Our ghost craftsman's method is very scientific, that is, to use the basic point between wood and wood to create a balance point, and finally put the stool on this balance point, so that the weight of the two ends of the stool is kept in an absolutely static state.

This basic point and equilibrium point need to use the knowledge of physics, that is, the force generated by friction, static friction and sliding friction, and then apply this force to the entire Eight Immortals table and small wooden stool, and finally calculate a bearing surface of the force, so as to calculate an accurate position.

As we all know, carpenters are particularly sensitive to force and numbers, so these two points are easy to find.

Of course, in addition to this method, we ghost craftsmen also have a method, that is, to use the words of the engineer and the text to cast spells on the feet of the stool to make the feet of the stool sticky.

It's a pity that at that time, I only knew a little bit of Gongshili, and I didn't know anything about Qianwen, so I chose the first method at that time, and it only took less than a minute to find the basic point, and put the small wooden stool in the east and west directions of the Eight Immortals Table, at first glance, it looked like a pair of wings were born in the east and west directions of the Eight Immortals Table.

Get this right, then Li Chengze stared at the two small wooden stools, with a look of envy, saying that I was very skilled, and I cast a spell on the stool, so that the two small wooden stools stood there in the air.

I don't bother to explain, but when a layman sees this situation, he will say that he has cast a spell.

At that moment, I asked Li Chengze to find seven eggs, poured some cinnabar on the eggs, dyed the eggs red, and finally put the first egg of the seven eggs next to the upside down rice, and the remaining eggs were placed around the upside down rice according to the style of the Big Dipper.

After setting out the eggs, I drew a swastika symbol with a cinnabar pen on each egg.

When all this was done, I took a general look at the Seven Star Immortal Bridge I had arranged, and it was quite perfect, so I said to Li Chengze, let him call his family members over, he said, why are you calling over, I said, I suspect that the name of his family members may be written on the window pole, otherwise, when I saw the window pole, Li Chengze's arm would not have that kind of situation.

He heard me say this, didn't say a word, and immediately called his daughter-in-law, son, and daughter, and I arranged for them to kneel under the table of the Eight Immortals and warned them to be pious, to be upright, and to have no distractions, then Li Chengze and his wife said to his daughter, the only problem is his son, after all, his son is only a big fart, where does he know what piety.

What makes me most depressed is that his son cried and made a fuss as soon as he arrived at the Eight Immortals table, saying that there were people around the Eight Immortals Table rubbing mahjong, which scared Li Chengze and his wife and their anger and didn't dare to come out. However, the little boy was reluctant to kneel, and if he said that he was kneeling, he would kneel under the stool of the mahjong youth.

In desperation, I had to let him stand there and not cry, and I walked to the edge of the table of the Eight Immortals, first towards the window, and then took the Luban ruler in my hand, and knelt down towards the east.

After finishing these cumbersome etiquettes, I looked at Li Chengze, and once again beckoned them not to make a sound, so I raised the Luban ruler in my hand, and hit the east side of the window pole, and read a sentence in my mouth, everything is good and blessed, all the way to Baitou safely, from now on there will be no disaster forever, and my grandfather will descend to protect himself.

After reading this word, my expression froze, and I hit the west again, and read in my mouth, the white tiger returned to the distant mountain, and the luck was released to stay in the year.

These first two sentences are a kind of blessing words for our ghost craftsmen, also known as two-headed poems, and the words to be read in the north and south directions are the core content of our ghost craftsmen, that is, the words of the craftsmen.

Yinshi Liyu can't be as casual as before, first of all, you have to keep the technique at the same degree as Gongshiliyu, that is to say, the moment Luban's ruler falls on the window pole, you must chant a 'and' word in Gongshili at the same time, not a point faster, nor a point slower.

If it's fast, it won't work, and it will even make the evil qi worse, and if it's slow, it will damage your body, and the whole process is called 'falling words' in the eyes of our ghost craftsmen.

To be honest, generally many ghost craftsmen do things for people, and rarely use the step of 'falling words'. Chasing the reason, 'falling words' is a double-edged sword, if used well, it can deal with evil qi more effectively, and if it is used badly, it will be counterproductive.

At that time, not long after I entered the industry, I didn't understand the doorway at all, I just knew that 'Luozi' could handle this matter, so I made it.

Fortunately, I was very lucky at that time, and there was no mistake when I was chanting the teacher's language, and every time Lu Ban's ruler fell on the window pole, the word 'and' in my mouth just came out.

In this way, I hit the window poles in the north and south directions seven times, and chanted a total of fourteen 'and' words.

Just as the last word was chanted, the windless weather gave up a gust of wind for no reason, and the fairy bridge that was hanging on the window pole swayed violently, making a piercing whirring sound.

At the same time, the sound of mahjong, which was still some, gradually stopped, and in the end, the whole room was only left with the sound of whirring wind, and there was no noise.

Seeing this, I breathed a sigh of relief, it should have been done, and when I glanced up at the window pole, I found that the original bright red swastika symbol seemed to have lost its color at this time, and it looked dull. Looking at the swastika symbol on the fairy bridge again, the swastika symbol in this position is extremely bright red, like blood.

At that moment, I was overjoyed and hurriedly said, "It's okay." ”

As soon as the words fell, Li Chengze led his daughter-in-law and daughter to stand up, and at the moment they got up, two small wooden stools that were originally placed on the table of the Eight Immortals suddenly smashed towards the ground, and I don't know if it was a coincidence, or what was going on, the two small wooden stools happened to hit the feet of Li Chengze and his daughter-in-law, only to hear them scream, take off their shoes and see, the position of the toes was smashed into a black blue.

I roughly asked them if there was anything wrong, and they said it was okay, which put me at ease, and asked Li Chengze's son with a smile, and asked him if he had seen the four people playing mahjong, and the little kid said that the four brothers had left.

This made me completely relieved, so I said a few auspicious words to Li Chengze, and Li Chengze stood up and immediately handed me a red envelope and a pack of cigarettes.

I pinched the red envelope, it was quite thin, it should be ten yuan, and the cigarette was the cheapest kind of hard box white sand on our side.

I smiled bitterly, I thought there were a lot of red envelopes for this work, but I didn't expect it to be so few, and I didn't expect the cigarettes to be so bad. However, some people are like this, begging you to give a lot of benefits before doing things, and after things are done, who will know whom.

I didn't say anything, put away the cigarettes and red envelopes and put them in the toolbox, and beckoned Li Chengze to remember to burn the Seven Star Immortal Bridge, as for the window rod, I originally wanted to help him remove it, but the red envelope and cigarettes he gave were too many times, and I was not interested in dismantling it. After all, I'm only responsible for handling mahjong sounds, not for removing windows.

Li Chengze seemed to see what I meant, walked up to me, and said with a smile: "Little brother, you smashed this window, you should be responsible for installing it back, right?" ”