Chapter 8 Happy Life
"Who said that I don't have firm beliefs in learning from experience!" In order to prove his sincerity in learning from the scriptures, Tang Seng immediately took off his pants, endured the pain, and cut off a piece of meat from his thigh. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info bloody, to say the least, there are two and a half pounds.
"Take ...... Take it. Tang Seng's face was pale, cold sweat flowed, and he threw the cut thigh meat over.
Zuo Xiaoyou didn't expect this Tang Seng to be so bloody, although he was a little despicable and shameless, but his courage was not small, and his belief in learning scriptures did not seem to be as unbearable as he imagined.
Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha looked at Tang Seng's eyes and changed, as if they had re-acquainted themselves with this master.
"I didn't expect you to be so kind." Sun Wukong immediately took action to stop the bleeding and heal Tang Seng, and soon, the terrible wound on Tang Seng's thigh healed, but although the wound was healed, the lost blood could not be replenished, so Tang Seng's face still looked pale.
Holding Tang Seng meat in his right hand, he sensed the aura in this piece of meat, and the induction result was very disappointing, there was no aura in the meat at all, it was completely a piece of meat for ordinary people. From this point of view, the words that you can live forever after eating Tang monk's meat are carefully woven lies. For what? I'm afraid fools know.
Zuo Xiaoyou set up an iron pot on the spot, cleaned the Tang monk meat, cut it into small pieces with a kitchen knife, and then took out various ingredients to marinate the Tang monk meat, and then put it in the oil pan to fry.
Seeing Zuo Xiaoyou cooking his own meat like no one else, Tang Seng's facial muscles kept twitching, and he couldn't wait to stab him to death with a knife on the spot. However, Zhu Bajie smelled the pieces of meat that kept exuding aroma, and kept swallowing saliva.
Soon, the pieces of meat were fried. Remove the oil from the pan and sprinkle with salt, cumin, and chili powder, and the rich aroma comes to the face. At this moment, even Sun Wukong, Monk Sha and even Tang Seng himself swallowed their saliva.
Seeing the appearance of the four masters and apprentices, Zuo Xiaoyou smiled faintly, took out four naan, spread the meat evenly on the naan, added some lettuce leaves, brushed some sweet noodle sauce and rolled it, and said: "Okay, after eating these things, I will help you extinguish the fire of this flaming mountain and send you to the west to learn the scriptures." ”
Zuo Xiaoyou's actions made the four masters and apprentices scratch their heads, especially Tang Seng, who asked him to cut the meat, but did not eat it, but gave it to their master and apprentice to eat...... There's no poison in this meat, right?
Seeing Tang Seng's hesitant appearance, Zuo Xiaoyou said lightly: "Don't worry!" Not poisonous. Not to mention the need to poison you. ”
The words made Tang Seng let down his guard, just looking at the naan cake rolled with his own meat, Tang Seng was very entangled. It's your own flesh!
Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie, and Sha Monk didn't think much about it, anyway, they didn't eat less human flesh when they were monsters, not to mention the meat made by Zuo Xiaoyou, the aroma was so strong, it made them have a great appetite, and immediately ignored Tang Seng's entanglement and devoured it.
"Wow!" After one bite, the three of them were shocked: "It's so delicious!!!! ”
Tang Seng's face is green, is his meat so delicious? Besides, they are all monks, and they can't eat meat. But when he saw the three apprentices eating their share in three or two bites, and then staring at the sac roll meat in his hand with bright eyes, he immediately shivered and swallowed it heavily.
Seeing Tang Seng like this, Sun Wukong and they immediately pursed their lips in disappointment, and then licked their lips, Sun Wukong said: "Is there any water?" ”
"There is no water." Left small right short out of the big bone broth: "Do you want soup?" ”
"Yes!"
The entrance of the big bone broth once again amazed the three of them, they only felt that they had never drunk such a delicious soup in their lives, although the weather was hot, but drinking a bowl of hot soup and sweating made them feel much more comfortable.
"It's a pity that you don't work as a chef in this craft." Sun Wukong rarely said a word to Zuo Xiaoyou and Yan Yuese.
Zuo Xiaoyou smiled faintly: "I'm just trying to satisfy my appetite, what does it matter to me whether others eat well or not?" ”
"Then why give it to us?" Sun Wukong asked.
"You have eaten meat and broken the meat vows, I just want to see if the Buddha will blame you when you get to the Western Heaven."
Hearing Zuo Xiaoyou's words, the four masters and apprentices were speechless, and their inner evaluation of Zuo Xiaoyou was only four words: insidious and vicious!
Waiting for the Tang monks and apprentices to eat and drink, he said, "Wait for a while." Then the body turned into a long rainbow and broke through the air.
"So fast!" Sun Wukong's pupils shrank, only to feel that the speed of Zuo Xiaoright was faster than his own somersault cloud, and he had a deeper understanding of his strength in his heart.
After Zuo Xiaoyou left, he immediately came to the place where the coals and his clones were, and then put all his clones and those coals into the space in his bell. Without these coals of fire to emit energy, the flames of the Flame Mountain quickly extinguished, and the ultra-high temperature also dropped rapidly, and soon reached a suitable level of more than 20 degrees. It's just that the high temperature of 500 years has made the 800-mile mountain range lifeless, and if you want to recover, you can't do it without a few hundred years.
Zuo Xiaoyou quickly returned to Tang Seng and his apprentices, and said, "The fire in the Flame Mountain has been extinguished, and you can go on the road." ”
"Thank you, donor." Although Zuo Xiaoyou asked him to cut a piece of meat, he still helped them in the end, and Tang Seng had to express his gratitude.
Zuo Xiaoyou waved his hand, glanced at Tang Seng, and said lightly: "If you want to arrive at the West Heaven Da Lei Yin Temple as soon as possible, it is best to give Sun Wukong less hind legs, otherwise don't complain about the sky and people if you die halfway." ”
Dropping this sentence, the left and the right turned into a rainbow and left, leaving Tang Seng standing in place, his face pale and uncertain. And Sun Wukong's expression is also a little complicated, I don't know if this Sun True Monarch is an enemy or a friend? If it was an enemy, it helped them extinguish the flames of the Flaming Mountain. But if they were friends, they were stopped twice along the way, causing them a lot of trouble.
I don't understand, I really don't understand.
With full doubts, Tang Seng and his apprentices continued on the road, and after Zuo Xiaoyou left, he immediately returned to Taizhen Cave, and then said to the spider spirits and Xiaoshan who were cultivating: "Everything is over, go back to Chang'an with me!" ”
The eight female goblins had nothing to do, and after running to the Basho Cave and fighting a temporary farewell with the Iron Fan Princess, they took them back to Chang'an.
Zuo Xiaoyou completed his task, although the process was a little weird, but Guanyin Bodhisattva still recognized it, and Zuo Xiaoyou continued to live a life of old wealth in Chang'an. And the subordinates in his house were also dismissed and replaced with seven spider spirits and Xiaoshan.
Those subordinates were a little crying when they left, and it was difficult for the whole Chang'an to find a place that was better to serve than Zuo Xiaoyou, and the monthly salary was also high. Especially those maids, although they have received a lot of severance pay from Zuo Xiaoyou, which is enough for them to eat for a lifetime, they are really reluctant to give up the old man Zuo Xiaoyou. Young and golden, gentle and considerate, treat people like family, where to find such a good person? It's a pity that when they saw the beauty of the spider spirit and Xiaoshan, they could only accept the severance pay and leave the mansion gloomily.
It's not that the left and the right are ruthless, it's really different from the immortals, it's okay for these people to be young at the moment, but if they are old, but they are still young, then the problem will be very big. And the spider spirit and Xiao Shan are both monsters, although they can't live forever for the time being, but their lives are very long, not to mention that with the guidance and protection of the left and the right, it is easy for them to live forever in the future. In order to be accompanied by someone for a long time in the future, Zuo Xiaoyou must choose them to be his subordinates.
You must know that a black bear monster let Guanyin Bodhisattva rob to guard the mountain gate, and the red boy was also robbed to be a good wealth boy. And these seven spider spirits were also snatched away by Vilamba Bodhisattva, the mother of the Pleiades Star Official, to take care of the house, which shows how rare the goblins are in these years, and how lonely those immortals who have their own dojos are. Zuo Xiaoyou doesn't want to be lonely for the rest of his life, so he tries to get some female monsters to accompany him as much as possible, also for the sake of the future.
Having said that, there are a lot of female goblins on the way to the west, in addition to spider spirits and white bone essences, there are also scorpion essences, golden-nosed white-haired mouse essences, apricot fairies, jade rabbit essences, etc., all of them are fairy beauties, except for the golden-nosed white-haired mouse essence with a background, jade rabbit essence, etc., the scorpion essence and apricot fairy seem to be able to be subdued.
However, the scorpion essence's inverted horse poison pile is very vicious, and even if Rulai is stung for a while, the pain is unbearable, and if you accept such a subordinate, you must be on guard against being stung by her at any time.
However, Xingxian does not have any sequelae, but I don't know if Tang Seng and his apprentices have met Xingxian at the moment? In addition, he didn't know where Xingxian was. After all, there are so many plants and trees that become essences, and little goblins like Xingxian are everywhere, even if they are collected, they are only a number of dancing girls who can sing and dance, and the little goodness and spider spirits can do it in this regard.
It seems that a female goblin can sing and dance, but I don't know if it's a natural talent? Because of this, Xingxian's singing and dancing are dispensable for Zuo Xiaoyou. What's more, the grass and tree spirits, as long as they pile up some plants and trees to teach for decades, sooner or later they can give birth to spiritual wisdom and evolve into goblins, such cheap and easy goblins, there is no need to spend time looking for them.
Thinking of this, Zuo Xiaoyou's interest in Xingxian instantly cleared. But the scorpion essence is still very valuable, a goblin who can sting the Buddha, even the goblin that Sun Wukong can't take, if he is accepted as a subordinate, wouldn't it be very emotional!
But the problem is, the scorpion spirit is near the Xiliang Women's Country, and Sun Wukong and they seem to have already walked through the daughter country, so in this way, hasn't the scorpion spirit been killed by the Pleiades Star Official?
Thinking of this possibility, Zuo Xiaoyou couldn't help but regret it: "I would have started earlier." "It's a pity for a good subordinate.
Put away the messy thoughts, and the left and right will live their own small life with peace of mind. Although the days are dull, they are also moisturizing. He and Princess Iron Fan are still disconnected, and they will get together every other day to warm up. About three years later, Princess Iron Fan said that she and the Bull Demon King had divorced peacefully, and now she was a free man. Since then, Princess Iron Fan has no worries when she has a tryst with him, and even stays for months.
But Chang'an is a little far away from Cuiyun Mountain, and it is not very convenient to come and go, but Princess Tiefan is reluctant to give up her own mountain, after all, in the realm of Cuiyun Mountain, she is a well-deserved queen, and everyone has to listen to her. Zuo Xiaoyou also feels that the life of the king of the mountain is relatively free, as long as the strength is enough, he can do whatever he wants.
It's just that Cuiyun Mountain is a mountainous area after all, the land is vast and sparsely populated, even if you are a mountain king, there is nothing fun, but it is more corrupt to be a rich man in Chang'an, and you can buy anything you want, which is much stronger than the poor and white Cuiyun Mountain.
In view of this, Princess Tiefan decided to give birth to a son for Zuo Xiaoyou, and then let their son stay in Basho Cave in Cuiyun Mountain to guard their 'ancestral business', so that she could accompany Zuo Xiaoyou to live in Chang'an all the time.
I have to say that Princess Iron Fan's brain hole is not small, but it's a pity that Zuo Xiaoyou's body is a firebird, even a fairy like Princess Iron Fan can't withstand his red yang qi and conceive his child. After a long time, seeing that there was no hope of conceiving a child, Princess Tiefan was disappointed, but also gave up this idea, and finally Zuo Xiaoyou was empathetic and decided to leave Chang'an and go to live in Cuiyun Mountain with her.
This made Princess Iron Fan very happy, and she was also very moved by Zuo Xiaoyou's gentleness and thoughtfulness, and since then she has served him gently like water, which can be described as a rare good wife in the world. It's a pity that I can't have a child, and I am destined to have no chance with a good mother in this life.
And Zuo Xiaoyou lived in Cuiyun Mountain for less than two years, and heard that the Tang monk and apprentice had successfully arrived at the West Heaven Da Lei Yin Temple and obtained the true scriptures. Now he is returning to Chang'an.
Zuo Xiaoyou was not interested in what happened after Tang Seng and his apprentices, he just wanted to manage his own territory and strive to develop the Cuiyun Mountain boundary into a small country.
The boundary of Cuiyun Mountain is not large, but the 800 miles of flame mountain is under the jurisdiction of Cuiyun Mountain, with this 800 miles of flame mountain, plus Cuiyun Mountain, it adds up to almost 1 million square kilometers, which is already the land area of a modern medium-sized country, you must know that the total land area of Japan is only more than 300,000 square kilometers, Cuiyun Mountain plus flame mountain is nearly three times that of Japan, as long as it develops well, there is no reason why it cannot develop a strong country.
The reason why Zuo Xiaoyou wants to develop the country is only because it is too inconvenient to go out to buy anything, and the surrounding people are sparsely populated, it is inevitable that it will be too deserted, in order to make this place more lively, it is convenient to buy anything in the future, and it is also very necessary to develop a country. In addition, Zuo Xiaoyou found that Cuiyun Mountain, according to the topography, belonged to the Xizhuang of his previous life, that is, the frontier area of the motherland, even for the safety of the 'motherland', he also wanted to build this place into the gateway of the motherland, so that foreign invaders could not enter the motherland.
With such a belief, Zuo Xiaoyou and the Iron Fan Princess exerted their magic power, first transformed the Flame Mountain in ten years, so that the Flame Mountain, the desert Gobi regained its vitality, and after the ecological environment gradually took shape, they began to plan the residents within the boundary, register them, and divide the land equally, and then Zuo Xiaoyou got a lot of high-yield seeds, so that the people could cultivate, and after the economic scale developed to a certain extent, they began to attract investment, attracting businessmen from surrounding countries to enter the country to do business, and becoming a treaty port for Sino-Western exchanges. Complementarity.
Zuo Xiaoyou also had to sigh that he had mana and was easy to do. The traffic within the boundaries of the territory does not need to be built by manpower at all, and only a spell is needed to create a traffic section that extends in all directions. If there is a shortage of water, you only need to fan the banana three times, and the heavy rain will immediately fall, so that the wind and rain in the boundary will be smooth. Then Zuo Xiaoyou, Princess Iron Fan, Xiaoshan, and the Seven Spider Spirits also gained the support of the people because of their protection, and set up a statue ranking, and accepted incense every day, so a virtuous circle was formed.