all in the warehouse." Old Cao Niu said forkedly.

"Ouch, I forgot to introduce, this is a buddy I know from Haidou, living and dying together for a few months, people don't have to say, pay attention. This is my small hair and came to country R together, surnamed Cao, and his foreign name is Nima. After the bear fat man introduced, Yunya Nuan and Lao Cao hurriedly shook hands and looked up to each other for a long time.

Regarding Yun Yanuan's male and female clothes, Lao Cao didn't ask much, knowing the current situation of the two, he didn't think it was strange at all.

Yun Yanuan asked the bear fat man in a low voice: "Does Ya have any other name?" ”

"Yes, the Chinese name, called Nima!" The fat bear replied with a grin.

Yun Yanuan rubbed his hands, exerted his strength for a long time, and asked the man in front of him who looked like Uncle Bird: "That, Cao Nima, where is the toilet......