"What, I was sent by the Buddha to protect you back to your mother's house." Li Hong said casually.

Jin Chanzi's eyes were cold, and he asked puzzledly: "This is impossible, I didn't want to go back before, how could he send you?" ”

"Yes, that's why I advised you to go to the West Heaven before!"

Knowing this answer, Jin Chanzi nodded, and he didn't know if he believed it.

"Well, I see that you are also dressed as a bald donkey, so you won't come to lie to me."

Li Hong was very confused, this hairstyle is also Nima's meritorious service?

Guanyin sighed and said, "Alas, your father is just a dead duck with a hard mouth." He actually really wanted you to go back and see him, but he couldn't bear to show his face, so he had to send someone to secretly come over and persuade you. ”

Jin Chanzi frowned, and after thinking for a while, he asked, "Since that's the case, then I'll go back and see Dad." ”

Li Shimin, who was on the side, was slightly stunned, and then asked, "Lady, aren't you going to leave now?" ”

"Sooner rather than later, hurry up now, and you can be back in three years." Jin Cicada said crisply.

Guanyin nodded and said to Li Shimin: "Your Majesty, Jin Chanzi's words are reasonable. If you leave now, you can come back in three years. ”

"Three years?"

Li Shimin said bitterly: "You are all big guys, three years is as short as three days." But I'm just a mortal, three years, without a lady, I should ...... How is it good? ”

"What are you talking about, I'll go back to my mother's house and see. If you are angry, you can solve it with your hands. Jin Cicada said angrily.

Li Shimin's old face turned red, and he said embarrassedly: "I am the emperor of the Tang Dynasty, and this day or two days is okay." If this is the case all the year round, how will the people of the world think of me? ”

Li Hong was stunned, what were they talking about? Why do you feel so ashamed?

404 smiled and explained in a low voice: "Jin Chanzi let him masturbate by himself, but he didn't want to." This trip to the west is afraid that it will be in vain. ”

"Damn, no wonder this guy is so resentful. It's the same for me, it's three years to masturbate, and it's not going to be wiped out. Li Hong said.

Guanyin comforted: "Your Majesty, since Jin Chanzi married you, she has always adhered to her duty. I want to go back to my parents' house today, why do you ......"

"Bodhisattva don't persuade, I am the ninety-five supreme. The people of Li know that the country cannot be without a mother for a day. It's a good thing for my beloved wife to go back to her parents' house, and I have no objection to it. But when my anger comes up, who should I find to vent my anger? ”

The golden cicada let out a long sigh, full of disappointment in her heart. It seems that this wish to go back and see it will not be realized.

When no one saw her, Guanyin showed a hint of joy in the corners of her eyes, and whispered: "Otherwise, it's okay, I have a technique that can transform into a mortal body." Although he doesn't have any mana, it is enough to use it to vent his majesty's fire. ”

After speaking, Guanyin waved his hand, and a woman in white who looked similar to Guanyin appeared in front of everyone.

The woman smiled skillfully and bowed to Li Shimin.

"The little girl has seen Your Majesty."

"No need to be polite, Bodhisattva, you are a mortal, can you be famous?" Li Shimin looked at the mortal body of Guanyin and was extremely satisfied.

Guanyin covered her mouth and smiled, and explained: "Where does the first body come from. Why don't you give it up, Your Majesty? ”

Li Shimin slapped his big hand and said with a smile: "This is very good, I think since it is a bodhisattva mortal body, why don't you call Guanyin?" ”

"Guanyin? Guanyin? ”

After chattering twice, Jin Cicada always felt that grass began to grow on his head, and a feeling of depression appeared in his heart. However, she racked her brains and couldn't figure out what was wrong.

"That's it, Aunt Guanyin is doing this for my good." The golden cicada, who couldn't figure it out, had to comfort himself like this.

"I wiped it, Wu Chengen had a stroke, right? Can this kind of bloody plot be written? Li Hong was surprised, this strong green hat style, is it still the Journey to the West that he is familiar with?

"Wu Chengen is about to become a god! This kind of text is not popular, and it is intolerable! 404 exclaimed.

Little Monster: "......"

What are these two talking about? How unfathomable?

got Guanyin, Li Shimin can be said to have erased all the worries in his heart. I saw him hugging Guanyin and saying with a smile: "Lady, go ahead, it's better not to ...... Hmm, it's okay to play a few more years and come back! ”

Although Jin Chanzi felt that it was wrong, he still nodded and said, "Then I'll go, take care of your life." Auntie, let's go. ”

"Huh?"

Guanyin was taken aback, and said expectantly: "What, you go first, I still have to buy shampoo for your father." ”

Although "......" feels like a pretext for Guanyin, Jin Chanzi is embarrassed to say anything.

"Alright then, I'll go."

"Wait!"

Li Shimin stopped the golden cicada who was in a hurry, frowned and said, "This trip is far away, you better take a few guards and leave." ”

"Like, the pig, the black charcoal, the monkey, and the horse!"

……

"What? Going to the West Heaven? I'm not going, I'm not going! Sun Wukong shook his head and simply rejected the invitation of the golden cicada.

He wasn't full of food, so why did he go west to eat soil?

Is it that the bananas are not tasty, or is the palace not fun?

Li Shimin said in a deep voice: "You don't like that, Bodhi gave you to the golden cicada as a dowry, isn't it just to protect her?" ”

"No bananas, I'm not going." Sun Wukong once again refused ugly.

Li Shimin said helplessly: "If you go, I will give you three thousand harems, Dongtian Villa, and a group of melons and fruits?" ”

Sun Wukong's eyes narrowed, and he asked curiously, "Is this true?" ”

Li Shimin didn't say a word, took out a real estate certificate, and handed it to Sun Wukong on the side.

"Proud landmark, central business district, seaside villas. Huaguo Mountain Block A, buy now and send 3,000 female monkeys, a water curtain cave. ”

"Deal." Sun Wukong took the real estate certificate, and the color was incomparable.

After getting rid of Sun Wukong, everyone walked towards the canopy again.

"What? You let me let a single pig and a golden cicada go back to my parents' house to visit relatives? Isn't this a secondary injury, I won't go, I won't go. Canopy's head shook like a rattle, and his tone was firm.

Repeating the old trick, Li Shimin once again took out a set of real estate temptations.

"The core of Xicheng's future residence, the five-A scenic house in Gaolaozhuang, the scenic villa, enjoy the broadening of your horizons."

"Without a wife, what is the use of this villa I want?" Tianpeng said faintly.

Li Shimin wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and added, "Don't worry, I haven't finished yet." If you send the golden cicada to the western sky, I will add another beautiful woman Gao Cuilan. ”

"Deal!" The canopy snatched the real estate certificate with lightning speed.

As a result, there were only two targets left.

One is Sha Wujing, who doesn't want real estate and doesn't want beautiful women.

One is the White Dragon BMW.

Fortunately, these two goods are not brainy enough, and there is no temptation at all, and the two sentences are fooled.

So, the six-person family visit group was assembled.

Sun Wukong, the top single monkey, the core of the team battle.

Canopy, fight wild boar girls, scatter rhythm engines.

The white dragon horse, the mid-laner dragon king, swims desperately.

Sha Wujing, ADC Holy Spear Ranger, lying to win bastard.

Li Hong, the auxiliary barbarian king, is responsible for calling chickens and taunting!

The golden cicada, our crystal, must not be hung!